#dude I wanna hug this kid holy shit
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“Hey,” Steve says breathlessly. “Y’know that thing that we are not mentioning, ever, on pain of death?”
Eddie blinks. “Y’know you’re still mentioning it even if you don’t call it what it is, right?”
“Eddie,” Steve says seriously, which causes Eddie to focus. “I need your help. I’m kinda freaking out, here.”
“Okay,” Eddie says, running through things in his mind. “Want me to come over? Or wanna come over here? Or just over the phone?”
“I’m stressed out enough I can’t make any decisions right now,” Steve says.
“Okay,” Eddie says, “then I’m coming over. Unlock the door for me, ‘kay? I’ll be there in ten.”
“M’kay. Thank you.” With a click he’s gone, and Eddie hangs his phone back up too, looking around for his keys.
He snatches them off the counter, jams his feet into his shoes, and takes off.
He realizes halfway there that he’s still in his pajamas.
He walks in when he arrives to find Steve sitting at the table, staring at an envelope like he’s trying to disintegrate it with just his vision. Eddie thinks he can almost see the paper smoking. “Hey,” he says softly. “What’s going on?”
Steve doesn’t meet his eyes, just keeps his gaze locked on the envelope. “I did something impulsive. And Robin doesn’t know. And either nothing changes, or everything does.” He lifts his face to Eddie’s. His bottom lip is bitten raw.
“Okay,” Eddie says. “Well, first things first is to figure out which of those options it is, right? I’m assuming the letter will determine which it is.”
“Yeah,” Steve says, reaching for it, only to push it towards Eddie. “I, uh. I applied to a specific school. And I know the kids are going to tease me about it-”
“Hey,” Eddie interrupts, brows furrowed. “You’re plenty smart, Stevie, don’t listen to the little shitheads, alright? Whatever the answer is, whatever you decide to do, I’m with you. One hundred percent. I’ll even punish the little twerps during our next session if they say anything, okay?”
“Can you open it?” Steve begs, whispering, eyes wide.
Eddie’s hopeless to refuse. “Of course I can,” he replies, just as softly.
He looks at the envelope. Good, thick paper. Sticker return address. He opens it and pulls out a letter.
Dear Steven J. Harrington,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been chosen for 1988’s starting class! In Tricoci University, we pride ourselves on…
Eddie looks up at Steve with a grin. “You’re in.”
“Holy shit,” Steve breathes. “Holy shit!” He begins to grin. “I made it!”
“You made it!” Eddie celebrates, then keeps reading.
We hope you look forward to your time here at Tricoci University of Beauty Culture Bloomington.
Eddie looks up at Steve again. “A beauty school?”
Steve flushes scarlet. “Cosmetology. I wanna do hair.”
Eddie sits for a minute, thinking, before he grins at Steve and stands to sweep him into a spinning hug. “That sounds perfect for you!”
Steve giggles giddily, then grins happily at Eddie when he’s set down. “You really think so?”
“Think so? I know so! Stevie! This is gonna be so good for you!” He drags Steve over to the couch so they can both sit. “I mean, think about it. And I don’t just mean the obvious high school shit. Even the little things. You’re good with people, dude. They just like you just ‘cause you’re you. And who knows more about you than anyone else?”
Steve frowns. “Robin?”
Eddie chuckles. “My mistake. General you, not specific. Your hairdresser! You tell them everything. And you live for that shit, Stevie, I see how your eyes light up when the kids share gossip.” He grabs Steve’s hands and smiles warmly at him. “I promise, everyone’s gonna be so happy for you.”
“Thanks, Eds,” Steve murmurs, cheeks still pink.
“And hey,” Eddie says, grinning again. “You’ve got at least one lifelong customer.” He points to himself, grinning when Steve laughs.
“Thanks,” he says, then takes a deep breath, suddenly serious again. Eddie schools his face accordingly. “Will you help me tell Robin?”
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#stranger things#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie#I’m terrible at titles someone help#essentially the plot is ‘Eddie is Steve’s hair dummy and they fall in love about it’#happy ending#maybe some slight angst bc Dustin doesn’t think before he speaks#and also possibly miscommunication between our boys#because always. it always happens#starambles
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MAKING A BIG OL POST OF EVERYTHING I GOTTA SAY ABOUT THE NEW SPOOKY MONTH BECAUSE HOLY SHITTTT THERES A LOT
‼️‼️SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY‼️‼️
THE THIEVES ARE BACK WOOOOOOOO!! IVE MISSED THEM SM
also eepy lila
while gathering images for this ive noticed that the "pile of dexter" as im calling it is staring at the thieves the whole time they're in the attic (specifically fat thief)
is he somehow still alive???? just possessing a pile of dead doll????????
so cool to see the big ass spider get some actual relevance!! def gonna be important next episode for sure
ROSS'S DAD!!!!!!!!
also jaune is so pretty with her hair down like omggg... love to see her being such a supportive friend to lila as well
"are you throwing away dad's stuff mom?" WAAAAAA MY POOR BABYYY IM GONNA CRYYY
HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN
theyre so me
DEXTERRRRJRJRJRHSHSHDBBDBSB!!+!!!!!(!!
"this cat looks sick im taking it to the vet" BULLSHIT i know what you are. 👁️👁️
DEXTER'S MOM!?!?????!?!?!?!?!!!??? i had no idea she would ever show up like wow i did not expect to see her at all
poor little babies and their lack of parents
ok sorry ik im joking here but MAN this scene made me feel bad 😭😭😭
THE FUCK.
pretty sure this dude is the same guy as the "costume bob" in the last episode??? i felt bad for him last time but here he seems like kind of a pathetic and weird ass man ngl lol
RADFORRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!(!!(;+;!;(;;(;??;(;;!!(+!!++!(++!
HES SUCH A GOD DAMN SILLY NERD MAN LIKEEEEE "he even sounds like he does in the movies!!!!!!" BROOOO I LOVE HIMMMMMMMMMM DJJDGWHDHSHFH
he is EXACTLY how i pictured he would be!! my brain is not gonna shut up about him for the next few days i just know it HAHAHAH
also my caramelpopcorn (thats their ship name right?? or was it candycorn??? i forgor lol) heart is completely full, i loved actually seeing him and kevin canonically interact, they are perfect <3
HES IN THE CANDY CLUB OUTFIRTBD RJSHNF EBDJFBSBDJC EJDUFBEBW DKXN SCUEBFNFBRJSJCJCHDB!!!!(!!!!!;+;(;!!(+!!
"im... uh... like an uncle!!" "i just wanna help the children..." BROO??? feeling kinda bad for frank rn, these are like the only kids he genuinely cares about and hes being turned away from em
ik hes a shady guy but STILL
GREGOR LOOKS SO GOOFY DOING THE DANCE JDBDHSHFHD LIKE WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THATTTTT
also i made this gif myself yall better like it
aaaaaaaaaand dexter's mom is dead.
like son like mother i guess 💀
love how ignacio's door has small little boards on it from when they bashed it with a hammer HAHAHHA
also, looking at the inside of ignacio's house, is that john's family on the little table there???
one of the images in the arg gives a better look at this, but i had no idea it was in IGNACIO'S HOUSE of all places. why does he have that??? and right by the gun too.... what is this silly cult man planning......
(the arg image in question if yall were wondering)
"we understand you" "we're here for you dude" "thank you guys, i just wish things weren't so..." HATZGANG FRIENDSHIP WAAAAA!!!!!
also ROY HAS BEEN THROUGH SHIT MY POOR GUYYYY i wanna hug him mannnn 🥺
IMAGE LIMIT IS KILLING ME SO IM GONNA REBLOG THIS WITH MORE SHIT TO SAY BECAUSE I AM NOT DONE MANNN‼️‼️‼️‼️
#spooky month#sr pelo spooky month#spooky month spoilers#skid#pump#skid and pump#lila spooky month#lila#fat thief#thin thief#kevin#kevin spooky month#dexter erotoph#radford#radford spooky month#father gregor#frank#frank spooky month#jaune#ross's dad#ross's dad spooky month#ignacio#hatzgang#roy spooky month#ross spooky month#robert spooky month#roy#ross#robert
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Head Over Heels (Law X TomBoyF!Reader)
(A little dabble I thought while taking a piss 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 like 3 minutes ago)
Warnings⚠: None
[Part 1/?]
Law meets Luffys older (by like a year) sister who honestly the type of girl he’d imagine being the big sister to the Straw Hat and BOY is she just fiiiiiiiine!
3 brothers!
Imagine growing up with 3 idiot brothers with only one of them being less stupid. Fist fights, rolling around in mud and dirt, covered in blood from hunting, needing a bath every night to not get sick. Haha God I love those idiots!
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Law doesn’t know why he’s here, walking down a random street on a random island with the idiot Straw Hat Luffy. As the two walk, Luffy lets out a loud yell as he sees a familiar older girl walking down the street. “HEEEEEEY! (YYYYY/NNN)!”. He calls way too loudly, drawing the attention of everyone including the girl. She turns in confusion, the gasps as she looks over with wide eyes and a bright smile.
Luffy jolts off over to the girl, the Captain of the Heart Pirates groaning as he slowly walks to catch up. He sees her wearing baggy long pants and a bikini, saddles and a small pack bag through the belt parts of her pants. Luffy jumps and hugs her, who hugs him back. “No way! It’s so good to see you again little dude!”. She greets him. “I’ve missed you so much!”. Luffy cries. (Y/n) pulls off the younger kid, putting him in a headlock as she ruffles his hair with his knuckles.
“You little fuck! I thought your ass was dead you little shit! Scared me half to death! I swore I saw the light!”. She snaps at him angrily, tightening her hold as he starts to choke. “I-I’m sorry! Please don’t kill me!”. Luffy breathes out, spazzing in her hold.
The Heart Pirate Captain finally catches up, looking at the two with a raised eyebrow. “The hell are you?”. (Y/n) asks the taller man, looking up at him. A thump goes through his whole body, strange. “Th-this is my friend!”. Luffy chokes out, now trying to pull her arm away. “No shit! Can’t believing you made a friend that isn’t some 30 year old guy!”. She says happily.
Law looks at his now turning blue friend, his cheeks reddening at the sign of his face so squished against her boob. “Hope this little turd hasn’t been too much of a pain in the ass”. She tells him, finally letting go of Luffy to let him fall to the ground. ‘Yes, he has been a giant pain in my fucking ass’. “No, not at all”. He responds. ‘Damn it!’.
She then hums, getting on her tippy toes and leans right up into his face. “Holy crap! You’re that Law guy! I heard about you! Your bounty is like crazy high at like 3,000,000,000 berries!”. She points out in shock. “Yeah! Isn’t he awesome!”. Luffy cheers, now back on his feet. “It is quite impressive, I must say”. She hums, holding her chin with her hand as she nods.
“Uh…th-thanks”. He mutters, gripping the brim of his hat to lower it to hide his slowly growing blush. ‘What’s with this woman? Why am I like this? Damn it!’. “So, whatchu up to these days?”. Luffy asks his older sister, the two turning to each other. “Oh ya know, just traveling around looking for anything to do! Probably doing the least to piss off the old man out of us kids”. She answers, leaning with her hand on her hip.
“How bout you? I’ve seen that your bounty has only been goin up so ya still trying to be King of the Pirates?”. She asks. “Yep! And it’s only gonna go up and I’m gonna be king!”. He responds happily. She chuckles at her little brother. “I believe it! Remember I’ve been your number one supporter since day one”. She reminds him, nudging his arms with her elbow.
She then turns back to the other captain, feeling an arrow go through his heart when her eyes meet his. “Mind if I hang with you guys for a while? Just for a bit, I wanna catch up with my baby brother”. She asks him oh so kindly. Law felt as if his heart stopped, chocking and spitting out his own spit. Luffy laughs at his reaction while his sister just stares.
She reaches into her bag and pulls out a handkerchief, holding it out to him. “Do you…need this?”. She asks nervously, never really seeing a guy act like this before in her life. “Uh…”. He takes the handkerchief from her, feeling the soft fabric on his fingers. “Thanks”. He thanks, raising it to clean his face. “Oh man! You should have seen your face!”. Luffy laughs at his older friend.
He holds the handkerchief back to her, her hand grazing his as she takes it back. Her finger tips are as soft as silk, her fingers smoothly sliding off his. Laws nose suddenly bursts, blood gushing out his nose like a hose. “Holy crap!”. The girl yelps, jumping back while Luffy bursts out laughing again. “Hahaha! Now you’re like Sanji!”. He laughs, holding his stomach from all his laughing.
