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girlgerard · 2 years
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i’m so sorry for all the bert and gerard posting it is 1 am but this is so fucking funny. bert saying he has a tight ass and gerard’s sudden anxious weed giggle and shut the fuck UUUP dude body language
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janiedean · 1 year
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guys let this man stay without morphine for ten seconds
oh yeah good thanks
thrift shop tywin in the middle of all those swords now if only he happened to move close to one or ten
vaemond just shut up
can y'all stop with the true blood libel bruh
alicent she's gonna want to throttle you
lucerys bby i'm so sorry
'humbly' bruh you're not humble in any way shape or form but okay then
T___T AWWWW VISERYS I'M T___T
thrift shop tywin suck those eggs in hell (quote)
... i see what y'all are doing with the mask
SOMEONE HELP THIS MAN GET TO THE IRON TRAP JFC
rhaenyra the lengths this man is going for you i just
thrift shop tywin that was some fine acting but man if paddy consididen doesn't get an emmy for this i'm gonna riot unless he loses it to bob odenkirk
DAEMON AW T-T
god this episode is blowing 90% of the entirety of the main series out of the water isn't it
YEAH THANK YOU VISERYS SETTLED SUCCESSION INDEED
rhaenys please be a sis and take one for the team
OKAY SHE'S TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM
rhaenyra you could have told your sons tho X°D
VISERYS THANK YOU a true comrade
vaemond you lost a bunch of time - OH GOD HE'S STILL TRYING TO OBJECT BRUH HE'S THE KING JUST DEAL WITH THAT
vaemond this dude is about to die and he's still staring you down just shut uuup
yeah his house survived the doom too
bruh daemon's gonna have your head in three seconds
SAY IT SDKLKDJGJLDKDGJLDGJKSDGSKJKLDGJS
ALL THE FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT MEMES ARE NOW MAKING SENSE
dude you're acting the shit out of this but let viserys live
.... well
that was some fucking around and finding out lmao
FINALLY SOME TRUE FUCKING GOOD TEA WHEN IT COMES TO DAEMON I WAS THINKING THEY FORGOT HE'D DO THAT SHIT
let viserys have his dinner before he dies pls
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ruthlesslistener · 3 years
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10) How they deal with pain. for PK please
10) How they deal with pain.
-He ignores it. If it’s legit dangerous? He’ll stitch it together with a little bit of soul, but unless he’s genuinely pissed by its existence or terrified of what it can do to him, he’ll usually just leave it to heal on its own- wyrms heal fairly quickly, because their lives are usually so focused on conquering and defending their territory, so he’s sort of internalized how they deal with it because he’s dealt with enough wounds over the years to be pretty meh about most of them. He doesn’t care about his body, nor does he care about bringing it pain- the only thing he really fears is the death of his creations and the futility of his existence/actions, so he usually doesn’t see why he’d waste the soul when its perfectly fine mending on its own (and often does without a visible blemish, because PK doesn’t get himself into big physical battles- he’ll fight if he needs to, but he usually prefers flight, because he thinks he has better things to do than risk his life for problems he can kill in a more sneaky manner.)
For mental, though? Well...it’s much of the same XD He considers like 99.7% of his emotions to be flaws or weaknesses, so most of the time he just straight-up ignores whatever bothers him because he considers it below him to be affected by things like that. If it’s an infected child, then he has a right to be pissed, yes, but sadness is only allowed when viewed through a vengeful light, because that is the Radiance transgressing on his territory. Or, at least, that’s how he was when he was younger- as he grew older, and started realizing the extent of what he did wrong, he just...wasn’t able to keep away the exhaustion and sadness, and grew bitter and tired with it, no matter how much he tried to deny it, to be the perfect voice of logic and justice for the people in need. 
But it still wasn’t enough to force him to confront his feelings. Not until it was too late
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cayennecrush · 6 years
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i... i had one thing in mind and then it turned into this im so sorry
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v-1enna · 3 years
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starkid moments that are squatting in my head and refuse to leave
all of show stoppin number
we got work to do (specifically the beginning, of course)
harry FREAKIN potter
ggbth
kick my head
sing the beginning of moana (i said sing goddamnit)
duck is lord
backfire
kiss my toe
unless i get what i shit
thanks hermione/herman
this is all your fault jafar
take off your clothes
literally all of soldier three's lines
the little head bops in ani
the force (you got it) especially the clap jumps they exude high school musical theatre and i LOVE IT
robert's sirens and subsequent dancing
her cat is dead
joey's independence fuck up
naked in a lake (several parts)
the fact that lauren stays completely in character as craphole while being the fire on the wagon (LOOK AT THAT FACE)
YOUR WAGON IS ON FIIIIIIIIRRREEEEEEEEE
mariah's run at the end of la dee dah dah day
i wanna be a modern dancer
GIVE US YOUR FUCKING MONEY, GIVE US YOUR FUCKING CASH
hi gary goldstein attorney at law i was a little further back in line are you aware that my client linda monroe suffers from a rare little understood anxiety disorder and any lasting medical conditions which may arise from stress caused on these premises are your liability sir? i hope you have your finances in order! get ready for audits! audits up your ears! audits in your yin yang! audits in your wazoo!
did you know if you spend money your kids will love you maybe
SANTAAAAAAAAA
the shape of the person "who keeps you lusted" in what do you want paul
every night at the stroke of threeeeeeeee
hey, it's me and my dick
your father and i separated
i was in brigadoon in high school
BLAAAAAACK COFFEE I'M YOUR COFFEE GAL HERE IT COMES-
~shut the fuck uuup~
emma. gesundheit
devin's fake southern accent that she uses in literally all the musicals she's in
every single second hot chocolate boy is on screen
hufflepuffs are particularly good finders
emma's little "professor?" in inevitable
IT'S A FUCKING LOOP
when i interact with a new object monologue
kick it up a notch reprise
GILDEROOOOOOOOY (those harmonies... chef's kiss)
you probably know my dad, yeah i'm his son
jaime's waving at the end of tgwdlm
conversely, jeff's clapping at the end of tgwdlm
god is a vicious two faced prick
two faced (hmb)
robin and batman's handshake(?)
oh my wizard god!
lucky for me, god is dead. when you see him in hell, tell him junior sent you.
every time junior is on screen (starship)
buggette's laughter/crying
i'm not dying in your dirty ass methodist church
he's a king (do i ship tedgens? i haven't decided)
when u wake up with mud on ur dick (YES COREY SERVE THOSE VOCALS)
let's eat jemilla
they're all into fortnite dude
im happy as a squirrel when im with mr quirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrel
my name's cletus jones i've killed three people
i can't. i gotta keep refreshing this web page.
the way ginny says harry potter
the way paul declines literally everything presented to him in the first scene ("bill... no. :)")
the way emma smiles after paul says "some things are worth it"
hello :) hey
yeah i know deb's a vegetarian, they got fish
i used to want to kill them all while high on bathsalt zombie drugs snacking on a dead man's face
you're gonna get your drink on with a shirley fucking temple?
i hire you pauls to keep our stock high
AU CONTRAIRE (cue audience screaming for our beloved robert manion)
unlike aladdin, abdul probably had a family who cared about him (exactly!)
did we get the bread back?
ethan green being a dad to hannah
the little faces clark kent makes in the dialogue before cup of roasted coffee
actually pretty much every second robert is on screen in any musical including firebringer
emma's "is that borat?" at the mention of the lattay hattay
mariah's cop hat slowly falling down her face
that's not his brain! it's blue! (how do you know? you're not a doctor either!)
don't lie to me whoever you are, i'm professor hidgens
whaaaaaaaaaaat????
feel free to add on, this is not a comprehensive list as of yet
#sk
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Fallout 3: Mothership Zeta (dlc)
"Right... ok... what am I doing, what level and what have I done"
"Ok, let's do the alien thing"
"Ugh, I forgot there's no running in this game"
"I cant remember what I've done in the game, did I poison the water in this playthrough? Have I only done one playthrough... wait what difficulty am I on... very easy, good."
"Oooh, ok, I forgot how to change weapons, I'm living on fallout 76 controls"
"Cant I take a automated stimpak? Really? Shit ok."
"When I think about it, in every rpg, no actually, in every game I play or have played, I also go with melee, if I can? I fucking will. In halo, mass effect, skyrim, dragon age like- yeah"
"Battle music, what's up?"
*vats locked, ripper ready, one slice, yao guai down*
Me: :0!! Holy shit!
*enclave robot floating*
Me: *destroys it* hehehe
"I knew it was gonna happen, and I still got a jump scare"
"You raaaise me uuuup~"
"Blurry"
"Oh no, south park season one episode one vibes"
"Excuse me sir, that is my tralala, my ding ding dong"
"Hes -- aa?? Red screen??? I DID NOT SIGN UP TO GET CIRCUMCISED"
"Get some toy story vibes with that ceiling claw"
"I got my walk through, imma find all the holotapes."
"Ok, I got my electro baton, who do I beat up"
"I like being 3rd pov, but maybe I'll do this 1st."
"Found a rivet city guard, but she didnt wanna talk to me :) now i have better armour"
"Gotta make a list over the recordings, cuz I totally forgot that's what I was doing here"
"Alright, I know I'll fuck this up, but the road may be fun"
"A child"
"AH! Jesus... fucking alien shit"
"Riiight, I forgot I should get my weapons back, lol"
"Damn... I think I have to go back to the beginning, I'm carrying too much stuff... well, sure"
"Back we go"
"Ok, cuz I was like 300 already when I got on the alien ship, now! I got 92/300, so I'm ready to rumble"
" 'you are no longer well rested' bitch, when have I ever been"
"While the aliens played operations on me, I now got me some nice toast and coffee"
"Ah shit, here we go again"
"They should have subtitles for the alien languages, it should say [alien gibberish] I'm just saying"
"Ok... good to check the wiki before leaving the area, guess it's good I began again, i would've missed nr 3"
"I feel like I'm living like a king. I'm eating toast, drinking coffee, it's hot outside, air conditioner inside, I can pause the game at anytime without fearing for my life or my character to die from dehydration or hunger~ good life"
"The aliens have to be sooo irritated with Sally, like, she keeps sneaking out of her cell and shit"
"I wonder where her sister is though"
"Ok got my shit back, and look at that...147/300"
"Screw the electro baton, ripper time"
"I wonder what the samurai is saying"
"This dude looks like he was dragged right from oblivion, same ugly."
