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Boom (M). Part 1.

Preview: “Here it is, high end hybrid shop in the heart of Gangnam. A couple of us should go check it out, get an idea of price and stuff.”

“I’ll go, I am the most well versed in hybrids. You idiots will end up picking the first one that flirts with you.” Renjun skims Jaemin’s phone, nodding to himself.

“Make sure you steer clear of bunnies. I’ve watched a few videos.. they’re hot but insatiable all the time. Heats are insane.”

Renjun waves him off, familiar with bunny hybrids sex drive. He knew better than to purchase one, at least he thought so.

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Pairing: 00’line x female bunny hybrid reader

Word Count: 6k+

Genre: hybrid AU, PWP, idolverse, M/F, smut- and I really mean smut, series, tags added per part

a/n: don’t like it, don’t read bitch

“Look at this shit” Haechan groans holding up his phone. Bright screen displaying a huge headline with bolded letters.

NCT DREAM HAECHAN IDOL GIRLFRIEND REVEAL?

“I can’t fucking exists. Following another group on vlive constitutes as dating now. This is bullshit, I haven’t gotten laid in weeks. All of a sudden I have a girlfriend now?” Haechan pockets his phone. Forehead tapping against the window in frustration. “Sometimes I fucking hate it here.”

“It sucks I know.. don’t stress too much about it. Let SM deal with the backlash and internet trolls. We have too much going on right now. I haven’t fucked anyone in over two months.” Renjun adjusts on the window ledge near Haechan. Softly mumbling reassuring words to his friend.

“We’re all in a pussy drought then huh?” Jaemin speaks up, seated on the living room couch. Lowering the television volume, facing his friends. “You know.. I’ve been really into hybrid porn recently..”

“Not this again.” Renjun throws hands in the air, head shaking in disbelief. “Hybrids are not the sex objects society makes them out to be you know! They’re people like us!”

“Wait, hold on now.” Haechan turns around, hand lifting imploring Jaemin to continue. “You have my attention. Tell me more about this hybrid porn.”

Jaemin’s smile grows, standing up approaching the two. “It gets crazy dude.. they fuck like animals.”

He stops, pondering his choice of words. Brows furrowed together, fingers snapping- “I guess.. they are technically part animal..”

“Hybrids are part human! My family had a cat hybrid when I was younger. He was very helpful around the house!” Renjun pipes in. Considering himself a bit of a hybrid activist after years of living so close to one. “They’re just like us ok.”

“Last I checked, I don’t have a tail.” Haechan mutters, reaching behind his back. “Wish I did, they look so cute walking around swishing those things.”

“Tell a panther hybrid that their tail’s cute next time you come across one. I’m dying to know how cute you’ll think they look after.” Renjun’s eyes roll. Finding himself too heated whenever the topic of hybrids arises.

“Whatever, ignore him. He doesn’t understand there is a difference between domesticated house hybrids and..partner hybrids. They know their purpose is to..” Jaemin’s fingers lift motioning air quotes. “Assist their owners.. you know, sexual acts and mimic an intimate relationship.”

“Sexual acts?” Haechan’s interest returns, brow lifting. “and how do I get one of these things for myself?”

“Don’t call them things!!” Renjun slaps his shoulder. “You don’t! They’re very expensive. Especially the ones trained to be submissive and pleasing to their owners. The fee alone to purchase one is beyond your bank account. Plus you have to house them, feed them, provide everything for them! If you just want to get off, order a fucking flesh-light.”

“We could.. split the cost. All Jeno and I do is complain about how horny we are dude. His hands starting to look a little too good if you know what I mean.” Jaemin cringes. Recalling the nightly banter shared with his roommate. Jeno is the one who suggested they look up hybrid porn after practice one night. Sat across from each other jerking off as the images of a cat hybrid in heat played across the computer screen.

“Hell yea I know what you mean. Johnny’s always sneaking out, coming back home reeking like fresh pussy. Meanwhile, I’m on live trying to connect with my fans, getting my ass ripped in half over nothing.” Haechan scoffs, arms folding across his chest.

“If we split the cost four ways.. we could probably afford to maintain a hybrid..” Renjun whispers, chewing his lip. Interests piquing after thinking it over.

“Exactly. Hear me out.. a cat hybrid, I’m not opposed to a dog hybrid. Jeno had to have been one in a past life or something. If they’re as cute as him I’m down to own one.” Jaemin smiles giddily, goosebumps erupting over his arms. “Own one. That sounds so fucking hot already.”

“If we do this, we have to be responsible guys. Owning a hybrid is no joke.” Renjun’s tone grows serious. Hand on hips to emphasize his words.

“I got this email the other day. Probably a targeted ad because of my recent search history. Incognito browsing is so useless.” Jaemin whips out his phone, tapping open his inbox. “Here it is, high-end hybrid shop in the heart of Gangnam. A couple of us should go check it out, to get an idea of price and stuff.”

“I’ll go, I am the most well versed in hybrids. You idiots will end up picking the first one that flirts with you.” Renjun skims Jaemin’s phone, nodding to himself.

“Make sure you steer clear of bunnies though. I’ve watched a few videos.. they’re hot but insatiable all the time. Heats are insane.”

Renjun waves him off, familiar with bunny hybrid's sex drive. He knew better than to purchase one, at least he thought so.

“Sounds good to me. We get a hybrid, she can stay here with you guys. Sleep in my bed since I’m hardly ever here overnight.” Haechan adds, a smile appearing. “We all can get laid without getting caught. Boom, everyones happy.”

Renjun mutters under his breath scheduling a reminder in his calendar. Needing time to set up an appointment at the shop, a driver to pick them up. Notes added in to wear a hat, something that will cover his hair. A mask hiding half of his face would do the rest to conceal his identity. “That’s not how it works.”

“Man, wait until Jeno hears about this. He’s way too fucking horny lately, caught him fucking his pillow in his sleep the other night.” Jaemin tuts, mostly speaking to Haechan. Renjun returning to seat on the window ledge ignoring the repartee they fall into.

“Bet you loved that.” Haechan’s brows waggle, pinching both of Jaemin’s nipples. Easily found through his thin white t-shirt. The last thing Renjun hears before shouts and laughs explode throughout the room as they run in circles.

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“Fine, you can come. On your best behavior Jeno!” Renjun sighs, pulling on a coat. Ready to head out to the 10am appointment at the shop, simply titled: high-end luxury hybrids. Fair enough, based on the phone consultation and ball parked prices luxury was an understatement.

Jeno jumps up and down, excited like a puppy. Jaemin was right, there had to be some hybrid DNA circulating his cells somewhere in there. Renjun smiles, asking for a hand, smoothing his palm down the back of Jeno’s head- “good boy.”

“I’m so excited dude! Jaemin’s been showing me soo many kitten hybrid videos! It’s kind of weird…” Jeno mumbles, pulling on his mask. Stepping out to the hallway alongside Renjun. Lucky to have an elevator leading them straight to an underground garage where a car with tinted windows awaits them. “..cause it’s so hot…the way they prrr when they..”

“Enough!” Renjun groans settling in the backseat of the car. Jeno at his side, eyes shifting around like a scolded puppy. “You two need to chill on that hybrid porn. Porn is not reality okay? Once we commit to owning one, you have to get serious here. She’s going to need attention and love. Probably a lot of coddling, it’s…..kind of going to be like we’re dad’s after this.”

Jeno’s eyes widen like a deer caught in headlights. Internal monologue screaming- I’m not ready to be a father!….but he said dad…..like daddy? Train of thought completely lost to the image of a hybrid on all fours, tail wagging, licking up his calve. Whispering sweetly ‘daddy’.

“God Jeno, that is not what I meant.” Renjun reads the stupid look taking over his face. Interrupting the daytime fantasy. Car pulling out into the city allowing light to pass through windows.

“Whatever..” Jeno focuses his attention on the tall business buildings outside. Subtly adjusting his lower half, communicating to the brain beneath his dick to calm down. This was all Jaemin’s fault, unaware hybrids turned him on this much before.

The ride was mostly silent, Renjun tapping away at his phone. Adding to a list of things he was already planning to buy for whatever hybrid ended up coming home with them today. Determined to have a successful outcome. Smiling, adding cute outfits to a cart filled with accessories, stockings, frilly socks. Jeno tsks over his shoulder, head shaking.- “You’re acting more like we’re buying a doll than a hybrid.”

“Hybrids need special clothes, for their tails you know. Can’t just stuff them into our human bottoms. It’s not comfortable.” The boys step out of the car, tightening their jackets heading inside a building shining even from inside out. Marbled floors sparkle beneath their boots, refreshments available at a table set against the wall. Walking in felt like a dent in their wallet already.

“We have an appointment to meet your female hybrids.” A very sharped dressed male canine hybrid sat behind the counter taps his glasses down. Eyeing the two men in front of him, sliding a leather binder over with two pointed fingers.

“Fill this out.” Standing up, the hybrid slaps a thick booklet on Jeno’s chest. “Read through that, we have extensive rules. You don’t look like one to follow them.”

Jeno’s eyes shrink, glaring, mouth ready to go off. Renjun dragging him away, politely smiling. “We’ll make sure to read thoroughly! Thank you so much, sir.”

The two men seat at a fancy stone table, refined paintings of hybrids decorating the walls. Jeno mumbling about how he could’ve taken that stupid dog. Renjun immediately begins filling out contact information, medical history, income, occupations. Swiping through notes on his phone with all of this saved, well prepared after consulting with an employee yesterday. Jeno skims through the thick booklet, stopping at a section titled ‘Hybrid Heats/Ruts’.

‘Female hybrid heats cycle, vary from every month to every two. If you are choosing to establish sexual relations with your hybrid, be mindful that they need a lot of attention. Hybrid heats may be physically demanding, at times owners consider seeking assistance through other hybrids. For more information to set your hybrid up on heat suppressants set up an appointment with your hybrid primary care.’

Jeno’s eyes blink slowly- ‘physically demanding?…but there’s four of us..how bad can it get? Four dicks? One hole? We’ll be fine…’

“Alright Jeno” Renjun returns, schmoozing with the snooty canine hybrid as he typed in their given information. Learning he enjoyed Dream’s Reload comeback and was looking forward to their newest release. “We can head inside now. Make sure you keep your distance. Sometimes letting them sniff you first helps. You have cats… you know how they can be. Don’t…don’t” Renjun’s shoulders drop, snatching the booklet from his friend. “Don’t be yourself. Follow my lead.

The dog hybrid punches in a code, doors accessing them to a long hallway. Glass panel windows lined up and down both sides.

“On each door, you will find background information for all of our hybrid’s. Breed, age, origin, weight, health concerns, special care, new..used, how far they have been trained.” The hybrids eyes sparkle with amusement. “Price. If you have any questions, please make sure to take notes for the end of your tour to discuss with a consultant. I’ll leave you, gentlemen, to begin.”

Stepping away with a courteous nod, Renjun and Jeno head inside. A feline hybrid the first they see through the large glass window displaying the room nearest the entrance. She smiles at them, tail fluffing up excitedly with two handsome young men watching her.

Renjun waves, picking up the clipboard with information- “Twenty-six, returned by owner for running away constantly. Highly disobedient, conniving, requires special delivery meals to avoid gut pain.”

“I love her..” Jeno presses against the window. Nose print left on the glass, alluring feline eyes locked on his.

“She sounds like a hassle.. we can’t risk a hybrid that likes to run away in our line of work.. We need to be as inconspicuous as possible..” Renjun makes a note on his phone, Jeno liked her- but this was only the beginning. He’d end up liking every single one it seemed.

An hour of reading and watching, even entering a few rooms later had Jeno pouting. “Man, that tiger hybrid was so mean! Fucking bitch clawed me.”

“You touched her tail without permission. You deserved that lashing, be grateful you were close enough to the door to run for it before she could gouge one of your eyes.” Renjun scoffs. Slowing as they approach the next room. Jeno covering the small cut on his arm, overdramatic for such a minute reason.

“Oh… she’s a bunny..” Renjun’s eyes gloss over. There you sat on a white rug mixing with your fur. Enthralled in a small television screen airing the anime Beastars.

“Oh my God, she’s watching that bunny with boobs go down on Legosi..” Jeno lights up, peering inside. “She’s so cute! She looks so soft.”

“…but..a bunny hybrid..” his friend sighs, pulling the clipboard from your door. ‘Twenty-one, returned by owner for constant denial of sexual intercourse. Bunny has not experienced first heat yet, late bloomer. Suffers from anxiety, highly unsociable. Health is in great shape, the stamina of a pure hybrid bunny.’ Renjun’s eyes widen the more he reads, mumbling lowly. “She’s a return…holy shit she’s fucking expensive.”

“Fuck, does that mean she’s a virgin?! Dude, let’s go inside! I need to see her up close, look at that ass!” Jeno bounces, ready to shove the door open. Renjun pushing him away with a bit of force.

“We need to be careful alright? She’s not good with people. Let me go in first, don’t try to touch her.” Emphasizing his words with pokes into Jeno’s chest. Renjun turns the door handle slowly, your ears lifting. Large animated eyes peering over landing on his. The first glance at the two unfamiliar men has you backing away to the corner of your room. A room mostly sparse, spare a few personal items. Unable to provide for yourself, owned by the hybrid store.

Renjun see’s your eyes flash red hues between the iris. Evident fear and stress spiking when the two of them step foot in your room. His hands lift up, showing you a soft gentle gaze and smile. Cheeks lifting charmingly, lips pursing together to not bare teeth. Noting in the back of his mind many hybrid’s still consider a display of teeth as a threat.

“Hello….we are touring this facility today. Is it okay with you if we come in?” One of his hands reaches back to the man with a full smile behind him. Small aligned teeth showed off, leading to eyes disappearing behind folds of skin. It was..cute really, excitement wafting from his energy. Pressing your knees closer to your chest with arms circled around your calves, you slowly nod. Reddening eyes the only part left visible on your face.

Renjun releases a breath, taking timid steps forward. Eyeing around, a small bed with enough space for one against the wall, a white furry rug, TV on a miniature table. Some items of clothes hung on another wall. Considering the least disrespectful options, he moves down on his knees. Sitting cross legged near the rug you were on before. Tugging Jeno down to do the same next to him. Hopeful you will feel less like prey if they bring themselves down to your level.

“Hey, bunny…I’m Renjun..” with an embarrassing voice crack, his throat clears. Surprising himself with how much he wants to impress you. What was that Jaemin said about bunny hybrids again…? “This is Jeno, we’re here looking for a domesticated hybrid to..take home.”

“Oh man, she’s soo cute. She looks like that one emoji with the eyes.” Jeno pipes in, squirming near Renjun. Fingers itching to reach out and touch you, the sting from the claw mark left behind on his forearm pulsating lightly reminding him exactly why he’s not allowed to do that. Too many depraved thoughts from the muscle between his legs taking over. Renjun waves a hand to quiet him, reaching his other in your direction. He knew his idiot members would end up going home with the first hybrid to wink at one of them.

“Can I come closer to you bunny?” His questions innocent enough, wrist turned over allowing you access to a prominent scent gland. He was doing everything correctly. Didn’t barge in, presented himself more as prey than a hunter. The highly primal energy next to him the complete opposite, sliding by only on a charming smile that reaches deep into his eyes. Both of them seemed harmless enough, not able to compare to much. Your last owner sending his assistant to purchase you, the first introduction only in his bed. The memory still haunts you, heightening skepticism whenever shoppers come through.

Taking your time to shift onto your knees, you approach his held out wrist. Eyes shut, the aroma from the man’s scent gland filling your senses. A calm coat of warmth covering you with each inhale. Nose mindlessly brushing over the soft skin, causing noisy gulps from both men across from you. Ashamed of how much time you’ve allowed yourself to digest this man, your chin ducks in. Sitting yourself cross legged, eyes lifting to meet his glazed over ones. The other at his side holds his hand out eagerly, earning a smack to his palm from the former.

“Don’t worry about Jeno bunny.. he’s naive when it comes to hybrid’s still.” Renjun explains. Right.. Renjun, a sweet name to match a nice? man. “..but we’d love to learn more about you.”

The two share a look of concern. Right, don’t fucking bring home a bunny hybrid… but.. silently they agree, Jaemin and Haechan were going to be obsessed with you.

“We live with a few other guys..” Jeno hesitates to speak, eyes darting to a poster for one of the only popular hybrid girl groups that's ever existed. “You like kpop possibly? We..”

