#dumb story

[patrothestupid]

Hey ! For halloween here's a small comic totally unrelated (Thanks to @nyarlawock(on twitter) for the help with the translation)

#furry #furry art #furry anthro #anthro art #comics #scalie #dumb story #it was for a comic marathon #Not my best but I'm glad how it turned out and was easy to translate for once

[sasashihearst]

(1) waking up in a completely different world ⊹₊｡ꕤ˚₊⊹

Before this fanfic story started , this story completely base on my own personal desire; self indulgence and bad grammar and wording;comedy comment and adding traditional that Genshin couldn’t put so i put my own pleasure to .And is based on my own oc so everything might’ve been occed but i will entirely focus on the lore and twist it , that all for you to know and most of my oc love list is mostly woman because i want to pamper and love them adding alot of fluffy things for them

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

Coming from a class as well with an exhausting katana classes for an upcoming semester and competition that can bonus’s to my degree . In Japanese these schedules is hectic as hell to the point makes me wants to sleep from a bad headache that suddenly appeared on the right side of the back of my head as i try to sleep comfortably on the bed without shifting to not feeling like i have a cemented my head to something and having a distraction from someone snoring so loud making me could wish i have my own room. A few hours passed and listening to countless asmr that makes me feel secondhand embarrassment yet it sooth my heart that it was me WHO listen to it as I drift to the blissful silence

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Waking feeling something soft yet sharp poking at my nape making me wince but it’s more like me being dramatic to someone or something that making me wake up as i slowly flutters my eyelid slowly as i get use to my surroundings making me jump as i realise I don’t remember me sleeping outside nor in this new environment making me look around in a anxious manner. The most luscious emerald grass that is softly damp and press under me as i was staring at the most greenest leaf that was softly moving in a slow mo motion that was brutally attacked by the gently wind as i lay on the floor as flower surrounded me like a flower bed as i was too reminded that i was wearing a completely different attire than my own clothes. ‘At least I don’t look like I’m homeless in my own room anymore’ is what I thought but thinking again do i even have my own room? Even better . A house to live? But shook my head gently as i too have to wake up and sit up just like the wind that was softly encouraging me to wake up and see the beautiful scenery making me feel like I’m appreciated and loved in this place by no one particularly ‘how weird? I never felt more comfortable and warm in nature if anything I should be happy there’s no bug on me’ as i shiver at the thought a slimy bug on me.

Standing up too quickly isn’t a preferred approach as I quickly felt lightheaded and headache making me wobbly forced me to lean back on the trunk of the tree you see is because of Orthostatic hypotension — also called postural hypotension that’s caused by standing up too fast ‘why the hell am I thinking this??’ As i shook my head like I disturbed myself with this dumb information. Wanting to see myself and checking myself out in this new image , well I could tell the looks of it but wanting to see the full image make me have the energy to walk but with a grumble from my empty stomach make me rethink my decision a little bit on seeing myself. After walking a few hours every minutes feel like a knife been stabbing me every countless of me walking into nowhere as i saw a tree with a generous amount of fruit as i happy jogs there as my eyes have the delight expression ‘finally goodies’ I thought to myself as i try to quickly reach to grab it but every grunt and huffed i give I couldn’t reach with these heights making me groan in annoyance as i just look at it stupidly as i sat down on the bottoms of the tree trunk as i look at the few lakes away but with no energy forced me to stay put making me close my eyes suddenly feeling a cold air soothing my hot temperatured body. But as soon i open my eyes i can quite literally see a fruit dangling from the tree as if it was leaning to a child in a motherly way teasing them feeling confuse and overwhelmed thinking the tree would fall on me as i took the fruit as i suddenly have a nostalgic sense of memory as i look at it curiously

“Why does this fruit oddly familiar?” A pear like shape but the bottom being more wrinkly with pink shade with yellowish making my eyes wide as i now understand the familiar fruit ‘is a sunsettia!—‘ with this new information is now making more aware about where i am or particularly what universe i am in. Now I’m finally grasping this information it was like in cue everything seem like something happened like the bird and animal was chirping and howling as if a celebration was held in place, the scenery shining even more like they been bathing in the sun for years only to be shining even more with something else is like their are happy you can understand what is happening to you. Well chewing on the sunsettia which you understand it belong to a certain game but-but .but. Has the khaenri’ah incident occurred yes or no? Because it may be me being anxious and being a little tiny bit more like a psychopath if I didn’t say quote on quote where the blood curling monster roaming around or maybe like dead people?— okay don’t get me wrong i like this version none trauma and ptsd and cheerful scenery but then again is weird because it is hoyoverse style to make everything and everyone possible chance to have a trauma’s one way or another.