"Cryo thing done"
"I have to go aaaaaall the way back to the holding cells uugghhh"
"Finally"
"Okeiii wheres that damn holotape"
"Finally... aaaand now to walk ALL the way back... hhhh"
"I remember vaguely that I'm supposed to find the samurai sword...."
"Yes I can find it"
"Now... robot place thing"
"Kaay, wheres the tapes..."
"Okay wait, I'm confused, I have to look on youtube"
"Ok youtube didnt help at all, but google did yay"
"Cant get the sword cuz bugged yay-.-"
"Ok seems like I got them all, I'm ready to go to the next level"
"I cant jump and float :c"
"My dude sounds like darth Vader"
"Theres a button that let's me spawn brahmin..."
"Awh I can only get 3"
"Ah! Apparently I'm so evil, that I'm named 'the stuff of nightmares' like damn, calm down"
"Oh... ok now I get it, I've enslaved 41 humans... hey i needed the caps ok?"
"Can i shoot the earth with the death ray?"
"Quick save"
"I did, but I didnt get any bad karma? I gotta google to see if this is gonna impact, you know what? No. If I could do the ground zero in new vegas, I can do this. Fuck the world!"
*googles*
"Awh.. it doesnt do anything.. I mean yay that's good, it would be bad if many people died."
"One holotape left"
"Level UP! Here and now perk and LEVEL UUUP"
"I need to 50% less limb damage plz"
"ACHIEVEMENT!!! WOOP WOOP!!! YEEEEES"
"Its the final countdown wahwahwahwah wawawawah"
"The fucking cowboy died ugh, reload"
"Whoa.... explosion"
"And nobody died! :D"
"Can I come back?"
"Yes, awesome, I own a spaceship"
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Heartstrings | Chapter XIV | Shawn Mendes
“ ‘It’s like a best friend, but more. It’s the one person in the world that knows you better than anyone else. It’s someone who makes you a better person, well, actually they don’t make you a better person… you do that yourself because they inspire you. A soulmate is someone who you carry with you forever. It’s the one person who knew you, and accepted you, and believed in you before anyone else did or when no one else would. And no matter what happens..you’ll always love them.’ - unknown”
“Shawn was a huge believer that the ‘soulmates’ situation’ was the most stupid thing on the planet, specially since it was such a rare thing to find someone with the same mark as you. He would do anything he could to prevent the so called 'destiny’ from happening, but could he?”
hi, this is the last chapter to this series and i'm so grateful to anyone who followed this story as it was in the building process, and i'm so happy with how it "came to life", so thank you so much. i have to shoutout to two people in particular or this wouldn't have turned out the way it did. first of all, i have to thank my bad boy anon for requesting this series on the first place and being so supportive, and also i have to thank @fanficshawn for helping me figuring this whole concept out. anyway, i hope you like it, and please give me some feedback.
new chapter of a Raul series coming soon
*Word Count: 4.8K+.
*Warnings: cursing, slight angst.
*Posted: June 18th, 2020.
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Whenever I think things are going alright, everything seems to flip upside down. I can’t seriously follow Shawn’s mood swings, really. I know we’re in the middle of finals and his mom had a car crash, but Aaliyah called me to tell everything was fine and he simply disappeared for a whole week. I couldn’t find him anywhere on campus and I swear I tried being comprehensive, but I just can’t take it anymore, I’m done waiting for him to actually open up to me. And even though he got better last weekend, he got back to normal rather quickly. So I decided to study and ignore the hurricane that Shawn Mendes is on my life.
I took the tests and days flew by as I hoped to go home as soon as possible, I was exhausted and this whole semester was a mess, not for academic reasons, Shawn, and Tyler and then Shawn. Since when guys are the only thing causing trouble in my life?! I mean, that’s all they do, but I never put so much effort on them, so this is a bit frustrating. But when I left my class due to the fact that my tests were officially over and I was feeling so much lighter than I was before. Unfortunately, the light sensation was gone when I saw his jeep parked outside the building and his body leaning on it as he texted someone.
I felt my phone vibrating on my back pocket and I picked it up as I started walking away on the opposite direction he was standing. Pretty mature, running away from my problemas, I know, but what do you want me to do? There was a text from him saying he was waiting for me outside and that we needed to talk. I ignored it and then my phone started ringing and I had to pick it up.
“Hi?”
“Y/N, are you seriously running away from me?” Shawn’s voice echoed through the phone.
“I’m not”
“I’m literally looking at you looking over your shoulder”
“Well, I’m not the one who disappeared, am I?”
“That’s why we need to talk, I promised you I would explain everything, and that’s why I’m here, baby girl”
“Is that how you work?”
“What do you mean?”
“You simply vanish and suddenly you’re ready to talk?!” I know I sounded stupidly mad, but I had to be honest.
“I’m sorry, I can explain, I know it won’t change everything, but I’ll at least be honest” he said and I was able to hear his voice from behind me and not only from the speaker as he turned off the phone call.
I turned around, only to be met with a pair of those gorgeous honey eyes, that even though I was wanting so bad to punch him, the sight alone still made me weak on my knees.
“Why should I go with you? I think you’ve had enough chances”
“I know that, but again, I’ll ask you for one more, let me take you out, we can grab lunch and then pack, I can give you a ride home, please, Y/N, I’ll answer everything you want after lunch”
“You promise me that?”
“I do, can I take you with me?”
“Where are we going?”
“I can take you to the diner, the one from our first date”
“It was a fake date”
“Didn’t feel fake to me”
“It- You-“
“Come on, we can discuss this later, I know you’re hungry and you probably didn’t have breakfast nor dinner”
“How did you...?”
“I know you, Y/N, like the palm of my hand, now come on, burgers and fries and the guys are all waiting for us”
“Are they?”
“Yeah, it’s the end of the semester”
“Oh” Was all that left my mouth as Shawn extended his hand to me “let’s go then”
“Okay” he said as I grabbed his hand and interlaced our fingers, walking back to his car as he practically skipped his way back.
“How’s your mom by the way?”
“She’s fine, she’s at home”
“That’s awesome”
“Yeah” he answered and squeezed my hand softly “thank you”
I looked at him trying hard to hold back a smile, but it was impossible “Let’s not start this again, you were right, I’m starving!”
That was enough for Shawn to basically drag me chuckling to his car and I couldn’t hold back the laughter that bubbled from my throat. He was so excited to go grab lunch it was way too contagious, or maybe it’s because I was about to understand the whole situation and maybe be in peace with him. So the whole time we were in the car, he was basically beaming and jamming to his favorite songs as I tried not to die for laughing too hard. He parked two blocks from the diner cause it was filled with students and got out, as soon as my feet hit the ground, he was beside me, offering his arm like a true gentleman.
“Peace offering?” he tried with a grin and I just nodded giggling “I know this doesn’t mean I’m free, I don’t want to be free, I don’t want to be the reason you’re upset anymore, I just want you to enjoy today”
“Thank you, you are forgiven, for now at least, it’s a truce until you tell me everything”
“Works for me” he answered before placing a sweet kiss to my temple.
We entered the place and our table cheered as they saw us walking hand in hand and we just had to laugh. The guys hopped off the booth and left a spot for us both to sit in the corner against the wall, and Shawn didn’t resist the opportunity to pull me in. He rested his arm on the booth, just above my shoulder and I swear I had to hold back the need to just lean on his chest and relax after this stressful finals weeks. So instead of laying on him, I grabbed the menu to pick something up and Shawn poked my shoulder softly, which made me look at him and he was just smiling down at me which made me very confused at first, but then I heard Mel’s giggle from across the table and saw her holding her phone up at us.
“Come on, don’t pout at me, you two look way too cute for your own good” was all she used in her defense and I ended up just shrugging.
Everyone made their orders super quick cause apparently they’re all starving just like me, but even when the food arrived they kept on talking and cracking jokes all the time, which cause Brian to spill his soda through his nose. Somewhere between finishing my fries and milkshake, I felt Shawn’s arm falling around my shoulders casually, and since I didn’t do anything to shrug him off, he just kept it there, eventually pulling me closer, which led me to actually lean into him as the guys kept on talking.
Shawn looked down at me and placed a kiss on my forehead “Tired?”
“A bit, yeah”  
“I can take you home”
“It’s okay, I’ll miss them anyway and my bags are already packed and my dorm is basically ready for me to leave”
“Oh, you can come nap in mine if you want, while I pack my stuff and then we can talk”
“Seems pretty good to me”
“We can even stop by at your dorm first, so you can pick up your stuff” Shawn offered as he played with some strings of my hair “Ian’s going home after lunch, so if you want to crash at my place and stay in his room, so we can leave tomorrow morning to be at home for lunch, you can”
“That’d be great, Mel’s probably going there to stay with Mike as well, right?”
“Mhmm, but they’ll both leave tonight”
“What are the love birds whispering about?” Brian chimed in.
“We are no-“
“It’s not worth it” I cut Shawn off by placing my hand on his cheek softly “we were just talking about packing and how we are going home tomorrow”
“But that’s not interesting”
“What did you expect, Brian? Them to tell you how they’re going to have sex all night long? Come on, they’re not you” Mel said rolling her eyes playfully at the red-haired boy.
“What do you mean ‘they’re not me’?”
“They’re not dumb” Mike replied and we all laughed as Brian seemed a bit too pissed to find it funny.
“Ha-ha as if you and Ian were a lot better”
“Everyone knows we are, dude!”
“Y/N! Help me out!”
I smirked at him and shrugged “Ugh, I wish I could, but I’m to busy whispering about my sex life with Shawn to help you” and with that the attention was back on the guys.
“Our sex life?” Shawn teased with a boyish grin on his lips as I rolled my eyes at him giggling softly.
“Shut uuup”
“Don’t blush, baby, it’s okay, you know you can talk to me about everything you want”
“I swear I’m not going back to yours tonight” I threatened and he only chuckled, placing a kiss to my hair.
“I’m only kidding, don’t need to get all flustered about it”
“Yeah yeah, fuck you”
“What a dirty mouth” he gasped and chuckled at my frown “I’m only teasing you, come on, don’t get upset”
“Whatever” I said rolling my eyes, but I couldn’t hold back a smile when he grabbed my face and kissed my cheek.
We spent a little while there just chatting and laughing until some of them needed to leave, so we decided it would be best if we left as well, apparently I was the only one with my stuff already packed. Shawn and I got to my place only to pick up my stuff and I took the opportunity to say goodbye to Mel and wish her happy holidays. But before I could leave, she pulled me into the room one more time in a bear hug as Shawn quietly left with my bags, telling me he would wait for me on his car.