He points to himself and Renjun before continuing- “We’re in a group! We have been since we were kids. We don’t get much free time.. it would be really.. cool to have you around the dorm. Jaemin and Haechan are just like us!”

Renjun’s brows lift surprised, aware Jeno’s doing his best to impress as well. Mentally scoffing- he’s nothing near as terrible as the rest of them. “Does that sound..what do you think about that bunny? We’re all about the same age give or take some months. Our schedules are crazy, we decided all together owning a hybrid would be beneficial for all of us. I promise we’ll do our best to take care of you.”

Jeno’s head bobs in agreement, a shining smile returning. Hope sparkling in his delighted stare. Both of their bodies responding in different ways. Renjun preparing for his heart to take a left hook if you don’t accept. Not that you had a choice in a place like this. Money was the only rule. Choosing to ignore the ‘no bunny rule’ was one thing, purchasing a hybrid with zero connection another. Jeno subtly taking you in, cock beating against his thigh. If hybrid’s had crazy stamina…a bunny hybrid had to be on another level. Endless possibilities and your first heat hadn’t even hit yet.

Shyly nodding, you whisper ‘okay’, too shocked they even asked. Reassuring words convincing enough for you, a chance to leave the hybrid shop again..and this time hopefully never return.

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“She’s one of our most expensive hybrid’s. $1.5 million on the market, a return at that. Bunny hybrid huh..” the owner smiles, setting up the payment. Going through your history, breaking down the reasons behind your high cost. One big reason, the only actual explantation. “You boys are young I suppose. I recommend looking into those heat suppressants. She’s a late bloomer, I imagine once the fever kicks in she’ll be absolutely ferocious.”

Jeno nearly drools, patting the back of his hand against his bottom lip. Renjun tapping away at the group chat exploding with angry messages.

Jaemin: WE AGREED TO NO MORE THAN ONE MILLION! AND NO FUCKING BUNNIES! You shitheads.

Haechan: Send a fucking pic! Come on dude, she better be top notch pussy for that much.

Renjun: She’s a virgin.

Jaemin: Say no more. Sounds great. Can’t wait to meet her.

Haechan: Aren’t bunnies super horny?? She’s a horny virgin??? Send a pic!!

Jeno: *attaches photo*

Haechan: holy fucking shit

Jaemin: Oh she’s worth double that.

Renjun shuts his phone, signing the dotted line. A handshake finalizing the purchase. They’d be taking you home today, his cheeks ached from smiling so hard. Clasping a high-five with Jeno, the front desk hybrid from earlier leading them back to your room. You folded over on a medium size suitcase, butt wiggling struggling to zip up all of your belongings. The two men inhale simultaneously, a pair of hands slapping on their shoulders.

“You idols are crazy getting yourself a bunny. We’ll have the rest of her stuff delivered later.” With a cocky laugh, the dog hybrid waves them off. Leaving you with your new owners, Renjun snapping fingers at Jeno to grab your luggage with pieces of fabric bulged out.

Note to self: teach bunny how to pack properly.

“The car should be waiting for us.” His hand extends out for you. Jeno groaning rolling your heavy bag out of the room. With one last look around the same walls you’d grown accustomed to, you lay your palm ontop of his. Inviting hold embracing you, something about it felt right..

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The car ride home was easy, opting to sit at Renjun’s side. Holding yourself back until Jeno moved in further, not quite ready to get too close to him yet. His presence seemed harmless, a predator lingered behind his eyes no less. Renjun played with your hair, softly stroking strands behind your ears. Whipping out his phone to show you music videos of this kpop group they were in. Their talent impressing you into amazement. How did you end up heading home with such good looking successful young owners? Had your wishes finally decided to come true? Were the days of biting old rich married CEOs looking for a hole to fuck because their wives won’t put out anymore finally over?

Jeno sat frustrated, arms tightly squeezed over his chest. Scary muscles bursting out from under the sleeves of his shirt. Renjun seemed soft, nurturing, interested in you. Jeno seemed hard, rough, interested in something you have between your thighs. With two more new owners left to meet, it was hard to jump straight into his arms. The dynamic could go very wrong, while attachment to Renjun grew faster. Hybrid’s typically only had one owner, latching on to them only. The loyalty of a hybrid could be hindering, unable to hate your owner even if they were a piece of shit.

“We’re here” Renjun smiles. Opening the car door for you, leading you to an elevator. Jeno releasing sounds of annoyance behind you both, wheels rolling along with him loudly. Arm extended dragging your bag into the lift. “We get a lot of..curious fans, you could describe them as. It’s safest for us to stay in a building with twenty-four-hour security for the sake of our privacy. It’s very safe here.”

The dorm astonishes you, expecting something similar to one of the many ridiculous mansions your previous owner would show off. Often leaving you alone with maids and butlers for days on end while he traveled around for work. Reluctant to bring you anywhere after countless failed attempts at getting laid. The dorm was small, too small for how many men actually lived here. Main room past the entrance very simple, it felt homey. Something you resonated with, familiar and comforting. Renjun assisted you in removing your coat, hanging it up near his.

“Ah, I’ll be right back..” he dances in place, shy smirk bopping his head in the direction of the bathroom. “Nature calls.”

Without much thought other than release! He scurries off into a door down the hall. Your hand drags across a wall moving into the living room. Photos of the men as young boys in frames, their friendship clearly strong. Nothing you could relate to, real relationships lost to you. Most of your life spent alone, the only friends you barely had being hybrid doctors prodding at you.

“You like it?” Jeno’s voice startles you. Spinning too fast on your toes losing your balance. His arms scoop around your waist swiftly, eyes widened. Sleeves rolled up, strong bare forearms cover your back. “I’m sorry! I thought you knew I was still here.”

Your hands grip his biceps, fingers curiously squeezing. Hard muscles jump under your palms, thick neck in front of your face serving as temptation. Jeno was.. dangerous, stirring up a new commotion in your stomach. An unfamiliar feeling boiling at the bottom of your gut, settling warmth between your thighs. Large hands drape your sides, his fingers digging into you curiously as well.

Your touches an innocent intrigue, Jeno’s one full of degenerate thoughts. Looking up, a shiver runs down your spine connecting eyes with him. Hungry gaze telling you everything he wants without words.

Jeno’s broad frame moves closer, yours stepping back with every step he takes in. Back meeting the corner of a wall, his arms lifted trapping you in place. Cowering deeper in, Jeno’s breath tickles at your chin. Lips less than an inch away from yours, fear overpowering the sense of excitement coursing through your chest. The mixture of fear and exhilarated hot sparks surging up and down all too much. Your hand lifts, tips of fingers skirting over his mouth. Teeth clenched, shoving off the wall with force pushing Jeno away.

“No!” Panic sets in, triggering memories of times when you had to kick and scream, fight off, refusing to let your previous owner come near you. It wasn’t Jeno’s fault, not really. The scent excreting from your glands new for you, spinning fearful anxious ideas in your head. Heart beating in places it never had before..

“Jeno!” Renjun charges in, hands gripping onto the larger. “What did you do to her!”

“I didn’t do anything!” Jeno whimpers, he actually whimpers. Hunching in, stepping away apologetically. His mouth opening and closing at a loss for words. A storm cloud of guilt for.. what he’s not quite sure of yet filling his head. Renjun slowly approaches you, hands featherlight on your shoulders. Brows twisted showing concern, worry.

“It’s okay bunny…he didn’t mean to scare you baby.” Renjun’s soft tone drapes over you like a blanket of calm. Shooting Jeno a glare over his shoulder when your face buries in his chest. The other quietly nodding, backing away further down the hall to his room. Feet stumbling over each other, first day owning a hybrid- already fucking up. Typical, Jeno groans sinking face first into his bed. Renjun was right, he needed to take this serious. They all did.

“Shhh shhh, I got you..” Renjun soothes hands up and down your trembling figure. Pulling you into his lap, tightly pressed together. Repeating to himself to focus on how your breathing slows down and not how hot your center was getting his stomach. “Nothing to he scared of, I’ll never let anything happen to you bunny. Jeno won’t either okay? He has to learn is all. This is new for us.. do you forgive him?”

“…yes..” your voice breaks, face rubbed raw ruining Renjun’s shirt. The time on his watch a reminder that Jaemin would be home soon, Haechan popping in too. Both jumping with joy to meet their luxury purchase. It didn’t feel right, four owners..was a lot to experience in one day. Two was enough clearly, making the executive decision- Renjun stands you up straight.

“How about a nice bubble bath and a nap? Then I’ll order you something to eat. Does that sound good baby?” His welcoming smile returns. Soft hands massaging over your arms until your racing heart steadies at a normal pace.

“I would.. really like that..” timidly whispering, wrapped up in Renjun’s arms he leads you toward a room down the hall, his room.

Drawing you a bath seemed easy enough, adding lavender essential oils to help relax you further. Renjun didn’t consider you’d ask him to stay in the bathroom with you. Great will power or not, watching you strip down to nothing and toe at the hot bubbly water wasn’t something he was strong enough to resist. Shoving his lower half against the tub when you begged a little too cutely for him to scrub your back. No way in hell could Jaemin and Haechan get near you today. Slow and steady would be best, ease you into this new lifestyle.

Watching you snuggle up in his bed was excruciating. Dick thrumming against his thigh, gnawing at his bottom lip when your eyes shut. Relaxed face burying in his pillow inhaling, subtly marking your scent to mix in with your new owners.. one of them.

“I’ll be right back..” his hand stayed mid-air, fingers aching to fluff your tail. Nose scrunching, dipping out of his bedroom. Jaemin and Haechan sit up on the couch when Renjun enters the living room.

“Dude, where’s my bunny?!” Haechan shrieks, arms flailing. Jaemin agreeing, tapping at his wrist watch.

“Asleep.” Hands raise, a knowing look to lower their voices. The two on the couch ready to yell about how much money they’ve spent. “Today was a lot for her, blame Jeno.”

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“Two fucking weeks man. Two weeks and all I have is a $100,000 dent in my pocket and a calloused fucking hand.” Haechan whines, palm on display in Jaemin’s face. The other man slapping him away in disgusts.

“Dude you’re fucking nasty. How are you seriously raging horny all the damn time? Maybe you’re the bunny hybrid.” Jaemin glowers, sneaking a peek at your body twisting on the couch.

Haechan sighs dreamily- “I fucking wish man.”

Beaming with hands arms folded up by his chest, he does a spin. Butt wiggling in Jaemin’s face, pausing as he shifts to move down to his knee’s.

“Don’t bunnies walk on all fours?” Haechan’s head tilts to the side watching your fluffed tail wiggle around. Teeth gnawing his lip the longer you struggle reaching for the remote on the floor. Ass up in the air as you hang halfway off the armrest, shorts bunching up between your thighs.

“She’s a hybrid, you idiot. They’re part human, that’s why she walks like us.” Jaemin digs his elbow into Haechan’s side. Sighing loudly when you finally manage to flick the remote close enough to pick up. Sugary pop music entering his ears as you change the channel. “So cute how her nose twitches like that when she’s happy..”

“Someone sounds sprung already.” Haechan responds showing off a knowing grin.

“Maybe if Renjun would let me touch her already..” Jaemin groans deep in his throat. Adjusting his length with no discretion, you didn’t really understand what he was doing anyway.

“Fuck his rules dude… it’s been over two weeks. She likes us enough already. What’s the point of owning an expensive hybrid if we can’t have fun with her? I thought you said bunnies have a high sex drive?” Haechan’s teeth click irritated. Growing tired of watching you strut around in the cutest skimpiest outfits. Catching himself half asleep in the shower after dance practice mindlessly tugging at his cock. Images of your flustered face repeating in his mind. The way you pull away trying to hide when he gives you goodnight hugs, tickling the white fluff on your backside. Haechan always makes it a point to give you a timely kiss on the forehead. Lips dragging up to your fluffy ear whispering goodnight.

“They do… and she does. Renjun likes to think I haven’t seen him charging for the bathroom at 7 in the morning trying to hide his dick. I know what he’s doing in the shower for over an hour. I read in the owner manual that bunnies tend to dream about sex. Maybe she talks in her sleep or moans. I’ve been bugging him about it but he says it’s none of my business.” Jaemin agrees, rolling his eyes. It’s becoming frustrating, you somehow always barge into the bathroom when he’s showering. Smiling at him through clouded glass like it’s not a big deal. Squeezing out toothpaste, leaning against the sink with white foamy thick liquid smearing your lips. Taking your sweet time, as if you’re counting and making sure every tooth gets brushed. The image stirring too many thoughts in his mind, subconscious screaming at him to bend you over.

“It’s all Jeno’s fault. He freaked her out when he tried to kiss her that first day.” Haechan scoffs. Fingers on his hips burying into the fabric of his jeans. Renjun of course made it a big deal, scolding Jeno until he ran to his room. Tail tucked between his legs- metaphorically.

“Ah, don’t be so mean. You know Jeno can’t control himself around cute things. He still sleeps with a plushie. Besides he’s backed off and given her space ever since he felt really bad!” Jaemin implores. Glancing back to you now spread out on the couch, catching him off guard. Your shirt riding up high as you stretch out, toes pointed endearingly. Mounds of your breasts becoming more visible atop your ribs the longer you yawn, reaching out far above your head. “You’re just lucky you only have to suffer through this when you come over. She leaves that damn strawberry body wash scent everywhere. Says it’s too hot in the dorms compared to that cement building they had her at before. Hates wearing the dresses Renjun keeps buying her. Most of the time she’s walking around bare ass in my old t-shirts…. You have no clue how hard it’s been. Literally.” Jaemin finishes with a serious look at Haechan. It being his cock screaming against his stomach most days where he traps it with the waistband of his sweats. One of the rules Renjun reminds them of daily- ‘don’t scare the bunny with your boner.’

“I haven’t gotten laid in weeks with all the crazy schedules we’ve been having..” Haechan’s mouth moves side to side contemplating. Watching you all too adorably follow along with the choreography of whatever Twice song was blasting from the tv. “Renjun’s.. busy today anyway isn’t he? Said something about going out with Yangyang.. this is our chance dude. She’s here.. I’m here.. unfortunately you’re here too. Not really how I imagined it initially but..”

“We can’t fuck her. You’re stupid.” Jaemin crosses his arms, standing up straight for added intimidation effect. “Did you even read the manual?”

“No, but oh my god, I watched this hybrid hentai the other night. They were bunny and kitten hybrids dressed up in maid costumes. Fuck it was sooo!!..” Haechan grunts, biting the knuckles along his curled up fist.

Jaemin’s face twists up in disgusts. Hand instinctively reaching out, slapping Haechan out of his cartoon fantasy. “Hentai isn’t going to teach you shit about taking care of a real hybrid. Read the damn manual. God no wonder Renjun laid down rules. She’d probably hate us by now if not for him.”

“Jaemin, she’s not going to even want us to touch her if we don’t start doing something soon. She’ll think we just bought her like some type of house pet.” Jaemin’s eyes stay rolled up. Staring at the popcorn ceiling above. Haechan had a point, the more domesticated this relationship between hybrid and owner became, the less chance for any sexual one. Thinking it over for a minute, partially with his dick, Jaemin relaxes. Shoulders shrugging in agreement.

“You have a point there… so what should we do?”

Haechan’s mischievous eyes glint. How he manages to wrap everyone around his finger every time amazing even to himself. “It’s time our bunny learns about the birds and the bees. Well, in this case.. let’s show her how to jerk us off.”

“Haechan!” Jaemin’s mouth gapes in shock. Dragged by his elbow to the couch where you lay all too innocently lewd. The visual alone making Haechan’s dick twitch hungrily.

“Hey bunny..” he crouches, eye level to you. Sweet smile hiding the true reason behind his warm greeting. Your face heats up, Haechan leaning all too close in. Always awakening something deep in your gut. Making you tingle uneasily, similar to when Jeno had you cornered. Your lips tighten instead of responding. Jaemin moving to the opposite end where your feet rest, fingers tickling across your soles.

“Look at those cute little paws begging to be kissed” Jaemin lifts your legs. Lips pouting preciously with temptation, sitting beside your laid out figure. Letting your limbs rest across his lap. “What are you up to bun?”

“Watching tv..” you shyly mumble, teeth nibbling the side of your thumb. Jaemin’s hands leaving feather light strokes along your bared thighs. Haechan’s fingers softly tracing over your abdomen.

“Bunny.. you’ve never done anything with a human before right?” his cheeks glow while asking the question. Finger circling slowly around your belly button. “Like, sexually?”