(Y/n) looks at her brother with a concerned expression. “Is he uh…usually like this?”. She asks him. “Hehehe, nope!”. He simply answers. All Law can do it turn away from the two, his face a dark beet red. Never in his life has he been this embarrassed just because of some girl. (Y/n) leans over so she can whisper in Luffys ear. “Should I leave and we catch up a different time?”. She whisper asks him, causing the younger boy to turn and look at her.
“No no it’s fiiiine! Just give him a minute”. He reassures her. She hums as she leans away from her baby brother, then just to lean back over. “He said he acts like a friend of yours, what’s he like?”. She asks him. “Oh you mean Sanji? He usually acts like that around girls, he really likes girls”. Luffy answer. Oh…OH!!! Oh~. “Oh I see~”. She coos, leaning away from her little brother again.
“Huh? Get what?”. Luffy questions. (Y/n) then grabs Laws hand, gaining his attention and causing him to freeze in place. “So Law, are you here for long? Perhaps we can meet up and you can tell me some stories of dumb shit my baby brother has done?”. She asks him, sending him a little wink. His nose starts to bleed again, but he’s able to muster out a nod. “Cool! Now why don’t we go somewhere nice and chat!?”. She says happily, linking arms with her brother and dragging the two down the street.
Trafalgar Law, Died Age 26
Death By Blood Loss & Heart Attack Caused By Luffys Hot Older Sister
#one piece law x you#one piece x reader#one piece law#one piece law x yn#one piece trafalgar law#one piece trafalgar law x reader#one piece trafalgar law x yn#one piece trafalgar law x you#trafalgar law x reader#trafalgar law x yn#trafalgar law x you
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I'll Always Worry (Spiderbro x Peter Parker PLATONIC)
Spiderbro taking care of peter after a mission cleaning his cuts, making him dinner and setting a bath for him and listening to him rant about whatever is on his mind also offers cuddles since my peter love language is physical touch
"Where's May?"
"Out. She's gonna be at a F.E.A.S.T. meeting all weekend, so I'm in charge."
Peter nods, and you see him for the first time. "Holy shit, Pete!"
He's covered in scratches, some of which are still bleeding, and didn't even try to get out of his Spider-Man suit, which is practically shredded.
He barely reacts when you snap into action, pushing your laptop aside and half-carrying him to his bed.
You help him get the wretched fabric off, and spend a while cleaning his scratches and cuts.
"Dude, what happened?"
Peter launches into a full on tirade and well, you asked. You sometimes forget that he doesn't have anyone to talk about this stuff with besides you, because your mom will worry about him even more than she already does and his friends don't quite get it
So you let him vent, and ask questions where needed
And watch the tension practically drain out of him as he talks himself all out of steam.
"Well... that sucks, buddy." You chuckle, and are relieved to see Peter smile wanly.
"I should get back out there...." he says softly, and you clear your throat.
"I'm in charge, Pete. Remember? So you're gonna stick right here. You need to recharge your batteries."
"But what if people are out there that I can help? With great power... comes great responsibility."
Your dad was a good man. But you have a feeling that Peter is making his last words into almost a mantra for existence as opposed to the dying words of a man desperately trying to distill all the paternal advice he would be unable to give into something, anything.
"You also have a responsibility to yourself, Peter. And part of having great power is knowing your limits. You can't help anyone if you hurt yourself doing it." you say sternly.
You gently take Peter by the shoulder, and he leans into the touch.
Thankfully, he relents. "I still feel guilty, though."
"Well, feel guilty in a bubble bath. I'm gonna make something for dinner for us, and I want you all melty and relaxed."
He chuckles. "I haven't had a bubble bath since I was a kid."
"You still are a kid, kid." You tease. "So relax, will ya?"
He raises his hands in surrender. "Okay, okay..."
He takes a while, so you go all out with dinner, making some cheese sandwiches, grilled with butter and smeared with a homemade pesto, and with some freshly cut tomato. You make a nice pile of them, and serve them with some soup.
Peter emerges in a loose white shirt and shorts, and he smiles at the meal you've made.
The sound of you two eating dominates the table - the food too good and the comfort too sweet to bother talking.
But finally when seconds and thirds are finished and your bellies almost uncomfortably full, you tell Peter this weekend is a recharge time. No Spider-Man.
You expect him to protest, but instead he nods, and he just... looks so lost.
"I figured we'd catch up with each other over the weekend. You know, order some pizza, play some games, chill."
"I'd like that."
"You wanna watch a movie with me?"
He nods again, and you grin at the eclectic collection of themed Band-Aids dotting his arms and legs.
You both crash on the couch, grabbing some blankets, but very soon, you stretch out an arm, and he leans against you.
Peter melts into the side hug, like he always does. The poor kid seems to crave physical affection.
Remembering when he first came to live with you all, when his parents died... he needed that loving, to make sure he knew he wasn't alone.
He became your little brother then, not just your cousin. And that first night he fell asleep in your arms, you promised yourself you would protect him.
It's become harder to protect him these days, but at least you can be here for this.
Your little brother falls asleep against you, and you let him rest, smiling a little as you watch the movie on a lower volume, watching over him.
#spiderbro reader#spiderman x male reader#peter parker x male reader#headcanon#marvel headcanons#spiderman headcanons#spiderman x reader#peter parker x reader
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Enough, Enough Now.
Summary: You're getting married! Why can't you stop crying?
Jason Todd x ExReader
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Warnings: SMUT 18+ Only. Chocking, Oral, angst, HAPPY ENDING. Dick Cameo, Kate Cameo.
Enough.
"Hey kid, how you feeling?" Kate asks as she steps into the bridal suite, "holy shit, you look good." She smiles as she takes in your wedding dress, the fancy style of your hair and the exquisite way you've done your makeup.
"Kate, i-" you turn to her, tears already welling in your eyes.
"Oh kiddo," she rushes forward, embracing you in a tight hug, her fingers gently brushing the tears as they start to fall, "you know you don't have to do this."
"I know, I know," you start to sob into her shoulder, "I want to. It's just-"
"Jason."
"Yeah, I feel like he's here. Like he's watching me, still."
"He's not here." She pulls you back, holding you by the shoulders, "It's only us. Dicks on his way, but Jay-"
"I feel like I'm doing the wrong thing," you confess, deflating into an armchair, "I just- is this even fair to marry him when-"
"Look at me, kiddo." Kate says sternly, smiling down at you when your eyes meet, "This life, it's not for everyone. I think you're smart to get out. God knows I wish I had."
"I still love him."
"It'll pass."
Meanwhile on a rooftop across town.
"Figured I'd find you here." Dick smirks, his face taking up the full view of Jason's scope, "thought you weren't coming little wing."
"I'm not. I'm just here to make sure she's alright."
"Let me take a peek." Dick pushes him out of the way so he can stare down the scope, noticing how you're held in Kate's arms, "doesn't look okay to me."
"I know. She's been like it all morning."
"Go to her."
"Dick, I can't. You know I can't."
"Why not? Just tell her you love her and steal her away. Shit man, I'll help you."
"She's getting married! It's not like-"
"Like what? Like you still love her? Like you know that she loves you. It's easy."
"It's not easy. She deserves better than me Dick. Someone safe and fucking normal like Dr whatever his name is."
"I thought you'd know better than to tell a woman what she deserves."
"It doesn't matter anyway." He says with a sigh, sliding down the guard rail and pressing his face into his hands, "it's done, she's getting married Dick. Whatever I want, it doesn't matter. It's too late."
"It's not. Never is, little brother."
The Bridal Suite.
"Sorry I'm late, got caught up," Dick smiles as he walks into your room, giving Kate a quick high five, "time to tag out Katie, I got it from here."
"Good luck, she's a mess." Kate says, grabbing her coat and a glass of wine, "I'll see you in a few." She kisses your forehead, wrapping her strong arms around your head and giving it a squeeze.
"Thanks Kate," you wipe the tears away, "I'll be alright."
"Course ya will. I'm here now." Dick beams, encircling your waist and pulling you into a hug.
"Have you seen him?" You blurt out as soon as Kate exits the room.
"Yeah. I saw him."
"He's here isn't he? I can feel him."
"Aren't you marrying someone else?"
"Yeah," you sigh, "guess I am."
"Good. So tell me, is this really what you're wearing?"
"Fuck you! This dress is perfect."
"Dude, you look like a cloud."
"I do not!"
"Kind of do. Like a big white fluffy cloud."
"Don't be a dick on my wedding day."
"Comes with the name."
"Whatever, we should get going."
"I just need to go to the bathroom." He smirks, "don't wanna have to pee during and miss the ceremony."
"Fine. Actually, could you help me? I was going to ask Kate, but-"
"How do we do that?"
With a lot of maneuvering and lifting and twisting of your fluffy cloud dress you finally manage to get yourself on the toilet with Dicks help.
"We're late." You mutter looking down at your phone. Noticing that you still haven't heard from him. Not a message or a call or anything.
"Let's go then. Wouldn't want the cloud Princess to be late."
"You're not calling me that." You glare at him.
"Of course, Miss Cloud.” he extends your elbow for you, “Now let's go get you married."
The walk down to the large greenhouse has your hands twitching, your nails digging into the nook of Dicks arm as you approach Eli and the rest of your life. Are you making a mistake? Fuck, why does it feel like you are? Like you should be walking down to meet someone else. Someone taller, bulkier, eyes blue as the sky that's shining through the windows.
"It's all right, Cloudy. It'll be ok." Dick squeezes on your hand, "I can help you run if that's what you want."
"No. I just-" you shake the thoughts from your head, "nerves."
"No need for that, puff n fresh."
"You're right."
"Righter than you think," he smiles as he presses a soft kiss into your hair, before pulling the veil over your face, "Open the door." He says to the attendant who's standing by, "she's ready."
The door swings open and your eyes are already downcast. You're thankful for Dicks sturdy arm leading you down the aisle. You can hear Selina, her gentle voice coming from the left, telling you how pretty you look. Dicks hand squeezes yours as you feel water starting to fill your eyes. This is wrong. That you shouldn’t be doing this. It’s a mistake. You stare up at Dick to tell him as much, but he only gives you a reassuring smile. He releases your hand to rest his on your back, "I got you." He whispers, "it's alright."
"I-"
"Just a few more steps."
You keep your eyes on Dick as you stop. Unsure you can even look Eli in the eye and tell him no. You can't.
"You're not here to marry me," Dick smiles, trying to pry your hand from around his arm, "turn around, little cloud."
You give him a nod, turning in place to face Eli. Your eyes still downcast when you notice heavy combat boots in place of Elis signature loafers. Your eyes travel upwards, the suit pants are wider though just as black. You fixate on the strong hands that reach down for your veil, unable to look up. Are you imagining this? Is your heart going to fall onto the floor when your eyes meet his?
"I'm up here, Kitten." Jason's low voice whispers as he drapes the veil over your hair and his fingers hook under your chin, "look at me."
Hesitantly, your eyes travel up as he lifts your jaw, "Hi." Jason beams at you, "sorry I was late."
"You- we." You fling your arms around the back of his neck, your dress poofing out behind you as he holds you so tight you think you might split in two. "Grayson." You mutter into Jason's neck.
"You're not mad?" Jason asks right into your ear.
"Did you kill him?"
"No, Dick paid him off. Which was surprisingly easy."
"Asshole."
"Idiot. I wouldn't trade you for anything." He starts to kiss into your neck. "You wanna get married, Kitten?" He asks as he sets you on your feet, "be a shame to waste such a pretty dress."
"Yes."
"Good girl. We can sort the rest out later."
You can't stop smiling, the world seems to have gone from the wrong way up to spinning so fast in an instant. You're disappointed in Eli first of all for being so easily bought. But you can't be mad at Dick for what he did, though the uncertainty of what's going to come after this is niggling at the back of your mind. The voice is small, almost inaudible under the joy in your bones.
As the night draws to a close you say goodnight to all your guests, which with Eli's family bailing amounted to about 10 Wayne's and a few of the friends you'd made in town.
"This our room?" Jason asks, scooping you up in his arms as you open the door, "it's nice. But you know what'd be nicer Kitten?"
"What's that?"
"Letting me unwrap my wedding gift."
