I spent way too much time on what is essentially a shitpost...
But anyways. Post-Meursault road trip AU because it's funny to me and I couldn't rest until I drew this. (Read right to left.)
Basically, Sigma gets the information needed to stop Fukuchi but Fyodor escapes with the help of Hohol. Cat thief is alive and the four of them escape the prison and have to chase after Fyodor, leading to an impromptu road trip none of them want. Along the way, they pick up Adam to help with tracking him down.
Chuuya speaks to everyone else but is very adamant about not talking to or responding to Dazai at all - giving him the cold shoulder, basically. Dazai can't decide if he is more insulted that Chuuya isn't talking to him or that he's resisting his attempts at goading him through sheer determination. Adam is concerned at how tired Chuuya is and keeps making occasional offers to drive but he knows Chuuya's driving because he needs a distraction. Sigma is terrified someone is going to snap and he's going to get caught in the crossfire. Cat girl is having the time of her life.
(If you can't read my shoddy handwriting, here's the dialogue:
Thief: "Did you know that even with seatbelts, people die all the time in car crashes?"
Thief: "I thought that was interesting."
Adam: "Master Chuuya, if you are getting too tired, I would be happy to switch -"
Chuuya: "Nah, 'm good."
Adam, musing to himself: "The majority of accidents are caused by human error. If human drivers were replaced by androids, the roads would be safer."
Adam: "By which I mean the latest autonomous models, like myself. Those 'self-driving AI' are a disgrace."
Dazai, muttering after flicking a crumpled paper: "Chuuya, pay attention to me.")
@single-use-ship-of-theseus You get it!!!
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I’m a catgirl. I’m cute of course, but I’m also prideful. I’m very territorial over my subjects. If you mess with me then you’re in for a world of hurt. I’ve got everyone wrapped around my finger, and everyone likes it that way. My glare is fierce, and nobody can resist cracking under it and submitting to me.
But then, I heard that sound.
click good girl~
One of the people I was subjugated made this odd sound, and said those words. Still it didn’t feel bad, honestly it felt kinda good, so I let it slide.
I went over to her again. I wanted some stress relief and she was always quite obedient, always closing her eyes and grinning whenever I called her. She’d bark and lie on her back every time I did anything, exposing the collar on her neck with her name written across it. I guess it was some kinda submission pose. Either way she made a very willing plaything, always saying
“Good girls like me don’t use our minds, we just obey, cuz that’s what makes us feel all warm and fuzzy.”
However this time something was different. When I called her over, she bounded over towards me, barking all excitedly, but instead of lying at my feet, she jumped on me. Normally I would’ve cut down anyone who tried that with my claws, but I was surprised because I never expected it from her. I was going to throw her off and punish her, but I hesitated. It seemed she had something in mind.
She did. She pulled me into a deep, wet kiss, and before I could throw her off her paw pressed against my crotch. I froze. I didn’t know what was happening but it felt good. It felt right, being underneath her. My arms were wrapped around her but I couldn’t make myself throw her off, instead I held onto her and pulled her in.
click Awww, such a good girl~ click
I didn’t know what was happening, but I couldn’t make myself stop it. It felt so good, every time I built enough willpower to start pushing her away, I felt the searing pain of her absence, and fell back down into her, unable to resist the urge to pull her back in. More than that, with every time I pulled her back, I heard another beautiful sound.
That’s right, you need me. Such a good girl~ click
She pushed me down further, my back on the floor, desperately pulling her against me as she rubbed my crotch, her mouth still alternating between feeling every inch of my mouth, or praising my wonderful obedience. Her paw lifted off my crotch, and at first I protested, but was reminded to never doubt her. Her own crotch began to rub against mine, and my pleasure intensified tenfold. I couldn’t hold it anymore. As she moved her head back for another round of praise, a moan escaped my throat.
Mrrreow~
Everything stopped. My mind went wild. What’s going on? Why won’t she keep going? Did I do something wrong? Did I disappoint her? My fears were validated when I looked in her eyes. She looked down at me in disgust. I couldn’t bear it. I just wanted to crawl in a hole and die, to carve out my stomach in a fatal apology for whatever mistake I made.
That’s not how good girls do it.
Her voice was cold and distant. I had to appease her. I had to return to where we were. I tried to think, but nothing came. My mind kept wandering back to the absence I felt all over me with her now gone. My mind failed me.
That’s it. I shouldn’t have been using my mind. After all,
Good girls like me don’t use our minds, we just obey, cuz that’s what makes us feel all warm and fuzzy.
I let go of my mind. I let go of all my thoughts, all my pride, all my territory.
“…”
With my now empty mind, something new bubbled up. I could feel my body changing, but thought nothing of it, because I had no thoughts. A new sound came from my mouth, but now rather than fail to hold it down, I succeeded in thrusting it outward.
Woof~
I had never seen such a big smile move across her face. Just seeing it brought me greater joy than I’d ever felt. Before I knew it her tongue was on my face again, but this time licking the top, rather than going in my mouth. The whole time she was returning barks back to me, coupled with a symphony of beautiful noise.
click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click
The noises filled me with elation like never before. My mind had no say anymore. My body propelled itself to ultimate salvation. I barked at every opportunity, and licked her face while she licked mine. Our crotches furiously rubbed against each other until our bliss reached its grand finale. While I layer in a motionless daze, she had some final purpose to fulfill. I heard a familiar, but slightly different sound.
Click~
I panted, barked, and wagged my tail on instinct, wishing to obey the sound, before then noticing where it came from. Around my neck was a brand new collar, with a brand new name on it.
“You don’t need that old name of yours. This one fits you much better. Now be a good girl and show your owner how much you appreciate her.”
“Woof~”
I’m a puppygirl. I’m cute of course, but I’m also loyal. I’m very territorial over my owner. If you mess with her then you’re in for a world of hurt. She’s got me wrapped around her finger, and I like it that way. Her gaze is entrancing, and nobody can resist cracking under it and submitting to her.
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