Your head shakes ‘no’ in response. Jaemin’s hands parting your thighs open. Squeezing over the tender flesh between your legs. Biting his lip the more focused he becomes. His question follows with a rougher squeeze- “Do you want to learn how to?”

Haechan looks you in the eye, tongue tracing across his lips leaving behind a glossy sheen. Neck leaning away, leaving a wet kiss on your waist. The itch inside of you intensifies, both of their eyes on your face, waiting.

“I want to learn..”

Part 2–>

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giuknumberonebassist · 2 years

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WAYV as supernatural creatures

i can’t be stopped and after this i will disappear again LOL the hiatus will most likely live anyways~

i like halloween so now we’re here ig, read a nct dream halloween series that made me cry at midnight because it was so scary and then i wanted to join in so—

Qian Kun

🐻 a werewolf, i don’t take criticisms

🐻 probably an alpha lets be honest and his ragtag group of random creatures is his family </3 he hates being their dad like 😩😩

🐻 can be kind of scary and really overprotective because!! no one hurts his family or his person!!

🐻 is the size of a small horse (not a pony although yangyang says kun looks like a pony and kun gets so mad), and he’s this dark brown colour:’) he’s so soft you kinda just wanna run your fingers through his fur at all times

🐻 so you do, and giant wolf boy falls asleep in your lap</3 (give kun a nap pls sm)

🐻 at the full moon he’s as far from you as possible, he can’t risk hurting you :(

Ten Lee

🐱 y’all know he’s gotta be a demon cat like y’all-

🐱 it’s confusing i know let me explain, he’s actually a demon who takes the form of a cat to torment people who takes him in

🐱 but he can’t torment you ;-; you gave him special food you bought specifically for him, and you even got him a lil bed like no he loves you he’s your protector now

🐱 other demons (especially yangyang but he only pranks you) target you for pranks or to harm you but ten is having NONE of that thank you very much

🐱 is a lil tan kitty with black marks on his forehead like leon i’m sad </3

🐱 he can’t bring himself to reveal who he actually is yet but you find out randomly because you came home early and your cat turned into a human in front of you :o

WinWin

🐥 a vampire, and like he’s the type of vampire who is hyper aware of everything and super sarcastic about how long his life has been

🐥 isn’t a fan of blood, would rather eat regular human food but he’s kinda got no choice and it annoys him

🐥 he was at a party he didn’t want to be at when he saw you and his mind was occupied from then on like you really live rent free in this vampire’s head

🐥 dude likes to show up and scare people who are mean to you with his fangs

🐥 safe to say that creepy guy on the street? does not approach you anymore

🐥 he doesn’t tell you about being a vampire until kinda late and you’re like ‘okay??’

🐥 he’s confused but it’s fine he’s glad you’re okay with it cause he doesn’t want to lose you at all 🥺

Wong Lucas

🐶 a shapeshifter, doesn’t have a particular form he takes and it’s often just something that interests him

🐶 doesn’t like to be scary creatures but if someone is being mean to you please look away he’s now a very large predator

🐶 he only wants you to see him as cute so-

🐶 tbh a softie in human form and a softie in animal form

🐶 he knows he’s good looking and intimidating though so he uses that to his advantage :p

🐶 he’s very overprotective and likes to curl up around you when he’s in animal form<33

Xiaojun

🐉 a siren, because i’m sorry his voice??? beautiful *chefs kiss*

🐉 he almost drowned you and then he saw you and was like ‘never mind!!!’

🐉 he doesn’t like to sing for you at all, but that makes you sad cause you heard his voice once and labskajs you’re in love (aren’t we all??)

🐉 he does occasionally when you beg!!! but stops when it gets dangerous cause cant have his person in danger!!

🐉 big softie but won’t stop singing for others when you aren’t around cause he’s still a siren and others have to hear him :o

🐉 is slightly more aggressive as a siren, especially towards people that hurt you :3

Wong Hendery

🐴 a ghost, but like a new ghost so he’s cool still!! at least he thinks anyway

🐴 he doesn’t talk about how he died and nobody pushes it

🐴 he just likes you a whole lot and likes playing video games with you, he thinks it’s cool to have a gaming buddy<//3

🐴 he’s also a good listener when you’re struggling with life, and he definitely does not recommend death it is not his favourite

🐴 is happy to be by your side and make you laugh that’s enough for him<//3

🐴 he doesn’t like being scary at all it’s his least favourite thing to do

🐴 where do i find a Hendery ???

Liu Yangyang

🐏 an imp, but he mostly likes annoying kun and ten :•

🐏 is busy annoying random people on the street one day when BAM you appear

🐏 he’s awestruck like,,, a being like you exists??? you’re so beautiful pls he’s dying inside

🐏 must get to know you at once!! but the only way he knows how to do that is with pranks:(

🐏 he finds out what ticks you off very fast and tries to do the opposite but ends up failing miserably because he does not know how to properly communicate

🐏 ends up promising ten not to prank him for ten years so that he can get tips on how to talk to you!!

🐏 he’s trying but he does have to take his pranking needs on someone and kun is having a REALLY bad week now

#wayv x reader #wayv #wayv imagines #qian kun #ten lee #winwin #wong lucas #xiaojun #hendery #liu yangyang #nct x reader #nct imagines

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doriook · 3 years

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ok so i have never written anything here but the sweet home netflix adaptation left me w sm pent up anger i need to rant

⚠️obviously spoilers from both the webtoon and series⚠️

i was actually pretty excited abt it bc it seemed promising and on the first ep i was so happy to see the characters again obv had some complaints abt jisu’s hair but i thought i was to make her look modern?? even though her original hairstyle is still popular and it had a meAning but n e ways also abt the lil kids names:// mr ahn not being a baldy jsjskskd but minor stuff the bastard easter egg was nice tho

idk a lot abt cgi but i liked it and getting more into the plot or aspects from the webtoon they literally got rid of maria from the sky like wtf i was like ok maybe it was hard to make a chibi look like jisu irl bUT AT LEAST TRY A CHARACTER OMG AND WITH THAT they got rid of how hyun and hyuk met online and just their entire friendship/dynamic, aLSO lets talk abt mr wook pyeon THEY DID HIM SO DIRTY OMG he was like a father to those kids he cared for them and protected them maybe not from the very start but he developed and netflix just took that and threw it out the window jfc.

At first i excused the fact that they skipped how the figured out the burning monsters and earphones thingy bc only ten eps and all that bUT THEY ADDED SUCH UNNECESSARY STUFF LIKE AN ENTIRE CHARACTER AND HER ARC i mean like no hate to yikyung but they didnt make her likeable??? and then the entire trip experience adventure that was getting dusik to the first floor was also skipped like wtf???? and jisu even had a surgery when she didn’t even trip in the webtoon and performed by hyuk nonetheless like my boi is smart but yea.

now more things netflix deleted, i think the way would have scored more points in my agenda if they had given hyun is original bastard tracksuit 😭😭😭😭 aLSO WTF WITH THE ENTIRE TIME SEQUENCE OF EVENTS??? i dont remember the word for it srry) like jayhyun didnt make like past 70 eps and he wasnt even around when they tried to go out also ithey didnt put the two crazy girls the one scared of everything but got developement and the crazy one w glasses that in the series got replaced for a quiet girl that dies kinda unnecessarily also w that when they tried to go out mr ahn didnt die this time and died in a super boring way not heroic saving hyun and with that they ruined how the gangsters join and their past with wook.

ALSO THEY WENT TO THE PARKING LOT SO EASY BREEZY WHEN A WHOLE HAN DUSIK DIED IN THE WEBTOON

and that firefighter gave a tour of the city without any monster encounters like tf?

onto the gangsters arc they only kept the rapist one bc even the half monster one wAS A GOOD PERSON IN THE WEBTOON from that moment on everything went even more downhill bc w this newbie killing the boss as a human hyun couldn’t “die” protecting his friends from it as a monster.

also what abt the ships???? like i shipped jisu x hyun sm but here the only time they were kinda together was like two seconds for the song like no ❤️ also the eun x hyuk sibling luv (bickering lol) and netflix included the narcissistic dude bUT NOT WHEN HE TURNED A MONSTER THAT ONLY WANTS COMPLIMENTS LIKE W. T. F. and our goddess yuri dies wHEN SHE ORIGINALLY SURVIVES also wtf with netflix’s ending like the had ONE job IT WAS LAID OUT TO THEM AND THEY DIDNT CARE UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and this firefighter left them to die bc they all dumb aF and hyun got captured like god ugh i hate netflix but i love the webtoon sm but idk if i want another season

LIKE WHAT DID IT COST U FOR IT TO END LIKE THIS

and now a few scenes that didn’t appear but def should have

like seriously they didnt put jisu trying to sacrifice herself and hyun saving her and then hugging to give her appendicitis???? 🙄✋🏼

i would like to say i started this webtoon like early 2019 and read it weekly since then until its finale and i dont remember everything and cant quite check bc the webtoon is in daily pass so if you have read thw webtoon and there is something i missed pls tell me and if u want talk abt it or the series or both dm me;) i have no friends;)

nonetheless i bawled my eyes out hyuns backstory

#sweet home netflix #sweet home webtoon #i hate u netflix #sweet home #hyun cha

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sukirichi · 3 years

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sukirichi’s 2.4k milestone event

weee another milestone and nooo i couldn’t wait for 2.5k because i’m so excited and happy, thank you so much! ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ including HAIKYUU this time around yeeeee! also i don’t have a restaurant aesthetic anymore, just kind of goofing around now! REQUESTS ARE OPEN.

before you request...

please read about my writings first! it will include the stuff i write and don’t write about. i’m more flexible in nsfw works, so if you really want to try for a kink, just send me in and if the idea is up to my liking, we’ll see how it goes!

please be patient and nice! if i don’t like the tone of your request or if you’re ‘demanding’ me, aka, “hey, write this for me, this concept...” your ask will immediately be deleted!

no requesting of the same idea to other writers please!

please keep in mind i don’t do too much canon-heavy plots, aka really specific canon events and how they lead up to one another. i don’t read the manga for both jjk and haikyuu ʕっ• ᴥ • ʔっ

I do not do headcanons anymore. I’m not good at them LMAO.

i feel a lot more laid back in my writings now, so i’ll only be taking requests that i want to write for! the accepted requests will be listed down below as i organize them

you may refer to my first milestone event if you want more ideas for AU requests! you no longer need to include the numbers/spices/ingredients format used in that. just send whatever idea you want ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. whichever idea i love the MOST will be turned into a series just because I want to try new things hehe!

— characters i can write anything for (nsfw & sfw)

: gojo satoru, fushiguro megumi, fushiguro toji, choso, ryoumen sukuna, nanami kento

: suna rintarou, kageyama tobio, tsukishima kei, miya twins, kita shinsuke, oikawa tooru, ushijima wakatoshi, bokuto koutarou, akaashi keiji, tetsuro kuroo

— characters i can only write sfw for

: itadori yuuji, inumaki toge, okkotsu yuuta

: kenma kozume

— characters i’m MOST eager to write simp for

: fushiguro megumi, choso, naoya zenin, ryoumen sukuna, gojo satoru

: suna rintarou, kageyama tobio, kita shinsuke, oikawa tooru, akaashi keiji

accepted requests: (only accepting the ones that interest me for now!)

favorites marked as ⭐

RYOUMEN SUKUNA: hello love!! i know it LITERALLY just came out but would you consider a pt 2 or a drabble for sweet lies? where megumi either catches her and sukuna or she genuinely starts moving on uasdfghj i'm convinced that megumi heard her fucking sukuna in the bathroom <3 anyways pls feel free to ignore me too

RYOUMEN SUKUNA: Ma’am , i beg of u ,,, spare husband! sukuna x wife! reader drabble. I just read your arranged marriage AU and lordddd i’m obsessed. How long did it take for him to take her virginity 😳? i’m so curious as to how that went down read here: black magic [02]

⭐⭐ RYOUMEN SUKUNA: Yooooo how about Rockstar Sukuna seducing his manager ehehehehe~

⭐ RYOUMEN SUKUNA: Ok but... pirate captain Sukuna 👀👀👀 I’m havin some Thots ngl 🥵🤤 I can’t decide whether reader should be the first mate and they’re a kickass Power Couple 💪😎or if she should be a stowaway who gets found out and has to pay for her passage with her body 😩😉

OKKOTSU YUTA: We both be weak for yuuta and toge😩 congrats 2.4k btw. so i'll request that for the event! poly!yuuta and toge. i see that you only write sfw for them so fluff. u can think of anything you want for it..and yes we simp for both of them i love them sm🤧

⭐ OKKOTSU YUTA: Hi saw that your request are open and congrats for the 2.4k !! 🎊 if possible can i please request yuuta having a girlfriend that's his childhood friend? (So like instead of rika it's y/n and she doesn't die) that loves to dote on him cause that boy needs some love. Thank you!! <3 | kiss me more

⭐ OKKOTSU YUTA: Hi can i request a scenario in which inumaki and okkotsu gets hit with a curse(?) That makes them a clone but the clone is a kid and seeing their gf taking care of the baby please thank youuu

INUMAKI TOGE: Toge's S/O being so sad that even when he says "smile" it doesn't work( also saw that in TikTok)

⭐ INUMAKI TOGE: Hi can i request a scenario in which inumaki and okkotsu gets hit with a curse(?) That makes them a clone but the clone is a kid and seeing their gf taking care of the baby please thank youuu

INUMAKI TOGE: We both be weak for yuuta and toge😩 congrats 2.4k btw. so i'll request that for the event! poly!yuuta and toge. i see that you only write sfw for them so fluff. u can think of anything you want for it..and yes we simp for both of them i love them sm🤧

⭐ INUMAKI TOGE: Hi! Congrats on 2.4k!!🤩 For the event, may I request an au where reader is Yuuta's sister? Can be gn/fem reader anything is fine. And they fall in love with Toge? Fluff fluff fluff please🥺Maybe they meet one day when she went to visit the school? Or she's a new sorcerer. Aahhhh I can't think of anything so I'll leave it up to your wonderful mind😌 Thank you! And again congrats! | crush

INUMAKI TOGE: SUKI OMG SIREN AU WITH TOGE AND DEAF READERHis voice hypnotizes all who hear it but she’s unaffected and he’s shook lmao 😂 She teaches him human sign language so they can communicate 🥺 maybe when he realizes he likes her he brings her seashells and other shiny things from the sea floor and it’s so cute 🥰 just 🥺🥺 siren Toge 🥺🥺🥺 (DEBATING)

GOJO SATORU: Hello dear Suki! 🤗 congrats on your more than deserved milestone 👏🏼🥳 I know it’s not the restaurant aesthetic anymore but still, thank you for being a Michelin-star chef spoiling the fandom with your food 🤤👀 I’d love to request the following: ingredient 66 with sugar 8 & 9 and Gojou as cherry on top 🥰 some heavy angst with a happy / smutty ending. additional 🍪 for inspiration - „Best friends don’t look at each other the way you look at her. You never know what will happen, tomorrow might be too late“. Have a lovely day dear 💕

GOJO SATORU: Congrats on 2.4K!!!! May I please request a fic where the reader has like. Zero reaction to Gojo? And he’s kinda shook bc people either adore him or hate him, but here’s reader acting like he’s just a normal dude. And he starts falling for her bc he’s never experienced that before

⭐ GOJO SATORU: a reader that likes Gojo but immediately says N O P E bc they clock that he’s at risk of breaking their heart so they just try to avoid getting close to him despite being a teacher stuck with him a lot of the time. And Gojo is just like ??? But I like you??? Why are you always avoiding me? “I’m tired of you acting like I can’t commit to something. Committing to you is easy.”