"Jay I-"
"Come here," he sits down on the edge of the bed, his arms reaching out for you, "Good girl, now turn around."
"I'm the gift." You realise as you spin and his lips land on your shoulder.
"Yes, the best gift Grayson has ever gotten me." His fingers work slowly to untie the corset back of your dress, gliding in and out his breath growing heavier with each tug on the ribbon. "Step out," he says holding the skirt wide for you, "now turn around." He scans over the tiny bodysuit, the white lace wrapping around you in all the right places. His lip is almost bleeding from how hard he's biting down on it.
"Can I undress you?"
"Yes, my beautiful wife. But I want to hear you say it."
"Please," you kneel down, your hands skating up this thighs, "my perfect," your get his belt undone with one flick and yank it form his pants, "handsome," you unbutton him, "sneaky, wonderful husband," he lifts up letting you pull his pants from you, "please can I undress you."
"Such a good wife." His hand weaves through your hair, "you want to suck my cock?"
"Mine now." You smirk up at him, licking at his head as he starts to grow in your hand.
"Yes Kitten." He thrusts up into your mouth, "all yours." His hand tightens in your hair, pushing himself further down your throat. "Fuck you're so good at that, Kitten." He moans, your pussy quivering at the sound. "Yes- yes- fuck. Just like that."
You lick at the underside of his cock, sucking at the tip as he withdraws. Your nails biting into his thighs as you fight to breathe through your nose. Your pussy aching and pulsing with every breath he takes, every moan that leaves his lips and the shaky way he calls you Kitten.
"You need to stop." He shakes, trying to pull you from him, "be a good wife and stop." His fingers yank at your hair, drawing you back and smiling at the pout on your lips, "get on the bed." He demands, pulling his tie out and throwing his jacket and shirt to the wayside as you climb onto the bed behind him. "Fuck you're beautiful." He says, sliding his hands down your legs and hooking his fingers into the snaps on your body suit. "How will I get this off you?" His teeth connect with your thigh as his lips work to ease some of the pain.
"Lick me, please."
"What perfect manners," his head dips between your legs, "how could I deny my wife." His teeth snag on your buttons, ripping them apart until he's finally got your pussy free and he starts to languidly lick and lap at you, "so wet Kitten. This all for me?"
"Yes, always."
"I know. Always." His hand snakes up, flicking the delicate ring on your finger, "you're mine forever now Kitten." His tongue presses into your pussy, fucking into you. His thumb presses on your clit, and you can already feel your body start to tingle.
"Jay- fuck." You arch down into him, pressing your pussy into his face. But he pulls back, his eyes searching yours.
"Kitten." He says in a low warning tone as his fingers press at you. "Say it." You start to squirm under him, "say it wife and I'll give you what you need." He palms at his cock as his fingers press into you deeper, "you can do it."
"Daddy." You moan as his fingers fill you and he presses his lips to yours, "fuck me, please fuck me."
"Again."
"Daddy please I need you to fuck me." You beg, your nails clawing into his shoulders to try and bring him closer.
"Good girl." He wraps your legs around him, his cock slapping down onto your clit, "my pretty wife." He slaps it again before lining himself up, his fingers gripping his base.
"Fuck, Daddy." You cry as he presses into you with one thrust, "fucking burns."
"Going to fuck you like this every night." He pants, picking up one of your knees and throwing it over his shoulder, "make up for- Uh, fuck. Make up for all the nights we've been apart."
"Too many."
"Way too many." His hand gently holds your face as he starts to fuck into you. Your boobs bouncing from the force of him, your hands gripping tight on his arms to keep you in place. "Got a lot to make up for, Kitten. Starting now," his longer fingers rub at your clit, your pussy starts to pulse as you cry out into the night. "Give it to me." He moans, he brings you higher so he can fuck down into you, "give me my cum."
You moan into his mouth as your release floods his cock, the wet slapping sounds ringing in your ear as you start to see stars, "too much," you pant as he goes harder and faster.
"More, give me more pretty wife."
"Can't."
"Yes you can. You can take it." His hand slides from your chin around your neck, "cum again and again for me. Make me fill you up."
"Deeper," his hand releases your throat for a second, picking up your other leg and pressing his cock even further inside you. Grinding down and rearranging your guts as his tongue swirls inside your mouth.
"I love you, little wife." He moans into your mouth.
"I love you," you pant back, grinding up into him, "love you so much it hurts."
"Can feel you getting close again. Let go, tell me you love me and let go. I got you. I got you forever."
"I love you, fuck. Right there. Yes. I love you," you brain starts to fog as you're overwhelmed with Jason, with pleasure and the reassurance that he's not leaving this time. You spasm, your muscles locking into place, toes curling and your back arching as you shiver underneath him. Jason's cock pulses, throbs and releases inside you, sending another wave of pleasure over you.
Your body goes limp, your mind dead as you attempt to catch your breath. Gently Jason lets go of your legs, his body rolling you on top of him as he pants beneath you. His fingers rubbing through your hair as you bask in the afterglow.
"Are you ok little wife?" He asks in the softest tone you've ever heard.
"Wonderful."
"Good, get some rest."
"What happens now? Are you going to give him up?" You say, already feeling sleep pricking at your eyes.
"We'll talk about it in the morning. I think I found a compromise."
"Not going back to Gotham." You admit, wondering if maybe you should have had this discussion before, ya know impulsively getting married.
"I wouldn't ask you too. Dicks got a plan."
"Are we joining the circus?" You ask, nuzzling into his chest. His strong arms wrapping around you, holding you close.
"Oh, little wife. You joined the circus the second I laid eyes on you."
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AN: My brains kind of broken at the moment so im just going through and finishing all my WIPS
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This ramble ask
How ya feeling?
HOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTT ENDYYYYY
ENDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IT. I WAS NOTTTT EXPECTING ANYYYY OF THISSSS AAAAAAAAAAJRGBTJKWEFREGTKWEFREGTKRFGNYT
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE ASKING FOR BY SENDING IN THIS ASK. KJREHKJERHD
this is probably gonna be even longer than my ramble after completing the greyscale series so once again i dont expect you to read all of this but OHHH YM GODDD i need to dump my thoughts somewhere cause HOLY SHITTT
after writing this out i really only managed to touch on the last 2-3 episodes but yk. there are my thoughts on the ending so it makes sense. i dont think we wanna see how big my ramble on the entire fucking series could get
spoilers ahead for anyone else who sees this: literally all of prime defenders s1 and s2
ashe came home.
ashe fucking CAME HOME.
now, i had a feeling since about episode 35 that ashe was certainly coming home, because there was so much buildup, yakko did an ashe cosplay, etc. like it would have been stupid for her not to return at that point. plus i kept seeing people drawing a post-trickster ashe and was like huh.
so essentially, i thought that because i Knew, i wouldn't get blindsided by these final episodes. in fact, knowing almost made it more... bearable? i guess, because i could hold onto the light at the end of the tunnel that ashe was 100% coming home. it almost made me feel the same hope that the group was feeling about ashe, because i had that certainty and faith in the good ending.
and then william wisp fucking died. again.
i was really sleepy when i was listening to that scene but still persisting because my anxiety was slowly increasing as the episode went on, but when the trickster just. plunged his hands through william's chest i was FULLY awake just sitting in absolute shock. i'm not the kind of person to cry huge tears over media (i think the only time i non-happy cried watching riptide was ep 53), but when william died For Real i actually gave a good few sobs. i was no longer sleepy i was just in shock and then in grief.
and i was like. oh shit. maybe there is no good ending.
something like that ENTIRELY blindsided me in such a crazy way that it had me doubting ashe would even come home.
and i kept thinking, hey, no, he's risen before, he'll be okay! but then he went to the fucking spirit realm. he got dispensed there with kumori and began the first day of forever and i was like oh. shit.
william was gone.
and the REACTIONS from dakota and vyncent were both so guttural and real and true to their characters in their own ways. like so good it's nearly painful to think about.
dakota's loud. he's loud and he's rambunctious because he's dakota. he never speaks below a shout.
but when william was torn in half, he wasn't shouting, he was wailing. the absolute shock and denial he was in haunts me dude.
dakota's was begging william not to do this to him. he could forgive william for so much-- for lying to him, for not asking for his help, for fucking killing jade, but he could never forgive william for dying.
dakota's not the kind of kid to ask, y'know? if something doesn't go the way it should to him then he'll fight abrasively and outwardly for what he believes is right, or in the harder cases he'll bite the bullet and take the fall.
but here, he was pleading with william to just. not die.
and i think the final thing that shattered my faith that hey, maybe william wasn't gone was that tide was so accepting of it. he fell to his knees, he grieved and he was torn apart for a second, but then he was back up, holding dakota, going as far as to use a whole turn in initiative to only hug his boy despite the deadly circumstances. despite the world falling apart around them. to loosely quote my other mutual cayden (<333), "at the end of everything hold onto something and dakota had to hold onto tide because it was the end of everything for him" and i think that's just. the only way i can really phrase it. top 10 moments that rewired my brain chemistry
and dont get me started on dakota LITERALLY JUMPING THROUGH HELL FOR EVERYBODY. JUMPING THROUGH HELL, LOOKING THE TRICKSTER IN THE EYES AS HE DID SO. LIKE I'VE SAID THIS BEFORE BUT SOARING THROUGH THE BURNING SKIES OF THE CHAOS REALM? THE REALM THAT CORRUPTS AND WARPS EVEN THE STRONGEST DEMONS? AND STILL COMING OUT ON THE OTHER SIDE BECAUSE YOU'RE DAKOTA MOTHERFUCKING COLE AND YOU SIMPLY REFUSE TO SUCCUMB?? FUCKING INSANEEE.
and. fucking. fuck.
vyncent. MOTHERFUCKING. sol.
when i fucking catch condifiction.
vyncent sol is such an interesting fucking character. most of the time i'm like "there is something deeply wrong with him <3" in an endearing sense because yknow. he's a little strange. he's not from around here.
but oh my god.
vyncent sol, THE character development guy ever.
he starts off season 1 violent, unable to control his powers. he's violent, and he's scared, and he's homesick, and he's like a skittish dog who bites when it gets nervous because he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing here.
but he changes. he grows.
he gets his closure with fauna, yeah, but then he finds a new home. he finds himself in a flying car, chasing after the fucking lich, watching william and dakota fighting in the front seat like a married couple, and he just thinks yeah. this is home.
and he doesn't quite unlearn his violence or his vengeance but they do certainly shift gears (also tidbit-- the 'fatal flaw' of justice is vengeance which is part of why i chose him for that human soul in the undertale shit i was telling you about :D).
his character is about balance. he has to learn not to be reckless and violent like in season 1, while also not apathetic and taking inaction like he did in s2 episodes 31 and 32.
at the end of everything, he protects william with his life, ready to interpose any attack. he thinks that he can do right by somebody this time, act now so that there aren't any consequences later (y'know, like he never did with jade, or ashe, or the lich).
but william. still. dies.
the sheer anger that vyncent felt in that moment was overshadowed so strongly by his grief, but it was still there. i can't even put it into words without going on a whole nother tangent but oh my fucking god. dude. vyncent sol has irreparably rewired my brain he is all i'm gonna think about.
prime defenders honestly is just THE character development show in general. i haven't even touched on william's development, on how he put faith in his friends over mal even if he knew it was going to make things much harder because he trusted dakota and vyncent so much. on how he literally got killed, repeatedly, over and over, in the spirit realm for 12 hours straight. on how he dirtied his hands during the greyscale arc out of fear.
on how he finally. stopped. running. stopped trying to escape who he was. but still won't come out of the closet
and god this is a looooong fucking ramble and i haven't even said much yet, this is only me screaming about the last two episodes really, but so much has happened in them that i just AUUUUGUGHGGHGHJKTEHRKJ
and. holy fucking shit.