“Mel, it’s literally just a couple of weeks”
“I know, I know, call me clingy or whatever, but I’ll miss you” she said with a frown and I laughed at her.
“Stop being silly, you won’t even have time to miss me! You’ll be spending Christmas with your new boy”
“Yeah, that’s pretty nice, right?”
“Yeah, and you said, back in August on the first few weeks, that you didn’t want anything serious”
“Guess you’ll never know, you didn’t know Shawn was your soulmate back then either”
“Is he really?”
“Dude, are you dumb or you’re just playing pretend? He’s clearly in love with you for ages, Y/N, he literally worships you, he’s just learning how to show it now”
“Are you sure? Maybe he was right, there is no such thing as soulmate”
“Sweetie, soulmates are simply two pieces that fit perfectly, they don’t have to be romantically involved, they’re just the other’s half”
“Mel...”
“Oh, come on, Y/N, here, I’ll read the definition for you”
“It’s not necessary”
“Shush for a second, thank you” Mel places her hand above my lips to keep me quiet “ha! found it! ‘It’s like a best friend, but more. It’s the one person in the world that knows you better than anyone else. It’s someone who makes you a better person, well, actually they don’t make you a better person… you do that yourself because they inspire you. A soulmate is someone who you carry with you forever. It’s the one person who knew you, and accepted you, and believed in you before anyone else did or when no one else would. And no matter what happens..you’ll always love them’”
“Aaand?”
“That’s you and Shawn, obviously”
“You’re reading way too many novels for your own good, Mel, and I’m the one who’s saying it”
“Fine, but when the both of you finally realize how special is the bond between you two, I’m going to be the one to tell you that I told you so”
“Okay” I shrugged giggling and she laughed in response.
“Now go, your man’s waiting downstairs”
“Okay, bye Mel” I said hugging her one more time.
We let each other go and she just grinned at me “Bye, bitch” So I took my backpack and phone and turned to leave, but before I could shut the door she added “Oh, you’re going to be completely alone tonight, so please do me a favor and use a condom”
I shut the door a bit harder than needed and I hear her laugh from inside the bedroom. I only shook my head, unable to contain the smile from blossoming on my lips as I walked away. Shawn was sitting patiently on the driver’s seat, looking down at his phone as I climbed up in his jeep. He locked the device as he looked up at me, starting the engine and starting to drive to his place.
“What are you laughing at?”
“Melissa, she’s just crazy”
“Took you a while to notice” he said with a chuckle and placing his hand, palm up, on the console.
“She’s just great at hiding it” I replied sarcastically as I laced our fingers.
He brought our hands to his lips, placing a soft kiss on the back of mine “Whatever you say”
The drive was short to his place, and I didn’t even picked up the bags, only grabbed my backpack that had all the stuff I needed for tonight and tomorrow morning and went with Shawn to his apartment. The place was filled with bags and backpacks, but apart from that, was the nicer it’s ever been during the semester. We didn’t stick longer downstairs, Shawn only grabbed two bottles of water for us and dragged me to his room, which was a complete war zone. He only took something’s off his bed and told me to get comfy to nap as he packed.
So that’s just what I did, I took off my shoes and placed my phone on the nightstand, laying down and watching as he started to go through his clothes and fold them not so nicely, and place them on his suitcase. I didn’t even noticed when I dozed off, but was really hard to keep myself awake with Shawn softly humming to some random song. I just noticed I was off, what felt like minutes later, when I felt someone calling me in a low tone and gently caressing my face waking me up. The first thing I saw was his honey eyes, then his body crouching down beside my side of the bed and then his perfectly aligned teeth in a beautiful smile.
“Hey” he mumbled softly.
“What time is it?” my voice sounded extremely groggy “how long was I out?”
“It’s almost 5:30, ordered us a pizza, hope you don’t mind” he replied standing straight “you slept for a bit more than an hour and a half”
“Oh shit” I let out as I ran a hand through my hair “I didn’t even noticed I was out til you woke me”
“You were sleeping pretty heavily, I felt bad for waking you up, but I was afraid if I let you sleep longer you wouldn’t be tired enough to sleep at night”
“No, you’re probably right, thank you” I said as I sat up, rubbing my eyes softly “Are you done with packing?”
“Yeah, I though that maybe if you wanted to talk... We could do it now”
“Oh, okay” I said crossing my legs and he sat down in front of me.
“This is not easy for me, so I’m going to ask you two things, okay?”
“Okay”
“First, I wouldn’t like things to change between us, it might take a while but I don’t want to loose you”
“You’re scaring me” I said with a nervous chuckle and he only smiled softly at me.
“I don’t intend to, I’m sorry, and the second one, I would like to say everything I have to say first, cause I don’t really know how to say this best, and I’ve practiced”
“Okay, sure” was all I could answer and I saw his cheeks getting pink.
Shawn took a deep breath and I placed my hand on his knee, and he only smiled at me as a response.
“You know I never really believed in soulmates and stuff, I just think it is a coincidence, right? And I even covered my birthmark that everyone teased me about with the swallow tattoo, to prevent myself from being stupid and looking for the same mark on others, cause for me this shit just wasn’t real. So when I found out, that you, the girl I had a massive crush on and my best friend and I shared the same birthmark, I completely lost my mind. I didn’t want to believe it was real, I didn’t even know if you thought of me that way. I was scared to death” he took a deep breath and I squeezed his knee gently.
He once again offered me a smile as he kept on going.  “I didn’t want it to be real, didn’t want you to be my soulmate, I didn’t want to lose you, I wasn’t ready to be the one to ruin this amazing friendship we built during our whole lives, so my pretty dumb boy logic brain thought at first to ignore it, act like I never saw it before, and hell, I don’t know if it’s the soulmate/mark thing, if it’s God, if it’s C.I.A or, I don’t know, some greater love force, but every day we went through was getting harder to ignore my feelings for you and the itch sensation to just grab your pretty face and kiss you.
And then, my amazing ability to deal with feelings thought it was better to push you off than keep on falling harder for you, and I know, I was the worst to you and I’m so incredibly fucking sorry for ever treating you like that. You didn’t deserve it, and you also didn’t deserve being left in the dark, and I don’t even know how you found it in yourself to forgive me, but I’m so thankful for that. I felt like shit for ever making you sad and it literally hurt in me to see you less than happy, specially cause I knew it was my fault. And then the whole fake dating thing started and it was a mess. I was constantly jealous of Tyler, cause he’s an idiot who never deserved you and cause I really wanted you to myself. But I was completely torn between telling you everything and keep on pushing you away so I wouldn’t be the one hurting you more. Crazy, I know” he said with a ironic chuckle.
“Just a little bit” I mumbled softly and he shook his head with a smile.
“But since we started spending so much time together again, I just couldn’t keep on pushing you away, I had to be selfish and have you back on my life, and to be honest, since I first found out about our soulmate situation, that’s when I finally felt happy and relieved, when I had you around me again. And I even thought you were into me as well, hell, you kissed me, twice, and then I had to go on and ruin everything cause I got jealous over nothing, again” he said running his hands through his mop of curls, tugging at the roots “and then I was sure I fucked it all up and that you’re never going to look on my face again, and then there was my mum thing, and I couldn’t go to anybody else, I just showed up at your door without even noticing it, I am just always coming back to you.
You took care of me like no one else would, and that’s when I knew I couldn’t hold back anymore, I just needed you and I kissed you, and everything fell into place. I couldn’t stop smiling the whole day after that. And I know I disappeared for a week, I just didn’t want to see you and not explain everything you deserved to know about me, so it took me a while to get my shit together, but here I am”
He looked at me like he was staring at my soul and all I could do was hum in response.
“I thought you’d need some time to process it, so if you want me to leave I can go or if you have any questions you can ask me” he added softly and after a few minutes without any responses he started to get up to leave.
“Where are you going?” my question was barely a whisper, but he listened because he looked down at me with a frown.
“I’m leaving you to absorb it”
“No, don’t, don’t run away from me now”
“I’m not” he said sitting down again and reaching for my hands, that I promptly placed on his “I’m here now, Y/N, and I’m not going anywhere until you tell me to”
“Okay, so let me see if I get this straight” I started and he nodded with those big doe eyes “you were falling for me and freaked out when you found out we were potential soulmates, and decided to ignore it and push me away afraid of ruining our friendship?”
“Yeah”
“And then you decided it wasn’t the right thing to do and started hanging out with me again and noticed that you shouldn’t have done it on the first place without telling me anything? Your best friend?”
“I fucked up pretty badly, didn’t I?”
“Yeah, you did” I said and he sighed, closing his eyes that were already pretty glossy from the tears that started to form “hey, look at me, now I’m talking”
“Okay” he said sounding completely broken.
“You should’ve told me in the first place and we could’ve figured this whole thing out together, so neither of us would’ve suffered, cause even though you did hurt me, you also hurt yourself, and I know it wasn’t your intention to do it to neither of us. I know you never meant to hurt me, you were just doing what was better in your head for me, but here’s the thing, I’m the one that should decided what’s best for me, Shawn, okay? The whole problem here is...”
“That I’m an idiot?” he suggested.
“No, honey, well, a bit, yeah” I said and he let out a sad chuckle “but the main problem is miscommunication, we should’ve just talked to me, and this whole mess wouldn’t have happened”
He nodded looking down at our joined hands and I let go of them, only to cup his jaw and force him to look up at me “why were you scared of losing me? Or hurting me?”
“Me?” he asked and I nodded in response “I just- you’re perfect and I’m just Shawn”
“I’m sorry, what?” I asked chuckling softly.
“Yeah, you’re the most intelligent person I’ve ever met, you’re good in everything you do, you’re the sweetest, kindest and most beautiful girl I’ve ever met and me? I’m just Shawn, the dumb boy, that never had a real serious relationship and that likes to party on his free time, I’m not enough for you”
“I’m not all of that, I’m flattered, really am, but I’m not that, Shawnie, and you, oh baby, you’re way more than that, yeah, you might have this bad boy with a frozen heart exterior, but in reality, you have the biggest heart and are the softest guy I’ve ever met”
“Only for you” he mumbled.
“And that’s honestly all that matters to me”
“Is it?”
“Yeah”
“Really?”
“Yes, Shawn” I said giggling softly.
“So what do we do now?”
“What do you mean?”
“With all this?”