⭐ GOJO SATORU: ♡Soft nsfw scenario with s/o and gojo while outside is snowing read here: cold

⭐ GOJO SATORU: Ohoho~ another milestone! Congrats~Can I get Vampire!Satoru x Monster Hunter!Reader where he “proves” to her that all of his victims came willingly(I think from the AU choice you’ll know exactly who I am lol 😉)

⭐ GOJO SATORU: hello! first and foremost, congratulations on reaching 2.4k! i love your writing and its just oh my goodness <3 your stories made my heart squeezed! second of all, i'd like to propose a request for a story. fluff/angst (up to you! your way of writing is just superb) mixed with nsfw gojo satoru. a modern business tycoon au where he just lost his wife and is overprotective of his 1 year old toddler. you're his new staff in the office and is treated badly bcs you know, new staff. one day, you stumbled upon your boss and his baby in a shop, who wont stop crying and he took an interest in you when you managed to calm his kid down. he hired you as his babysitter + made you move into his estate. from there, your life changed! also, thank you for accompanying my days with your stories, it's marvelous! 💕

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ NAOYA ZENIN MY BAE: okay i thought you might like this idea for the event (or maybe not lol) - naoya coming home to his beloved little housewife and feels like giving her a treat for being such a good girl.,,.,, read: man's gonna re-arrange your guts and have some soft moments with you after (not that he would ever admit that shsghshsj) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ | good girl

NAOYA ZENIN MY BAE: Stage magician Naoya and his cute little assistant, where every other trick works to undress or strategically rip her outfit so he can show off his little bunny to the crowd before fucking her brainless backstage

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ NAOYA ZENIN MY BAE: listen ,,,,, ur naoya hate fic goes crazy stupid may i add something. naoya being overprotective like reader is so pretty and many of the clan men look at them a lottttt and naoya out of nowhere will kiss you in front of them or will grab them in front the maids and workers. then reader becomes mad and they get into an argument and then hate fuck :D lmaoo (THIS REQUEST PLEASEEEE SEND ME TO HEAVEN) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ NAOYA ZENIN MY BAE: Omg Suki! Congrats on the 2.4k! So uhmm I decided to take a break from the Kita/Naoya twin au angst 👉👈 idk if you are still accepting requests but HAS ANYONE EVER MENTIONED OR HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED SUGAR DADDY NAOYA????? 🥺 -🌸

FUSHIGURO MEGUMI: Megumi being insecure about his eyes because they are a very light green colour( like in manga) so he wears blue contacts( I saw that on TikTok and... big brain energy)

⭐ FUSHIGURO MEGUMI: SUKI, HI! First of all, congrats on 2.4K you absolutely deserve every single milestone coming your way 💞💞If it’s not too much to ask may I request a one-shot with megumi where he’s jealous that his fem!crush is spending more time with Itadori and sees how she enjoys his company a lot but it’s purely platonic? Reader likes megumi too and they both need that push in the right direction?Thanks so much if you decide to write this 🥺💖 I seriously love your writing and your big brain sm

CHOSO: Could you write something with Choso and the reader that has a toxic mother (if that actually exists. She controls everything the reader does, and plays with her mind/ feelings making her feel like she's the bad one)?But after a fight with the mom, the reader has enough and just leaves deciding they will finally do what they want, ending up at a tattoo shop, where Choso is the tattoo artist.Ngl, i'd like this to be nsfw because i am thirsting for this man ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Don't really have kink preferences but if you could include size and breeding kink then i'd be hella thankful ☺

GETOU SUGURU: Yo how about a Victorian AU with Gentleman Thief!Getou and Debutante!Reader nsfw 👀👀 maybe she hears something in the dark and goes to investigate and gets pressed to the wall with a knife at her throat 👀🥵

FUSHIGURO TOJI: can we get a part two of the "lessons learned" toji fic 👉🏽👈🏽 maybe him fucking and overstimulating her so hard she cries and begs for mercy but no mercy will be given. maybe he uses the same handcuffs she used for him on her 🥰 maybe some manhandling cause im a hoe for letting a man throw me around

⭐ KAGEYAMA TOBIO (fckin finally): kageyama tobio x reader fic for mutual virginity loss? maybe they just haven’t had time with him being a fancy schmancy volleyball player, maybe there’s just nerves, i don’t know! i’ll leave it up to u babe <3

⭐ SUNA RINTARO: hi!! congrats on the 2.4k HEHE just wanted to request a suna and tattoo/flower shop au? idk just the thought of tattooed suna is like. mm yes

⭐ SUNA RINTARO/AKAASHI KEIJI: hi suki!! i’m so excited for your event! so i rarely ever see someone else who loves both akaashi and suna so i was wondering if you could write something for them! maybe apocalypse au?? or roommate au?? i was thinking y/n could have a relationship/be fuck buddies with one of them and some smutty exhibitionism happens with the other watching, and then some pining that ends in a threesome if you write those! if not, then just a smutty n filthy little love triangle that you can choose an ending for lol (a happy one would be nice bc my heart can only handle so much angst, but really it’s up to you and what inspires you!!) tysm for doing this event and always working so hard <3

⭐ OIKAWA TOORU: hi i love your writing!! can i please request work au (boss oikawa x secretary fem reader?) with degradation and him fucking your in the window 😭💗💗

#jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x reader #haikyuu!!#haikyuu!! x reader #haikyuu #gojo satoru #fushiguro megumi #ryoumen sukuna #uhh im lazy #to tag #THANK YOU FOR THE MILESTONE <3 #sukirichi #suki: 2.4k milestone event

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river-bottom-nightmare · 3 years

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Nightwing 83 Review

guess who isn't weeks late this time. my opinion of the series is going up a little bit. it's still not great, but i'm not actively put off by it anymore the way i was after 81. not going to tag as spoilers, but be warned that they are under the cut

i’m sure you all are well aware of this but now, but dear god i love bruno redondo’s art. like, an unhealthy amount. the pink and blue is getting to be a theme with either him or just this run, but i am definitely enjoying it. the movement in this cover is clearly obvious, but well done. you recoznize right off the bat that the cover was drawn to drag your eyes down the page until you get to the bottom, but you enjoy the whole ride there.

also, redondo’s way of drawing a character in stages of action so we can see just how much they’re doing in a split second of movement is quickly becoming something i like to see drawn with dick, and any other character that has that sort of ease of movement and body sense, like cass or sin or maybe a super.

and he’s in action the entire time! there’s shot drawn just to show off a shirtless comic book character, the way nightwing is so often subjected to. he’s shirtless because he’s changing his clothes, and that’s all we see, no more and no less. very practical, very well done. i like it.

he looks so cute right here oh my god. the little squint, the hair curls. it’s adorable.

but also like. unless melinda has specifically outfitted the door spyhole so that the person on the other side can’t see dick looking through it (and in all honesty she might have) then everyone on the other side can see dick looking through that door.

bringing your attention back to the “i can’t see melinda’s fbi file oh no!! it’s redacted!! whatever can we do!!” stupidity. redacted files are child’s play for oracle, and definitely doable for both dick and bruce. so that’s bullshit.

now, melinda apparently grew up with the maroni family, then took down part of the family from the inside. the maroni family is a large and notable presence in gotham, one that bruce pays a respectable amount of attention to. he definitely would have grown suspicious when two members of the maroni family were taken down, and with some investigation, he would have discovered melinda’s plan. and it should go without saying that the majority of things you see batman doing? dick can do it too.

it’s not so much that i don’t like how clever the villains/antiheroes are getting. i don’t like how dc heroes are increasingly written as less intelligent. they seem to be relying on pure fighting skills or luck, which may be the case for a couple heroes, but has never been the case for most of dc’s big name heroes, the bat family included. it’s irritating to me to see this sort of stuff pop up as a major plot point when i know that, if dick or bruce had been written with the amount of skill and power that they canonically possess, this entire mess would have been sorted out years ago.

unrelated but dick and melinda have the same hair

this may just be me, but i was always under the impression that dick doesn’t really have a “double life???”

yes, he’s talented enough to create enough differences between robin/nightwing and dick grayson’s mannerisms, way of movement, voices, and speech patterns so that it’s very difficult to put the two together.

but nightwing has never been separate from dick grayson, not the way bruce and batman is. he’s always leaned more towards clark in that aspect: his hero persona is an exaggerated, stately, larger-than-life version of who he really is. there’s no second persona, no real “dick grayson identity” and “nightwing identity.” they’re the same person with the same goals, ideas, and skills. one just pretends to abide by the law, and one gives up pretense of that.

oh good thank god. if he’d trusted her right off the bat (hehe. bat.) i would have slapped him upside the head. at least he’s still got instincts.

gosh the colouring on this is cool. the red has enough purple and pink tones to it that it doesn’t abruptly ruin the tone of the artwork. but it’s definitely glaring enough to take the reader outside of this personal moment they had slipped into between dick and melinda, to put them back in the present where they’re reminded that oh yea there are people hunting dick down.

the next panel keeps this up too, in a less severe way. melinda’s bodyguard shows up (i forgot her name sorry :[ ) and subtly places us in the middle of an action scene rather than a private, personal scene.

laughing so fucking hard have our little vigilantes grown so accustomed to breaking into places that it doesn’t even register as a crime anymore??? tim coming in through the fire escape to pick bernard up for their date and being very much confused as to why bernard is freaking out.

i really like melinda’s shirt and now despite all the work i have to do and the fucking conference i have to host on monday i want to spend hours scrolling through clothing shops online trying to find this shirt. the mock neck/neckline is so cool i want it

so roland just assumes that a very dangerous vigilante who is highly talented in combat and a very dangerous bodyguard who is also highly talented in combat had a fight that ended with this very dangerous bodyguard being tied up and she looks completely fine? roland just assumes that her having no visible wounds or bruises means that they got into a fight and she lost that easily? uh. aight then

dick what are you doing. legitimately what the fuck are you doing. why are you posing oh my god. you are injured and tired and in absolutely no position to go hand to hand with one of main enemies. jesus christ run away or head to lower ground or something. don’t just stand around letting the floodlights show exactly where you are.

i don’t understand what he’s trying to do here??? blockbuster fully bought the story that dick fought them both, won, tried to get info out of them and failed, then hightailed it out of there. he didn’t have to draw roland out for a fight.

but it does look cool. the way the light just highlights his silhouette and the blue parts of his costume does look badass. he does get style points in my book for this.

w h a t d i d i f u c k i n g t e l l y o u , d i c k ?

very classic superhero line and it does sound like something dick would say in a fit of righteous rage but also it makes me laugh so hard because all vigilantes think they’re so powerful that the law doesn’t apply to them. dick vigilantism is illegal. you’re acting above the law and pretending it doesn’t apply to you. hypocritical much?

it happens so often in superhero movies, tv shows, comics, whatever and it makes me giggle every damn time.

pretty decent comeback but before i start seeing people writing blockbuster as a thug i’m going to remind you that he made a deal with a demon for genius level intellect. if this turns into another bane situation i’m going to be a little miffed. he’s a smart man, which makes him a dangerous and infinitely more interesting enemy for nightwing.

this is so horribly in character i want to scream. (or. at least. it lines up with one of the versions of nightwing i have in my head.) he’s running right towards the bullets, miraculously doesn’t get shot, while making a sort-of pun. i hate this so much. i love him.

this is cool. this art is really really cool.

he leaped from a building right towards a helicopter that’s actively shooting at him, but none of the bullets are touching him. none of the corruption of the city can touch him no matter how hard it tries, because he’s too good to be corrupted. Comic Book Logic Can Be Good Sometimes Actually.

batman’s belt what??? swiss army knife who?? sorry, i only know nightwing’s bright blue escrima.

this is one of my favourite things about heroes with exceptional abilities, even more so if the hero is human. the things they can do are so far beyond the realm of normal human abilities that it’s equal parts terrifying and awe-inspiring every time they act.

he just used modified grappling wires to hook to the door of a moving helicopter, swung around the helicopter safely without hitting the blades, gained exactly the right momentum to swing upward again right through the opening of helicopter, then fought and tied up the men before they had any idea what was happening. that’s near impossible to do.

it’s stuff like this where i just sort of sigh in contentment. no matter how many times they leave out dick’s detective skills or conveniently forget that he’s actually a master planner and team leader and make him out to be this forgetful dude who makes everything up on the fly because of his “circus roots,” at least they won’t ever take away dick’s sheer physical ability honed to perfection.

the art, too! in a few panels, dick’s drawn a little lightened or blurred. he’s moving so quickly and fighting so efficiently that he can barely be seen by the enemy. he’s got perfect form all the way through.

and THIS!

there was a helicopter that had five men shooting at him with what looks like machine guns. most people would be dead. some would run away, and be nimble enough to survive without fatal hits. there are very few people, even in fucking comic books, who can look at that hopeless situation and turn it around so quickly and thoroughly that he benefits from it instead.

i just. love nightwing.

it was funny the first time as a comic reader aware of the meme. it’s really not anymore. why the hell would you, in universe, be wearing a shirt that has a picture of your boyfriend being hit in the face by his father.

okay that was funny.

look at lil bitewing, so concerned for her human!!! love her sm.

also a question as to the timeline of things. is nightwing happening before or after urban legends?

i was so distracted by dick wearing a robe and briefs and nothing else that i didn’t register the second part until later. he slept for two days?? babs, baby, he recently had a very traumatic brain injury. why do you sound so nonchalant?

@TIM X COFFEE SHIPPERS GET FUCCCCKKKKEEDDDDD

ngl i totally forgot about that dude oops

this comic is giving so many reaction pictures. you know how you always use the worst possible picture of your friend for your friend’s contact picture? i’m just getting so many of these.

leslie!!! the titans!!! lucius!!! dick going to go see old friends!!!! the titans!!! this part made me so irrationally happy it really did. gar being the one to just. offer dick solutions with open arms. this was the best

i wish i could just copy and paste this entire scene, but that would take up way too much space, so i’m just going to talk about it instead.

you gave me my name, nightwing, and you gave me some of the best advice i’ve received in my life: beautiful little throwback to nightwing’s origin. you’d be surprised at the amount of people who don’t know where the name came from, or who don’t know how much clark means to dick. and the fact that dick still looks up to clark as a hero, recognizes that clark isn’t always perfect and yet continues to hold him in such high esteem, and still looks back on advice that clark gave him fondly just warmed my heart so much.

for a man who has fearlessly stood up to darkseid, bruce will do a lot to avoid a conversation: “grrr. i’m the BATMAN. i’m so DARK and MYSTERIOUS. nobody knows the true me. no one ever will. i will be LONELY for the rest of my CURSED LIFE. such is the price of a hero. ignore my farmer himbo husband in the background”

but i don’t think there’s anything heroic about being a billionaire: another nod to how much dick follows clark’s example rather than bruce. yes, this was a very poignant and important criticism, and i think it’s wonderful that this was published in a pretty popular comic book. but the thing is, there is a way to be a heroic billionaire, but only in fictional universes. the way bruce, ollie, t’challa only ever use their wealth to help people. they donate massive amounts of money to charities that they themselves create so they know exactly how the money is being used. they hire people who aren’t likely to get jobs anywhere else and pay them much more than what a base living wage is. they use their power to help push progressive laws and social change. they are helping.

dick doesn’t fully see it that way. he spent more than half his childhood the son of a billionaire, but still believes that one could be more heroic when one doesn’t have obscene amounts of wealth. whose example do you think he followed to come to that conclusion?

superman looked up to alfred pennyworth?: i mean yea alfred may have been a wildly irresponsible guardian and one hell of an enabler but goddamn if he didn’t love his kid.

you don’t need my input. you’ve thought it all through: ooooooh this line made me grin. for so long, dick’s treated clark as a mentor and a guiding figure. he’s still seen as a kid, an up and coming, snot-nosed titan with dreams of a better world. clark still thinks of him as a kid, despite watching him grow up. but this little line was something i think dick needed sorely to hear. he doesn’t need anyone’s guiding hand on his shoulder, he doesn’t need to ask for permission. he doesn’t need clark to support him the way he did when he was a teenager. he’s all grown up now, and he doesn’t need clark’s help. i imagine it was a bit of a surprise for dick to hear that.

honestly, i couldn’t think of a better role model: ohhh but it doesn’t stop there. clark just straight up turns the tables on dick. imagine you’re dick, and you’ve looked up to this one hero your entire life, and then one day he turns to you and says that he thinks you’re so kind and smart and worthy of a person that he wants you to mentor his son!? goes to show just how much clark trusts dick.

i swear to god dick probably cries every time he hears clark compliment him because bruce is so rare and sparing with his praise that clark giving him the slightest hint of approval is just a dopamine rush.

also, now deathstroke and superman have both asked nightwing to mentor their kids. the juxtaposition is fuckin hysterical. imagine either of their reactions when they realize what kind of company they’re with

lets talk colours for a second, because i absolutely adore how classic colour tropes have been subverted in this comic, and in this general run really.

warm tones have usually (usually, not always) been associated with light and comfort and friendship and,,,,,well,,,warmth. whereas cool tones are usually used to unsettle, or make a scene seem colder and put the reader on edge. this varies if a comic only uses cool tones, or only uses warm tones, but if a comic uses both, this is generally well-used.

that isn’t the case in this run.

dark red, orange, and other warm tones have been used to symbolize danger, action, attacks. hot pink isn’t usually included in this colour group, but it’s definitely part of it in this case. in contrast, scenes that have cool colours give us the impression of slipping into a comfortable, calm scene with babs, tim, the titans, and other allies. even the beginning scene with superman has this blue, but then it transitions into something more golden coloured. dawn broke over dick, as his new idea came to light, and that was reflected in the art (and the sunrise setting.)

have there ever been times when dick’s longed for the comfort of his mask because he didn’t feel confident as dick grayson? i can’t think of any. i may be wrong, but this struck me as pretty ooc.

am i just??? gay and reading this all wrong??

cause i was under the impression that when someone says they are grateful for your friendship you don’t immediately kiss them.

or is this like. normal straight mating rituals.

i mean he’s smiling afterward but still babs aren’t you supposed to at least make sure it’s okay first? you guys broke up a while back after you said something along the lines of “i want to be coworkers with you and nothing more because i don’t trust you or feel comfortable around you as a civilian anymore.” like lmao after you say something like that to someone i would assume that you don’t have the permission to just kiss them whenever you want.

show of hands who else got real sad when they realized dick was talking about himself in this.

sure, he could be referencing the things he’s seen blockbuster pull, and the children on the streets. but “i’ve seen money used for enforcement,” sounds a little too close to dick’s entire life being destroyed by one man threatening the circus to pay protection money for me to completely ignore. and “i’ve seen the poorest and most vulnerable blamed and punished rather than assisted” becomes a lot worse when you remember dick was thrown in juvie for a couple months until bruce was able to obtain legal guardianship, and in there, not a authority figure believed him when he told them his parents were murdered.

he’s lived this before.

a. mother. fucking. typo.

fucking why

i mean i’ve stated my distaste for the batfamily groupchat before but like. this is reaching new levels of ridiculousness. jason sounds like he was written by a fanfic writer. tim sounds like he was written by a fanfic writer. steph sounds like she was written by someone who doesn’t know the first thing about steph and wanted to include her for “family points!!!!!” damian’s supposed to be completely off the grid, and everyone’s searching for him. i do love the way cass texts tho.

well god fuck now i’m crying

dick got a phone call, a sorry, and a thank you out of bruce. i feel so much secondhand happiness for him, if that’s a thing. we’ll just ignore the way bruce looks ugly af and focus on the good parts okay?

and again with the colour symbolism here!

i’m either going to love this or hate this. who knows, we’ll see.

something something hearts something something pink is an evil colour something something. i need to know more about this guy but there’s definitely symbolism there.

is it just me or does this dude look like the backstabbing traitorous absolutely motherfucking piece of shit villain that killed tadashi hamada in big hero 6?