JADE??? MAY STILL BE ALIVE??? D OYOU UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING FERAL IM GOING OVER THIS JADE CANTRIP VENGEANCE ARC. I NEEEEEED XAVIERRRR TO SEE HER AGAINNNN JADE AND XAVIER'S FRIENDSHIP MEANS SO FUCKING MUCHHH TO MEEEEE
AND ATLAS? BRO POOR FUCKING ATLAS. he really could not catch a fucking break for the ENTIRE series. when bizly started describing the 'odd fizzling' i was like 'man this guy is just going THROUGH it with his career i feel kinda bad for him' and then.
he was dead.
i think grizzly said it best, how bizly has to 'keep reminding us that prime defenders is r-rated' cause yk. the sudden violence/gore. it was so impactful you were so right when you were talking about tonal whiplash because holy SHIT.
like we were just in mario kart hell chasing after le frog who stole pizza he couldnt even eat cause he was vegetarian. and then atlas' throat was slit and he was marked with an x. (x as in xavier's vigilante persona????????RTEHRTTT$YRJHTTETR)
im just AUGUGHGHGH so FUCKING UNWELLLL OVER THIS ENTIRE SERIES. I'M SO STOKED FOR WONDERLUST BUT ALSO THAT MEANS PRIME DEFENDERS PROBABLY WON'T RETURN UNTIL THE END OF THE YEAR OR EVEN LATER.
i need a prime defenders christmas episode. dearly.
the bright side of this is that now i can write a shit ton of fic + inhale every single fic under the prime defenders tag on ao3.
but GODDD this is the most gutwrenching piece of media ever. i've never had such a strong hyperfixation since 2020 because the world is just so good. every single character and npc means the world to me. even summer and doug are constant subjects of my brainrot. even fucking lightspeed and harlem and aughughugnjtr.
thank you for the ask endy lmao im FUCKING CLAWING AT THE WALLS OVER THIS SHOW. AIUKGHEJHW
JADE CANTRIP REVENGE ARC PLSPSLPLSPLSPLSPLSPLS. I NEED HER TO COME BACK AND I NEED HER TO COME BACK WRONG AND I NEED XAVIER TO BE TERRIFIED OF HIS BEST FRIEND EVEN THOUGH IT'LL EMOTIONALLY DESTROY ME AKTJHETRKJTRWKERE
okay that's. all i can say for now
#vixen rambles#vixen answers#jrwi pd#jrwi#WEKJTHETWKJGREHTITWJKREJTYIQKJEFWRE8T90OPQEF9GRET0OE#LOSINGGG MY MINDDDD
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🎅A WENDIGO CHRISTMAS🎅
@untildawn-secretsanta
@lookimtryingmybest HI!!! This is my present for you this Christmas!! I hope you enjoy it! You'll get some good old nonsense in the end. I was planning to draw you something but I couldn't so I wrote my first fanfic ever for you! I hope you enjoy it!
You could call Josh the revengeful type. He was like, planning a super elaborate “prank” in order to finally avenge his sisters’ disappearance after the very infamous joke they pulled on Hannah. However, Josh had been doubting the usefulness of such a plan. It had started not long ago, after a call with Chris and Ashley, he started feeling bad about it. First he thought about Chris and Ashley:he had very mixed feelings about them. One part of him was jealous of Ashley, as he loved Chris, his childhood bff, but the other part kind of wanted her as well? Weird. Then he started thinking about his friend Sam, she didn't even participate in the prank, and lately they had been supporting one another. Then the final factor appeared: Christmas was near and his parents wouldn't even be here to celebrate it with him, and if his sisters weren't here either, what was the point? So he had an idea to solve both problems: what if he invited all his “friends” (he's not even sure they still are his friends) for Christmas? Then he could decide if he forgave them AND he wouldn't be all alone. Josh hated loneliness. So he called them all. And these kids apparently didn't want to attend the family dinner because everyone accepted.
Everyone was back at the lodge, the first people to arrive were Ashley and Chris. They came together and Josh could feel his “mixed feelings” about them rise the second he saw them.
“Hey bro! Hey Ashley!” He greeted them
“‘Sup”
“Hi!” he hugged both of them. Quickly afterwards an awkward silence settled in.
“Anyone wanna play dnd?” Chris spoke in an attempt to stop the awkwardness, and, I mean, it worked because now Josh and Ashley just felt despair.
“Dude please tell me you didn't bring all of your dnd stuff…”
“Uh…”
“I asked you if you had it before we headed out and you swore you only brought presents!!” Ashley joined in the complaints.
“Well, I mean, playing dnd IS a present!”
“Ugh…”
“So will you guys play or-”
“NO.” Their little banter was quickly interrupted by noises they heard in front of the living room.
“This bitch better get lost on her way. I can't stand her ugly ass.”
“Calm down Emily…remember we're all here for Josh today” Oh, another couple with issues. Hopefully they can fix them for Christmas, that would be like a hallmark movie. Matt and Emily entered the place, and immediately noticed how their three friends were looking at them.
“Oh, did you guys like, hear us?”
“Yeah.” Josh decided to be honest, but before any of them could really address it. A braided blondie came in with her boyfriend.
“Hiiiii” she cheerfully greeted and hugged everyone, well except Emily of course.
“This bitch-” Emily quickly interrupted herself when she saw the pleading look Matt gave her.
“Almost everyone is here, where's Sam?” Josh asked.
“Right here.” Sam was right behind him and just gave him the fright of his life.
“HOLY SHIT SAM WHY”
“Ha, I'm getting back at you for all the times you scared me” she playfully elbowed him.
After a while, the atmosphere was still pretty tense, no one was really doing anything. Sam took a look at Josh and noticed how he wasn't looking really comfortable. She decided to talk to him.
“Hey, Josh”
“Sup Sam.”
“Are you planning to do anything? Like, watching a Christmas movie, do you have a Christmas playlist? Maybe board games?”
“Uh, I mean I bought beers”
“Let me take charge for a while.”
Sam stood up and started assigning tasks to her friends, dividing them in groups (that she chose carefully).
“Okay so, Ash,Chris and Josh, go turn the electricity generator on in the basement, then we can get more light, no offense Josh, but these candles are not enough. Matt and Emily could start getting the table ready for dinner. Jess could change the decorations a bit, Josh, I know you love your favorite indie horror movie's Christmas merch but I think Jess could make everything a bit, uh, prettier. Mike and I could go searching for board games or anything that could entertain us tonight, okay?” Everyone nodded and started working on their assigned tasks.
“Why does no one want to play dnd!? It's so interesting!”
“Dude!”
“What!?”
“I'm shivering!” Ashley chimed in.
“Oh, do you want one of my flannels?”
“How many flannels do you have!?”
Josh clicked on a secret button on the wall,it revealed a closet full of flannels, there was like every flannel you could imagine. Red one, purple,pink, barbie flannel, horror flannel, flannels with fur on the sleeves, etc…
Ashley gasped “What the hell!? I'm actually impressed.”
“And I'm the weirdo because I like dnd. You're obsessed with flannels!” Chris shook his head.
“Flannels are useful okay!?” Josh defensively responded.
“Oh I like this one!” Ashley tried a green one on.
“Oh my god it was made for you! That's some high quality flannel dude.” Josh admired as Ashley spun around in her new flannel.
As they descended in the basement, Chris started working on the electricity generator while Ashley and Josh remained on one side, a bit away from him (they just finished bantering because Josh complained about Chris’ phone addiction).
“So…how have you been since-”
“Don't worry about it Ashley. I've been doing well, tonight I just want to have a good time with you guys okay? You and Chris mean a lot to me and well… I don't mean to get between you two because I see how you look at eachother you know? But I like being with you”
“Josh…we also enjoy every minute we spend with you”
“Oh-”
“What are you guys talking about?” Chris joined the conversation back.
“What are you talking about Matt?” Emily and Matt were only supposed to get the table ready for the dinner but surprisingly the conversation turned into Matt opening up about his insecurities on his relationship with Emily.
“Matt, you are everything I could ask for. And I've never been happier since we've been together and you better understand that! You're beautiful and you're just a great guy, so don't you dare deny it! And Emily's always right, thank you very much.” Matt didn't expect such direct praises from Emily, he just jumped to hug her as she hugged him back with a surprised look. Jessica passed by the kitchen and threw a disgusted stare at Emily and Matt.
“Emily don't do that-” Emily didn't listen to Matt as she kept walking towards Jessica at a fast pace. When she got near enough, she opened her arms and gave Jessica the warmest hug she ever received.
“Emily? What-"Jessica mumbled.
“I already lost a friend last year and I won't lose another one. I won't let that happen, got it? Especially not over a stupid guy named Mike. You may be a bitch, a huge bitch…”
“Woah”
“But you're still my best friend.”
“Oh Emily” Jessica broke the hug to get a better look at her “I'm so sorry for what I did, I want to go back to how we were…”
“Jessica, I know you're sorry and that you're happy with him and I'm happy with Matt, so let's forget about this stupid feud over some stupid guy, and let's be besties again, I won't take no for an answer by the way.”
“YES” The girls started happily cheering for their friendship as Matt watched, proud of his girlfriend.
“Jesus, these board games are old.” Mike coughed because of the dust.
“Yep, they haven't used them since…”
Mike sighed “I think about that everyday”
“I know Mike, we've talked about it. And you know what I said, you're sorry, everyone is, but now it's time to move on, look at how happy Josh was when he saw us. This is how we can honor them: by celebrating the best Christmas for them.”
“You're right…”
“How are things with your father going by the way?”
“Oh you know, the same stuff as always, he acts like a douche and has those dumb expectations”
“Mh I see…”
“Let's stop talking about me. Let's talk about you, Sam. How are you doing?”
“Oh! Uh well you know, the same stuff as always. I have to take care of everyone again.”
“Yeah, you probably made me accompany you so I could talk about my problems,heh.”
“You got me there. I mean sometimes being the mom friend is tiring you know? You guys give me a lot of work. Helping Chris, Ash and Josh figure out they all have feelings for eachother is hard!”
“Oh yeah! Everyone knows it! Well, except for them. But you're right Sam, we should make an effort to get along better and you know, listen to your problems too.”
“Aw thank you. Nice talk bro!” Sam lightly punched his shoulder.
“Ouch!”
“Oops”
Everything was now ready for the perfect Christmas. The dishes were on the table. The Christmas tree was beautiful and the living room was shining with all the decorations. The lights were on and the lodge was warm. Sam and Mike had some movies and boardgames prepared for the night, and Josh's (odd) Christmas playlist was playing in the background. Matt, Mike and Sam were playing a board game, Jess and Emily were catching up and Josh,Chris and Ash were cuddling together on the couch while chatting about geeky stuff. Suddenly, the lights started flickering and finally turned off. Screams were heard (mostly from Mike). The lights turned back on, revealing a tall and pale creature standing in the living room. Our friends didn't know it, but it was a wendigo. The time stopped, it was like everyone was too stunned to speak, petrified. The wendigo opened its mouth.
“I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need…”
Josh immediately recognised the beautiful singing voice.
“Hannah!?” The wendigo put a christmas hat on its head. “Yeah!”
“Where have you been!?”
“Long story short, I fell from a mountain into some mines and I ate a dead body to survive and now I look like that!” Hannah cheerfully explained.
“Hey you look just like the monster from my favorite horror movie! Cool!” The two siblings hugged.
“Wait a minute, Hannah. Where's Beth?”
“ Uh… JOSH LOOK SANTA PUT THE PRESENTS UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE!”
“NO WAY DUDE!”
Everyone ran to the tree. Each person got wonderful gifts from their loved ones. Emily got a new bag and jewelry, Jess got new clothes and makeup, Mike got an ugly Christmas sweater and he didn't know it yet but the next day Jessica would take him out to adopt a puppy together, Matt got some more material to practice sports, Chris got a new videogame, Ashley got a new book collection and Sam got some sweaters.
Josh decided that he would give up on his plan. He had the time of his life with his friends and he got his sister back. The rest of the night went wonderfully well. They danced, had a delicious dinner and played board games. Emily and Jess apologized and catched up with Hannah. They even sang together when they organized a Christmas karaoke. In the end, it was the best Christmas everyone could wish for. “Hey Hannah, have you ever played dnd?”
“Chris…” Josh sighed.
“Show me!” Hannah responded, surprising everyone.
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The thing I like best about Word of Honor is all the little couple fights. When they have their over dramatic moments and swear they are walking different paths of just crush each other with words and silence. And not five minutes later they are tiptoeing back into each other’s business. You ain’t still MAD is you can I offer you some fan flirting or eye contact or magical back massage or whatever see there there now we are right as rain… kisses and finger hearts and shit I love them
I also like all the magical martial arts musicians? I’m not sure what that’s about but it’s super fun. Especially when they’re wearing tons of chunky boho jewelry and fabulous eyeliner. Pluck those strings, bitch, play!