“Well, we should communicate better”
“Okay, that’s on me”
“No, it’s on me too, if I told you I liked you way too long ago, this could’ve been avoided”
“You liked me?”
“Yeah”
“As in the past?” I only hummed in response and he nodded.
“And now I’m in love with you”
“You’re what?!”
“In love with you”
“You fell in love with me?! Out of all people?Just like I did with you?”
“Yep” I said popping the ‘p’ and he laughed.
“Well, maybe there is such thing as soulmates”
“Maybe” I giggled as he pulled into his arms, hugging me tight to his body.
“So what do we do with this?”
“We can go slow with this, just go with it and don’t hold back anymore”
We just sat there, in each other’s embrace for a while, letting the eventful evening sink in as he gripped at my shirt and I played with his soft curls. Maybe we had a rough start to whatever this is, but having him like this makes me so sure that this was all worth it, if that meant I would have him like this at the end of the day.
“This can’t be real” he mumbled after what felt like ages.
“But it is, very real” I replied sitting up straight properly on his lap and he cupped my face gently.
“Prove it” he smirked at me, great, the Shawn I knew is finally back, and I only laughed in response, leaning in closer and finally pressing my lips to his softly.
The kiss was slow and passionate, I guess we weren’t in rush, we were just exploring each other calmly after everything that happened and I couldn’t feel happier. He was still cupping my jaw and my fingers were lazily wrapped in his curls, just getting used to one another. But when I tugged at it a bit harder than before and he whimper lightly into my mouth was as if something shifted around us. The whole place seemed to lit up on fire and even though all humans need oxygen to breath, suddenly it wasn’t important to us anymore. His tongue ran on my bottom lip as I let him deepen the kiss.
He was carefully leaning in and making me lay back on his soft pillows as his tongue licked into my mouth, one of his hands running down my body, only to stop at my waist, giving it a rough squeeze, getting a soft moan in response from me. And that was all Shawn needed to encourage him to keep on going. He placed a few pecks on my lips as he trailed down to my jaw and neck with his open mouthed kisses that was literally making me roll my eyes back and tug harder on his soft locks. When he started nipping on my collar bone his phone rang.
“Oh shit” he mumbled into my neck, nuzzling his face on my neck and going back to his assault there.
“Shawn” what was supposed to come out as a normal sentence ended up a moan when he left what could only be a red mark on the column of my throat.
“Hm?” he hummed completely ignoring his phone.
“Someone’s calling you”
“Yeah?”
“Mhmm” was all I could reply as he got back to my lips to kiss me all over again, living me completely dizzy, and almost making me forget about his phone.
“Let them” he mumbled before kissing me again, until I cupped his jaw and pushed him away softly making him whine in protest “I’m finally able to have you all to myself”
“And we have all night, baby, but you ordered pizza and I’m starving”
“Oh shit” he replied at the same time the doorbell rang making him groan in frustration.
“Go open the damn door, Mendes!” I said giggling and he got up to do it grumbling how mean I was, but still with a smile on his plump lips.
And I was there smiling to myself like the idiot I was, feeling my lips tingling and my whole body on fire. My phone buzzed from the nightstand and I reached to see who was texting me right now to ruin the moment, but it was only Shawn.
“Come downstairs, honey, the pizza’s here”
To Shawnie:
“I’m literally upstairs, you could’ve just called me, idiot”
From Shawnie:
“Nah-ah, don’t be rude to your boyfriend”
To Shawnie:
“Which boyfriend? I didn’t know I had one”
From Shawnie:
“Come downstairs and I’ll show you who’s you’re boyfriend”
To Shawnie:
“Nope, this bed is pretty comfy”
From Shawnie:
“Y/N, come on, baby, pretty please”
“Seriously, the pizza well get cold”
“Don’t make me go upstairs and pick you up”
“Y/N, I’m serious, if I go upstairs you’re going to be punished with tickles”
To Shawnie:
“Thought you couldn’t be rude to you girlfriend”
From Shawnie:
“Touché!”
“Now come here, baby, and I’ll make it worth it”
“Get your pretty ass downstairs”
To Shawnie:
“I’m coming”
It was all I could reply, still giggling like a teenage girl and I went downstairs, only to find him with our chat still open, writing down a reply I could never repeat out loud without turning myself into a blushing mess. But I’m not going to complain about it, I was happy, completely and utterly happy.
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dude those thoughts don’t want to shut the fuck uuup
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himbo-buckley · 4 years
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Intimacy, Sex and Buddie (better known as I have a lot of feelings about this show, some of which are related to the before mentioned topics)
I should preface this by saying this meta was supposed to be a lot shorter and only talk about how both Buck and Eddie use sex to distract their respective partners from whatever topic they actually wanted to talk about but since I decided to rewatch the show to make sure I don’t miss any such scenes, it has exploded a bit and taken on more topics
I should also preface this by saying that the whole of the 118 has some obvious intimacy / commitment issues except Bobby (which is sort of surprising) but *John Mulaney voice* we don’t have time to unpack all of that!
On another note I cuss a little in this Meta because my parents let me listen to TicTacToe as a small child and after that it never stuck that cussing is wrong so, uhm, parental supervision is advised or something?
This Meta will so far have three parts, one for each season and is organised by episode so you could technically follow along
Without further ado I present: Intimacy, Sex and the Buddie of it all, Season 1: (Better known as “Not a Sex Addict”)
Episode 1.01:
Buck, we meet first in the pilot and one of the first things we learn about him? That boy fucks! Like literally his second scene is him having sex in the firetruck, which in the episode is presented to us as his way of dealing with the stress of firefighting (it cuts from Bobby’s confession scene saying some firefighters are sex addicts to Buck racing the Brunette). Then later in this episode, between saving a baby, getting in a fight with Athena and not knowing who Rambo is, he fucks the snake horder and get’s himself fired for his trouble. He also tells Bobby he is a sex addict here.
Now you could easily read both those scenes as proving Buck’s statement or you can read it as him justifying his actions, which I think is what Bobby did, or you can fall in love with the cocky bastard and think there is more to it, which is obviously what I did. And also what I think this show wants you to do? Because in the same scene Buck gives the first of his many heartbreaking speeches about having nothing else besides being a firefighter and how that is the best part of him (or whatever, I’m combining the speeches, I didn’t rewatch that scene because it gives me too much second hand embaressment)
And let’s look at this statement and what we know about Buck by fast forwarding a bit, okay? Because we know virtually nothing about who Buck was prior to the Pilot. We know he spent a summer in South America as a bartender, we know he tried out for the Seals about a year ago and we know he’s been a firefighter for 3 months (meaning the first season is his probationary time the same way Season 2 is Eddie’s), so depending on how long firefighter training takes he probably has lived in LA for less than a year, meaning he probably hasn’t made too many meaningful connections yet and the 118 are really the closest thing to family he has there (a fact that if you fast forward again is sort of proven in canon if - if we take every word as being word of god - by Maddie saying „If our parents call“ in 2.01, implying Buck is probably not close to them) (he also tells Maddie „It was getting pretty lonely here“ in 2.01, so you know, point proven?)
Now I don’t think Buck is a sex addict after all. Yes, he is using sex to unwind (and good for him, at least he isn’t drinking or taking drugs, Bobby), but he is also using it to substitute actual intimacy, because that boy is fucking lonely.
Just look at the scene with the brunette, alright? After the act he asks her: „So can I have your actual number?“ and she says no, and he does this whole macho spiel about „the golden times“ or whatever, but come on, we know this is bull, right? Look at how earnest he looks when he asks! (and here I have to applaud 911 again, because the show only has one young conventionally attractive character at this point and instead of his character just being badass ladies man, but he is held accountable for his actions and the show went out of its way to point out how problematic his behaviour was, so kudos! I love you!)
Episode 1.02:
In this episode Buck loses two people and is understandably distraught. And Bobby comes to him in the locker room, to, as Buck thinks, express his disappointment, which is what Buck thinks he deserves, except Bobby is in full Dad-mode and just wants Buck to talk about it. Which Buck does almost imediately leading to us learning about the Seals and that our Buck has so many emotions and knows it and likes it (again, shoutout to the writers for having their young attractive Macho-dude cry in episode two! Ya’ll the real ones).
Now Bobby clearly didn’t see this coming and is like „Uhm, how about we talk to a professional about all that, I have my own shit, kiddo“ and then we get our first therapist scenes and look, while I do see where people are coming from, I do not consider this rape. I do however think it was a badly thought through scene and also an abuse of power and Autumn Reeser should not be allowed to work as a therapist again. The way this scene is shot and cut however makes it seem like Buck came onto her and did not regret what happened, so you know as the german saying goes: where there is no complaint there is no judge. (which does not mean I condone what happened, but, tbh, this is one of those scene where I feel the writers just did not think the implications through. Someone with a twitter go ask Tim Minear about it)
Anyways, let’s talk about everything before the sex because I think this is what’s relevant:
The scene begins with the therapist asking Buck if he is uncomfortable, he seems that way (and kudos to Oliver Stark for the way he acts this scene because we can truly feel everything Buck feels) and Buck saying his „I’m not really into feelings. I mean yeah feeling them, just not talking about them.“ after which the therapist throws some things at Buck to see what sticks (which is something therapists sometimes do in early sessions, just try to gauge a reaction, see where the no no - zones are, especially with people like Buck who are quote „not scared“. Like, he is so walled up already.)
And now comes the part that I’ll give you word for word, because this is what matters in this scene, okay?
T: „You lost somebody, that’s hard“
B: „Yeah but we lose people. At least that’s what everybody keeps telling me.“
T: „Was this your first time?“
B: „Well, I’ve had calls where it’s been to late but I’ve only been doing this not even 6 months. Now I just can’t shake the feeling that this one didn’t need to go down the way it did.“ (up until the second part Buck sits tall, then he leans forward, his voice becomes urgent, THIS is the important message)
T: “So do you think there is something you could have done differently?“
(close up to Bucks face looking distraught, ding ding, we have a winner!)
After this they cut away to Athena and when we come back Buck is crying and the therapist tries to explain why the guy might have died and then walks toward Buck and tells him how they’re actually here to talk about him and then Buck deflects, he tells her to call him Buck, they talk about facebook, scene change, they come back after Sex, Buck is all better. 
