#dude on the left is me listening to this :’)

[puppyeared]

you seem like the. kind of person who I'd run into during a rock concert while I'm trying to find bathroom and notably you are dressed kind of oddly for the concert (see: divorced dad outfit. hawaiian shirt. jorts. chunky sandles. giant sun hat.) and so I ask you "hello, do you know where I can find the bathroom?" and you go "yeah sure!!" and you point me the complete opposite direction from the bathroom. not on purpose, but because you also have no idea where the bathroom is. I thank you and go on my way, both of us oblivious to the fact we are currently very much not at a rock concert. it's an idie band that just screams really loud. sorry if that's specific you just give me giant 'perpetual tourist that isn't really a tourist and has never left their home city but just seems like a tourist anyways' energy

naw thats a pretty reasonable impression id say

#thank you for this i can very clearly see all of this happening whehghfdg #ive actually never been to a concert of any kind before!! id love to go see cavetown in person cuz hes the only one i actually consistently #listen to. but the dude only has his tours either in europe or the states orz #BUT if you did ask me where you could find a certain type of fish in the aquarium i could almost definitely get it right #only cause ive been to the aquarium enough times to memorize the galleries but forgetful enough to be surprised every single time #“yeah sure!!” is also a SPOT ON RESPONSE. not a “its that way” or “head there and turn left”. yeah sure is more on point than u could know #one time i was at the beach ogling these tiny fish and some guy asked me hows the water and i said theres tiny fish here!! #which did not answer his question and was so far off and its happened so many times that i think ive accepted it #ask #answered #yapping #doodles #puppysona #i also know deep in my soul i would dress oddly for a concert because 1) almost all the clothes in my closet are at least 8 years old #and 2) im very picky and wear for comfort rather than something i could actually use for certain outings. like a concert #i literally have a sweater that says baddie in fancy font and i only bought it because its REALLY FUNNY and it was like $12

[aceofspades-sml]

*stands on soapbox*

actually Alexander Hamilton was a son of Hermes and that's why they look alike now. you are welcome.

#source : dude trust me #I mean... you know... there are similarities if you squint #left to fend for himself at a very young age ? bit of a ladies man ? #tendency to stick his nose where it doesn't belong and get in trouble with powerful people ? #will boast about it because he can get away with anything ? #listen I just know LMM would support this okay ? okay #I woke up in cold sweat and had this vision so I am right #not newsies #hamilton #pjo spoilers #lin manuel miranda #hermes

[innytoes]

let's throw a curve ball (is that the right metaphor? I know nothing) 21 and/or 16 for the Caleb/WD* au

*Willie's Dad ;P

How do I even explain this AU? Well, Yeo wrote in some fic or tags something about Caleb being Willie's stepdad and it spiraled from there.

Today had been awesome. He had spent the morning skating around town, landing some sick tricks, and then he and Alex had a date. They'd gone to a cute little cafe and a music store and gotten ice cream together and talked and talked and kissed for hours.

So yeah, Willie had an excellent day.

Until he came home and found his dad making out with his dance teacher in the kitchen. Like, full on making out, with tongues and teeth and rucked up shirts and in the kitchen where Willie made his sandwiches.

"What the fuck?" he blurted out, because seriously, what the fuck?

"Willie!" Dad said, and gross, his lips are all shiny and his face is all flushed. "Okay, so, I can explain..."

"IN THE KITCHEN?" Willie shouted instead, because well. He knew his dad wasn't straight. And had recently started dating again. Though could he have found anyone else to date besides his dance teacher? "With my dance teacher? Really dad? You couldn't just go on the apps like a normal person?"

"Well actually," Caleb started, and Willie decided he really didn't want to hear the rest of that story. And Caleb wasn't his teacher here, so Willie didn't have to listen to him. So he covered his ears and shouted 'ew ew ew' all the way to his room.

He hid under the covers, trying to wrap his head around this. He pulled Lancelot close, burying his face in the plush dragon's soft stomach.

He'd told dad he was fine with him dating. And he was. But why did it have to be his teacher? What if they broke up and Willie had to switch dance schools? Or worse, what if they stayed together and Willie still had to switch because of bias or something? Those classes were cut-throat sometimes, and he could see the dance moms out for blood if Willie got a part they wanted their kid to have and they found out Caleb was dating Willie's dad.