Also also the ghosts - I mean I don’t get it - they’re dead but also running around bleeding and hugging and face swapping. And how much overlap is there between the lesbian scorpions and the ghosts are they one and the same is this just a sect I’m so confused but they’re all extra sulky and spiteful so they are my favs and I get upset when one of them perishes - even though they’re already ghosts so… re-perish?
I love it. Please don’t explain a thing to me I honestly am having more fun just going with the flow. Oh, this is happening? Cool, cool.
My boys just drinking nonstop, lounging on rooftops, gently flying through the air. I want a bird to fly past them… like a big V of noisy geese who are like honk honky you silly boys put your backs into it you’re holding up the line here we are moving and you two are just leisurely gliding around like butterflies.
Also that kid had jewelry in his gut this whole time and just sliced himself right up without any warning and I was like HOLY shit little bang boy you are a tough cookie after all. Holding up that black bloody chunk and the dude is like gross let me sanitize this thing first while the little bang boy is like wait you got alcohol over there cause I am in need sir
And I may never recover from the love struck rich dufus telling everyone he spent the night with his crush to protect her secret but also the audacity that cute little minx I wanna squeeze his cheeks and smack his behind and pat him on the head cause he’s got great taste in women that’s for sure - little plucky girl is a true beauty
But not as beautiful and mysterious as evil braid boy and his flawless eyeliner and moonshine facial highlights boy those cheekbones be glowing! I don’t even remember who he is - I assume he wants the blue glass bangle too for the armory or whatever or does he want something else? Baddie I hope you get it all honey you deserve it… that sort of devotion to a goth aesthetic deserves the world - the whole world - where is your soul mate? I feel like he’d be well suited to travel the world with a talking black cat or something…
Sigh.
I don’t get the whole nails in the chest thing either but I like a pitiful man and I love the flirty king who’s determined to save him and I can’t wait to figure out how they’ll get out of this or both die and be reincarnated as geese or whatever is gonna happen down the line it’s too campy to completely break my heart I think so I have faith they’ll pull through and find ways to stay drunk for all eternity together. And forget about the nails what about your livers??? Guess that magic flute cures hangovers too
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꯱ׁׅ֒ᥣׁׅ֪ꫀׁׅܻꫀׁׅܻ℘ᨵׁׅ᥎꫶ׁׅꫀׁׅܻꭈׁׅ ᨰׁׅꪱׁׅtׁׅhׁׅ֮ ꪀׁׅꪱׁׅᝯׁƙׁׅ֑
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warnings : none , some fluff? / fem reader
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*car engine starts* *20 minutes later*
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"hey y/n!!" nick says lunging out the front door
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"hey nickyy !" y/n says opening the car door
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*car door slams shut as the car turns off*
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"Do you wanna play Mario with me and chris?" nick says shutting the front door
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"Yeah sure , where's matt?" y/n says confused
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"He's asleep , kid didn't go sleep till 6am" nick says laughing
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"oh alright" you say turning to Chris
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"hey y/n" chris says Sipping on Pepsi slowley putting it down to hug you
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"Hey chrisyyy , missed you" y/n says wrapping her arms around chris and looking up to kiss him
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"alright you two , go get a room . I'll go set up Mario" nick says leaving to go his room
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"Can I have some" y/n says pointing to the Pepsi lying on the counter
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"theres Dr pepper in the fridge for you , I know how much u love it" chris says
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*y/n lunges to the fridge swinging the door open and grabbing one*
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"babe can you open it i just got my nails done" y/n says passing it to chris
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"GUYS GET UR ASS UP HERE" nick says as he switches on the last controller
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"WE'RE COMING" chris says handing the now opened dr Pepper to y/n
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"thanks babe" y/n says running away up the stairs
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*chris chases after her smacking her ass through the mini skirt she's wearing *
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"i hate you" y/n says looking back at chris
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*2hrs later*
time : 00:48
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"Well that was fun" y/n says slowley standing up
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"holy shit , it's only midnight?" nick says shocked
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*nicks door creeks open*
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*matts stood there half asleep shirtless in grey joggers*
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"MATT!!!" y/n says lunging towards him to hug him
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"calm down dude ." matt says hugging you back
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"You're such a sleep head , you lazy shite" y/n says backing up walking back to nicks bed
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"okay you two get out me and y/n our gonna watch a movie and go sleep" nick says referencing to matt and Chris
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*chris stands up and walks towards matt pushing him out the way to shut the door and get out*
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*matts and Chris's footsteps slowley fade as they go downstairs*
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"lets watch the lorax" y/n says giggling
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"im down" nick says switching to Netflix and turning on the lorax
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"do you have joggers ? I am not sleeping in a skirt " y/n says
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"yeah check the top draw" nick says
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*y/n grabs some and walks to nicks bathroom , taking her skirt of and putting the joggers on*
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*y/n leaves her skirt on the floor forgetting about it opening the bathroom door walking towards the bed sitting down*
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"You good now?" nick says clicking play on the tv
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"yeah , I'm so tired tho" y/n says yawning turning over and getting under the quilt
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*nick slowley starts to fall asleep along side y/n*
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I littalry don't know how to end this so yeah I hope you liked it . this is my first one plz give me tips 🥲
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MDD MINI CORNER (NOT HC???): Plushie Accident
||Twisted wonderland x Ensemble stars||
?:"I swear it's not my fault!"
??:"they all say that, Alicechi. but we both know it's your fault."
You heard someone chats as you walk home one Halloween night holding Mayoi hand.
"What's that ?" You wonder as you look around what could be that cause of that noise.
Mayoi:"I don't think it's good to--"
MC:"my doll hunting sense is tingling --"
before mayoi could stop you, your already run. "...and they are gone... " Mayoi sigh before he fallow you along.
"OMG A DOLL!" he then saw you hugging a doll while being stared by two stranger.
"I--... IM SO SORRY IS THAT YOUR DOLL? PLEASE FORGIVE MC, IF YOU WANNA PUNISH SOMEONE DO IT TO ME INSTEAD!" sensing those two don't look normal, mayoi quickly apologize on his knee.
"Lol, is this the effect of villains to normal people." The one with short fluffy rainbow hair and aurora eyes giggle at the quick reaction of mayoi.
"Alicechi just because your a damn Elsa doesn't mean you could openly insult ok!?" The one with flaming blue hair clicked his tongue by the words of his fellow dorm mate.
"IM NOT ELSA WHAT THE HELL!?" The one called Alicechi yelled back. Before he sigh and look at the two human, one is kneeling and one is shamelessly hugging a certain fea that is turned to a doll. Not by him of course, totally not because of him.
"uwahh. No! No bullying mayoi ( ･ั﹏･ั)" snapping our of your trance you stood up in front of mayoi still holding the unknown doll on your hand.
"M-MC...!!" Mayoi can't help but be flustered and embarrassed that your standing up for him.
"lolol what's this, a couple? Holy shit is this person really going to protect a dude taller than them? Ahahaha" The one with flaming blue hair laugh mockingly at the two.
"I hope you get your ass kick for mocking gremlin people." Alice commented as idia continue to say insulting words.
"holy that dude is crying--" idia was about to say more about Mayoi who's already in tears.
"NO BULLYING MAYOI!!" you already send a hand chop to his nape's pressure point.
"Agh....!!" Not expecting the attack and being weak in physical education. Idia is knock out.
"Lol what did I told you, dorm leader?" Alice chuckle as he takes picture of his dorm leader embarrassing pose of defeat.
"Anyway. Can I have the doll in your hand now, miss/sir?" Alice turn to look at you with soft smile.
"..." Suddenly realize that the doll would have to leave you become reluctant to part ways with it.
"*Hic..." You cried. "M-MC! D-dont cry please!" Mayoi quickly tried to console you.
"... Lol a-alicechi bullying kids ..." Idia commented in the ground, through his groaning in pain as he realize his body is paralyze down his nape.
"IM NOT!" Alice denied. Before he sigh as he look at you and to your companion.
"Oh... OH!!" You look confuse as Alice person look at mayoi strangely. "It's one of the unfortunate soul wandering the world!" He says as he point at mayoi who froze.
"H-huh... N-no I-im human --" he denied the claim, fearing the worse.
"I know. I can see that." Alice chuckle. "Well at least some good thing happened from a deal years ago." His words seems full of enigma as if he knows what's up.
"Agh... Is this the one you said you went to this world accidentally?" -idia.
"probably... No it's totally this world." Alice chuckle before he point at mayoi and then to you.
"Miss/sir, do you love Doll so much? Wanna hug your companion doll form again?" You look at him confuse at his offer.
"D-DOLL MAYOI? (〃ﾟ3ﾟ〃)" you unconsciously nodded because you wanted to hug mayoi plushie form again.
"Y-yes-- N-NO--M-MAYBE?" Not wanting to let out your feelings yet you still wanted it. Leading to a confusing answer.
"... M-MC...(•‿ •,)"-mayoi. I know MC miss my doll self. (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)
"okii~" Alice smile as he point at mayoi who then turn back to his doll self. "Ooh l, it's the second one." He commented as he look at the DD. "Anyway it's temporary his back after 30 minutes." He explained.
"I wonder if that curse you put to draconia is a temporary thing too. Can't wait to see your kingdom war against fae." -idia.
"MAL WOULD BE FINE. ITS LILIA FAULT OK!" -alice.
"sure, sure blame the innocent guy." -Idia.
"..." -alice. Since when that old fae a innocent guy?
"uwaaahh mayoi doll formmmm~~" you already on your knees to hug mayoi doll form with the other doll. Showering them with kisses. "Love you, I love you~" you said between smooches.
"weird kid | yup." -idia, Alice
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25 minutes later with you only hugging the two dolls.
"can I have the other doll--"
"sorry no can't do." -alice. "Not because I don't want too. That's a person... A fae, the prince of dark fae." As he said that the two dolls disappear in your hands and two tall figure appear beside you, one hold you protectively, while the other look at you in great interest.
"N-no... MC is mine!" Mayoi cried out as if he heard some words from the other doll earlier.
"Hmm, is that so? But they seems fine with me... " The prince of fae, Malleus Draconia stared at the two of you. "
Woah, your tall!" You commented, looking up to the figure.
"Child of man, your very interesting. I hope we shall meet again. You as well. Phantom." Malleus smirk as he grab hold of your right hand and softly kiss the back of it. Before he disappear with green sparkling dust.
"...good gott. He left us. Whatever." -alice cannot believe this. He then pick up his dorm leader and look at you two.
"Your MC right?" You nodded your head. " Thank you for loving the unfortunate children of this world. That person would be so happy to see such scene... That his wish have been with a reason... Good bye now ~" with that Alice disappear with blue star dust left behind.
A thought come in mind. You wonder at that very moment if the blue star mayoi and others meant is a literal star or a person who can grant wish but without a limit?
Alice Bylur My main blog Twisted OC
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M̸i̸n̸d̸ y̸o̸u̸ a̸l̸l̸ t̸h̸i̸s̸ f̸i̸c̸ i̸s̸ g̸o̸n̸n̸a̸ g̸e̸t̸...e̸x̸p̸l̸o̸s̸i̸v̸e̸ 🌚
E̸n̸j̸o̸y̸, y̸o̸u̸ s̸u̸i̸c̸i̸d̸a̸l̸ m̸a̸n̸i̸a̸c̸ 🧨🩸😋 (Fanfic my best bud Tai wanted me to write)
"S̸o̸ l̸i̸g̸h̸t̸ e̸m̸ u̸p̸ u̸p̸ u̸p̸ u̸p̸!"
Monday, The worst day of the week. Tai got up out of bed. "Fuckkkk Ion wanna do this shit bruuuu I did my time" Tais edgy ass wanted to scream in a pillow she dreaded school so damn much she wanted to...blow it up 😏🧨 Tai got outta bed used the bathroom blah blah blah she got dressed, drank coffee, blck eyeliner usual emo kid shit....she got her bag and walked to school.... 15 minutes later she was hella lage to first period but she usually is she doesnt wanna be there so early anyway..."Great Mr BJs class. Kms" Tai walked in class. Mr Johnson eyed her and greeted her "Goodmorning, Tai." Tai rolled her eyes and sat on her desk slouthing her bacm and fidgeting with her pencil as the teacher explained the assighment Tai heard boys whispering making fun of her "CuT mY lIfe InTo PieAceS" "EmOo GuuRrrlll" "Yo SuIcIdE SqUaD" Tai couldnt handle it and put her earbuds on full blast theu were all gonna read a boring and useless story anyway so she didnt care. She was researching some rare illness she discovered instead of dking the assnighment and the teacher noticed and obv got mad so he slipped her a detrention slip. She was so tired of dealing with teachers, annoying kids always giving her shit it was this day she was gonna let something ignite.