(Slightly unrelated sidenote at this point we have seen Buck have sex 3 times and every single time it’s sitting on some chair with the girl on top, uhm, what’s up with that? (He’s a bottom))
But I truly think the important part is what I’ve highlighted, this is where she hit a nerve and sure, he let her finish and listened and cried, but Buck’s a multitasker, he was just waiting for his opening - which the therapist gave to him by sitting down across from him and touching him, so now Buck turns the tables on her and makes her uncomfortable - or: she struck a nerve and he deflects, so instead of the emotional vulnerability she wants from him, he gives her physical intimacy, probably aware that this way he will not have to come see her again (because isn’t that what all women do? Hi, Brunette from Episode 1). 
And then the episode ends on the very relevant conversation were Abby asks him out and Buck says no because HE REALISED HE HAS SOME ISSUES WITH WOMEN AND INTIMACY!!! I love this show so much, you guys! Buck tells Abby he can’t go out with her because they’ll definitly have sex and he tells her about the therapist and Abby is all you wish and he tells her how much he likes her and how he has no one else in his life that make him feel good and it’s all cute and dorky and yes, sometimes I do find myself shipping them. A little.
Episode 1.03 has nothing of relevance as far as I recall so we ignore it.
Episode 1.04:
... also not that relevant except that little scene at the end that I thought was in Episode 5 titled: The moment I fell in love with this show! When Bobby says „help“ it gets me every time! I keep expecting him to not answer but he asks for help and I gasp. Every. Damn. Time.
Episode 1.05 
... is when it get’s really interesting because this is when the Sex addict meets the women he has been emotionally intimate, which is, you know, the thing he’s sensitive about!
I really like how Buck is all in Protector-Mode and seems so competent up until when they’re in the car together and Abby starts to talk about them (him) not having wanted to meet and it hit’s him that uuups, this is the actual woman he has been talking to! A human being (and not just some voice on the phone he talks to) and an attractive one as it is (and boy do I love how dressed down Connie Brighton is most of the time? Look, she’s pretty and she’s not 25 and she looks it and that’s okay!) so again Buck deflects by making the whole exchange about Sex - you know, physical intimacy because he is scared of emotional intimacy. Which is what I have been trying to prove here.
Then they save that little girl and have the very sweet moment in the car were Buck is very vulnerable, though I think it’s mostly for Abby’s benefit? Because Buck is in protector mode and there is nothing Buck wouldn’t do to help someone else, even flay himself open. He’s just selfless like that.
And then they find Patricia and bring her home and he is very uncomfortable and then he says goodbye all sweet and Patricia tells him to be kind to Abby and Buck is already in so deep, so really someone should have taken the time to tell Abby to be kind and nice to this boy (if Buck gets another love interest I want someone to give them the shovel talk, mainly Hen or Eddie, possibly together, because this boy gives away too much of himself and it hurts me), but alas no one did, so Buck tries to protect himself by, you guessed it, talking about sex! 
It really is a defense mechanism for him, which might prove that he came from a conservative background or might just not mean anything, besides that he is very comfortable with Sex and other people are not which is why he uses it to deflect. People generally don’t try to look to deep if you make them uncomfortable, which is generally Buck’s way of dealing with problems: he either pushes back and steamrolls over it or is it too loud and open about something, which keeps people from looking to deep (Season 3 is proof of that, the only person who sees through his act, I think, is Hen because she also uses false bravedo to deal with things. Eddie sees it too, but only after Buck explains it to him, because Eddie operates completely different - but that’s something I’ll talk more about later)
And then all of Bucks fears of people not liking him after seeing what’s underneath are proven right when, after spending a whole day with him, Abby tells him they shouldn’t see each other again because she too likes him and if they continue mistakes will be made (which is just her respecting Bucks wishes from 1.02 but also proves to Buck that no one can like him on a deeper level). She gives this very sweet speech about how good he makes her feel but if you look at Buck’s face it’s just sooo closed off. And then she does this very mean thing with the „do not fuck some tinder-girl“, which i find very hypocrit of her, because she basically told Buck she won’t give him more than what they currently have but also he’s not allowed to look somewhere else for it (although she is very right, Buck needs to learn to find validation in himself and not through other people, which is something he sorta did in Season 3? More on this later)
Which is why we get the phone sex scene at the end. Because at this point Buck has been emotionally intimate with this women and then he met her and he kept being emotionally intimate with him and she basically rejected him so Buck made it about physical intimacy. He rejected her back. Found a loophole. Pushed back.
And I know I’m ignoring the scene in between when he is all proud about not having sex with Abby, but yeah, he would have had if Abby let him so it doesn’t really count.
Side note: this whole Episode proves that Buck is not a sex addict - if he were we would have seen him maybe try and convince Abby or seen a scene of him struggeling with whether he should pick up another girl or something, but they didn’t. Nope, they gave up „Buck with Hen and Bobby - bonding time“.
Episode 1.06:
I dislike this one a lot because it calls the episode before a liar by having Abby go on a date with Buck, after saying they shouldn’t meet each other again. I actually checked IMDB to see if there was a christmas break between those episodes, but nope, they aired a week apart! (Also how everyone pushes Buck into doing Valentine’s day even though he doesn’t like it? Yeah, not on board.)
But you know what’s relevant af about this Episode? The scene between Bobby and Buck where Dad helps his son get ready. I truly think this scene, combined with his firing in 1.01 is what caused the shift into Buck 2.0.
Also canon yet again tells us that Buck is not in fact a sex addict but rather using sex to avoid real intimacy and then they have this bantery conversation about not being a dick by having sex on the first date and being a gentleman and I love how Peter and Oliver play off of each other here. This scene is so much fun to watch because they clearly had so much fun acting it.
We can basically jump over the rest of the episode, but I do want you to look at the scene between Bobby and Abby in the hospital for a moment because I 100% thought they were setting up a love triangle here? (Again, someone with Twitter ask Tim Minear)
Episode 1.07:
The actual time jump according to IMDB happens between those episodes (someone who watched Season 1 live please confirm) although in the story there isn’t - they just decided to air the Valentine’s episode in November and then come back in February to talk about the full moon - apparently.
Aside from that Buck is such an adorable dork in this episode which i truly think is why half this fandom is in love with him and some more scenes with Peter and Oliver that are just plain fun happen (and I love season 3 but I miss how much fun they got to have in Season 1). Also our first real bi!Buck sighting and the implication that Buck went from delivering Babys to delivering a tapeworm, only to go: I’m gonna have sex with my girlfriend now! And I honestly love him for that.
Other than that, not much to prove or disprove this meta except Buck being hesitant to go on another date and trying to explain away why he came to see Abby but her just cutting right through his bullshit.
Episode 1.08: not relevant
Episode 1.09:
Our second instance of Buck nearly dying. Buck’s „I don’t suppose you do a lot of pull ups“ kills me every time and Hen freaks out about it a little and he just loves it off. He is a true badass.
Also there is the Ballon scene which makes me mad, because Buck has every right to be upset about everything, even if none of it is Abby’s fault. I’m really up in the air about how I feel about the Bobby and Buck talk in the locker room because on the one hand side I do agree with everything Captain Dad says and I think this scene also is part of creating Buck 2.0 but on the other hand side he is kind of invalidating Buck’s feelings?
Anyways, Bobby tells him, that if Buck really likes Abby he needs to stop trying to feel like she needs saving and let her set the pace. I’m not saying it’s why Buck waited around so long for her in Season 2 but I do think Bobby basically telling him this is what a real man would do - the thing Buck wants so badly to be - plays a role. It’s too bad that while Buck is all in, Abby is not.
I’m also gonna put my clown shoes on real quick and say we get a nearly identical scene in 2.10, when Buck talks to Chimney about Eddie and Shannon. Make of that what you want.
Episode 1.10:
Buck identifies with the guy using him to cat fish girls because he understands his need for connection and intimacy. After all he did the same thing, just a different method.
Also Abby leaves.
There’s not more to say
So this is where Season 1 ends, with Buck aware that he was trying to substitute physical for emotional intimacy and trying to correct it and build a life with Abby - which did not work because Abby left.
But I just wanna mention real quick how much character development Buck has in such a short amount of time! It floors me every time. And while we all know he attributes this to Abby, it’s really just about Buck being Buck and he was already on his way to becoming this guy, simply because through his job and the firefam suddenly he got validation? I feel so proud. I really only wish Buck would finally come to this realisation himself or maybe someone would tell him this. He deserves it.
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peachyteabuck · 4 years
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shout out to the two dudes fighting in the street at 12:30 am, but bigger shoutout to the 3rd dude who yelled "SHUT THE FUCK UUUP" out of what sounded like a 3rd story window
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arxaris · 5 years
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AU where Kirishima is enamored by one angry ice cream shop employee (I just wanted to try my hand at a flustered Kirishima, for once.)
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“Dude, shut uuup,” Kirishima hissed. “He’ll hear you.”
“Look, bro,” Kaminari started. “All I’m saying is that you should try. He looks at you like he wants to eat you every time we’re here.”
“That’s not true,” Kirishima whisper-yelled, flushing a deeper red. “I stutter and blush and get ice cream all over myself every time I try to talk to him. He definitely thinks I’m an idiot.”
“You are an idiot,” Kaminari replied helpfully. “An idiot he wants to eat.”
“You’re so full of shit, Kami. Also - rude!” Kirishima exclaimed, hurrying to lick up a drop of melted ice cream that was rolling quickly towards his wrist, proving Kaminari’s point.
“He’s not,” a deep voice rumbled behind him. Kirishima froze mid-lick with his tongue on his hand, eyes growing wide. Bakugou came into view, collecting Kaminari’s empty cup and wiping away the mess he made with a rag.
“See?” Kaminari stated smugly. Kirishima glared at him, flushing red as he quickly finished licking up the melted ice cream. He opened his mouth to say something, anything, but Bakugou beat him to it.
“You take too long, Shitty Hair. Here’s my number,” he said smoothly, brandishing a napkin at him, then raising a brow. “Unless I’ve been reading this wrong and you just really fucking like ice cream.”
“No!” Kirishima said frantically, snatching the napkin from him. Bakugou smirked, amused, and Kirishima flushed deeper. “I mean, yeah, but no, you, uh, havent been reading anything wrong,” he amended.
“Good,” Bakugou praised, and then he sauntered away, seemingly unaffected, sans for a light blush at the tips of his ears.
Kirishima stared after him, awe-struck.
“Weeeelp,” Kaminari started, popping the ‘p’ sound at the end of the word. “Told ya so.”
Kirishima groaned, smiling down at the numbers scrawled across the napkin.
“I don’t know whether I want to smack you or hug you, bro,” he chuckled. “It’s always a little bit of both with you, I guess.”
