#dumb ships

[c0zyasc0ffe3]

CHAT ⟟ WANNA SEE MORE STUPID KHAN X NORI CONTENT PLS THEYRE SO GOOFY AND DUMB AND ITS JUST DANGEROUS BEING X DUMB GUY IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE AND ⟟ LOVE THEM SM PLEASE ⟟ NEED MORE OF THEM CHAT CHAT PLEASE CHA-

#chat pls make it happen #chat pls #pls chat pls #murder drones #murder drones Khan x Nori #khori #dumb ships #these idiots are gonna drive me up the wall #it’s 12pm #help #they’re so stupid chat

[pro-logue-epi-logue]

Will would rather have Alex wandering in the ocean then go after her, BECAUSE HE WANTS TO CELEBRATE DEVIL'S NIGHT AND BE WITH EMMY!!

If this doesn't tell you about will's fellings towards emory then nothing will.

Willalex ship still doesn't make any sense

#dumb ships #the devil's night #the devils night #devil's night #devils night #the devil's night series #emory scott #will grayson iii #jo read's nightfall #nightfall #willemmy #nightfall epilogue

[snuffydoo]

Flirting????

#pomni x caine #caine x pomni #showtime #showtime ship #tadc showtime #pomni #caine #tadc #the amazing digital circus #caine tadc #pomni tadc #I'd draw fluff of them more but I get more dumb drawing ideas more #they're funny like that

[freckleslikestars]

Fred, you had a part people loved. I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my BOOBS and how they fit into my suit. No one bothered to ask me what I do on the show.

Sigourney Weaver as Gwen DeMarco in Galaxy Quest (1999)

#cinematv #filmtvcentral #chewieblog #usercreate #userthing #galaxy quest #sigourney weaver #gwen demarco #galaxy quest gifs #my gifs #sigourney weaver gifs #film gifs #filmedit #gwen demarco feeling all of our frustrations with sci-fi #we have no extra beryllium sphere on board #look i have one job #on this lousy ship #why is it always ducts #dumb spinning fan #well screw that #well fuck that #let gwen say fuck #this episode was badly written #whoever wrote this episode should die

[shycorvid]

Damian being moronsexual and getting a crush on Danny Fenton against his will. Danny does something so fucking idiotic and he goes to Jason and says, “I have taken after my mother. Todd, as the only reasonable man in this family, it is now your duty to put me out of my misery.” And Jason’s all, “you had your chance the first time I shot you.”

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dead serious #dead serious ship #dumb little snippets

[tennant-the-tigger]

Found!

Sometimes I wonder if Mulder has ever lost sight of Scully in the crowd because of her height

TXF Fanart ☆ MSR Fanart ☆ Tall and smol post

#the x files #fox mulder #dana scully #mulder and scully #txf fanart #msr fanart #msr #baby agents #The Mother-Ship #my art #scully my short queen #forgive me #I like drawing dumb shit #she be like an angry cat though #I'm a sucker for height difference #x files fanart

[rennelelorren]

My first actual zutara art, guys!!!!

And, wow, my inner child was healed a little in the proces (I always was scared to draw them).

#atla #avatar the last airbender #atla fanart #zutara #katara #atla katara #atla zuko #zuko #fire lord zuko #technically it`s my second art for ship but this time zutara is the main focus and there no denial of it #zutara fanart #I was scared to draw them for ages #but it`s come sooo easy that I almost feel dumb #укртамблер #украрт #український tumblr

[clarissasbakery]

save me nerd/jock friendship…..

#my art #illustration #ii test tube #ii trophy #not a ship but i’ll tag it #trophtube #inanimate insanity #ii humanized #ii fanart #object shows #fan art #art #my artwork #bfdi #ii paintbrush #ii fan #i had a very dumb au idea for them #i may do more of it but #you can kind of see what it is here

[transvampireboyfriend]

part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6 - part 7 - part 8

"I'm just saying, if the heat bothers you so much, you could cut your hair" Nancy points out, after declining Eddie's pleas for her spare scrunchie.

Robin sits on Nancy's lap, clutching the back of Steve's seat and she looks at Steve through the side mirror like she's afraid that he's about to go on a mission to defend Eddie's honor or something but Steve rolls his eyes at her. He's not that gone.

Or at least he knows how to hide it well.

Eddie's lost several of Nancy's favorite hair accessories and two weeks ago she bowed to never lend him any ever again.

Which, does not stop Eddie from asking her anyway at least once a day.

But the point is, even if Steve wanted to, Eddie's honor cannot be defended in this situation.

Nancy's leaning behind Argyle's back now to glare at the metalhead. Steve can see them in the rearview mirror.

Eddie gasps "I would never" he says, clutching his chest dramatically.