Because it wasn't like he disliked Caleb, or anything. Sure, he was a little extra sometimes, but that's part of what made class fun. And he never got weird about gender stuff, all parts were cast based only on talent. The dress code was lax, and the rules weren't so stifling they made dancing un-fun, unlike some of the other studios Willie had tried.

Also Caleb was just really cool and accepting. And funny, in a snarky way. And he never let anyone get away with any kind of bullying. And when Willie was having trouble with a certain part of the routine, he let Willie stay after class and worked with him on it.

So okay, maybe Willie understood those were all things that could be nice for a boyfriend to have. Alex was also cool, and funny, and kind, and principled. But still... the kitchen. Where they ate.

There was a knock on the door, and Willie grumbled out a 'whaaat'. Because he wasn't actually mad at his dad or anything.

"I brought you Oreos as a peace offering," his dad said, sticking his head through the door.

Willie sat up, pouting. "You may enter," he allowed, making grabby hands. He had no idea where Dad had hid those from him, because usually Oreos didn't last in this house.

Dad sat on the bed with him, forking over the goods. "I'm sorry I didn't tell you about Caleb sooner," he said, as soon as Willie's face was stuffed with cookies so he couldn't talk back. His dad was a wily one. "We really wanted to make sure we had something before we told you."

"Do you?" Willie asked.

The way his dad's face turned shy and happy at the same time said everything Willie needed to know. "I think so. I really like him, Willie."

"Uh yeah, I could tell," Willie said, because while he was happy for his dad, he did Not Want To See That. The shy smile turned into an embarrassed grimace. "Two rules. One: no matter what happens, you won't make me switch dance classes, and Caleb won't be weird about it."

"I promise," Dad said, holding out his pinkie. Willie hooked his pinkie around it, and they shook on it. "What about the second rule?"

"No sex in the kitchen!" Willie said. "Or any of the shared living spaces! No sex on the couch, or in the garden, or on the stair case, or wherever else you two want to get nasty."

His dad sighed, but held his pinkie out again. Only when he promised that did Willie deign to share his Oreos.

#julie and the phantoms #willie throckmorton #fanfic #willie's dadxcaleb #I wrote a thing #listen they already knew each other and probably flirted a bit #and then they saw each other on grindr and welllll #caleb 100% does not change a single thing about how he treats Willie in dance class #so much so that everyone thinks Willie's stepdad is just some other dude named Caleb #not their dance teacher #Caleb thinks this is absolutely hilarious and will 100% talk about WD's OTHER MAN #queue Willie being like: SORRY I'M LATE CALEB MY STEP DAD WAS SUPPOSED TO DRIVE ME BUT HE LEFT WITHOUT ME #Caleb's like: what a horrible man just leaving you like that (you were 15 minutes late you little shit)

[casualhedonists]

DATING IS SO HARD WTF

#vent to follow in the tags lmao #like. what???? #people!!! chill the fuck out!! #i had some dude unmatch with me bc i didn’t respond to him YESTERDAY #and like it’s not that big of a deal we’d only just matched but like?? patience is a fucking virtue?? and i have a life? #he was all like come back :((( then two minutes later he was like ok sorry for bothering you bye and then LEFT #like. fine if you do that but the message?? what?? #anyway it came at a bad time bc. a bitch is already in crisis rn #cause i kinda feel like my irl friends hate me for some reason and i already feel bad that i’ve been so busy i’ve not been able to #talk to them that much #and i was supposed to go on a trip with my friend but that’s been postponed (not her fault or mine) #and my car still won’t start. we tried to jump it today and it didn’t do anything #anyway i’m like rapid cycling through major emotions and it’s like mimi chill the fuck out #and listening to way too much phoebe bridgers i know the end #also i’m in crisis bc i’ve made up with like. my oldest friend who used to have a crush on me and when i told him i preferred girls he like #stopped talking to me for a while #that was years ago and now we’re slowly becoming friends again but i feel so much guilt over it for no reason #and i get into avoidant episodes as a coping mechanism and like. i feel like im going into one atp #okay okay vent over im okay lmaoo #sorry folks hope your days going better than mine <3 #｡･:*˚:✧｡ mimi speaks!

[peachypinkygloss]

.