Kaminari grinned mischeviously. Kirishima pocketed the phone number and cursed under his breath as he went about attempting to clean up the messy remains of ice cream dripping down his palm. Behind the cash register, someone snorted loudly.
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heroes-wear-green · 4 years
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DUDE TODAY’S MINECRAFT SESSION FUCKED ME UUUP
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Quick doodles of the people 
descriptions under the cut
Mike Schmidt:  A nice young man who took the nightshift as a quick way to make money. He survived way longer than 5 nights and Wilson allowed him to be the official nightguard. He got too close with Wilson though, and a few years later he disappeared one day. He was good friends with Phone guy (Tristan).
Tristan Leanor:  Phone guy! Very talkative and hasty guy. Can sometimes be a little too honest or too secretive. He became real close friends with Mike after he got into an accident with the animatronics during the 4th night and Mike went to check on him. He liked Wilson just as Mike did, but when Mike got with him it made his friendship bumpy. The day before he was going to try and apologize to Mike, he disappeared. 
Jeremy Fitzgerald:  Very kind and outgoing guy. Loud and cheerful. A great friend for all. He got the job at freddys as a way to scrape up cash since he lives with his girlfriend (Fritz) and is helping support her and her 2 younger siblings. He tries to get along with everyone but also keeps a fine line to how much bullshit hes going to deal with. Would never hurt a soul though.
Fritz Smith:  A shy and sweet girl. She keeps to herself a lot and doesn’t speak much if you’re not Jeremy. She’s incredibly anxious and overthinks a lot of things. Gets annoyed real quick though and is incredibly suspicious of her boss, Wilson. Not saying she can talk to spirits. But she knows there’s a few in the pizzeria
Tristan Leanor...2!:  Hes not very talkative anymore. Definitely going through some mourning after Mike. Is on decent terms with the two guards but doesn’t personally know them. He isnt interested
Michael Afton:  Hes come back too find his dad after something happened to his mother. Very sad and depressed looking teen. Means well but has trouble conveying emotion or taking affection. 
Phone dude:  YOOOO WHATS UUUP BRO JUST A FUNKY MAANNN HELL YEAAAH CONSPIRACY THEORIES BROOO WOAAAAAH RADICALLL
Fnaf 4 child:  The bite victim. He remembers the scene. He saw a tall man in purple uniform walk away with all the bullies. Wilson figured he knew too much after talking with Colby and had to do away with him. It was inevitable though, he was the bite victim. He’d been in critical condition. It makes sense.
Michael Afton SL:  Oh my fucking god he did that
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plusultrabitchez · 5 years
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Rooms on Fire Chapter 19: Engagement Party
*beep*beep*beep*
"Noooooo..." you groaned as you moved from your warm and cozy spot in Hitoshi's arms to hit the snooze button on your alarm. You had a long day ahead of you and you weren't quite ready for it. You and Hitoshi had been out very late last night for a mission you were both working on, and lucky Hitoshi got to sleep in. You, on the other hand, had plans to meet Ochako for brunch then help with a ton of wedding planning errands then help her get ready for her and Midoriya's engagement party later that evening.
It had been 2 months since you and Hitoshi made up and a lot had happened during that time. Hitoshi's career had blown up so he was working more than ever now and you two even got to work several missions together. He had also moved in. The two of you were surprised how natural it felt living together and combining your belongings. Cat was instant buds with Binx, Salem, and Hades. You and Hitoshi decided to get a larger bed since all three kitties and Hades liked to sleep with the two of you. However, Hitoshi wasn't the biggest fan of when he came home late from a mission and Hades was in his spot on the bed and refused to move. Trying to move a 90lb pitbull who kept wiggling out of his grasp without waking you was impossible. You kept reassuring Hitoshi that Hades would warm up to him eventually, but he had trouble believing you.
*beep*beep*beep*
"Shuuut uuup." you smacked your alarm clock again, but used too much strength and broke it. "Fucking shitbags." you grumbled crawling out from under the covers. Hitoshi was a deep sleeper and was still passed out. You looked over at him sleeping peacefully with Cat on his pillow snuggled in his hair and Salem crawling up to take the space your body occupied. "You lucky bastard." you said as you leaned down to kiss his cheek. A soft smile formed on his face even though he was still asleep. You were about to die of a cuteness overload. You got your phone and snapped a photo of sleeping smiling Hitoshi surrounded by purring cats. Your heart was so full of the love for them.
You went to the bathroom and turned on the shower. You loved the big tub your bathroom had, but you loved the shower just as much. It was roomy, covered in dark stone, and had several shower heads. After a few minutes, the whole bathroom was like a steam room because of how hot the shower was. You got undressed and climbed in letting out a satisfied sigh as the hot water rained down from the showerhead relaxed your sore muscles.
"Mind if I join you?"
You jumped as you heard Hitoshi's question causing him to laugh. "Sorry gorgeous I didn't mean to scare you."
"It's okay Tiger, and no I don't mind." You said turning around to look at him.
Hitoshi yawned and gave you a sleepy smile as he stepped into the shower. He winced when the water hit him. "Jesus, why is it so hot?"
"I like to practice burning in hell." You joked as you turned down the intensity of the water. Hitoshi laughed and joined you under the water giving you a hug and kissed your wet hair.
"Not that I mind, but what are you doing up so early? I thought for sure you would sleep in." You said as you got some shampoo and started to wash your hair.
"Didn't want to miss this view." he said looking you up and down and giving you a playful smack on the ass. You giggled and threw some suds at him. He chuckled and got to work washing his own hair. "Honestly, I got up because I have a hard time sleeping when you're not in bed with me."
This tugged your heartstrings. "Awww..." you gave him a quick peck on the lips and he rolled his eyes. "It's okay, same with me. When you're out late on missions I can only fall asleep if I take something." You said stepping under the water to rinse your hair. Hitoshi smirked and bit his lip as he watched the suds wash down your plump backside. He was suddenly splashed with more suds. "Enjoying the show tiger?"
Hitoshi chuckled. "Yeah, I really am. Thank you."
The two of you finished your shower and talked about the day ahead of you. While you were with Ochako, he would be with Midoriya and Iida helping them with groomsmen stuff. Hitoshi was the best man and you were the maid of honor so it was also up to Hitoshi to plan the Bachelor party and you the Bachelorette party. The two of you had come up with an amazing idea that you were going to reveal at the party later.
"How do you think they'll react?" You asked Hitoshi as you slipped on some black skinny jeans and a fitted black shirt.
"I think they're gonna freak out." Hitoshi replied while he sat back on the bed watching you get dressed.
"Good freak out or bad freak out?"
Hitoshi ran his fingers through his hair and smirked. "Depends on how tipsy they are."
You laughed. "That's fair." You walked over to Hitoshi and climbed into his lap to straddle him. "Are we crazy for doing this?"
Hitoshi brushed a strand of hair out of your face. "Oh yeah. We're fucking nuts for doing this."
The two of you laughed and exchanged sweet and playful kisses before you got up and put on your shoes.
"Okay Tiger, I'll see you at the party tonight."
Hitoshi waved lazily. "Bye gorgeous."
"Love you!" you called running down the stairs.
"Love you too!"
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"I can't decide! Hydrangeas or Peonies?" You and Ochako were at the florist trying to decide on centerpieces.
"That depends on the color I think." You said as you sipped on your third large cold brew of the day. You guys had been at this for hours. The first stop you guys made after brunch was the venue to go over the linens and place settings, then you went to the place she was ordering invitations from to go over some changes, now you were here at the florist and had been for at least 2 hours. Ochako had changed her mind about six times on what type of flowers she wanted in the centerpieces.
"Well, the color scheme is white, blush, and gold, but I don't know if the pink peonies are too pink, but I don't want just plain white flowers." Ochako scratched her head in frustration.
"Let's just spray paint them gold and call it a day." You suggested in a monotone voice and chugged more coffee.
Ochako laughed, but you were dead serious. Usually, you were incredibly patient, but your lack of sleep and the headache that the overwhelming flowery smells was giving you was making you cranky. Your phone started ringing and you excused yourself to step outside.
"Oh my god, Toshiiiiiii..." You whined as you picked up.
"Wow, wedding errands going that well huh?" He laughed.
"Dude, I had no idea there were so many different tablecloth materials and I also don't get why they're that important. And don't get me started on the huge matte vs. gloss debate. Why the fuck does it matter if the letters on an invitation are sparkly or not?"
Hitoshi let out a hearty laugh as you ranted. "Wow, you do not like wedding planning huh?"
"It's.....not my thing." You chuckled. Hearing Hitoshi's voice was improving your mood tremendously.
"At least you have cake tasting to look forward too."
You huffed. "Not anymore. We had to reschedule to do that next week."
"Awww, I'm sorry. Look on the bright side, in a couple of hours you'll be able to see your incredibly handsome boyfriend all dressed up and may even be able to sneak off somewhere for a little alone time."
You laughed as you could hear the cocky smirk on Hitoshi's stupidly handsome face. "Some alone time huh? What are you hoping for a quickie in the bathroom or something?"
"I would not complain."
"Mmm can't say I would either." You both laughed. "So what's up baby?"
"Well, I wanted to give you a heads up."
You quirked your eyebrow. "Heads up about what?"
"Well, Midoriya just informed me that Bakugou will be at the party tonight."
"Ah....I see." You replied. There was a moment of silence. "Are....are you going to be okay with that?"
Hitoshi sighed. "Eh, judging by how our last conversation went, I don't think there will be any issues. We're not friends or anything, but we kinda came to an understanding and I think we can be civil."
You nodded even though Hitoshi couldn't see you.
"I know you wanted to talk to him and smooth things over, so tonight might be a good time for that." Hitoshi said. He wasn't thrilled about you being alone with Bakugou, but that was just because of his personal jealousy. He would put that aside since he trusted you 100%. The two of you did partner together for a long time so he had just accepted that you two would likely remain friends. As long as Bakugou didn't try any more shit, he would be fine.
"Yeah, I'll try to talk to him later tonight. I just don't want things to be weird between us since we all have the same friends. And, I mean, I did knock out several of his teeth last time I saw him."
This made Hitoshi crack up. "God I'm still bummed that I didn't get to see that."
You laughed. "Well if he ever tries shit again, I'll make sure you're around to see round two."
"You're the best girlfriend."