Steve secretly breathes a sigh of relief.

Johnathan chuckles at the wheel. "But you could" he comments, eyes on the road.

Steve can see Argyle subtly laughing and shaking his head out of the corner of his eye.

Today is a rare occasion, Jonathan is driving them in Steve's car.

The goal of Steve's rant earlier about having to drive them everywhere was to get Eddie to drive them, so Steve could sit shotgun and watch Eddie drive.

Instead, Jonathan had offered first and then Steve couldn't go in the backseat because he's in charge of their map.

But whatever, this is fine too. He trusts Jonathan and it is nice to get a break and to be able to fully turn around when he's talking to someone in the backseat.

"Jon, I would lose all my sex appeal, you don't get it" Eddie answers, getting a box of Twinkies from one of the many bags they packed and placed on the floor of Steve's car.

"I get it" Argyle chimes in, watching Eddie pull out a Twinkie and shaking his head no when Eddie offers him one.

"You'd still be sexy with short hair" Robin comments from her seat on Nancy's lap.

Everyone turns to look at her.

"What?" she shrugs "I can say that"

Nancy chuckles into her shoulder.

Steve opens their map again to stop thinking about Eddie's 'sex appeal', even as the guy is excitedly munching on a Twinkie in the backseat of Steve's car.

He's got cream in the corner of his mouth and he clearly put more in his mouth than he can comfortably chew. He's leaning one elbow on Argyle's shoulder, his hand holding half a Twinkie, his other hand holds his mop of hair up in a high bun, causing his cut off tank to sit barely covering his nipples, his tattoos on display and his armpit hair fully visible.

Steve's fairly certain nobody else in this car would get it, but to him the sight is mouth watering. The guy is practically irresistible.

"I don't think i would've gone on even half the dates I've gone on if i didn't have my hair" Steve muses, for something to say and to add to Eddie's point, even though he agrees with Robin.

Almost everyone answers with agreeable noises, except Eddie and Robin.

Robin snorts and says "You are relentless"

While Eddie says "You don't get dates for your hair" at the same time. In a tone that suggests he thinks this is an obvious thing.

"I mean- it doesn't hurt" provides Nancy, she sends Steve an apologetic look but Steve waves her off. It's a compliment as far as he's concerned, he loves his hair.

Eddie finishes his treat and opens a new one while everyone else gives their opinions.

"For a lot of people, hair is a big part of attraction" Jonathan is saying, trying to seem like he's not speaking from experience.

"Especially hair as luscious as Steve's" Argyle agrees, leaning forward to lightly comb the side of Steve's hair, making him laugh.

"Thanks, man" Steve says overlapping Eddie's response.

"And I agree!" he exclaims "I'm saying he doesn't get dates because of his hair." Eddie goes on, waving his new Twinkie around for emphasis. "People throw themselves at Steve, and always will, but it's not because of his hair" he repeats.

Steve feels his cheeks heat up but still asks "Then why?"

"Well, because you're very pretty!" Eddie answers easily, like everyone should already know this.

Steve keeps his eyes carefully trained on the map, like he needs to study it meticulously, right this moment, while they're in the middle of a highway.

His cheeks are burning up and he can feel it spreading to his ears.

"And that's if they don't know you!" Eddie continues "If they do know you they know you're kind and brave and strong ...and generous and funny. Who wouldn't want all that in a date?" Eddie finshes.

Oh I don't know, you? Maybe? Do you? Steve thinks.

"Even bald, people would still go crazy for you" Eddie adds, his words slightly muffled towards the end as he shoves almost all of the new Twinkie in his mouth but apparently thinks better of it, biting all but a small piece.

"Here. You want the rest of this?" Eddie offers Steve, talking through his mouthful, and presenting the small piece with his ringed fingers, right in front of Steve's face.

Without thinking, Steve leans forward and takes it with his mouth, his lips burning where they touched Eddie's fingers.

As Eddie retrieves his hand Steve realizes what he just did and how quiet the car got.

He sends Robin a panicked look through the side mirror as Jonathan awkwardly clears his throat.

"Argyle's got nice hair" Robin tries.

The car immediately fills up with enthusiastic agreement and Steve slowly breathes out.

He can't bring himself to look at Eddie as he chews on his bite. He practically licked Eddie's fingers. Unprompted! The guy probably meant for Steve to grab the treat and then eat it. If he even accepted it at all!

Steve feels like an idiot and he frowns at the map again, willing himself to ignore the goosebumps in his arms and the tickling on his lips.