-R̸e̸c̸e̸s̸s̸- Tai was hanging with her two buddies. Toby and Alan. Now Toby and Alan don't go to school because their run away psychotic hathetmen that meet her at the desolate area of her school.... anyways.... "Yo guys...I got an idea" The two Hatchet men looked at her "W-whats up Tai-?" Toby asked. "Lets fucking explode the school with fire works and gasoline and light the prison up. Im at my goddamn limit." The two looked at eachother and smiled mischievously "Hell...yes...we love that idea!" Tai smiled and explained the plan.
It was 5th period the period before lunch and tai decided to skip and escape all together. She called up her two buds and they all walked to the nearest mini mart to grab some fireworks. Toby already had Gas and lighters/Matches (ofc he did ...) so saved Tai her money. They surrlunf the school with gasoline being carful not to gey caught toby tracing the halls with gas as Tai traced the entrane with gas, Alan traced the outside of the classes full of gas. Then they ignited the fire works and they blew the hell up following like dominos the entire school blew in flames. It was like one big star of disaster. Tai didnt feel remourse no...she laughed her ass off the entire time. This was the best thing in her lifetime. Screams of so many people were heard Toby and Alan stokd there..mercyless... Tai realized how many people she killed... "Holy shit...wellllll....mosttttt of them desserved it. Asswholes." Tai hugged her two hatchet welding friends and "BOOM" The entire school in smitherines... "uhjh yeah lets go before the cops show up-" Alan said "Uhhh yeah fuck this" Toby spoke back and the 3 musketeers sprinted to all hell away from the skull as police lights were surrounding the school luckily enough they escaped and hung out for the day to celebrate Tai's accompolishment. They were in town by the mall outside the mall Alan spotted Ri & Evan
"Yo Wassup Ri!" Tai fist bumped her best friend who wasnt at her highschool today..? "Yo you didnt go to school?" Ri smiled and looked at Evan the two in sync "Fuckkkk noooo!" "Dude, Tai me and Evan skipped and decided to just go to the mall and stay here half of the day HAHA "Yeah it's pretty fucking fun!" Evan said with that evil smirk on his face. "Welll... in that case can we join ya?" Ri nodded and held Tai's arm "yeah obviously you mofoooo" then the group of misfits fucked around in either hottopic or spencers Tai and ri stole a few belts and shirts while Even was being immature asf in the back of the spencers but Toby laughed his ass off (yo if you dk wha I mean by bck of a spencer's lmk) Alan was standing besidd Toby giggling a bit. Yeah...its true this school semester did end with a BANG 🧨😏🎆🎇
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so as part of that big fun christmas stream, I had to write some Chat picked fanfics in under 5 minutes!! Here are these wonderful stories!!
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JOHN CENA X HOMER SIMPSON!
The snow was starting to pile up, John ( John Cena that is ) was warm by his fire but his soul, was yearning for more. He felt so empty after his break up with Homer Simpson but he knew that at the end of the day, if they were really meant to be, Homer would finally accept the Christmas spirit of things and get in that holly jolly mood gosh darn it!
John sighed as his sipped his hot coco, if only he could see that sexy hunk of man just one more time, its his only christmas wish!!
John sighed again, it was late. He finished his hot coco and decided to go to sleep for the night, in his now empty bed, just like his heart.
As he drifted off to sleep he thought he had heard something almost like the familiar sound of reindeer hooves.
“It’s probably nothing” he said as he turned to the side that once belonged to his lover.
Later during the night he heard a loud nut.
Cena jumped out of the bed,
“ WHOS NUTTING IN MY HOUSE?!” He said as he rushed down the stairs, down to the fireplace where his christmas socks hung!!
However it wasn’t his socks that were there!!
It was!!! HOMER!!?!?
“H-Hommie?! What are you??” John said as he felt his heart sting
“ Dwaaww, John I can’t stay mad at you, The holidays are all about coming together, and I can think of another thing thats in need of coming as well! “ Homer said with a sly smile on his face.
John blushed, Homer was standing at his fireplace dressed as a giant Christmas sock!
“ You know” Homer continued “ Socks are great for warming up in the cold weather!” He flirted, and winked!
John smiled at him and approached, welcoming him back in a loving hug and a passionate kiss.
It’s looking to be a white christmas after all.
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ZIM & GIR!!!
“GIR!!!” Zim shouted at his robot companion.
“ It’s that strange season again! When the earth monkeys put all of their lights outside their home and bring trees inside of them!! The time of year when that damned FAT man breaks into homes and gives gifts. But I wont forget last year, no, he came in here to I THE GREAT ZIM!!!
And left nothing but empty disappointment!! Not again!! This time, Gir, WE KILL THIS STANTY CLAWS!!!”
“ Hot dog :D “ Gir replied gleefully at his overlord!
“COOOMPUTER!! Show me the fastest way to the north pole!! No human will make a mockery of I ZIM!!! Ever again!! And then I, ZIM!! Will have all of the treats, and I’ll make sure all the humans are on this so called “naughty” list!! And I’ll make extra sure DIBBB!!! Stays on the ULTRA AWFUL STINKY NAUGHTY LIST!! ForEEEVVVVEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!”
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PICHU & BUNNY!! (@pb-romance)
It was December 24th the clock had just struck midnight, it was go time! Bunny and Pichu were on a mission and that mission? Steal the sacred Naughty and Nice list. Santa had it on high security after last years failed mission! But this year, these two were ready and determined to get exactly what they wished for this year! And they’ll be damned if Mr. Santa Clause tries to stop them! It was easy for them to get past all the elves working on the toys, all such kid lil guys, they just wanna talk about Christmas. They’re really nice like I love the toy elves man, but fuck that one that wanted to be a dentist! Like for real, dude its cool that you have a passion and you should pursue it but like, you made your whole personality that, oh shit I was so distracted that I forgot to narrate the rest of the story, The girls are already at the Naughty and nice list !! holy shit!! Look!! Plot Bunny is grabbing it!! Omg ! SHES TAKING A RED PEN!! Shes made an edit!! To the list!!! Omg omg!! Omg the edit was— oop ran out of time haha uwu
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GRINCH X MIRROR GRINCH
“MAX NO ONE IN THE WORLD IS AS DISGUSTINGLY AMAZING AS MYSELF WHATEVER WILL I DO!! “ The grinch exclaimed dramatically as he laid upon his lazy boy seat. Max looked up at his owner, sad that he would have to spend another christmas without the warm embrace of another grinch! No one to rub his stinky feet or play with his Yak like hair! Max whimpered as he went to fetch the Grinch a christmas present!
“Hmm? Whats this you have here?” The Grinch grabbed the wrapped gift from Max’s mouth!
As he unwrapped this sussy pressie, his eyes were met with the most beautiful vomit yellow eyes he ever saw!! Breath taking rancite green skin and fur! He could almost smell him!!
“ My my!~ now what do we have here?” The Grinch said all horny like!
“ Why, your the most stunning creature I have ever had the displeasure of laying my eyes on!~” He continued as he played with his own hair.
“ you really are quite the looker, hows about a smooch big boy~” he said has he leaned in to plant his lips on the cold hard glass. His tongue slid around the reflective material, leaving spit trails behind.
“ If he couldn’t love anyone” Max thought to himself happily, “ Then im happy he can at least love himself”
THE END!
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I wish (Adrian Chase x dead! reader)
Synopsis: Since your death Adrian isn’t the same, but he tries to be for your kid
So...this is kinda a part two to an old story or mine called Alone again. Click the link if you wanna read it first while I do like the first one I just got this idea I think would be really good to add hint..it’s more angst! Haha
Warnings: angst, sad Adrian, argument,cursing, mentions of violence, and a mental break down
“Adrian..Adrian wake up..” Adrian groaned turning over. “Come on it’s Scarlet’s birthday!” “Y/N she’s only one..She won’t even remember us celebrating her first birthday!”
“I know! But it’s important to me besides that means it’s been a full year she’s been with us! Isn’t that right sweetie?” Adrian smiled peeking an eye open seeing you playing with Scarlet.
“Can you say dada?” You laughed as she babbled.
“Come on we don’t how much longer we’ll have her this small and adorable. Soon she’ll be a teenager and then we’re gonna have to deal with the rebellion years. Let’s hope she ends up like you and just stays in our basement playing DND.”
Adrian sat up glaring at you. “Not cool dude.”
“You’re not cool if you don’t wanna celebrate our kids birthday with me.”
“I never said that! I just didn’t wanna wake up early!” Adrian sat up kissing your cheek before kissing Scarlet’s head.
“I’ll always wanna spend time with my favorite girls.” You smiled. Scarlet laughed seeing Adrian make a funny face.
“DADA!” You gasped excitedly.
“Holy shit!”
“Her first word!!!” You cheered lifting her up. “It was me too!!” Adrian grabbed her lifting her above his head.
“Damn I always knew you were her favorite!” Adrian smirked at you.
“I told you I’d be. Chris owes me twenty bucks! He said she’d say mom first!” You sighed before laughing as Adrian pulled you to him holding you both close.
“Want ice cream for breakfast?!” Scarlet nodded.
“No!” You took her from him. “We can’t give her ice cream for breakfast!”
“Shit!” You both looked down hearing her. You glared at Adrian.
“Fuck Scar don’t say that!”
“FUCK!”
“NO!!!” You both screamed.
Adrian gasped awake seeing the ceiling. It was just a dream. A distant memory was more like it. He looked to the side seeing the empty bedside.
“I know it’s her birthday..” He sighed getting out of bed getting dressed for the day.
“What can I make?...” Adrian mumbled out looking through the fridge. He really needed to go grocery shopping. Maybe he could get Emilia to watch Scarlet while he went shopping and on patrol.
“Dad!!” He smiled feeling a hug from behind.
“Good morning!” He sang turning around seeing Scarlet hugging his waist.
She giggled as he reached down yanking her into a proper hug. “I’m nine today!!” She laughed as he tossed her up.
“You are!! Now what does the birthday girl want for breakfast?” She hummed as he set her down.
“Cereal?” He sighed a bit in relief. He could do a bowl of cereal.
She hummed a small tune as Adrian grabbed the milk. “Thanks dad.” He smiled.
“So what did the birthday girl wanna do today?” She smiled a bit.
Scarlet wanted to go visit your grave. She didn’t tell Adrian, but sometimes when he was out on patrol and Chris watched her, she would sneak out to go see you. She’d tell you all about her stories from school and how Adrian was doing.
“Um how about pizza and a movie tonight?” He nodded.
“We could do that.” Adrian shot her a smile. “You sure you don’t want anything else?”
She shook her head. Scarlet knew her father loved her. She didn’t want to stress him out more than he probably already was.
“I just want to spend time with you.”
Adrian grinned. “Okay go get ready for school.” She nodded finishing her cereal before running to her room. Adrian quickly brushed her hair before getting in the car. He played her favorite songs. “What time do you get out today?”
On some days they let her out early. “I get out at 2 today.” She gave him a quick hug.
“Love you dad!”
“Love you too!” Adrian drove off after making sure she went inside. He drove straight to work.
Scarlet sighed after seeing her dad drive off. He always stood until she went inside. She got out at 12 today. It was a Friday. She was in fourth grade.
The teachers wanted to give the parents time with their kids. She had informed her teacher she was walking home today.
She planned on visiting your grave then making it back to the school by two.
Track practice ended so Adrian wouldn’t question the lack of cars. Scarlet got your brain. That was for sure.
The second the bell rang she was out the door. First wanting to make sure her dad wasn’t there she looked around before beginning her walk to the graveyard.
She smiled seeing your grave. “Hey mom!!” She sat down excitedly.
“Look I got a sash today! Mrs. Harriet said it was for my birthday. I’m nine today haha!...I miss you..I know we never got much time together..but I do miss you..I know dad misses you he says I look just like you.” She smiled.
“Oh where are my manners!” She pulled her water bottle and a small rag out from her bag.
“I gotta clean you up! I haven’t been by in a while sorry mom. Dad was home most of this week. Well you know..” She wet the rag beginning to clean your grave.