#I can't. #this is- #wtf literally #idk why im telling y'all this dont listen to my cries lmfaooo #how am I supposed to react #when the dude... that had a crush on me #made his everyday goal to win my heart (kinda worked ngl) #who left for 6 months to suddenly come back this summer #became the centre of my world once again #is now in a couple with a guy #mind you he didn't tell me #I just figured it out. #its so much more complicated but god. coming from him? im fucking baffled #thats such a weird feeling #just remembering the things he was telling me not even 2 months ago #I never had a stronger connection with a guy ever in my life before. #i literally dont wanna see him ever again :D

[fionnaskyborn]

THE IPOD IS WORKING

I REPEAT

THE IPOD

IS WORKING

#OKAY CONTEXT A FEW MONTHS AGO I BOUGHT AN IPOD CLASSIC‚ THE A1238 MODEL FROM 2007 TO BE EXACT #ON THE FLEA MARKET FOR THREE EUROS #THIS BAD BABY IS CAPABLE OF STORING EIGHTY GIGS OF MUSIC ON IT #TROUBLE IS‚ I WAS IN TOO MUCH SHIT TO GO LOOKING FOR A CABLE I COULD ATTEMPT TO CHARGE IT WITH #(the people at the flea market in my hometown are usually very honest about whether or not a piece of tech is working but i'll always have #my doubts until i see for myself) #TODAY I FINALLY MANAGED TO BRING MYSELF TO GO TO MY FAVORITE TECH STORE AND AFTER SOME DIGGING THEY ACTUALLY FOUND A 30-PIN CABLE #(it took them a while because the younger of the two dudes who were in the shift didn't exactly know what he was looking for. he brought a #package to the older guy and he said ''that's a samsung cable.'' in his defense‚ that cable and the actual 30-pin are incredibly similar in #shape so i don't blame him lmao‚ it was an honest mistake) #and i plugged that bad boy in tonight and NOT ONLY IS IT GIVING SIGNS OF LIFE (CHARGING)‚ IT SENT ME RIGHT TO THE MENU SCREEN AS SOON AS IT #GOT TO A CERTAIN PERCENTAGE!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #NOW I FINALLY HAVE THE MOTIVATION TO GO THROUGH MY ENTIRE YOUTUBE DOC AND EXTRACT EVERY SINGLE SONG I'VE LISTENED TO IN THE PAST THREE YEAR #(that's as far as they date the watch history logs‚ sadly - they start deleting them after some point so everything before late 2020 is los #to time‚ but fortunately enough there is PLENTY left!) #CAN I GET A HELLLLLL YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY #logs #I AM IMMEASURABLY HAPPY ABOUT THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[yume-fanfare]

can't wait for the alkaloid solos also

#ohhhh they're going to go So hard how am i supposed to wait til dec 20 #thats so far away. #can you tell im listening to the alkaloid discography rn #crazy bcs every song is making me go ''wait no actually my fav alkaloid song is this one'' #i shouldve gone for feather touch airaaaa <-is already pulling on his birthday #aira please be nice 2 me can i get at least one 5* #either is fine because theyre both an upgrade to my branco team #please aira #mar's midnight rambles #last time on the branco banner i got kogas fs1 and just left him at lvl 1 for 6 months until i found the card again im sorry dude #atp im like. half a step away from being alkaloidp they Are on my top 5 easily i think

[mramur]

backstory for my twins oc (una and ame)

#mur.oc #mur.doodles #my doodles #oc #yeah so una knows that their father left. but ame forgot abt the dude. #also i listened to crane wives: never love an anchor for this comic #I am selfish I am broken I am cruel. I am all the things they might have said to you. Do you ever think of me and my two hands? #And wonder why they never soothed your fevers? And wonder why they never tied your shoes? And wonder why they never held you gently? #And wonder why they never had the chance to lose you~

[ineffablefool]

This connection is supposed to be symmetrical.

#ineffablefool original post #not good omens #it's been like this for over a day now and customer support has no ETAs no explanation #although if you keep escalating up their chain then you'll keep getting completely different mutually contradictory details! #pretty cool how they're one of exactly two options for broadband in this very much not rural area #and the other option is the one where we tried to switch to them once but their installer guy was 100% incompetent #and responded to our saying 'do not go in this one room' by going 'nah it's fine' and strolling on in there anyway #(he left the room eventually but it was definitely not until he was good and ready) #(imagine letting a service person into your house and then they decide to wander around in an off-limits room for a couple minutes #while you are standing there insisting firmly that they Do Not #it is *so awkward* #and what do you do like?? call the cops??? dude will just leave the room before they show up and then you look like a weirdo) #he also promised to not knock an access hole in a specific area of wall but then when he got outside he just went ahead and did it anyway #and just left it there for us to find when we went outside after he'd gone #i seldom hope people get fired but gosh i hope that at some point he got fired #ANYWAY i guess what i'm saying is that i would like a pretty angel to give me hot chocolate + listen to my woes + miracle them all better #but who doesn't amirite?