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aphrodite1288 · 3 years

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Disclaimer: "A LONG ANNOYING ASS RANT "

Count with me the times, Kadi were fucked by Koreans:

*So Ksoo is always "another member", "Someone" or not spoken of at all or his name is not even mentioned when Kadi r involved together in one scene?!!

*Like Heck Ji did not even mention Ksoo in his MV only talked abt Xiu as if Ksoo's sign n power on that fuckn frozen rock wasn't there.

*He couldn't make a reaction nor talk or support Ksoo's Enlistment song while he did a whole series of reaction videos to Sechan n other artists (his friends), he promoted many songs of western n korean singers but when it came to Ksoo's "That's okay" which is a HIT song that the whole kpop covered n talked about, Ji remained blind n silent.

*Let's not Forget in 2018 during Ekso Ladder when Kadi were seen eating together but we ONLY GOT FOOTAGE OF JONGIN'S BACK n The fan MENTIONED THAT SHE COULDN'T TAKE PICS OF KSOO cuz HE WAS NOT VISIBLE CLEARLY!!??? He is a Human sized HUMAN?Not a Virus? And MONTHS AFTER THAT: She deleted her post n apologized saying that she just mistook KSOO to be with Ji that day n that it was NOT KSOO but someone else and that Ji came alone to the restaurant?? Wtf?? U just said months ago that they were eating a meal together but u came months and months after to tell us that Ji was in FACT EATING ALONE? U FUCKIN said HE WAS EATING WITH SOO? Matter of fact was with SOMEONE ??????????? what are u Blind? Is Ksoo's name cursed? Is he "who he must not be named?" Lord Do Voldemort?

*No ..Ok how can an ExoL not recognize "tHE oThEr mEmBeR" whom Ji was with? She clearly hid it n didn't want to expose it. Wtf? It's just "two Bros chilling in a hot tub five feets apart cuz they not Gay" *actually AGRESSIVELY singing the meme*

* And Oh please don't remind me of that Fucked up Scripted interview of Ekso Concert DVD where they asked kaisoo if they ever traveled together alone and forced Kadi to say that they did NEVER EVER TRAVELED TOGETHER ALONE OR HAD A MEAL TGT BEFORE! KSOO even felt sad that he had to lie abt this and even added a crumb for us to assure us that he is indeed Friends/Lovers with Ji n said "IT'S OKAY IF WE NEVER TRAVELED TOGETHER CUZ WE ARE ALWAYS TOGETHER IN THE DORM", y'all made him lie and he was even concerned that ppl might even think that he hates Ji at this rate that he never even had a meal with him or traveled with him or went on a hangout with him on a span of 10 years of knowing each other. How can u not go out with a friend for a meal for 10 fucking years??

I've just known my friend on internet for months and we traveled together and always hangout together heck we spent thousands of nights together after 1 week of knowing e/o ? Where's the Logic?

Instead we have all this Pushed up CHANSOO agenda with them traveling 4 times back&fourth to Japan, Going tgt in Yeol's car after concerts, having meals together and vacations together and pics all moved internet and on Chan's IG, CHANSOO are the most aesthetic couple they're a huge SHIP too with A HUGE SHIPDOM but No SM doesn't try to stop them?mmmh 🤔 Yet No ONE TO SPEAK ABT KADI SPENDING THEIR BDAYS TOGETHER IN 2019.

*And Oh! I almost forgot this: Ji couldn't even mention That he spent his bday in 2019 with KSOO, and that the latter made him a cake & lit the candles for him and even held a surprise party for him after he came back from his Bday party with Ls, cuz Ji was supposed to be Dating Jennifer back then! So to not break the straight agenda he had to not mention KSOO at all but instead he easily mentioned in his lives later that Ra/vi n Moo/nyu surprised him for his bday n held a mini party for one hour for him after he came from the Bday party with Eksolz when actually IT WAS KSOO?? Kim Ji..isn't KSOO your friend too?? Why didn't you mention him? I'm sure Ji was sad NOT MENTIONING KSOO n only his Homies squad WHILE IN FACT IT WAS THE POOR KSOO WHO HELD AND PREPARED THE PARTY! MADE HIM A CAKE AT HIS BROTHER'S GF's PASTRY AND BROUGHT, JI's Besties to Their(Kadi) dorm cuz he knows Ji would be so happy when his dudes ARE AROUND! But KSOO later on quickly kicked them to give Ji the BEST Bday gift when Ji was supposed to be having an affair with Diva girl Jennifer. Remember when Ji said that his friends came and held him a party for ONE HOUR ONLY BEFORE HE KICKED THEM OUT!! Now we know why he kicked them cuz KSOO was there ! And we didn't know that back in 2019! We knew it until 2020 When Ji forgot his lie n uploaded a video of him n Soo n his suquad on IG. It's too sad when KSOO'S efforts had to be gone in vain AND NOT BE MENTIONED AT ALL when IN FACT IT WAS HIM WHO DID EVERYTHING FOR JI in THAT SMALL BDAY PARTY! HE WAS THE ONE WHO PREPARED IT!

And I'm not gonna talks bout where Kadi spent their Bdays in 2019. Cuz some assess called me a privacy invader.

Stop making them seems like they don't even know each other.

All of this added to my yesterday anger. Korean Ls would never let kaisoo talk freely abt each other n i hate it. Korean Ls won't speak a word abt Kadi. I tried with them many times, never worked they always tell me that Ksoo is only close to SeChanBaekHo and in fact is not close with Ji at all n that It's JI's fault for always being out with his squad. Thankfully I have foreigner friends who live there n are so cool n tell me shit. These momfuckers are so homophobic. And the korean Kaisooists who actually support Kadi, speak in between the bushes so hidy n scared.

I'm mad.

#kaisoo #kadi #love #kaisoo love #Kaisoo's struggle #kadi struggle #kaisoo love story #dika #kaisoo did go on many many dates #Kaisoo traveled together many many times

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loki-the-trikster-god · 3 years

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hi loki!! (it’s clyde)

first of all

HAPPY PRIDE

*rainbows and banners and streamers and confetti everywhere*

second,

i am afraid i must inform you that when reading ur most recent message i was halfway through before realizing that is what i wrote, not your response. i think my brain is malfunctioning

ehehehehe o well

dw friend take ur time. my exams are coming up too and my teachers were like “they have exams in two weeks?” “yeah” “this is the perfect time to assign five projects!” so i understand death by school perfectly well

omg ur so right tho, like time is nonexistent in airports it’s just crowds and big rooms and lots of starbucks there’s like a starbucks everywhere

sweaters are amazing they are like the perfect item of clothing

ahahaha u speak the truth there friend. it’s like how the best person to find a criminal is the one who knows how they think. except not criminals bc u are calling someone out on the internet for i don’t even know what but o well

nonono dwdw ur not scum of the earth ur beautiful and amazing ur just human so u need a little time

*hugs*

i watched the smooth criminal one, i liked that one the best mostly bc i already like the original song but the cover was good too

and chris colfer? is one of the actors? i’ve read his books “the land of stories” series and i literally just realized he was in this and dam he can sing like bro leave some talent for the rest of humanity

brain fuckery is like that sigh. thanks for being here amigo

gasp yay!! i’m so excited for u amigo!! are you excited? how do u feel about the way it turned out? gasp college, that’s kind of exciting tbh. idk i have a weird desire to leave home even tho my home life doesn’t suck or anything bad.

it’s just interesting i guess? let me know how that goes bc i think it so cool. there are some theatre colleges, but maybe doing something else would be ok too? idk i’m not an expert i’m not even in high school lol

(my brain gets fixated on how u said i was one of ur closest friends but ur actually one of my closest friends as well *hugs*)

ehehe it is good i spent two hours watching the whole play (on youtube) yesterday. i mean i probably should have been doing homework but it’s finnnnneeee it was worth it anyways it was so good!

i love george salazar (he plays michael in that play) so much he’s just an absolute icon

i have no clue whether or not this is long i’m thinking it’s pretty long but idk. don’t worry friend it’s all good there’s nothing even to forgive u for

after all (sadly), we’re only human :)

*waves* adios!

Wassup! Took me centuries again! I was putting it off cause I wanted to attach my play however it is not done yet. Honestly it probably will be by the time I finish this lol executive dysfunction be like that.

Anyhow hello<3

HAPPY GAY, CLYDE!!

Oh rip my brain is also regularly malfunctioning hehe so yeah mood

Thank you for the comfort, that SUCKS of your teachers, I’ve just started a literally evil summer Econ course that is killing me. There’s So Much Work. I have like nine assignments a week. I hate it.

—— HEADLINE: LOCAL TEEN TAKES AS MUCH TIME AS IS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE TO ANSWER AN ASK ——

I love you sm!!!

I miss airports, they’re exciting. So many people in limbo. I wanna fly somewhere. Preferably France. Or Canada. :)

Chris Colfer is so valid lol I love him✨ I can do a pretty good imitation of kurts voice too lol

I am alright with how the tempest turned out (I’ll link it at the bottom). I hate my voice but I’m obviously the best person there (lmao) so like,,,,

Dude I have been having a Crisis about growing up and shit.... I just. I don’t wanna be an adult but I hate stuff now and it’s like what do I want from life god if I know and I can’t stand being alone what if I am,,,,, anyways yeah it’s rough. I think college will be somewhat fun though.

You have plenty of time to figure out what you want, and you shouldn’t worry, but I’m a junior now and it’s creeping up on me, u know? Anyways I’ll be fine ofc, therapy is tomorrow morning lmao, it’s just a thing that happens.

Also wtf is time??? Doesn’t even make sense??? That is partially cause I’m exhausted, but.....

You are. Such a good friend and such a patient and caring person and I wish you so many good things. You will get them. I really am here for you, despite how long it takes me to do these fuckers. It’s partially length, that isn’t a criticism at all it’s just kinda daunting to read so I take lots of time to do it and then I go “I’ll finish this in half an hour” and a week goes by. But I swear on my whole soul if u need smthn u @ me, you send me an ask and go bitch show up for me and I Will.

Oooooooo!!! It sounds fantastic!!!! Have you seen in the heights yet?? I saw it on a totally legal and also mine hbomax account (hehe) and it’s really gorgeous I love it. Some of the minor changes were annoying but mostly fucking amazing.

Also also have u seen loki I watched that on a totally mine and legal and not shared Disney+ account and damn I knew there was a reason I named myself after that asshole

I’m not that much of a criminal I’ve been housesitting for a neighbor who has both lol

*boops you* incredible human!!

And now the tempest link gimme a sec

These aren’t dms so that’s a weird thing to say but whatever

https://youtu.be/SnPUoXp_nos

Will this dox me? Possibly. I’ll take it down when you’ve seen it and opened the link if u wanna watch it cause like. 😔 but I wanna show you :)))

youtube

#it’s clyde!#loki stuff #uwu at last #*insert the return of the king image*

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pastelwitchwritesstuff · 4 years

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for the character ask: Gray Lyon Ultear and Ur ice family let's gooooooo (ik it's a lot so u could combine them into a family unit or do any one character whatever floats ur boat) thanks sm ily ❤️❤️❤️

Ok so lets start with the woman who single handedly raised these ice blocks.

First thoughts, oh wow she's cool( you can hate me its fine) she's really strong!

This woman is powerful. She is a master ice maker mage and an excellent teacher.

She is kind and compassionate.

She was patient with Gray, because she understood his pain.

Ur out of everyone in the series was someone who had the biggest impact on Lyon, Gray and Ultear.

She had her flaws yes she could at times be abrasive,but ultimately that is what made her such a relatable character.

When she discovered that Gray was going after Deliora, she went after him without any hesitation. She fought against the demon and willingly gave her life, she wasn't angry at Gray when she died. She was glad that she was able to seal away his darkness.

Now everyone knows Ur was strong later we hear Jellal say she was on wizard saint level.

One of the things I really wanted to see more of was her ice maker magic. We only really saw Rosen Krone, and a few training spells she taught Gray and Lyon.

Personally I think she could utilize both Dynamic and Static Ice make magic given the fact that she could create the roses(dynamic) and shields(static). But this is my opinion..

Honestly if Ur and Ultear had reunited it would have been a very emotional reunion.

Seeing her again and watching her fight against Lyon and Gray just wow. But it also showed us how far the boys had come from when they were just children.

Ultear.

First thoughts: oh she's pretty, wait she's the villain!!?? But she's still pretty

WE STAN THIS QUEEN!!

Ok but out of all the series villains she was my absolute favorite.

She was driven and ambitious,and went through great lengths to get what she wanted.

Yes her actions were wrong in many cases. But there was still some light in her.

She took Meredy and cared for her as her own.

And after learning that her mother truly loved her, she helped Gray and the other.

And then again when she broke Jellal out of prison, and formed a guild dedicated to bringing down dark guilds and Zeref. She was prepared to spend the rest of her life repenting for her wrong doings.

She died trying to ensure a future for everyone. That was pretty damn selfless of her. In that moment when she cast that spell, it reflected exactly what Ur did, willingly giving their life's for a better future for those they cared about.

Seeing her as an old woman honestly broke my heart. But seeing her finally at peace for the first time in years also made me happy.

When he appeared again in the battle against Dimaria, I was shook. She looks self assured more than any other time before.

She is still willing to do whatever it takes to help Wendy and Chelia. But again that softness that is so uniquely Ultear shown through. She warned them of the danger when you unlock your third origin,but respected Chelia's wish.

Ultear was a wonderful and complex character. Who truly grew in wonderful ways.

Lyon

What the hell was his Idea with the weird cold emperor mask thing? JK

Lyon was a decent antagonist, he was cool and calculated. Also prepared to do anything it took to reach his goals.

I'm glad he decided to join a guild. It was a good way for him to open up more and be less emotionally distant.

I got a bit pissed when Mashima tried to pull a love triangle between Lyon ,Juvia and Gray.

It took away the emotional maturity that Lyon had. And just made me dislike the Neo oracion seis arc whenever he was shown.

During the gmg we can see how much he has improved, and how strong he really became during those seven years.

Something that I loved was how he had taken a parental attitude towards Wendy and Chelia; he was kind and patient with them both.