“I forgot to bring you a flower, but I do have this crown I got from school! Would you be alright with that?...I’m gonna take that as a yes!” She laid it gently on your grave before laying down.
“Man am I beat mom...” She felt a gentle breeze on her face smiling. “Thanks mom..” Slowly her eyes drifted as she fell asleep on your grave.
Adrian drove to the school expecting Scarlet to be outside the school. He looked around in confusion seeing her nowhere.
After ten minutes, he began to grow anxious deciding to go inside the school. “Mrs.Harriet?” He knocked on her class door.
“Oh Mr.Chase hello! To what do I owe the pleasure?”
“Hi have you seen Scarlet?” She tilted her head confused.
“What do you mean? She said you were having her walk home today.” Adrian looked at her in slight shock.
“I’ve never had her walk home before...”
She shook her head. “No this would be her fifth time walking home alone. The kids got out today at 12..” Adrian’s eyes widened.
“Do you know if she left with anyone?!”
“No this is her fifth time walking though-” Adrian didn’t give her a chance to finish running out of the school.
He immediately called Chris. “Hey dude-”
“Is Scarlet with you?!”
“No? I picked up the pizza though like you asked-”
“She’s not at school! She told me two!! Turns out she got out at twelve!! Why would she lie to me?! They said this isn’t the first time she’s wandered off on her own!!” Adrian cried out worriedly.
“Start looking for her! See if she really went home! I’m gonna drive around!” Chris nodded.
“Yeah I’ll call everyone else to help look for her too!” Adrian drove around looking everywhere soon it was three thirty and Scarlet had yet to be found.
“FUCK!” Adrian kicked the trashcan.
“Dude we’re gonna find her!”
“Why the fuck would she lie?!” He gripped his hair as he paced the floor nervously. “I can’t lose her too.” His voice cracked as he sat down tapping his foot.
Scarlet woke up gasping as she grabbed her watch from her bag. It was five minutes from four. “Shit! Sorry mom!” She turned to your grave. “Didn’t mean to cuss! But crap! Dad’s gonna kill me!!” She got up starting her run home.
Emilia sighed driving around with John. “Where the hell is she!” She hit the dash angrily. “Don’t worry I’m sure she’s fine..” She nodded.
“I hope so..Adrian has lost enough..” John sighed nodding.
“I know he’s out there right now as Vigilante looking for her...” Emilia nodded before seeing a small figure running.
“There!”
“What?”
“There!!” She pointed at Scarlet. John stomped on the break putting the car in park as Emilia ran out.
“Scarlet!” She called out to her running. Scarlet jumped turning around seeing Emilia glaring at her as she approached her.
“Hey aunt Em...” Emilia sighed handing hauling Scarlet into a tight hug.
“Where the hell have you been!? Do you have any idea how much you fucking worried us!?” Scarlet sighed.
“I was visiting my mom...I fell asleep..” Emilia sighed.
“Come on.” John sighed in relief.
“Hey kiddo..” She smiled a bit waving at him.
“I’ll call Adrian.” He sighed grabbing his phone.
Scarlet shrank in her seat a bit. Adrian was not gonna be happy.
Once she walked in, Adrian immediately scooped her up. “Oh my god I was so fucking worried..” He cried a bit gripping her tightly. Adrian pulled her back to stare at her before pulling her into a hug again.
“Where the fuck were you?” She sighed.
“I was visiting mom..” Adrian pulled her back.
“What?” Scarlet took a step away from him as Adrian
“I like to visit mom sometimes..I usually go when I can-”
“So you sneak away?” She gulped looking away. “I usually go at night when you’re at patrol..”
“Excuse me?”
“Uncle Chris falls asleep at one so I wait and then take off.” Adrian turned towards Chris before crossing his arms.
“You are in so much trouble.”
“Sometimes I tell you I’m getting out at different times so I can go see her then too.”
“Scarlet..why would you lie?”
“You get really sad when I talk or ask about her and I don’t wanna make you sad-”
“So lying to me and sneaking away was a better option for you?”
She sighed. “Yes.” Adrian took a deep breath.
“Go to your room.”
“But-”
“No buts young lady we will talk about this later not right now.”
“No you always do this! Whenever I mention mom you change the subject! I don’t even know how she died!”
“I said we’ll talk later. I need to send your aunts and uncles off.”
“No! I wanna know! Maybe then we could visit her together-”
“You really think after the shit you pulled I’m letting you go out? No you’re grounded and I’m not going on patrol because it seems I need to be home so you don’t sneak away.”
“This isn’t fair!”
“Yes it is!” Emilia sighed. “Chase-”
“Not now Harcourt. She needs to realize what she did was wrong. She lied and snuck away when I wasn’t here. She thinks what she did was okay! It is not! Now I am not telling you again. Go to your room. There will be no celebrating your birthday today-”
“Dad!”
“No go!” He pointed to her room.
Scarlet groaned stomping her foot before going to her room. She stopped for a small moment. She was angry and upset.
Anger makes a person blind, so she couldn’t see how hurt Adrian really was. If she did, she wouldn’t have said her next words.
“You know what?!” Adrian turned towards her.
“I wish it was you who fucking died instead of mom!! She would’ve understood where I was coming from!! She was a way better parent than you fucking are!!”
Adrian felt dread fill his body. He stood silent feeling tears run down his face.
“Scarlet!” Adebayo yelled out. “You do not disrespect your father like that-”
“No I wish he wasn’t here and mom was!!” She screeched out.
“I wish that too!!” Scarlet’s breath hitched hearing Adrian.
“I fucking wish every fucking day that it was me who had died instead of your mom! You have no idea how much I fucking wished I fucking died! I know she was the better parent!! I know she fucking was! I miss her every fucking day! It’s my fault she’s gone!! If I could go back in time and made sure I died instead of her! I fucking would! Because you are right Scarlet! I don’t know how to do most of any of this without her!! She would be such a better parent than me!” Adrian roared out.
He panted out as Scarlet stood there in shock. Adrian looked away seeing tears in her eyes.
Why did she have to look so much like you?
He sobbed for a bit before walking away. “Adrian-” Emilia reached out for him. He didn’t stop and walked off.
“Dad...” Scarlet weakly called out as he went to his room locking himself away.
Adrian heaved and gasped for air as he sat on the floor crying. He began punching his chest trying to calm himself down.
Scarlet stood frozen in her spot. Chris went knocking on Adrian’s door concerned. “Dude?”
“Go the fuck away!” Adrian screamed out throwing a nearby shoe at the door.
“Fuck..” Adrian cursed. He shut his eyes when his eyes met the picture of you he kept by his dresser.
“I’m sorry..” He began muttering. “i’m so sorry..”
“Promise me you’ll protect our baby..”
He let you down. “Y/N I’m so fucking sorry..” He gripped his hair rocking back and forth.
Scarlet moved when Emilia grabbed her shoulder. “Sweetie are you okay?”
She began to cry shrugging Emilia’s hand off of her.
“No.” She walked off to her room ignoring everyone’s calls.
John sighed. “I think we should go.”
“No we can’t just leave them like this.”Adebayo called out. Chris sighed.
“I can stick around. You guys get going.” Adebayo gave him a shock look.
“Really you?”
“I’m not always an asshole and Adrian does consider me his best friend. Trust me I’ll get them to talk.” Emilia sighed.
‘If you fuck this up-”
“I won’t now go!” They all sighed before taking off. Chris stood up walking to Scarlet’s room.
“Hey kiddo.” She looked away wiping his face.
“What do you want Uncle Chris?..”
“Little lady you need to calm it with your attitude you’re nine not sixteen.” She sighed as he sat on her bed next to her.
“I like what you’ve done with your room. It’s very you..” Her walls were teal with dragon posters all over the wall.
“Thanks..Dad helped me decorate it a while back..” Chris hummed.
“Look I’m not gonna lie dude that was..rough. But you need to understand something your dad loves your mom.”
“I know he does-”
“No you don’t. Your dad was literally obsessed with her. Before her, me and him use to go cruising for babes-” Chris stopped seeing her raise an eyebrow.
“Not important, but when he met her I don’t think he ever saw anyone else the same. He didn’t know it was possible to care so much for one person, well then you came along and he felt the same thing but even more.” He sighed seeing her look down.
“You are the best thing in your parents lives. You see I didn’t have the best childhood and neither did your mom, but she made your dad promise that he would take care of you. No matter what. Your dad wanting your mom to be happy promised.”
“What happened to her?” Chris sighed. She had a right to know and maybe once she knew she could understand Adrian a bit more..
“When you were two years old, a bad man came here to find your dad..Your dad and you had gone out for ice cream and paid me a visit.” She looked at him with wide eyes.
“Your mom was so strong in so many ways, but not physically. She didn’t make it.”
“She was killed?..” Chris nodded pulling her into a hug.
“Yeah your dad had to hear it...He raced over here wanting to save her but he didn’t make it in time..”
Scarlet began to cry. “He doesn’t like to talk about her because he remembers what she sounded like when she died and he didn’t want you with that burden or image of her.” She ran off her bed running to Adrian’s room.
Adrian sat on the floor with a small blank stare. He could practically hear you telling him to get up and go check on her and apologize for yelling. Scarlet didn’t deserve to be yelled at. Not by him especially since what she said was right.
“Dad!!” He looked up hearing Scarlet bang on his door. “I’m sorry!! I didn’t mean it!!” She hiccuped. Adrian stood up unlocking the door.
“Scar-” She jumped hugging his waist tightly.
“I’m sorry for lying and sneaking around! I’m sorry for what I said! It wasn’t true!! I’m so sorry!!” She cried out gasping a bit. Adrian sighed picking her up.
She sobbed into his shoulder grasping him tightly. “I’m so sorry!!” He shushed her softly.
“It’s okay-”
“No it’s not! You were right! I should’ve told you the truth!! I’m so sorry!!” Chris smiled down the hall as Adrian comforted her.
“It’s okay Scarlet you were right-”
“No I wasn’t!! I don’t wish you were dead!! I love you dad!! I’m sorry..” He gripped her tightly as she gasped for breath.
“Mom’s death wasn’t your fault!! I shouldn’t have said I wish you were gone! I wish you both were here!! I miss her so much! But I don’t wish you were gone!! You’re the best dad!! I promise!!” Adrian pulled her back shushing her again.
“It’s okay. I’m sorry too. I shouldn’t have yelled at you.”
“No you should have-”
“No Scarlet. Just because what you said was wrong doesn’t mean I had any right to yell at you like I did..I’m sorry too.” He grew teary eyed again hugging her.
“I’m sorry too...” She nodded hiccuping a bit. Chris walked to them patting their backs before taking off.
Adrian took her to bed before sighing as she cried gripping him tighter. “I’m sorry dad..”
“It’s okay..Do you wanna come to bed with me?” She nodded.
“Please..” He nodded. He laid her down before going to lay down with her.
“Okay kiddo let’s get some rest. We’ll celebrate your birthday tomorrow yeah?” She nodded.
“Dad..can we go visit mom?” Adrian smiled nodding.
“I’d really like that..” Scarlet smiled falling asleep as Adrian looked at her.
They both wanted nothing more than you here with them. Adrian wished more than ever that you were here.
He knew not a day would go by that he didn’t wish it. Neither of them had any idea just how much you wished to be with them too.
#adrian chase#fanfiction#adrian chase x reader#adrian chase x you#vigilante fanfiction#vigilante peacemaker#vigilante x reader#fanfic#peacemaker#adrian chase peacemaker
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umm my kgpr headcanon is um... that when momo and shintaro introduces the dan to their mom (like how they come hang out at kisaragi home etc) slowly kisaragi mama realizes "these kids are going about without parents or guardians???!!!" and she gets all auntie mode when she can, like gifting them food and other stuff like clothes, but mostly food.