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. Ochako and you were the first people to arrive at the restaurant. The party was going to be held on the rooftop bar overlooking the city. It was a beautiful clear night and the perfect temperature outside. You had set up a little table up front for gifts and to display pictures of Midoriya and Ochako throughout the years. You smiled looking at the pictures. They were so freaking cute together. You walked over to Ochako who was nibbling on some appetizers and gave her a big hug.
"Are you okay (Y/N)?" She asked. "Yeah, I am. I'm just so happy for you and I'm so thankful I get to be here on this journey with you." You both held each other for a moment and smiled. Upon releasing Ochako your fixed her hair and gave her a thumbs up. She was wearing her hair down and a long sky blue dress. She always looked so ethereal and you couldn't wait to go dress shopping with her. You knew she would be breathtaking in whatever dress she wore. You weren't feeling a dress so you decided to wear a gray suit with a black lace bustier and black heels. You felt way more comfortable in pants anyway. You wore your hair is soft waves and minimal makeup. Just a simple cat eye and basic contouring. (Reference photo: https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/5c0068301ceb5465bb016bf6/master/w_768,c_limit/Year-in-Suits-2018-SS02.jpg )
The two of you got some drinks while waiting for the boys and guests to arrive. Ochako got some Rosé and you got a Manhattan. "You look like a badass businesswoman." Ochako giggled. You chuckled. "That's what I was going for. Stone cold badass bitch." "You definitely achieved it." The two of you looked over to see Hitoshi, Iida, and Midoriya arriving on the rooftop. Iida was wearing a navy blue suit with a white shirt and navy tie. Midoriya was in a dark emerald green suit and tie with a black shirt, and those damn red shoes. Hitoshi was the only one to not wear a tie. He was wearing his black on black suit and it looked so good on him.
"Wow Ochako, you didn't tell me all these handsome fellas would be here." You said as you checked out Hitoshi and winked at him. Hitoshi smiled and gave you a sweet kiss. "God, you look so beautiful." He said quietly as he lightly caressed your cheek. "Thanks Tiger." You wrapped your free arm around his waist and took a sip of your drink. "You guys look great." "Thank you! The two of you look quite wonderful as well!" Iida said as he waved his arms around. Midoriya walked up and gave Ochako a hug and a kiss. "You look so pretty Ochako." Ochako blushed and giggled. "Thanks Deku."
"Kubo, I applauded your suit. It's quite unconventional, but an interesting choice." You smiled. "Thanks Iida." You walked up to him and straightened his tie which was disrupted with all his gestures and pinched his cheek. "You look sharp!" A light pink dusting appeared on his cheeks and he cleared his throat. "Um thank you Kubo." Hitoshi laughed at his friend's reaction to your compliment.
After about 20 minutes guests started to arrive. Most of class 1-A was there, along with other friends, and of course Ochako's parents and Midoriya's mom. All Might was unfortunately out of town and unable to make it.
You and Hitoshi were chatting with Mina and Kaminari when you saw Kirishima and Bakugou arrive out of the corner of your eye. Kirishima waved enthusiastically as he hurried over to say hey. You made eye contact with Bakugou for a split second before he looked down at the floor and made a B line for the bar. You furrowed your brow and looked up at Hitoshi who noticed what happened. "I think it may be time for that talk." You said quietly. Hitoshi nodded. "Yeah, go ahead (Y/N)." "Now, are you sure you're alright with this?" You asked. Hitoshi kissed your forehead. "Yeah gorgeous, I am. You go smooth things over and let me know if you need anything." You smiled and gave Hitoshi a kiss. "Thanks for being so awesome. I love you." He smiled sweetly at you. "I love you too."
You made your way over to the bar and walked up next to Bakugou who was staring at his drink. "Can I have another Manhattan please?" The bartender got to work making your drink and you leaned against the bar and faced Bakugou. "Hey there." He looked at you out of the corner of his eye and grunted in response. You chuckled and ordered two shots of Tequila. You nudged one over to Bakugou, but he didn't take it. "Come oooonn. You know you want tooooo." You said in a sing-song voice. Bakugou fought the smirk that was creeping onto his face. You put your arm on his shoulder. "All the cool kids are doing it." He chuckled and blushed. "Ah! There he is!" You cheered. You clinked your shot glasses together and took the shots. You picked up your drink and tugged on his sleeve. "Come on." "What?" Bakugou gave you an apprehensive look which made you chuckle. "Don't worry, I just want to talk to you for a minute. I promise I won't punch you." He smirked. "Alright fine."
You led him over to the edge of the roof that was devoid of people. You both leaned up against the railing and looked out overlooked the city. You took a deep breath and opened your mouth to speak. "I'm sorry (Y/N)." You looked at him in shock. He looked back at you, not with his normal scowl, but with genuine guilt and remorse. It was jarring, to say the least. "I was an asshole. I had my head up my own ass when I told him all those things about us." "Holy shit. Is this the real Katsuki? Apologizing?" "I was just so...angry and....jealous." You sighed heavily. "Why though? Katsuki, you're the one that ended things between us." You said softly. You weren't mad, you just wanted to get to the bottom of things. Bakugou pinched the bridge of his nose then threw back his drink. "Because I..." he gulped and then looked you in the eye. "I care about you (Y/N)." "Like 'I hope you don't die' care or like 'have my babies' care?" You were defaulting to humor because you did not know how to handle this. " 'I wish I was him' care..." He said quietly. You took a deep breath and threw your own drink back. "Fuck dude. Is that why you called it off?" He nodded. You were both silent for a moment.
"I also realize you were right." You quirked your eyebrow at him. "At the party. You said if I actually cared about you I would let you be happy. You were right. That's why I swallowed my stupid fucking pride and told mind fuck the truth." "Thank you. For doing that." He huffed and looked away. You put your hand on his cheek and turned him to look at you. He was clearly angry with himself and if you knew Katsuki, he was beating himself up worse than anyone else ever could. "Seriously Katsuki. Thank you." You traced his cheekbone with your thumb. He closed his eyes and unclenched his jaw slightly relaxing. You always managed to calm him down.
"That's why I wanted to talk to you. I wanted to tell you that I forgive you and to thank you for coming clean to Hitoshi. I know that wasn't something that was easy for you and it means a lot." He nodded and mumbled a "you're welcome" as he was melting into your hand. He allowed himself to savor the feeling of being close with you again before placing his own hand over yours and slowly pulled it away from his face and held it gently. "So do you want me to stay away from you two now?" He asked as he gently ran his thumb back and forth on your knuckles. You chuckled. "No. I actually wanted to see if we could still be friends." Bakugou looked up at you surprised. "If you want to that is! I know it may be awkward, but I mean..." you trailed off knowing he would get what you were saying.
He nodded over to Hitoshi who was chatting away with Kirishima and Kaminari. "What does he say about all this? Is he going to punch me again?" You chuckled. "Don't worry about Hitoshi. We talked about it and he's cool with it." Bakugou scoffed. "I don't buy it." "Katsuki, he knows you're important to me." Bakugou's expression softened. "I mean, come on. We've known each other for a long time, we partnered for almost 2 years, yeah we fucked a lot, but you also saved my ass in battle more times than I can count and vice versa."
He furrowed his brows. "Hey! You never had to save me! I-." You placed your finger over his mouth. "The Fujita bust." He was quiet before huffing. "Okay...one time." You cracked up laughing. Seeing you laugh made him smile and chuckle a bit. He realized he was still holding your hand and sighed before he let go. "So we're cool?" He asked. "One more thing." Bakugou rolled his eyes and groaned. "God woman, you fucking talk a lot." "Shut up. You love it. And I know what's going through your head and I can't let it keep up." He quirked his eyebrow. He both hated and loved how you instinctively knew what was going on in his head. It was great in battle and theoretically great in a relationship if he didn't pussy out. "I don't regret what happened between us." "Really?" He asked quietly. He felt like a weight lifted off of him. "Yeah. I mean I had fun, didn't you?" He smirked as he looked you up and down. "A lot of fun babe." You laughed and punched his shoulder. "Honestly Katsuki, I think you were what I needed at the time. You were, and are, a great friend and you were a great lay." Bakugou got cocky. "Better than mind fuck?" You laughed and shook your head. "Sorry babe. You were amazing don't get me wrong, but he does this thing with his tongue and fingers that just makes me-" Bakugo laughed and shoved you gently. "Shut the fuck up I don't wanna hear that." "Well then you shouldn't have asked." You both laughed and smiled at each other. "So are we good now?" You asked. "Yeah. We're good." You gave each other a hug and held each other for a moment before letting go.
"Your ass looks great in those pants by the way." He said into your ear.
"Aaaannnd there he is. If you keep that shit up, Hitoshi and I will take turns punching you."
"Bakugou chuckled. "That's fair. But just let me know if he is ever up for sharing because I could make that work." "Ooooh yeah, I uh-yeah no, that'll never happen."
You and Bakugou rejoined the group and you assured Hitoshi that everything went fine and would fill him in on the details once you got home. The party went on, a bunch of sweet speeches were made and people started to trickle out. You told Midoriya and Ochako to tell everyone who was invited to the Bachelor/Bachelorette party to stay behind for a special announcement.
The Bachelor party consisted of Midoriya, Hitoshi, Iida, Kirishima, Sero, Kaminari, and Bakugou.
The Bachelorette party consisted of Ochako, you, Mina, Tsu, Yaoyorozu, and Jirou.
Hagakure and Ojiro couldn't make it since they would be on their honeymoon during that time.
You clinked your glass to get everyone's attention as you kicked your heels off and climbed onto a chair so everyone could see you. Everyone laughed at your struggle.
"Alright, so everyone knows that I'm the maid of honor and Hitoshi here is the best man. Normally the Bachelor and Bachelorette parties are separate so the dudes can look at tits and the chicks can look at dicks and no one feels bad."
Everyone laughed and cheered.
"But we're all pretty comfortable with each other and the idea that Toshi and I came up with was too good so we're combining the parties."
Everyone murmured in confusion as Hitoshi and you smirked.
"I know what you're thinking: That won't be any fun. I won't be able to let loose. Bullshit! We'll have our own events, but we can party and celebrate and tear up the town."
You paused and took a sip of your drink. "And that town.......is VEGAAAAASSSS!!!"
Everyone erupted with cheers and "Hell yeahs" and fist pumped.
"We're taking all you bitches to an all expenses paid 5-day vacation to Las Vegas and we're going to have an awesome time."
Everyone spent the next few minutes cheering and thanking you and Hitoshi for such an awesome trip. You then split off into two groups, the guys and the gals so you could go over travel info and your separate events. As you walked by the guy's table to join the girls Midoriya stopped you.