He doesn't see Eddie worriedly staring at him for the remaining of their conversation, until Nancy takes pity on him and offers up her spare scrunchie to distract him.

part 2

#if there's one thing you should know about them is this: they are sooooo dumb <3 #steddie #steveddie #steddie headcanon #stranger things #. #i hope the car configuration isn't too confusing here #also i didn't tag the other ships bc they're so minimal and I don't wanna clog those tags #also this could be platonic. or it could be polycule. you decide :) #i might have a part two but don't tell #also if this by some curse this is seen by someone who was there when i acted like Eddie is acting here SHUT UP #this is fictionalized and NOT YOUR BUSINESS #steddie lake fic

[13eyond13]

the way they're saying I need to kill you yet also hello my love all at once here lmao

#never getting over this dumb ship sorry! #Light is like #trying to be sarcastic but is actually being sincere too there #or maybe not sarcastic but #insincere? fake nice... just telling L what he thinks he'd want to hear / what other people see their relationship at school as #and yet under the fake niceness hes actually like what 'im saying is 100% true btw' #and that is proven by the story later on... #anyways!!!!! #light yagami #l lawliet #lawlight #p #death note

[4525yaoi]

au part dos

#simon and heather are the ultimate sibling duo #i will kill u if u tag them as ship #simon doesn't hate leon but he hates taking orders from him even if its for his own good #they always argue for some dumb shittt #anyways THEEEM #silent hill #heather mason #cry of fear #simon henriksson #resident evil #re4 #leon scott kennedy #doodle #treqaww #thats a lot of tags holy shiiit

[pachimation]

you ever joke about a ship to yourself and then, like, kinda like it? and then you joke about it to friends and it’s totally an ironic thing bc it’s not like you actually like this character and god forbid you actually like this ship. and then something happens but like it’s literally nothing (museum event) and then you take a couple screenshots or like record a cutscene (museum event!!!). and then maybe you wake up after working on ship art of them and like you’re wishing there’s more art for this ship and you’re polling ppl on instagram about what the widely agreed upon ship name is and then you’re like, aw FUCK.

anyway, ah FUCK. they’re actually kinda cute together ngl.

#honkai star rail #sampo koski #caelus #hsr mc #samcae #is that it??? is that the ship name???? #thats what ppl on insta told me like i’m nost asking ppl publicly on twit #ANYWAY I HATE SAMPO I HATE HIS DUMB FACE #caelus im sorry bby i keep shipping you with him but i like your complete and utter dislike of this man #that one fourth wall breaking cutscene had me like hmmm on samcae but the museum scene #caelus just annoyedly staring sampo for like several seconds was so good #*sigh*​ #*shoves the two of them into the Machine* #my art

[krazieka2]

Assassins!! They’re friends!!!!

#I ship em tbh #I think they should open up an orphanage together #fire emblem #fe engage #2023 art #yunaka #zelkov #art like this always does worse than my dumb comics #which is absolutely not surprising btw #I too would rather retweet or reblog silly things #still it does mean I draw stuff like this a lot less in my free time #I am not immune to validation #carrying over my posts from twitter choo chooooo

[chaikachi]

She's doing her best, okay?

Loosely inspired by that one scene from Friends.

#if you clown on this post you owe me financial compensation #and also will be blocked on sight uwu #rwby #ruby rose #oscar pine #penny polendina #weiss schnee #rosegarden #whiterose #nuts and dolts #ship wars are dumb lets stop taking everything so seriously hmm?

[royalarchivist]

Everyone this week: *lore, conspiracy theories, long conversations with Cucurucho, multiple attempts to summon the Binary Monster*

Spreen when lore:

#Spreen #ElSpreen #Cucurucho #Osito Bimbo #QSMP #(THIS IS A JOKE) #Spreen and Rubius have both been getting a lot of annoying fans / harassment the past few weeks #Spreen for not being a dad and Rubius because ??? people just don't like his Angel / Demon character. and because of dumb shipping things #But seeing Spreen leaning into the ''nope no lore for me'' joke cracked me up LMAO they've all got such a good sense of humor #Look at that smile he knows EXACTLY what he's doing #NO HESITATION #anyways he logged back on after like 2 minutes and talked to Cucurucho #I'm PRETTY sure he said ''ok guys I'm gonna order some food'' at the end there but not confident enough to write that in the description #Man really just ''NOPE''-ed outta there lmfao #He's also saying ''who's placing blocks?'' at the beginning

[tennant-the-tigger]

Photo Opportunity

Ext. J Edgar Hoover FBI Headquarters M: Scully, you've got to take a photo of me here!

TXF Fanart ☆ MSR Fanart

#the cop meme #the iconic mulder stance #x files fanart #the x files #fox mulder #dana scully #mulder and scully #msr fanart #txf fanart #msr #The Mother-Ship #my art #I like drawing dumb shit