YEAHHHHH!!!!! I LOVE THIS HEADCANON
GOD i have so many kisaragi mama hcs. like. her husband died. she's doing badly economically to the point she has to unwillingly rely on her daughter being an idol. her brilliant son has shut himself in his room and is depressed. like this lady is kinda miserable right.
and then all of a sudden momo takes a break from being an idol?? shintaro is out of his room?? theyre... TALKING TO EACH OTHER...?? AND.... THEY BOTH HAVE FRIENDS?!?! what!!! SHE WOULD WANNA KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!
she keeps asking to meet all their buddies and that she's gonna bake and maybe they can sleep over if they want :3 momo and shintaro are like EUGH. well shintaro is. i think momo's immediately like WE NEED TO TELL MOM ABOUT THE RED EYES SITUATION 💖
i also think shintaro and momo keep arguing about it because momo wants their mom to know about the mekakushi dan and just everything that happened because. ok and she's RIGHT: momo's like. OUR MOM IS WORRIED!!! AND WE ARE BASICALLY THE ONLY ONES WITH A MOM!!! and not only are both of us involved in this but DAD IS TOO!!!
like both shintaro and momo have powers and also THEIR DAD IS STUCK IN THE DAZE. momo's so desperate to come clean to kisaragi mama bc come onnn their mom is like a super lost outsider who just wants to be close to her kids especially now that they seem so much more cheerful and are like. moving forward with their lives. but shintaro's more unwilling because. DUDE SHES GONNA LOSE HER MIND ALSO SHE WONT BELIEVE US🙄
lol i think momo brings it to Mekakushi Dan Sit Down Meeting to discuss it. like CAN I PLEASE tell my mom abt this. and shintaro keeps arguing that she won't believe them and she'll think theyre doing drugs. then ayano offers to use favoring to make her understand better (not gory parts or anything just Help Her Understand) and everyone else is like yeah we can show her our powers too :3 the dan WOULD KEEP HIDING their powers but i think they'd all see momo's point and would be willing to show them to kisaragi mama. because this is their mom and her whole family is involved and she sorta deserves answers to questions she doesn't even know she has. also everyone kind of just does whatever ayano says and ayano is like WE ARE MEETING MRS. KISARAGI RIGHT NOW
also when shintaro and momo tell their mom ok our friends are coming over and we're gonna Tell You Something. she's super over the moon but she's also like. OUR?? U GUYS HAVE THE SAME FRIENDS?? and is also a lot more surprised when like 9 people come over. like holy shit. THATS A LOT OF FRIENDS
and erm. yeah. goes as you'd expect. she freakout she thinks theyre on drugs then believes them then she cries then momo cries then shintaro cries and everyone hugs💖🙏 also there is NO WAY shintaro and momo never met their dad in the daze after dying in other routes, like kido meets rin in novel route!! they 100% did and shintaro would remember. thats also a whole thing he would talk to momo and eventually his mom about. i always get emotional because even if we dont know that much about their dad, in the novels shintaro mentions he'd feel so weird seeing him again and wonders what would he think of having such a loser as a son and it makes me fucking cry. just... imagining their daze reunion and their dad is so emotional bc last time he saw them they were just little kids. BWAA BWAAA
ANYWAYS COMING BACK TO UR THING YEAH SHE MOMS THE HELL OUT OF EVERYBODY. i agree i think she'd insist to have them over for dinner so often. and it'd be so funny because the mekatrio+mary are specifically SO socially awkward. the best is seto bc he's used to talking to grownups at his jobs but kido kano and mary are like. FROZEN.
and my point with kisaragi mama knowing abt everything is that she wouldn't just know that most of them are orphans but like. she'd know that all their parents died horrific deaths.
and ok for characters like hibiya and hiyori this is ALL headcanon territory but i hc hibiya's dad to be Fucking Awful and his mom is rly nice but married to An Awful Guy. and hiyori's parents are kinda too demanding/strict so she can't rly connect with them and both hibiya and hiyori grew up finding comfort in hibiya's mom. BUT WHEN IN THE CITY they stay with the kisaragis because of momo of course but also because kisaragi mama is like ERM. YEAH. IM SUPERVISING THESE LITTLE KIDS‼️‼️‼️ and she sorta adopts them the same way momo did. they're shintaro's little siblings by proxy augh theyre a fucking family *goes crazy*
there's also characters like haruka and takane, they arent orphans either but. erm. well. i dont wanna talk for 1 million years so ill leave it there
my point is kisaragi mama moms everyone💖🙏
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[The following is a transcription between numbers XXX-XXXX and XXX-XXXX taking place on February 14 1998]
S.H: Adam?! Where the hell are you?! You scared the shit out of us-
A.M: Sarah, I am about to break several traffic laws, so you’ll be talking to Jonah. Do Not let him fall asleep.
S.H: ..What?!
J.M: [SLURRED] …Sar..? ..s’at you..?
S.H: J-Jonah? Yeah it’s me, I’m here. What the fuck is going on? Wait, wait I’m gonna put you on speaker, so Seth can hear.
S.G: What the Hell is happening?
J.M: …seeeeeeethhhh…!!!! hiiiiii… ad’ms bein mean….
A.M: [FAINTLY] I am not being mean!
J.M: …mean to meeeeeee…… s’ok thou… know he jus’ worries…
A.M: …
S.H: How is Adam being… mean? To you?
J.M: ..won’ le’ me sleep…. says ‘m not ‘llowed to…
S.G: Why isn’t he letting you sleep, Jonah?
J.M: ..uhm…. M’ legg…. s’mthin’ bi’ i’...
S.G: Something bit you?
J.M: ..mhm… looked… l’ke ‘olice dude… yellow hair… weird teef… heh… teef… w’s growlin’ at me…. dunno why… …m tired…
S.H: NO SLEEPING, JONAH! No sleeping, remember!?
J.M: [WHINE] ..but ‘m tired…. an’ i’ hur’s….
S.G: I know it must hurt a lot, kid, but you cannot fall asleep. If you do, you might not wake up, and that’d mean you’d never see us again.
J.M: …won’... see you again..? …bu’ i like seein’ you… y’re nice… wou’ i see ad’m..?
S.G: Nope, you wouldn’t see Adam ever again.
J.M: ..don’ wanna not… no’ see ‘dam ag’in… ‘e’s my ‘rother….. Fr’m diff’ mother… heh…
S.G: So you need to stay awake, right?
J.M: ….righ’..... s’ay ‘wake…… mmm… ‘s hard…
S.G: I know it’s hard, bud, I know. Tell me something, anything at all, ok?
J.M: ……don’ ‘ave a mom… no’ since… ‘ree… bu’..... You act like… what i ‘magine one t’ be…
S.G: …
S.H: He does act like a mom sometimes..
J.M: …’n… i a’e your ‘rownies… w’re ‘ood…… ‘loaty…
S.H: [SNORT]
S.G: …I figured, kid..
A.M: We’re here.
[Call ended.]
…
“Holy shit.”
“I think I’m gonna be sick-”
“Shut the fuck up and HELP ME WITH THIS!!”
“Adam… I don’t think we can help with this-”
“BULLSHIT, NUTCASE!! IF YOU DON’T FIND SOME FUCKING WAY TO SAVE HIM I WILL MAKE YOUR LIVE A LIVING FUCKING HELL. I WON’T BE LOSING MY BROTHER BECAUSE OF AN ASSHOLE LIKE YOU-”
“LET ME FINISH! …There is one idea, but you won’t like it.”
“If it’s able to save him, I’ll take it.”
“...We need to cut it off.”
,
Jonah’s eyes opened slowly, taking a few seconds to process through everything. What.. happened..?
Tilting his head to the left, he locked eyes with a disheveled looking Adam, his hair a rat's nest and bags under his eyes. Despite this, the blond lit up at the sight of him awake, smiling widely. “Jonah!!”
Adam pulled the other into a hug, squeezing him firmly but gently at the same time. It made something warm make its way into Jonah’s chest, and he buried his face into his brother's shoulder, grumbling something meaningless through the light fuzz in his mind. “..mm… Ad’m.. m okey… ‘ll good..”
Adam chuckled, and Jonah weakly smiled in return. He could figure out what happened later.. Now he just wanted cuddles.
[they took off he gotdam leg :0c all platonic. no romance ever. it's illegal now i decree it /hj]
OH DAMNN /lh pos
Where he leg go???????
For real though this is cool I like it-
#asks are neat#super cool fan stuff#Adam and Jonah are BROTHERS. canon doesn’t EXIST /hj#Adam feeling protective of him against seth………sweet but kinda sad at the same time-
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2/2 ‘BEN YOU SUCK! You suck so bad! Fuck you! Mike deserves better! What a piece of shit. Mike, dump him! Dump him hard!’ the Linds/Sam scene is up ‘WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS FUCKING GALLERY?! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT?! WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS HAPPENING?! LINDSAY?! WHAT THE FUCK?! *looks at me* just so we’re clear. It’s not that shes fucking cheating with a dude…it’s just..WHY HIM?! Whats wrong with the blondie’s in this show? First Justin with that dude, now her with this pig. MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOP’ and we are back to Ben and his student ‘oh are you gonna cheat too?! What is going on over here?! BEN STOP KISSING HIM! (The guy reveals that he wants to be infected) WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS SHOW?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?? WHAT IS HAPPENING? WHAT THE FUCK? MAKE ALL OF THIS STOP!’ And we are finally back to Britin ‘look at Blondie making boner tea! *gasps and points to the tv* HE DRANK IT?! He actually drank it. I thought he’d get offended and angry and throw it. MY BABY IS GROWING UP AND CHANGING! Justin..i dont think it works that fast. (brian tells justin whats bothering him) wait. He’s actually sharing? His problems? He’s talking? With words? Not to sound like a broken record but MY BABY IS GROWING UP!’ And we are officially at the Deb/Joan scene ‘she’s praying for Brian. Oh that’s sweet. HE DOES HAVE THE BIGGEST HEART *he is once again tearing up* (joan pops up) what the fuck are you doing here bitch?! (Joan says at least we have our children) the fuck you do. You don’t have SHIT! NO DEBBIE DO NOT TELL HER! SHE DOESNT DESERVE TO KNOW. Fuck her.’ ‘I missed Emmett and Ted being best friends! This is so nice to see again! I missed them! Dont leave me ever again!’ ‘I swear every attempt they make to try and get Ben less boring, it fails. Because what kind of fuck shit storyline is this?!’ And Joan popped up on the screen ‘for fucks sake! What is she doing here? Brian, you shouldve kicked her out. HA she likes the name, brian pleaseeeeee tell her your boyfriend came up with it! PLEASE! Of course he’s not gonna let me have this (Brian says the maybe bc she loved him line) EXACTLY! And she loves you too. (Joan says she loves brian at that exact moment) not you, you bitch. You dont know love. Fuck you. Brian kick her out. DEBBIE TOLD?! THAT WAS NOT HERS TO TELL! WHAT THE FUCK DEBBIE! God’s plan? What the fuck is she saying? Shes saying that he has cancer because he’s gay? *looks at me* can i throw something at her? Please? If i break the tv, ill buy you a new one (the answer was obviously no to which he groaned like a child) FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING BITCH! (Joan says he can still change) he already has! He’s grown so much! BRIAN KICK HER OUT PLEASE! (Brian says he wants to be hard) *starts laughing like an idiot* tell her about the boner tea! Justin would���ve told her, that little shit. (Brian tells that one day in heaven line) poor baby. I want to hug him. Debbie, i wanna fight you so bad! Twice you did this to him! TWICE! What the fuck! Let kids ignore their shitty abusive parents if they want to! (brian realizes that he has a boner) look at god being an *makes fist* ally’ We are at the scene where Drew kisses Emmett and he just gasped and stared with his mouth opened. And back to Britin! ‘Is he looking for Blondie? Of course he is! LOOK AT THEM CELEBRATING A BONER!’ ‘Wait. Ben wrote a new book? Poor mike. Imagine reading your man basically cheated on you and then he gives it to you for an opinion’ unfortunately he only watched these two episodes because he had PT afterwards and then when we came back he was exhausted and went to lay down but let me tell you what also happened..
What is wrong with the blondies on this show? Indeed. They cheat with the worst men. Ever.
AND YES WHY THE FUCK DOES DEBBIE TELL JOAN? Stay the fuck out of Brian’s relationship with his parents.
HE HAS GROWN SO MUCH. Your brother really sees it. Sometimes I feel like I’m in this fandom echo chamber where we each recite the evidence that Brian changes because we want him to grow and change (for his own happiness, no one can tell me he was perfectly happy in the pilot) (and for the ship) but then that seemingly all disappears in S5 so I start to gaslight myself. A complete stranger seeing the series and seeing the changes is so validating. So thank you siblings Anon.
“look at god being an *makes fist* ally” Yes she is!
Look at them celebrating a boner!
#ask winderlylandchime#dear sweet anon#queer as folk#a straight man watches qaf us 2000 in the year of our lord 2023
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