Encouraging whenever one of them was sad or discouraged.

I'm glad that he had made peace with what happened to Ur. He was finally able to start putting the past behind him.

Lyon is driven, and very Intelligent. I just wish we could have seen more of his leader skills because he really is a good leader.

GRAY the sinnamon child.

First thoughts, dude NO no stripping.

His calm and composed attitude was refreshing.( when he was)

Gray is one of the characters that I'm most fond of.

He knows he has flaws and actively tries to better himself.

He worries about his teammates, and tries to help them whenever he can.

He is very empathetic towards others. And would go against orders to ensure that his guild is kept safe.

Something I hate again the whole Juvia thing is how if he was uncomfortable it was used as a joke.

I love how he has so many good connections with people. And how he,has a way of calming others.

The thing that had me hooked was despite his magic and how strong he became,there was still this humane part of him that was always shown through.

Despite all the pain and sorrow he went through he still fought for good.

The interactions he has had with people, how he is willing to give those who deserve it a second chance shows how caring he really is.

He has his flaws wanting to give his life so willingly,being one of them. But he learns and grows.

He gives his all,he is loyal and kind and smart.

HEADCANONS

Ur left her husband because he was abusive,and she wanted a happy home for Ultear to grow up in.

Ur and Ultear loved making snowmen and snow angles together,before Ultear became ill.

After losing her daughter Ur thought she would never be able to love again. But over time two young boys had brought warmth back into her heart.

Rosen Krone was the very first spell that Ultear wanted to learn because she loved roses.

After being taken in by Hades, Ultear would spend hours researching time and how to manipulate it.

Deep down Ultear knew what she was doing was wrong,but she wanted to see her mother so badly that she pushed away her feelings of guilt.

Despite the fact that she only helped Lyon because of personal gain, she actually took a liking to him. His magic reminded her of her mother.

When Gray had helped her see the truth. And after she and Meredy left the island Ultear broke down and cried for the first time in years.

During the seven year gap, she tried to find ways to find Gray and the rest of fairy tail.

And she also kept an eye on Lyon.

Lyon knew that he was being watched,but he never felt in danger.

When Lyon found out that Ultear was Ur's daughter he had pulled her for a hug.

Gray Lyon and Ultear wanted to spend more time with each other, but they never had the chance.

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AGREEEE, WORKING OVER THE WEEKEND IS THE WORST esp since im in uni full time and i work 9-5 on the weekends which means... no breaks for me ever.. 🥲

MASSIVE CRUSH ON OIKAWA OMGGG I SUPPORT THIS!!!!! but i am unfortunately much older than 15 and still enamored by 2d men 😔 life’s rough like that HDJWKDJ YES ATSUMU CAUSES PROBLEMS ON PURPOSE.. HES THE WORST!! btw.. ive heard that the oikawa to atsumu stan pipeline is very real... so if u get to s4.. u may develop atsumu brain rot like me 👁_👁

OOO alright run on, extracurricular, vincenzo, true beauty, love alarm, & perfect crime. NOTED!! ive actually been meaning to watch extracurricular for a while now, it looks so interesting!! now that it has the wincore seal of approval i must watch 😤 OMGG SAKURADA DORI I SAW HIM IN ALICE IN BORDERLAND!! super good show but really gore heavy at some points 👁

ahh ok thank u for the reccs, ive been thinking about starting demon slayer too!! shoplifters sounds really interesting :oo crime??? i havent watched a full movie in a while so i will def check it out!! THESE R ALL GOING IN MY NOTES APP.

NEXT YEARRR omg it sounds far away but i know time passes so quickly nowadays so I WILL WISH U LUCK ONCE AGAIN 💛 i hope u update us when the time comes!!

UGHWHHD EVEN THIS SYNOPSIS IS MAKING ME MISS UR WRITING?!? I LOVE THE WAY U WORD IT... “given a choice to pretend, you find that jaehyun is the lesser of the two burdens to bear” AHHHHHHH omg “he’s in a relationship and doesn’t rlly care about the soulmate system” THIS IS ALWAYS SUCH A PAINFUL SCENARIO IN SOULMATE AUS PLSS!!! Wait is the soulmate of yn gonna be an oc/vague character or another member :O EITHER WAY... PAIN! THIS IS GETTING ME SO EXCITED AND U HAVENT EVEN MENTIONED ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT JAEHYUN’S LIKE IN THIS FIC YET

RUNWAY CHARACTER CAMEOOOS YESS I LOVE RUNWAY YN!!!! i actually reread it last night and ugh i was reminded how much i love yns personality... just the process of experiencing all tht self doubt with them!!! so real & makes u root for them :’)

“if jeno plays edward i need him to that apple scene like taemin did” WHHHHHWJDJJWJDBW THIS MADE ME CHOKE ON THE WATER I WAS DRINKING LMFAO

GODDDD THESE TROPE/MEMBER PAIRINGS, HARD AGREE HARD AGREE!!! HAECHAN AND RENJUN ARE E2L 100%!!!! i think bc the ppl in the bff2l category cant convincingly hate yn back LOL

“gets complimented on his lyricism often but like every song’s about you” STOPPPPP HES SO PERFDCT FOR THIS TROPE!!!!!

OMG I SEE EXACTLY WHAT U MEAN ABT SICHENG IN ROYALTY/CHAEBOL AUS... i think like u said it’s because of his poise & the way ppl are generally in awe of him but also bc of his reluctance to open up!! more reserved until he trusts u... funny and kind but sometimes perceived as aloof... those r some prince tendencies! “what are corporate businesses but modern day kingdoms” LMFAOOWJDJ SERIOUSLY THO

“mans really said i will not give you any onscreen idol personality to work with” HDJWJDJWJSJ LITERALLYYYY this is why i have trouble reading jaehyun fics sometimes bc sometimes they can feel “inaccurate” but its mostly just bc there’s no Standard Personality Stereotype to go off of. but a random & uncommon trope i think he’d pair well with is exes to lovers!! Yes im basically just a jaehyun + angst advocate.

“i think most of them would pair well with bff2l??” FACTTTTTTT and no im not just saying this bc its one of my favorite tropes.. heh... i think i told u this before?? but ur like the main reason i started enjoying e2l!!! i didnt like it before bc i love the PINING in bff2l but then i started reading ur works n was like OH SHIT! THERES LOADS OF PINING HERE TOO...

i think yangyang is not bff2l or e2l, he is in his own category which is Annoyer2Lover HDJWKDJ ex: troublemaker, wasted nights

OMGGGG I DID NOT EXPECT ROYALTY AU TO HAVE SUCH A LARGE LEAD IN THE SURVEY??? and cryptids is so low 😔😔 cmon guys, vampires r fun!!!

WE R LITERALLY WRITING ESSAYS TO EACH OTHER RN BUT I LOVE IT 🥺🥺 its a such a nice break to read ur response when im burnt out from studying!!

OMG IM GOING THROUGH #moonwrites AND IM LITERALLY AN IDIOTTTT IVE BEEN OFF TUMBLR FOR SO LONG I DIDNT REALIZE THAT ROMEO ROULETTE HAD A PREVIEW OUT????

“And I get what out of this?” “Me?” IM IN LOVE WITH THIS CHARACTERS PERSONALITY ALREADY LMFAOO

“—and when this whole game you’re playing is over, you’re going to say I rejected you.” ?!?!???? THE WAY JAEHYUN IS A LITTLE SHIT! THEIR PERSONALITIES ARE BOTH SO FUN PLSJWJDJEJ IM MORE EXCITED NOW!!

pls disregard the part in my last ask where i asked abt romeo roulette.... i had no idea all of the information i needed was sitting right in front of me 😔😔

- tata

WHAT 9 TO 5 ON EVERY WEEKEND???? the system has failed you this honestly feels like a villain origin story 😭 when does it get better???

ALSO let me answer the other asks separately for better readability lol we really out here writing essays GOOD THING i have practice writing but like. this is infinitely better to write 🥰

PLSSS SOMETIMES I WILL SEE AN EDIT/TIKTOK OF OIKAWA AND BE LIKE DAMN I REALLY NEED TO CATCH UP I MISS THIS MF also are you daring me to ruin my life for 2d men bc i will do it without hesitation. wait till i watch hq again and get that atsumu brainrot with you he seems annoying enough for me to like ^_^

AND YES PLS I WAS SO ABSORBED IN IT!! extracurricular was the most gripping show i’ve watched in a while like yes enough teen romance give me two unhinged teenagers doing crime 🤩 AND OMG??? THAT’S WHERE WE SAW HIM TOO and although niragi was literally vomit-inducing human trash, sakurada dori is like. a good actor. except i hated coffee&vanilla which starred him it was literally so cringe i couldn’t 😭 i blame the writers for that though. IM EXCITED FOR S2 OF ALICE IN BORDERLAND THO i really like horror (and i can tolerate gore if ive been desensitized enough) and like i read the manga too!!! the games were really interesting (although morbid).

😭😭 MY NOTES APP IS FULL OF RECS FROM FRIENDS ALL OF THEM HATE ME FOR NOT WATCHING THE SHOWS BUT LIKE. i binge 3 or 4 at a time and strike them off and then go 6 months without watching a single tv series hhh.

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! I SURE WILL UPDATE !!! it’s so exciting to think about grad school sometimes :33

AHHH IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT AND THE PREVIEW TOO SGSDJKDS there’s a few differences in the actual fic i think bc i changed up the language (and i dont remember what else bc i refuse to look at my writing) JAEHYUN RLLY IS A LITTLE SHIT he’ll be like hm yeah im pretty chill :) and then proceed to beat yn at her own game at times. (she wins mostly dw) the fact that i made her soulmate cha eunwoo like girl if i were you i’d crash their relationship 🥱 (jk) but like. jaehyun too is 🤩 despite being dry af

ASDKDSKDS YOU REREAD ALL (ALMOST) 19K WORDS ??? IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE THAT FIC SM AAAAHHH IM FEELING LIKE AN ACTUAL AUTHOR 🥰 i loved runway yn too they were like boss attitude with 20% anxiety.

LOOK JENO BETTER BE PULLING MOVES LIKE THAT TO IMPRESS THE GIRLS 😤 if he hits himself in the forehead with the apple, bonus points bc that was true comedy (as invented by taemin)

AND YES. LIKE I KNOW MARK HATED DONGHYUCK SO MUCH HE WANTED TO LEAVE SM BUT LIKE HE’S TOO NICE WITH EVERYONE ELSE 😭😭😭 i cannot picture him pissed off apart from that summer fight </3

thinking about dejun getting rejected by a girl he wrote a song for. rip brother.

IM GLAD YOU PUT THAT INTO WORDS BC THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS!!! he’s got all of these regal qualities but he’s still human ykyk so it makes for the most amiable person on earth 😌 i love this characterization of him!!

oof exes to lovers with jaehyun... i had a similar idea a while ago (with theme song sincerity is scary by the 1975) that i discarded bc i don’t think i’m cut out to write that 😭 (YET) so i will keep this is mind. u r so right about jaehyun feeling inaccurate bc it’s like he’s very mild in personality onscreen sometimes?? so him having strong personality traits makes me go 🤔🤔 that man is overreacting. (jkjk but like you get the idea)

WAIT RLLY OMG BC OF ME???? i would never enjoy e2l irl bc irl dudes are 🤢🤢 and if they annoy me i will end them. but in fiction the mutual pining and initial disgust at yourself for liking the other??? helllooo 🤩🤩🤩 especially if it’s in a romcom style <3 bff2l is also better in fiction bc if the relationship doesnt work out irl and the person become uncomfortable with me i will just get annoyed jskshdl

LMAO YOU ARE SO RIGHT ABOUT YANGYANG HE’S JUST THAT™ DUDE skgkhs he feels like someone fun to hang out with but he would annoy you the whole time. also he is cute 🥰

AND EXACTLY!!!! IM HAPPY FOR ROYALTY AUS BUT CMON. LOOK AT THOSE VAMPIRE TEETH. feel like media ruined vampires for people 😔

THIS IS SUCH A NICE BREAK FROM STUDYING HONESTLY!!!! im like working on two semi-large projects AND studying course and out-of-course material simultaneously so my brain is a little fried. thank u for this 😘

#tata 💖#anon #answered

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Everyone both in and out of the fandom like to talk about the things they hate about Twilight and would change, and I really want to spread some more positivity, so I'm interested in knowing what you like about the series and would keep canon if Twilight were to be rewritten. It can be something as simple as character names to major plotlines. What do you think *works* for the story?

I really love the found family of both the Cullens and the Pack. (Okay so several members of the pack are in fact related, but as like, third cousins, not as brothers). Finding your people and supporting one another is so great. It’s especially interesting to me with the Cullens given that they are from different time periods and geographic locations.And like, just the concept of Carlisle? A good vampire who has always been good. I read Twilight during a marathon read of a lot of vampire books, and there were lots and lots of “Edwards.” Vampires who hate themselves and had a ~dark past but struggle to be good in the present day, often because of a human love interest. I’m not saying that’s not a compelling story, it’s just one that I had seen a lot of already before I got to Twilight. It was like, the second most common kind of vampire after straight-up evil horror vampires. So Carlisle was just … really refreshing to me? Hopeful? That there was one vampire who was determined to not kill from the very start and succeeded maybe seems naive or too ‘nice’ but it was kind of revolutionary compared to all the other ‘good’ vampires I had been reading about who failed at some point or went fully dark for a period. Him being so sure of himself and who he is that he never gave in is just really fascinating to me. He has flaws in other ways, but that’s rock solid and so unusual in the vampire genre.

In a similar vein, enthusiastic dude vampire Emmett was also just so novel to me? It was a fun change of pace! Again, very unlike the Edward-type vampires I had seen in the other vampires stuff I was reading at the time.

Up until Renesmee, I really liked the names! Maybe ‘Carlisle’ and ‘Esme’ don’t make a ton of sense for their time periods, but they suit them. I was also really impressed that arguably the flashiest and most prominent Cullens (Alice and Edward, the psychic and mind reader) have the most … normal, boring names? Perfectly common and mundane for their time periods. She didn’t name Edward like, Tristan or Lance or something really sweeping and romantic, she named him Edward, which I appreciated. (Not to derail the positivity train too much but that’s a big reason why I find “Renesmee” so utterly distracting like, NO!! SM!!! You named your romantic hero Edward. He didn’t need a super special or unusual name to stand out! Neither did Alice! Or Jane! Or Victoria! or James! But then she goes full on Renesmee?! Why).

I like, especially in New Moon, the kind of ambiguous Volturi. Again this got derailed a bit the further the series went, but I loved the idea that they were just Lawful Neutral and enforcing the law but came off as bad guys to Bella. There’s even in that line Breaking Dawn where she’s told they’re not supposed to be the bad guys but the foundation of peace and civilization in the vampire world. That’s so interesting.And just, like, everything Leah. Not so fond of how the story/other characters treat her, but her story is so compelling and SM seems to have created this very sympathetic character almost by accident/without realizing how sympathetic she actually is??

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My Review of Rinne

(a.k.a. Kyoukai no Rinne)

How did I get into this anime? Let’s just say the creator of this series, I’m a fan of. Rumiko Takahashi is the creator of this series as well as several other well-known anime series including Ranma ½, Urusei Yatsura, Maison Ikkoku, and my personal favorite InuYasha. That alone was reason for me to get heavily interested from the get-go. But because of the time it came out, I had too much on my plate to pick up one more anime, so I put it on the back-burner for a few years. And despite the mediocre score and listless hype over this, I’m still interested to see what Rin-ne is all about.

As a child, Mamiya Sakura has been different from other children. When she was a child, Sakura ended up in the afterworld and returned to the world of the living after a day of wandering around. After that incident, she gained the ability to see ghosts/spirits. Fast-forward to the present where she’s a high school student and meets a Shinigami named Rinne Rokudou. Rinne is a half-human (which is rare in the afterworld) and works as a Shinigami like his parents and grandmother before him. He can be seen by regular humans, but if he wears a special cloak, he becomes invisible to everyone. This makes it easy to put spirits to rest without being seen by humans!

Both Rinne and Sakura are able to see what others cannot and this often helps Rinne when he takes on a mission. Throughout the series, Rinne ends up taking on random spirits every episode with a cute mascot that often helps him (Rokumon), a love rival (Tsubasa Jumonji), a girl who likes him (Ageha), and several other colorful characters in the human and afterworld. Check out the afterlife. Just be sure to bring your checkbook, nothing’s for free!

