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incorrectbp · 1 year
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gyuvin: we've got an idea.
gunwook: does it involve breaking the law?
junhyeon: by now don't you think that's a given?
gunwook: i was just trying to be optimistic.
gyuvin: don't bother.
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doctortwhohiddles · 4 months
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I'll never cease to be amazed at how good Patty is at ignoring Mstoxictea and Aeltri's antisemitic posts. Or just how bad the Unholy Trinity is at understanding politics and foreign affairs. Or anything about anything.
Aeltri just reblogged her idiotic conspiracy about Sophie being a Mossad agent who was sent to Argentina to prepare a land grab. She's using the new president decree about allowing foreigners to buy land. It'll be fun to watch try and explain why Milei will get ousted from power. I highly doubt the guy will last one year as president before the Argentinians revolt against him. It already started.
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nix-chan49 · 1 year
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Me: I burnt my tongue trying to drink the coffee
My older sister : por pendeja (idiot)
My older brother: it because you need to do this
*proceeds to blow into the Starbucks coffee with all his might, spilling it all over himself and the top blown off*
My sister: fucking dumbass (she laughed so loud)
This happened 2 hours ago I swear me and my siblings smart but together we all share a single braincell 😂
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delicatedarknight · 4 months
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Dick: uhh..why is Clark umm..sitting on Bruce's lap
Jason: he came as Santa Claus
Tim: not this year too..
Jason: he asked what's his wish
Dick: don't tell me Bruce again asked for a kiss on his stick for good luck
Jason:[snorting] yeah
Dick: [snickering] When will Clark realize Bruce means his golf stick and not that stick
Tim:[unfazed] Not until Bruce pulls out a ring and asks Clark to wear it as some future Christmas punishment.
Jason: But Bruce is slick for asking Clark to sit on his lap as a punishment this year
Dick: I hope from next year they will stop playing gay chicken
Jason: nah I wanna see how far they gonna go before one of them actually confesses
Tim: easy for you to say, I don't think me going temporarily blind on mission excuse is gonna work next time if I again accidentally walk on them
Dick: Lucky you, I had to pretend I had amnesia for a month. It was hell. Imagine pretending life doesn't suck. Lol can't be me
Jason: not like I didn't walk on them and said 'Good boys go to heaven, bad boys go to Bangkok' and boom he grounded me.
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oftenlyshitposting · 6 months
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sabine: i've been told that i have a really unique way of lighting up the rooms i enter
shin: .... and that is a really unique way of telling us you are a pyromaniac arsonist
ezra: you literally have ten arson charges, sabine
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melveres · 1 year
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naps in ramshackle
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blue-orangeade · 1 year
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3racha + hyunjin dorms
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raccoonium · 1 year
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did i really spend actual years manually lowering polys when there's a way to lower them automatically without messing the uvs
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x0xx0x1 · 8 months
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Ray showing up in front of Sand’s apartment because Sand wasn’t responding to his messages.
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I don’t know, the more I think about it Ray and Nick would be great friends. They can bond over stalking the guys that they’re messing around with. Maybe they can even give each other some tips and tricks.
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orangesand-lemons-234 · 2 months
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Y'know the audio floating around currently?
"You don't hide things from the people you love! Ever."
"Rapunzel?"
"Hide your hair, woman, you gotta hide yo hair!"
This is Race, Albert, and Jojo's friendship in a nutshell.
Race is an extremely impulsive person who gets himself in big shit sometimes, often ending with him walking out with a couple of battle scars before.
While Albert is a bit more supportive and is usually the one who pushes him to go through with the fights, Jojo is not.
Jojo will and has gotten quite mad at Race for hurting himself in a fight. He will eventually calm down and help out with his injuries, but he will be very angry for quite a while.
So when Race comes home with injuries, Albert's imidiete instincts are to hide them to save another lecture. He can not handle Jojo screaming "And Jesus, it's like you forget that brass knuckles actually hurt when they hit your face, you stupid mother fucker-" one more time.
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megumini · 1 year
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tiny yoon hak yona for the soul
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wishi-selfships · 3 months
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me and the girls (but we're all the same person)
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Close ups of each one under the cut! 🔽🔽
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YEAHHHH my girls I love 'em. Wishi the general insert/sona who encompass most of my inserts because of lore. Gabi who is both an insert, persona, and also legitimately just me but with a white ring in my eyes for lore reasons. Rye who is only ONE of my Sonic inserts (the other one is a secret 😋 lmao) and who also got a redesign. As you can see. Said goodbye to the brown and hello to the black :3c
Based off this image ^-^ but I. Took a few liberties ♡♡
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llovely · 5 months
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strength magic and courage more like dumb dumber and dumbest <3
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astral-nautical · 14 days
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Are we talking about mpreg in here?
oh not you too
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xiaoluclair · 4 months
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And follower here, im so dumb I just realised the pun in your name…the pronunciation…d’oh
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venusvity · 7 months
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If Jihan is friends with Jinhwa then he definitely enabled his antics and probably has the same traits as him. Hayul isn't perfect cause she has favorites but she's the better option so sorry Lunarix :(
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as @speakinofkpop would say:
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