"Umm Kubo, what are you girls going to be doing?" He asked nervously. All the guys looked at you curiously including Hitoshi. You hadn't revealed to each other the separate events. You smiled sweetly. "Oh yeah, just a bunch of spa days and a yoga retreat where we can talk about our changing bodies."
"Oh wow, okay that sounds nice." Midoriya looked relieved whereas the rest of the guys, fully aware of your mischievous tendencies, looked confused.
You laughed evilly and gave Midoriya a devious smile before smacking him over the head. "No Midoriya! I'm going to take her out to party at clubs, I got her pole dancing classes, you're welcome by the way, then I'm taking her to Thunder from Down Under to get a bunch of giant Australian dicks shoved in her face."
Midoriya went white as a ghost while the rest of the guys were wheezing with laughter. You put your hand on Midoriya's shoulder and smiled. "I'm going to ruin her Midoriya."
Hitoshi realized something and immediately stopped laughing. "Wait, you're taking her to the Thunder from Down Under so that means you're also going to also have giant Australian dicks shoved in your face."
You gave Hitoshi a sweet and innocent look. "Yesssssss."
"(Y/N)!" Hitoshi said in a "what the fuck" tone.
You turned around quickly and ran to join the girls. "SORRY SWEETIE! LOVE YOUUUUU!"
The guys were now laughing at Hitoshi who eventually started laughing too and shook his head.
"God she's a spitfire isn't she?" Kirishima chuckled as he slapped Hitoshi on the back.
Hitoshi smiled as he watched you from across the room. "Yup. I wouldn't have her any other way."
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taylorharrysversion · 6 years
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Girlsies hcs i can think of and worked on at 11-12 AM last night
fun fact before we start: Kathrine (Joesph’s daughter) actually died in 1884. Who knew?
Kathrine Pulitzer
Lesbian
Her favorite show is The End of the Fxxxing World
“I’m so gay for alyssa like wtf?”
“We know kath”
She and Spot are saltmates
“Hey, madison? Who sings that song?”
“Bruno Mars”
“Please let him sing it”
Legit when he’s doing hw
“Kath, stfu. I’m trying to think”
“Yeah i know i can see steam”
After Spot finally gets a bf
“Gross”
“I mean at least i can get someone but yeah, me too”
“ BL OCK ED”
Jack and Kathrine have dated before
She was confused
He was helping
Chaotic Good™
She fucking loves her siblings and they all accept her
“What a lovely day to be-”
“Gay”
All six of them say it at once
Her mom’s chill with it
Dad not so much
He doesn’t shame her
But he isn’t gonna try and force her to be straight cause honey he knows she’s deep into the gay hell hole
She wears buns constantly
Also when she doesn’t wear makeup she looks like a goddess
“Wow you should stop wearing makeup more often. I may actually go straight for once”
“Fuck off spot”
Whenever she and sarah finally get together
“well my saltmate and my best friend are together who would’ve figured.”
“Spot leave my lesbian ass alone you gay irish boy”
Cuddles
Kathrine is very loveable and anyone who says otherwise gets beat by the guys
Doesn’t matter how they get beaten
Just know these boys cherish their girls to death
Even if they’ve known them for an hour
“Wow ily to death tf”
Specs and Kathrine and the bestest friends ever okay
They have a treat yo self day
Whether it’s small or big
They will legit have a blast
Specs came out to her as pan after watching Deadpool
“Wow can you believe me a Deadpool have something in common?”
“What?”
“Being pan”
When she figured out she was the first person he came out to she felt amazing
She went home and told her mom everything about it
Her mom was pumped up for her daughter
Specs and Kathrine went to homecoming as friends together and left with their own dates
Specs and romeo
Kathrine and some chick named caitlin
Kathlin didn’t last too long
Turns out caitlin was moving
Theyre still great friends
ANYWAY
Specs told her about his crush on romeo
“He’s just so sweet and funny and ughhhhhhhh”
“I feel ya babe”
Then at homecoming they hooked up
Still together to this day
Kath loves their relationship
She calls them goals
Then in eleventh she got with Sarah
Theyre actually the oldest of the group
Her favorite artist is Dua Lipa
Why?
She’s a queen
Why else?
Shes in debate team
Also the school news
She wishes they had a newspaper but they wanted to be more “Advanced”
Also she knows whether she’ll win an arguement
She can just tell by the way the other person holds themselves
If she knows she lost she’ll nod her head respectfully and go on
She doesn’t let that get to her though
Her favorite subject is ela
Only really big musical she likes is DEH she hates the others
“Why watch some musical of the Heathers when there’s the original movie right here?”
Sarah Jacobs
Her fave subject is math
“Why are gays supposed to hate math?”
She and spot are besties
“I wish stars were out in the day too”
“You’re doing a lousy job as a lesbian if you don’t know girls already exist”
“Are you sure you’re gay?”
These two dated
It was because spot was confused
“Well this was fun, but i like guys more you’re the best love youuuuu”
She also dated jack
“Isn’t that awkward? Dating one brother then six months later go out with the other?”
“No”
“Jack you dumb fuck, haven’t you learned she has no shame don’t question my lesbian best friend and her logic”
She’s not too sure what she’s into honestly
Like holy shit guys are caring and their hands feel great
But like,,, girls are amazing
Spot just calls her a lesbo as a joke
Her fave youtuber is Macdoesit
“We worship queens in this household”
The jacobs’ already knew their first two kids were gay
They don’t care how any turn out as long as they finish school and live happy, healthy lives
They don’t have the time of day to tell them they’ll “go to hell” for being in love with whoever they want since they should be happy
That’s all that matters
“Hey mom, dad, i think i’m bi”
“Cool when you gonna bring a boy or girl over so we can meet them?”
Also after Sarah and Jack broke up Jack started dating Davey after dating another dude after Sarah (it was like two years later)
“isNt tHAt AwkWARd?? dAtiNg ONe sIBlinG tHEn Two YEars lATer Go oUT wITh tHe oTHer????”
“shUT UUUP”
Sarah knows the whole Bee Movie
She also has a shirt of the script
Doesn’t actually like musicals
“They just aren’t for me”
Prefers movies
True Neutral™
don’t get me wrong though
she worships Rent
“I thought you didn’t like musicals”
“leave me alone, Mimi’s coming”
allergic to animal fur actually
so she went all kim possible
“I have a hairless mole-rat”
“WHAT THE FUCK”
“Be nice to Rufus”
Chowder is her childhood
so is kim possible tbh
Smalls 
She’s Medda’s only daughter
Everyone will fight for this kid
She’s actually younger than everyone else
She’s tough for an eighth grader
“YOU WANNA GO”
“Smalls calm tf down”
Favorite color is mint green
“It’s just so pleasing to the eye”
“So are boys”
“Race i didn’t ask for your commentary”
She wants to be in band but like,,, she only wants to play drums
Not the other percussion instruments
“Who wants to play those other lame instruments when there’s the drums?”
“Actually-”
“I DONT CARE DAVEY”
She listens very well actually
Also she remembers too many small details
“No one knows my middle name”
“It’s Aaron, what you talking about????”
She’s smart mouthed Delanceys’ a lot
They don’t do shit cause 1. That’s a kid and 2. That’s a girl
Their parents taught them better
Her favorite movie is shrek
“soMEBODY-”
“Smalls, please, it’s four. I need sl e ep”
Chaotic Neutral™
She’s attacked someone with a broom before
It was Jack
He jump scared her while she was sweeping the kitchen
Spot couldn’t breathe while medda and crutchie laughed along and checked if he was okay
Smalls laugh is a snort
“Who sounds like a pig?”
“Don’t call my sister a pig tf dude”
She’s not allowed to be around coffee
It doesn’t do anything really
She’ll throw the cup with the coffee still in to attack people if she’s angry enough though
I said she was chaotic neutral but i’m making her ass sound evil
She shares a room with crutchie
They have bunk beds
She’s top bunk
She hates that bunk but she understands why he’s bottom
She’s actually the youngest Medda ever adopted
When she adopted jack he was 15
Crutchie: 13
Spot: 16
Smalls: 10
She’s 13 now
She goes to her family for different things
Stories: Medda
Nightmare: Jack
Can’t sleep: Spot
Just wants cuddles: Crutchie
Theres different reasons behind these
For Medda she tells her stories about her exprience in theatre and Smalls finds them really nice since Medda’s voice is really soothing and she ususally falls asleep listening to her voice
When she was freaked out over a horror movie he wrapped his arms around her and hugged her close and well she found it really nice, eventually falling asleep since it was warm there and she was freezing and she relaxed a lot too
When she first moved in she couldn’t sleep that night and went downstairs to get water and then Spot came down cause he couldn’t sleep either (it was 3 am) and he helped her reach a glass and he just let her crash with him for the night (she fell asleep quick)
When Smalls felt sick one night she went down and cuddled with Crutchie since she couldn’t sleep and she ended up falling asleep quickly like that
When her brothers friends spend the night she always tries to avoid the mess
But fails
One of her brothers will always drag her in
OKAY BUT WHEN HER BROTHERS GO OFF TO COLLEGE SHE IS SO HAPPY FOR THEM
When she goes off to college she goes to NYU for nursing
she’s confused too
“Okay so... guys are cute but like wow girls are too”
“We finally have someone attracted to girls”
“Mama’s a lesbian what are you talking about?”
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drafee · 6 years
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The signs as Charlie Kelly screaming
Aries: SHUT UUUP!!! SHUT UP!! Oh my god I don’t care
Taurus: I eat stickers all the time dude!!!!
Gemini: *throws Dennis In front of car* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Cancer: ROCK FLAG AND EAAAGLE!!!
Leo: thiS ISN’T OVER UNTIL I SAY IT’S OVER!!!!
Virgo: Caaaaarol!!! CAAAAROL!!!!!!!
Libra:  FINE I’ll do the dishes!! You’re just gonna make me do them anyway!!
Scorpio: GO FUCK YOURSEEEELVEES!! *spits* ooooooooOOOoooh
Sagittarius:  YES I’M GONNA MEET YOU DOWN THERE LATER!!!
Capricorn: It’s not gonna happen if I’m not playing the GODDAMN GAME!!
Aquarius: WILDCARD BITCHES!! YEEE HAAAW!!
Pisces: Oh I’m sorry, ooh I FORGOT TO PUT A TAPE IN!!!!! I FORGOT TO PUT A TAPE IN!!!!!
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