No one told me growing up was having two degrees and being a doctor and still being fucking DUMB and trying to impress the popular kids in high school
I’m just saying that maybe it wouldn’t have turned out quite as bad.
Evil Ikea. The throne of bleached skulls has a 70-page instruction manual
there are two categories of mystery/true crime youtubers
I don't agree with Martin's assessment that the supernatural trauma brought them together, and I think most of the time it actually made things harder, provided obstacles and kept them from talking.
BUT. I do have to give some credit to the one and only supernatural monster that actually did bring them closer, ultimate wingman Jane Prentiss. In just one season, she:
Trapped Martin in his flat, making Jon worry and shaking him out of his existing preconception of him.
Got him living in the archives, forcing the two of them to see each other more.
Stalked and terrorized the archives, giving them something to feel solidarity about (as they were the only two taking her seriously as a threat at the time.)
Trapped them in a room together, leading to a heart-to-heart.
Brought Martin to a realization about his feelings after he thought the worms had killed Jon. (MAG 186 - Quiet)
Got Jon thinking that actually maybe Martin is pretty capable after all due to how he handled the attack. (MAG 42 - Grifter's Bone)
Even after she died her corpse became a thoughtful gift for Martin to give Jon. If that isn't true wlw (worm loving woman)/mlm solidarity, I don't know what is.
dumb Obey Me! headcannons because why not
Mammon is a fan of Britney Spears, doesn’t want to admit it. Sometimes he steals MC’s phone just to listen to her songs
Asmo is in love with Ru Paul’s drag race. Watches it all the time when he gets the chance to watch human-world TV
Levi definitely doodles MC in his notebook when he’s in class
Satan’s favorite book genre is erotica
Lucifer has a picture of MC under his bed and will NOT let anyone else see it. It’s a completely normal picture, he just claims it as his and his alone
MC calls the boys “submissive and breedable” all the time but nobody knows what it means
Belphie flips Simeons cape over his head all the time when walking by each other in the hallway
Divaldo uses deez nuts jokes (he got owned by MC) but has absolutely no idea what it means
Mammon has a picture of MC taped to one of his pillows and uses it for kissing practice
Mammon also has a body pillow of his credit card
Beel thinks him an MC are friends with benefits but doesn’t know what it actually stands for
He had a very awkward conversation with MC after that
Mammon cried like a fucking baby getting his ears pierced
Belphie when through a scene phase
Almost all of the brothers will walk into MC’s room unannounced like it’s theirs
Lucifer hates washing machines (why? don’t know)
My teacher has a poster on my wall and I honestly think that it’s a picture of a tumblr sexyman from an alternate timeline. There’s just something about it that makes me think some people would go crazy for it