[danceintheskies]

GRANT IS GAY BIG WIN FOR THE "GAYMERS WHO DON'T DO ANYTHING" CROWD

#im listening through dndads. no spoilers #my posts #i like him a lot. he's my favourite kid so far #ron and terry's reunion made me teary though... #i will say im surprised the pace is going this fast we're on the last kid and theres like what. 50 episodes left? #in this campaign anyway #but yeah anyways he's great. i love that his type is just 'dudes with eyepatches permanently fused to skateboards'. i hope they don't #kill him and eat his skin. #I've decided to become 5% more normal and spend my hours on bus rides listening to podcasts instead of staring aimlessly at nothing #it's fun. im glad i wear a mask on public transit because it'd be weird if people saw me grinning for no reason on the bus gjdgdkfbdjfs #but yeah that's what ive been up to mainly. between shifts and classes and decomposing #decomposing mostly.

[moregraceful]

kinda eating drywall abt the karlsson trade but it is what it is

i consider it a win in that i didn't lose nick cicek in the trade honestly, which probably says intensely worrisome things about my priorities in the sharks org AND my perception of nick cicek's trade value but. yeah no we got fleeced not only by pittsburgh's most eligible president of hockey ops slash gm AND kent hughes, which is an ego blow on unforeseen and sloppy levels. like my mom could sell me to kyle dubas and i'd be like fine, whatever, but mike grier is a whole ass nhl gm. he should have protective charms in place against that man so i gotta ask. i gotta ask. mikey you good. you good babe??? you need some electrolytes???

congrats to sid crosby for adding another boytoy to his dman harem tho. personally cannot wait to see what happens when karly (mean cat), tanger (evil cat), and gravy (anxious greyhound) get in the same locker room. the sparks...they're flyin

#or gravy ends up in wilkes-barre. i'll kill you gmkd don't test me #back for a hot second to check one (1) thing for a challenge but i could not resist explaining my passions (gay defensemen) #maybe there's a god above...all i ever learned from love...was how to write ryan graves in various situations getting stressed out #have i ever written ryan graves smut? i can't remember. huge L if i haven't. someone inform me if i have. i don't remember at all #this tumblr break is going great. i started and finished a fic for time begins that needs psychological spiritual and emotional help #''you know what this baseball fic needs? a trans grandmother who is witch-coded'' boy no it doesn't!!!!! #if i were smart i'd lean into urban fantasy and just go nuts. blake sabol the magic is within YOU #alas the grandmother is simply from sonoma (at first she was from bolinas and then i was like i CANNOT validate those maniacs) #still packing but i'm so stressed bc i have one episode of tunnel talk left and i'm like what do i do if i run out of episodes untll sat #my sister told me to listen to the audiobook of gideon the ninth and i'm like dude i don't know if i'm smart enough for that #i bring a real ''checking books out on libby and not listening or reading to them'' that libraries paying for ebooks and eaudiobooks #per use on a proprietary license do not enjoy #so i'm holding off on gideon for now. i checked out the night tiger while i wait for time war to come round again we'll see if i listen #what am i talking about. i rediscovered spotify's tropical house playlist and that's all i fucken listen to now #on some secret level i am on a sunny beach far away from here getting [redacted] by [redacted] while [redacted] #it's so interesting how it took me a half hour to respond to this and yet i gave anon none of the commiseration they wanted or needed #cage replies #anon

[eldritchmochi]

this straight boy is telegraphing his interest in me so hard imma have to break out the walking skirts and big hats istg

#mochi rambles #shakes him listen i know im a guy #but consider #i am also a girl #or at least just to the left of a girl #someone told me i didnt have to choose after all and i now i refuse to its chill dude u can be straight #mochi you useless lesbian