BETWEEN THE SUB AND THE DUB: Sentai Filmworks is the licensor of this series and by the looks of it, this series has already been released in video formats and has no dub to speak of. So I’m going to assume there will be no dub to this in the future. This is kind of a blessing to me! Because if I’m watching a Rumiko Takahashi series, I would highly prefer hearing the voice actors of Vancouver! That’s right, if this series doesn’t contain Richard Ian Cox, Kelly Sheridan, Brad Swaile, or Brian Drummond, the dub will be scum.

Okay, I admit that’s mean. I grew accustomed to the other Takahashi classics that if this got a dub, I would have flipped if I saw the Texas voice actors on this.

As for the sub…where oh where could Kappei Yamaguchi be? Oh where, oh where could he be? One way or another, we are going to hear him. And we do! BUT, he’s not a main character this time. That honor goes to Kaito Ishikawa. Everything in the last three years has gone to this guy. And who am I to complain? I friggin’ love him in nearly everything he’s in. Yeah, this series does have a lot of familiar voices, including several that have been memorable characters in Takahashi’s other series. Kappei Yamaguchi (who is well known for InuYasha and Ranma) is featured as well as Satsuki Yukino (well known for Kagome on InuYasha) Here’s what you might recognize these folks from.

*Rinne is played by (known for Kiawe on Pokemon SM, Genos on One Punch Man, Mitsuo on Golden Time, Urie on Tokyo Ghoul :re, Sakakibara on Assassination Classroom, and Naofumi on Shield Hero)

*Sakura is played by Marina Inoue (known for Sonia on Pokemon Journeys, Armin on Attack on Titan, Yoko on Gurren Lagann, Jessica on Umineko, Kyouko on Skip Beat, Wataru on Hayate, and Rei on H.O.T.D.)

*Rokumon is played by Hitomi Nabatame (known for Serena’s Mother on Pokemon XY, Yukiji on Hayate, Margery Daw on Shakugan no Shana, Saori on Oreimo, Nanao on Bleach, and Raynare on High School DxD)

FAVORITE CHARACTER: I have a guilty pleasure for Kain’s cat, Suzu. She’s just so care-free that she fucks up at least 98% of the time she’s shown on this show. And I gotta admit that she makes me laugh whenever she’s on the screen.

DISLIKED CHARACTER: You would think I would pick that snot-nosed brat (Shouma) introduced in season two for this list. Or Kain for that matter! Both of these boys annoy the living fuck out of me whenever they’re in an episode. But then Rinne’s father peaks his douchey head in.

Oh wow, horrible parent alert! Sabato Rokudou is Rinne’s father and holy shit what a bloody scumbag. He’s on the same tier as the parents from Hayate the Combat Butler. Yeah, that bad! As we all know, the after-world is a capitalist society and everything has a price. This guy has been stealing his own son’s money since he was a little boy. Add to that, Sabato fills his son with false promises (including meeting his own mother). Even in his current age, Sabato finds ways to steal money from his son when he’s trying to earn means while living in the world of the living. Even putting him in a million yen in debt! And just causing life to be miserable for Rinne whenever he comes by! Tamako, how could you birth such an inconsiderate bastard into being?

Nice to see my prediction from when I wrote my Worst Father’s of Anime list over a year ago came true. Sabato remained a dick-head throughout all three seasons. Amazing! I guess the only nice thing about him is that he’s not going to be in a relationship with Ichigo while she’s still a child.

SHIPPING: So Kyokai no Rinne is following the same protocol as a lot of Rumiko Takahashi’s other animes. So we have the male and female main protagonist that’s going to be the main ship (even though it seems more friend-zoned most of the time). There will be a reoccurring girl character to cause friction between this main ship because she loves the male protagonist. And we have to add several boys after the main female’s heart too.

And just for good measure, let’s add a boy interested in the male lead and a couple of secondary ships that may or may not happen.

Hey, InuYasha and Ranma ½ had the same setup. Rinne is just following suit!

Rinne x Sakura has pretty much setting sail since the end of season two even without a full-on confession from either one of them. Rinne has had feelings for Sakura since season one. Sakura on the other hand, I can’t get a grip on what she wants in terms of a romantic partner. I want to say she’s oblivious to the advances of Jumonji or Ageha’s jealousy, but on the other hand, I feel like Sakura just doesn’t care what happens romantic wise. But the fact that she’s constantly helping Rinne might be a big, fat clue.

Rinne x Ageha is that one-sided ship that you know is never gonna happen (along with Sakura x Jumonji), but it doesn’t stop die-hard shippers from supporting it until their final breaths. I am actually impressed that Ageha doesn’t hold a grudge against Rinne because his father kinda brain-washed Ageha’s sister into giving Sabato money all the time. Several other characters hate Rinne for that alone, yet Ageha is still devoted to loving Rinne.

I do wonder that once Rinne x Sakura are a sure-thing if Jumonji and Ageha are going to hook up.

Rinne x Matsugo was one of the wildest ships I could have imagined. First of all, Matsugo’s debut episode came with a hint of love-hate. But by the end, Matsugo went from hating Rinne over a misunderstanding to going all “Bros before Hoes” on us! After that Matsugo stopped at nothing to get Rinne. Even blowing off the one girl that actually likes this obsessed freak!

Kain x Renge is actually the one ship that doesn’t revolve around Rinne because both Kain and Renge hate Rinne’s guts. Renge likes Kain, but also has to hide some pretty heinous things from him like working for Rinne’s father as a Damashi-shinigami. And as we all know, Kain has a vendetta against Sabato, his family, and anyone affiliated with Damashis due to his own family situation. Kain unfortunately sees Renge as an ally or a friend. He wants her to continue her studies since Kain can’t go to school. Dude ain’t got time for a side-chick! He’s gotta work for a living because his mother gives all their money away to Sabato.

That guy seriously grinds my gears.

RUMIC WORLD EASTER EGGS: Rumiko Takahashi has been around for quite some time and many of her creations have become quite well-known. That’s why when Rinne came in anime form, fans took to the forums to gab about how Ageha is the spitting image of a one-shot villain from InuYasha or that Sakura’s mother has a resemblance of Lum or that Jumonji looks like a modern-day Miroku (minus the perverted charm). Every now and then, we get a special little easter egg shown from Takahashi’s other works. Most notably, Lum shown on the currency and carnival prizes that have a lot of figures from Ranma ½!

My favorite easter egg was of course during a next episode preview where Sabato and Tamako (who are voiced by Kappei Yamaguchi and Satsuki Yukino) end up doing some dialogue that’s…

…You all know what this is…

END OF SEASON ONE: So the final episode, Sakura was able to have something she hasn’t been able to obtain in over 10 years. Three days of peace without having to be bugged by a spirit. As a reminder, Sakura as a child visited the other world and after that experience, she’s been able to see spirits. Tamao gave Sakura some candy to eat so that she would be like every other human around her and not see spirits every waking second.

This couldn’t have come at a worse time for Rinne as he had to take out over 5,000 spirits in the middle of an A-1 run. And because Sakura accidentally opened the barrier containing these spirits, they were trying to come after her. So Rinne had to get rid of all 5,000 (and lose money in the process with special tools). It took three days, but Rinne was able to do that. And because Rinne had his special coat on (where normal humans are unable to see him), Sakura wasn’t able to see him until the candy wore off. Even though Sakura got a whole bag of those candies, she hasn’t used them again.

At the end of the episode, Rinne and Sakura break the fourth wall by announcing that a second season was coming!

SEASON TWO: Oh thank you Jesus, the opening and ending themes aren’t bland bags of genericness like the previous season. Great improvement, especially when you get one of the best singers from Love Live to do the opening theme! Good on you!

Music ranting aside, this season we are introduced to a lot of new characters in the human and spirit world that are going to be seen more often than not. Starting things off, apparently Ageha has a cat employee (much like the relationship between Rinne and Rokumon). Except Ageha and Obero’s relationship is a lot more dysfunctional. Kain also has a cat employee named Suzu. She’s more spazzy compared to Kain’s serious demeanor. Actually, there are several cat characters introduced this series and even a few episodes dedicated to them later on.

One more thing I should mention about this particular season is that we got to see Sakura have a little more growth here. For a while I found her too plain for my taste, but this season we see her become a Shinigami (for a day) and we even get possible love interest with the finale. Now let’s head over to that part.

END OF SEASON TWO: The final two episodes consisted of Rinne being invited to a high school mixer in the Afterworld by a former friend, Matsugo. The thing is Matsugo used to hold a vendetta against Rinne due to a misunderstanding from their childhood. But unlike every other misunderstanding from this series, this one was resolved within an episode or two and Matsugo’s buddies with Rinne again. Actually, Matsugo’s feelings are teetering from childhood friend to full-blown bromance.

How do you get rid of a nuisance who can’t take a hint? Bring Sakura with you to the mixer and have her pretend to be your girlfriend! The big problem here is that Rinne is putting food and money over Sakura. And if you were in Rinne’s shoes, you can see that these two are more important than a girl. Rinne is poor as fuck! If he gets a chance at winning some money or food, absolutely fuck everything else! Unfortunately, Sakura caught wind of all of these ulterior motives and started to question her own relationship with Rinne. And I gotta hand it to Sakura, because if this were an old-school Rumiko Takahashi female protagonist like Akane or Kagome, Rinne would have been destroyed in a matter of seconds. Sakura doesn’t cuss him out or show a resting bitch-face. Actually, she never does! But by the end of this two-parter, Rinne realized that Sakura is pretty important to her, maybe even more than other things.

At the end of the episode, Rinne and Sakura break the fourth wall again by announcing that a third season was coming!

SEASON THREE: Much like the previous season, we’re continuously introduced to new characters that serve some sort of purpose, a new love triangle involving the main or supporting cast, and 2-3 filler stories an episode. However, in the mid-point, we get introduced to 2 new characters that answer some questions that have plagued many of us since the beginning.

You know how nearly every male protagonist of Rumiko Takahashi has a missing mother? Whether it be due to premature demise or she’s a crazy-bitch like in Ranma ½, the mother figure is usually M.I.A. Otome was Rinne’s mother, but she disappeared when he was a baby. Only now, her scythe returns suddenly. Add to that, a mysterious little girl named Ichigo moves into the area (and just like Sakura, she can see spirits).

Long story short, Ichigo is the reincarnation of Otome (Rinne’s mother). I can get over this whole Kikyo/Kagome crap because this is a Rumiko classic. But I just feel ewwie whenever I see Ichigo and Sabato. Thankfully Sabato has no intention of doing anything creepy to Ichigo. He has some standards, so he gets a point with me there. The reason why Otome disappeared was because she wanted to hide her old yearbooks from Sabato, which lead to her being caught up in a stampede of wild animals that lead her to the wheel of reincarnation. And the reason why she was trying to hide these old yearbooks was because she didn’t want Sabato to know the ugly truth.

That she is really two years younger…than her mother-in-law.

Dude…I know Tamako looks extremely young to even be a grandmother…but damn, Otome goes to these lengths to lie about her age.

ENDING: We don’t really get any kind of monumental moment or climax until the very final episode since all of the episodes between Ichigo’s reveal and the finale were mostly just side-stories involving spirits/demons of the day. The final episode had Rinne, Sakura, Renge, and Jumonji taking part of a school festival at Matsugo’s school. But it mostly takes place in a test of courage cave. Apparently this feature is notorious for causing many couples to break up and people can’t turn around otherwise they’re disqualified. But if you make it all the way through, free food! And you know Rinne is not going to turn down a chance to get free food.

But we get another moment much like the end of season two where Rinne has to choose between food and/or money or Sakura. Actually, Rinne ended up choosing Sakura. And unlike a bunch of other pissed off couples, Rinne and Sakura’s relationship (or lack there of) is doing pretty well.

So we end with no love confessions on any front, no happy ending for Rinne in hitting a Shinigami lottery or some crap like that, and no hope in a fourth season.

*sighs*

This was…just an okay anime. I can see why people just think this is okay or mediocre. With me, there were several things that bugged. First of all, I found several things in the anime that felt very inconsistent. Especially when it came to the spirits plaguing the human world! There are some scenes where something out of the ordinary happens and it plays out like you would expect like people freaking out. But then you get these moments where, okay, why are regular humans seeing this? The annoying narrator likes to point out the obvious in literally every episode. Why, didn’t we establish the obvious earlier?

Speaking of the narrator, could you be any more annoying?! How many times are you going to remind us of things in the series? I know there are useful moments with the narrator like when he’s describing all the different items Rinne and other Shinigami use to put a soul to rest. But then there’s this repetitive nature to the narrator where he constantly reminds you of shit you’ve known since episode 1. It’s useful when you want to remind the audience at the beginning of each season, but not every couple of episodes. WE ALL KNOW RINNE CAN’T BE SEEN BY HUMANS IF HE’S WEARING HIS CLOAK! SHUT UP ALREADY!

I’m not sure if the anime covered everything in the manga as I have not picked up the books…yet. I’m sure the manga has gotten a little further with many of these potential ships like Rinne x Sakura to hope that maybe one day we’ll get something from them. I’ve spent a good year and a half trying to grasp at what I really think of Sakura Mamiya. First of all, she’s a huge improvement in the main female role. When you compare her to the other girls from Takahashi’s works like Kagome or Akane (who eat Carnation Instant Bitch every morning), Sakura is quite pleasant.

But then you see Sakura showing no other emotion besides satisfied, meh, and let me put on my surprise face. She hardly ever gets mad. I’m not saying go on a rampage like Kagome when she yells at InuYasha, but for fuck’s sake, tell Rinne off every now and then. Christ-balls, he’s put food and money over you so many times you’ve earned a few yells. And he constantly borrows money from you and you know he’ll never pay you back!

The story is mostly the spirit of the day trope. In later seasons however, we get two or three mini stories an episode dealing with some sort of spirit with no personal growth involving any of the main characters. Rinne gets ahead during the episode, but gets smacked back to where he began and we repeat the same thing in the next episode. So yeah, it got boring when we’re stuck in a slump like that. I even had high hopes in season two when we got that one episode where Sakura was a Shinigami for the day. I thought Sakura was going to evolve a little bit after that, but alas that was not the case. We go right back to the spirit(s) of the day trope!

But I always felt drawn back with several of the colorful characters. I always enjoy Rinne’s grandmother, Tamako. Kain’s cat, Suzu is the silliest thing ever and I love her dearly. Masato will always suck and it’s a joy to watch him fail at everything. And call me a sucker for boys fighting over the girl, but whenever I see Rinne and Jumonji get jealous at each other, I enjoy it. Not on levels like Inuyasha and Koga, but good enough here.

So, I would give it a couple of episodes to make your own decision if you want to drop it or continue watching Rinne.

In the meantime, I’m gonna wait patiently for that InuYasha sequel that’s coming out in October. Thank Arceus Rumiko Takahashi gave us something in 2020.

If you want to check out Rin-ne, all three seasons are available on Crunchyro…

Uh-oh! As of this date and time, Rin-ne is removed (along with 76 other titles) from Crunchyroll’s site. Glad I finished before they got rid of it! Just watch it on HI-DIVE.

Now then! That took a good 18 months to get through. Hopefully the next anime is a lot shorter than that one. What’s next on my Sentai block?

Suffering!

Huh? Does that mean Re:Zero? Or Akame ga Kill?

Nope.

Oh, Made in Abyss! But this looks cute and innocent, how could this possibly be…?! Almost had you all fooled! Looks can be deceiving. Yeah, this anime is gonna hurt.

#Kyoukai no Rinne #rinne #sabato rokudou #sakura mamiya #ageha #kain #renge #rinne rokudou #jumonji tsubasa #anime review #obero #suzu #rokumon

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iheardarumorxxx · 4 years

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Midnight Sun, Chapter 7 - Melody

Surprise bonus chapter tonight. Normally I do two a day, but I had extra coffee today so I’m ready to go, let’s recap this trash.

Aaaaand we start with Weirdo brooding in the car and sniffing up all the Bella smell in it. Thanks, I hate it.

And do you wanna know what our favorite little Pire is brooding about in the car while he waits for his siblings to finish up their last class of the day? He’s sitting in the car, wondering if Bella thinks he’s pretty. I wish I was kidding, but no, this man is literally sitting there, wondering if Bella is attracted to him because when she is around him her heart rate and breathing picks up and she blushes. Oh, but rest assured, Bella would never have the same impure thoughts that Gross Jessica Stanley had about Edward.

Leave Jessica alone.

Also, Eddie? Bullshit. As someone who lived in your girlfriend’s head for 4 books, I can absolutely tell you that she has all kinds of impure thoughts about your marble adonis self, and she should probably be confessing to a priest because of them.

Anyway, Eddie thinks some impure thoughts of his own (yay double standards) and gets a boner in the car. He gets very flowery and harlequinn with his little fantasy about Bella, to the point where, had this not been SM’s writing, I would have not been surprised to read the phrase ‘heaving bosom’. It’s G rated sex at its finest, guys. Be grateful that you didn’t have to read it (unless you did, in which case, I applaud you.)

I had no memories of another kind of yearning.

Just say ‘I never got a boner before Bella’ and be done with it, Eddie. Also now is the time to make your 109 year old virgin jokes, if you’re so inclined. I personally believe that it is perfectly fine if Eddie never felt sexual attraction before Bella, nor would it be a problem if he never felt sexual attraction at all. Ace people do exist. What bothers me is that this is framed in a way that is basically saying ‘You’ll feel the wiggles down there when the right person comes along’ and absolutely ignores the fact that sometimes, people never feel those kinds of attractions. Also, if you do feel those kinds of attractions but its not toward your pure and true love, you’re gross and awful like Gross Jessica Stanley.

The rest of the Cullen brood show up, and of course because Bella is so Special and Wonderful, even Jas and Emmett think she smells delicious, though, not nearly as delicious as Ed does because he’s the Most Special Cullen. Rose is mad and Alice just does as she was instructed to do by her magic future sight. Eddie is put out that he can’t spy on his lady love through her thoughts when they get to her place because he can’t stand not knowing where she is and what she’s doing at all times.

The Cullens go home and start doing various boring things. Chess, computer, TV. Rose is still pissed about the Bella thing and honestly? She has ever right to be. This puts her in danger, her and her family. It puts her husband in danger. She has every right to be mad and SM trying to frame her as bitchy and over-reacting does nothing to make me think that she is.

And Eddie. Oh Eddie. He’s playing the piano. We all know that he’s writing that stupid lullaby for Bella, and Esme is just so happy that her sweet precious baby is playing music again that she has to immediately appear and start fawning over him. Listen, I think that playing piano is a very impressive skill. It takes talent to learn and master. But treating Eddie’s little song like the next mozart piece is just stupid and I hate how everything they do is just consider the BEST THING EVER.

Alice singing along just. Boo. Go away. This was already bad enough as it was, don’t make it worse.

You are the best and the brightest of us all.

Just come out and fucking say it Esme. Or rather, just come out and fucking say it SM. It’s obvious that SM thinks her little avatars are the best and most special things to ever exist. She genuinely thinks that she’s created something to parallel the greatest lit of all time, and that her Eddie is akin to Mr. Darcy. Edward Cullen is not a good character. And he is not an interesting character. And that’s that.

God, there is an entire little section here just shitting on Rosalie. Rosalie is vain and petty. She only cares about her looks. Her whole life she was only looked at because she was pretty and it made her shallow and care only about appearance. Etc etc. Ignore the fact that Rosalie is clearly smart enough to maintain a 4.0 with the rest of her siblings, that she is skill with cars, that she does, in fact, have interests and hobbies outside of traditionally fem ones. She’s just a dumb, vain, shallow girl.

Fuck you, Eddie.

I am of the firm belief that one should never force their own beliefs on others. Never be afraid to express what you believe in, but never tell someone else they’re wrong because their beliefs are different. There are a few exceptions. One is Trump. That man is a danger and needs to be stopped. Period full stop. The other one? Alice mentions that their normal vamp friends are coming and they hunt the normal way. The Cullens have no problem with this and, in fact, just let them hunt nearby. In BD they actually loan out cars to the vamps to help them get away to hunt. The Cullens don’t eat humans, great, but they sure do aide and abet their friends that do. Murder is fucking wrong, even if to these stupid Pires, it is just a lifestyle choice.

Eddie and Emmett are hunting, some real bro bonding time. I wish that was what it was, honestly. I am aware that the Cullens are not actually related, but the have been together for a long time, and clearly have a family dynamic in place. It sure would be nice to see them attempting to act like siblings. To talk to one another, to bond, anything. But that would take time away from Eddie obsessing over his one twu wuv, Bella, so. Can’t have that.

You know what, Emmett is genuinely trying to be nice and understanding to Eddie’s pain and worry. Its actually really sweet to see it. Of course, Eddie is a grade A dick, and does not care about the effort his brother is putting in for him.

God, and Eddie is crawling into Bella’s window again. I really, really hate that, you know. Like, it’s one thing for the fucker to be obsessive and stalk her when she’s awake, but like... let her sleep dude. Just because you never have to sleep ever doesn’t mean you get to do whatever you want when other people are sleeping. Also, what was your plan gonna be if Bella had insomnia, or if she woke up for some reason in the night and you were just there? Of course, she would never catch you, for you are so wise and brilliant and shit. But like. Dude. Seriously.

So after he spends a few hours staring at Bella while she sleeps, he’s off, and goes out into the woods to follow her scent trail. Bella always compared Mike to a dog, but... idk Mike never pulled that shit. He just really feels the need to tell us that he wants to know literally everything that Bella does ever. It’s weird and creepy, dude. Just chill out.

And this chapter just kinda... fizzles out. Like, it doesn’t conclude so much as it just... ends. Kind of abruptly. And this chapter was just... boring. Like, the ones before this were bad, but they were at least bad with some flavor. This chapter was like a stale triscut.

Hope you enjoyed! As always, drop me a message or a DM if you wanna chat about this book or recommend one for my next recap series. You can buy me a snack using the CashApp tag in my bio! Love you all, thanks for reading!

#sierra recaps stuff #midnight sun #midnight sun spoilers #ms chapter 7

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What are your top pokemon games??

Official or fangame? I’ll just list both. I will say Pokemon Reborn is my top-rated overall if we combine both lists (with HGSS and Collesseum/XD following as 2 and 3 respectively.)

On Official, it’s

1. Heartgold/Soulsilver (My favorite region is Johto, and Ethan is my favorite Pokemon protagonist so…unsurprising. The games are still genuinely good though imo because of the massive amount of content and post-game and QoL stuff like following Pokemon, auto-run, etc.) I also love the nostalgic feeling of the region. Lance is also here, and I like him and his design a lot, not as much as Volkner though. Also Proton is here, and I love the dude so. Pedometer is included here.

2. Pokemon Colosseum/Pokemon XD; I include this together since they’re a duo set in terms of story. XD is the better one gameplay-wise because of the new additions of Shadow moves, more Pokemon choices, QoL changes like saving, etc. but Colosseum is the harder of the two games imo b/c of the sparsity of Pokemon–if you can play it on laptop, mod XD with Pokemon XG for massive QoL changes (Fairy Type, more shadow Pokemon, upped difficulty, etc.)

I like how this set tries new stuff and it honestly showcases how if you the Pokemon IP to a third-party, you end up with something that tries to be different and actually plays pretty well.

3. Pokemon BWBW2; included as a set because of joint story line. Honestly, I feel like BWBW2 are objectively the last great mainline series additions. Even if you didn’t care for the story, they at least tried with it and the rivals. You had the nice rival in Bianca and the “focused/ruder” rival in Cheren, and both encompassed the themes of the game (Truth with Bianca as she realizes her ineptness as a trainer and Ideals with Cheren who strives to overcome his boundaries and the player even if he never can). N is pretty awesome, and I think Ghetsis is a better Lusamine (sorry, idc for how Lusamine’s actions are brushed over and blamed on the space jellyfish). There’s a lot to enjoy in Unova imo.

Also massive post-game stuff like Join Avenue (which encourages one of the main tenets of Pokemon, interacting with others and trading; ex. “Magnemite Coil”), half the region opening up for Post-game (White Treehollow, Kyurem’s abode, etc.). The Legendaries also have home locations for the most part, and their items aren’t just given to you by random people. A lot of stuff to do that isn’t just breeding mindlessly for shinies (I mean I love doing that, but options ya know?) or online battle.

4. Pokemon Conquest; Fire Emblem (or more accurately, Nobunaga’s ambition) meets Pokemon. I like turn-based grid tactic games, and this one’s actually pretty fun. You’re encouraged to roam around and give people different Pokemon to see which ones they’re compatible with. Also another example of what can be done if Pokemon is given to a another developer.

5. Pokemon Explores of Sky (and to a lesser extent since it’s the base, Time/Darkness); you can swap this with Colloseum/XD, BWBW2 or Pokemon Conquest depending on if you prefer Pokemon’s style of play, tactics games, or dungeon crawlers. I like this one since the story’s actually pretty good, the difficulty’s nice, and especially the post-game dungeons and content.

6. Pokemon Platinum and Diamond+Pearl to a lesser extent– the region that actually has a reasonably difficult Elite Four and champion. I love the additions they have like distortion world, the melancholic feel you get at times in the Chateau area and snowfields, and the post-game Battle Frontier. However, the games run so slow without Drayano’s mods. In terms of husbandos, Volkner’s pretty nice as well, and he’s pretty high-tier for me. Cynthia’s here as well, so I guess she counts since she’s a feature every time she shows up.

7. Pokemon FRLG-The definite version of Kanto for me. Sevii Islands, callbacks (callforwards?) to the Johto games with the Rocket Admins, decent difficulty and ability to sequence break somewhat, etc. It gives new experiences for those who’ve played the OG versions, but doesn’t change them drastically. The “you can’t evolve anything outside of the OG 151 before post-game” is stupid though. Lance is here as well, but his half Dragonite/Dragonair team annoys me b/c of how repetitive it is, but product of the time as well and the HGSS first battle had that as well but at least they’re all evolved.

8. Pokemon Red/Blue Rescue Team-I like this one since the story’s still good and incorporates the idea of a human being transported to a Pokemon world, but I just feel like Sky’s gameplay improvements and portraits for everyone trumps this one. I like Gengar a lot and his team. I also think the difficulty on this one (depending on starter and partner) is fairly good at times (The Moltres fight is actually pretty difficult if you don’t have Pikachu or a water type partner).

9. Pokemon Emerald and to a lesser extent Ruby/Sapphire–Battle Frontier, Scott and Smeargle cave (ie. post-game content), beautiful promotional artwork (including ORAS’s), fairly difficult battles at time if you aren’t prepared/going in blind with no excessive grinding (2nd May battle, Flannery, etc.), hidden secrets like Regis and Secret Bases. However, the latter half is so boring with the excessive surfing and lackluster variety. Steven’s here, and he’s a dreamboat even with the sprite graphics.

10. Pokemon Channel and Hey you, Pikachu!-Weird I know. This would be higher if I didn’t think this was a niche pick. It’s just really relaxing, and I want another one, especially if you can get more Pokemon to raise. It’s a lot more fun once you play it. I like exploring with Pikachu and it offers a look into the world of Pokemon as a non-trainer. I really want another one tbh.

11. Pokemon Rangers series (Ranked from favorite to lowest; Shadows of Almia–>OG–>Guardian Signs; all are good but that’s my preference) The gameplay is actually pretty fun, and I wish we got another one. They could use Joycons as a styler. Spencer, Sven, and Lunick are also pretty cute

12. Pokken Tournament- What battles should feel like in mainline if they injected millions of dollars into the mainline, so unrealistic expectation. I think Pokken is a decent fighting game. The moves are nice, and the music is good. This can go lower if you don’t care for fighting games.

13. Pokemon Battle Revolution and Stadium games-They’re mostly battle simulators with some mini-games. The animations are actually pretty lively and fun compared to SWSH’s. I would like to rank this higher, but there is no story mode sadly. It’s great if you want to see what Pokemon would look like in-scale.

14. Pokemon X/Y-I think these are actually pretty nice if only for the fact there isn’t excessive handholding; it’s there but it doesn’t force me to put down the game out of boredom. The outfits are genuinely pretty cute. However, the rivals are ridiculously terrible, difficulty is either too low or unbalanced if you use/turn off exp. share. Let’s put ORAS here as well b/c I think the lack of Battle Frontier and mediocre post-game, getting Lati@s early, etc. drops it down from Emerald. The PSS system is amazing though.

15. Pokemon Trozei and Pokemon Pinball series-Yeah, I’ve played these. Trozei’s actually pretty cool as a match-3 game, and pinball is pinball. You also get slightly more lore into the Pokemon world with Lucy Fleetfoot. I like match-3 and pinball so very much a YMMV. Pop Gates to Infinity and Super Mystery Dungeon here as well. Idk, they just lack the magic of the first two entries.

16. Pokemon Snap, Pokemon Dash, all the other spin-offs I didn’t talk about-they all offer something fun, but I just wish it was either updated for modern times and not released again (like with Snap) or a bit more (in the case of Detective Pikachu and Pokepark series). Pop Puzzle League games here as well. I like them, but they aren’t much besides Tetris games. Same goes for the Pokemon Trading Card games; they’re nice, but not super great imo.

???. Pokemon Box/Ranch/all the other storage games and stuff like Dream Radar-Idk what you’d want me to say since they’re storage space or gimmick games to catch HA Pokemon. You do get Extremespeed Zigzagoon which I love since the little buggers are very adorable.

Bottom Tier. Pokemon SM and USUM. I hate these games. They’re cash grabs (more so than usual) with being $40 a piece and the updated versions being barely changed (and actually feeling like what should have been released first). Incredibly handholding, areas feel half-baked, lacks areas to explore for the most part, Lillie is kinda annoying for me tbh (which hurts because you’re supposed to feel for her and the game’s story hinges on that), and the player is an actual detriment to what they’re trying to achieve story-wise. A big shame b/c Alola is a pretty region and Team Skull is great in concept, but execution is awful. Stated as someone who has bought all 4 versions to keep, and 2 extras for gifting.

Absolute Bottom Tier- Pokemon Masters, incredibly terrible mobage game coming from someone who plays FGO, FEH, etc. lack of meaningful content, grinding but meaningless b/c of said lack of content (ex. FGO gates you with mats but it makes you feel like you’re growing with your servants and offers a story and events to compensate; basically, a sense of achievement). CO-OP is pretty bad when you can just hop over to GBF or something if you want guilds and group content. I’m still gonna wait for Ethan and Volkner to appear though.

Unrated-OG RBGY and OG GSC (the remakes are superior outside of nostalgia factor imo so I think it’d be unfair for them to take a spot), LGPE (didn’t buy them b/c pricing but the colors are vibrant and I love that), SWSH (didn’t buy them because I have opinions on the cuts and stuff and price point doesn’t look appealing for what’s offered), Pokemon Mini (these were included with Pokemon Channel), Magikarp Jump+Duel (Duel was a cash grab and Magikarp Jump is cute but no real opinion on it), Pokemon Go (weird spot where I like it, but I don’t live in an area with safe walking areas so very much area-dependent), Arcade games (I don’t live in Japan for that), Perdue Farm games (they’re flash games made to promote so…), Pokemon Rumble (enjoyable but not memorable for me imo) etc.

Fangames-

1. Pokemon Reborn-150+ hours of content, visible themes that permeate the story and characters, beautiful spritework for some of the areas, intuitive usage of TMs/HMs and some logic (ex. Field Effects that emulate anime battling in turn-based rpg such as Corrosive Field; using Rock Smash to break the glass in some areas to solve puzzles, etc.), actual difficulty that hinges on how much you understand Pokemon (ex. IVs, stats, EVs, etc.) that’s fair but still difficult, puzzles and rewards for exploring and coming back to areas, etc. Fantastic game that I wish Gamefreak had attempted to emulate (perhaps not the darker themes but the ambition basically). Has some kinks with the revolving door of characters and such but still fantastic. Also offers custom shiny sprites, custom egg sprites, and online play like Wonder Trade and battling.

2. Pokemon Rocket Edition-Not done but I think this is a fantastic hack so far story-wise and how it implements its mechanics. You’re a Rocket Grunt, but you aren’t OP. It deals with the politics behind Kanto and Team Rocket. Still being worked on.

3. Pokemon Viridian Version-Another “play as a Rocket” game. Funny yet still can be serious; it takes the tone of the anime and understands when to be serious and when to not be. It feels like it would fit into the canon tone-wise, and deconstructs the “it’s cool to be a Rocket!” thing.

4. Pokemon Gaia-Excellent and a huge callback to classic Pokemon in story. It’s an OG region and offers a lot to do.

5. Drayano hacks- QoL updates but his work actually adds a lot to the games+new events.

Anyways, that’s my list. There’s a lot of Pokemon content, but this is how I feel for the most part.

#long post #i will say Piers is high tier husbando though

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