[deus-ex-mona]

when you can never forget… _(:3 」∠)_

#mad cringe 3am rant incoming pls stand by— #…so i found my enstars screenshots from 2018 and i don’t even remember half of them happening h e l p #there’s stuff like spamming for repayment fes event nazuna niichan till i had 0 dia left… #…and making ship birthday board things for the 2019 birthday events. i made leokasa and subahokke ones s o bs #and i think i saw a makoizu ss from the librarian event? the outfit + blushing seaweed head sure looks like it’s from that event #(tfw you’re the only one shipping this problematic ship lmao) #also speaking of enstars hi are there any other hokke recasting rejectors out there👀👀👀 #hokke’s current va has been voicing him for much longer than his previous va ever did and i *still* can’t get used to his ‘new’ voice lmao #i remember benching his 5☆ so fast the moment i heard his ‘new’ voice post-recasting. sad times. initial hokke was my first 5☆ too… #but the most cringe memory i have of enstars is… downloading it thinking it was a haikyuu game bc subaru lowkey looks like hinata. #in my defence i couldn’t read japanese back then ok. i was so confused when they told me to pick an idol unit bc ‘where my volleyboys at???’ #i really should’ve realised something was up when i saw hokke (or as i thought he was back then: haru from the swimming anime) appear smh #it took me like 2 months to get through the tutorial bc i was so confused. 0/10 experience; should’ve quit enstars on the first uninstall #but lmao i still have the og enstars app unupdated on my old phone. it still has the dumb 4th anni thing on the icon. time flies… #and well if you read this for some reason or other… go listen to ‘crush of judgement’ or ‘sei shounen yuugi’👀 they’re the best songs (imo) #also nazuna niichan is the bestest boy and prettiest boy and the cutest boy and have you seen his frozen ice card it’s so cute and aaaaaaa— #also now that that’s done can i talk about my 3.5 year long love live phase— #ok i think i got enough cringe out of my system for now. #tune in in a few hours for (maybe) more cringe tag blubbering about shin jidai this time (provided my dvd comes in today dhl p l s—) #it is suiyoubi my dudes #inedible blubbering

[theres-a-bea]

I know the script and storyline was mf awful but Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins was 100% Andrew Koji's pretty bitch era argue with the wall

#andrew koji #snake eyes: g.i. joe origins #storm shadow #tommy arashikage #tomisaburo arashikage #listen yuichi kimura was his depressed dilf era #and ah sahm was his hot dude with farmer's market beard era #but this movie did not do him dirty in terms of looks because all of his outfits slayed #they had him walking around in embroidered silk and double breasted suits #running through the woods in a suit and tie? pretty bitch behaviour #that garden scene where he presents morning light to Snake? Pretty bitch energy. #THE THIRD TRIAL SCENE WHERE HE LITERALLY DIDN'T HAVE A LINE? #PRETTY. BITCH. ENERGY. #he was there to do nothing but stand and look pretty and he did a hell of a great job #don't even get me started on the white leather coat in the shinjuku scene because that shit was #*chef's kiss* #he was kicking bitches left and right and looked good while doing it

[a-heart-of-kyber]

If you dislike Peter Bishop for being manipulated/sa'd and not always being great to his formerly abusive 'father' you may want to reevaluate your stance on the matter 😅.

#walter canonically experimented on him you guys bffr #peter bishop #fringe #and again fauxlivia? he did not cheat he was assaulted thanks #dude literally tried to exit stage left as a kid because of being severely gaslit by his 'parents' wtf 🤣 #i just picture people being like #but peter...is a guy...how dare he #...do things #listen i too dislike a lot of irl men #but when a ficitional guy has valid reasons that we're shown and told that Explain things #and he's reacting in ways that are perfectly reasonable and frankly not as nearly as bad as i would #i find them to be like...compelling characters #honestly it's wild that walter and olivia are written in ways that allow them to express their emotions of their trauma #and peter...mostly gets to just be severely sarcastic #like...he forgave walter almost immediately for KIDNAPPING HIM #why they never really delved into how peter must've felt knowing that this action was the reason everything is falling to bits is beyond me

[khlur]

it was my soon to be flatmate's bday today and she invited me to join her n her friends for lunch and cocktails. and i had absinthe for the first time. and i was wedged in between a really lovely gal that i had fun convos with and a hot guy who let me sip both his drinks.

#u ever see someone and ur like 'ok the tropes are tropes-ing' #this dude was literally a fanfic love interest LMFAO #nice cologne. white t-shirt and nice jeans. leather jacket. rolls his own cigs. long-ish slicked back hair. floral tattoo sleeve. #this dude knocked back an absinthe old fashioned and a bourbon based cocktail #the fun gal to my left didn't know anything abt cocktails so he took his time explaining spirits to her in a way that wasn't condescending #rly made me feel at ease in a group of people i was completely unfamiliar with too #AND we listen to the same fucking deathcore bands LMAO