Feeling disturbed with this dumb thoughts i got up and left the tree alone going alone where the winds going. The lake. The beautiful scenery that make the lake look ethereal as the lake being surrounded by the lush landscape and some random wood bridge that’s somewhat like broken but nevertheless it added everything that this lake never needed. ‘What a beautiful sight’ looking around thinking there’s people nearby taking a guess from the bridge but nothing but i went to the lake just the edge of it just to see a glimpse of my reflection. An entire new look

I may be from Japanese but even so I’m still a woman? And i look like i came out from taisho era , an era that war and weird fashion combination exist with weird designs and colour and adding a extra hat, yeah that era. Long sleeve white button shirt adding a layer of black blank line kimono and a colour beige hakama with ending the hakama like a bow tie appearance with another white ish beige haori. In Japanese these is suitable for a man but I’m a woman I’m afraid but i do like the hakama and right i wore a wooden geta is no wonder it added my heights but then as i look at the lake again i saw a small accessory adorned on my head as i saw a small star clipped on my hair thinking nothing of it as I still have my glass with me. And wait isn’t this entire fiasco my dream? Trying to make one of those dramatic cutscenes where the mc randomly getting an item out of nowhere; my big wide sleeves? No, i close my eyes and start to imagine something on my hand thinking i what i think would appear when i open my eyes is there? Nope, what about raiden style? Again nothing, maybe trying a new way by going through my kimono layers in those x position and going through it as I thought maybe my hand crafted umbrella that has a beautiful design and…. It work surprisingly fine let’s be honest is like raiden style of way getting her sword 1001 ways. “I’m like a damn wizard or magician at this point” opening the beautiful umbrella that originated from Japanese style and era as i walk along the tree having such a time like I’m of those cliche moments in the past few years before the incident going to occur ‘okay stop talking like that or else you’re going to jinxed my happy time here’ i mean technically i could also imagine of me having a mythical animal ear….*smirk*

But even so a dream don’t last long even the nights and terrible nights as I could hear a familiar noise coming from a small looking box buzzing as i look to the side still in my outside outfit wincing at the brightness shining to my face as i groan in my dozing sleep as i have to reluctantly have to get up and get ready for another day “I suppose the dream can wait” oh they will wait for you because even if teyvat universe age is younger than you might think they can wait for eternity as the time go longer and farther you can see

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°˖ ʚ🍓ɞ ˖°

For those whose wondering, this account is from kanasashi more over my oc name kunikanasashi hearst is her full name for the story the background is simple for her; she originated from Japanese and she involves with teyvat because she plays the game to escape from the real world from mere pressure she gotten from high achiever and sport katana so she use the chances she get to play but rarely. She has a friend name esther chuumi; my friend oc, a male both have a fluffy relationship with chuumi looking up kunikanasashi and wanting to be like her someday nonetheless is like mother and son relationships. Some habit being the same, copying others action or something similar just like a family would have. Chuumi doesn’t have a family or blood relatives so he often seen live alone; an orphanage background

How did chuumi oc get into kunikanasashi dream? I have no entirely no clue

#sagau #sagau brainrot #sagau story #sagau x reader #genshin impact sagau #sagau oc #lol memes #zhongli #raiden shogun #hearst🍓 #fanfiction #dumb stuff #dumb story

[hundrkottr]

Fun story : Once I was followed by security in a grocery store when I decided to wear my tail in public for the first time. I was buying steak. And legit had 2 guys follow me around non-discreetly. 👁

#alterhuman #otherkin #therian #therians #therianthrope #therianthropy #coyote therian #bear therian #wolf therian #dumb story #therian story #teen with tail followed by security because he was a suspicious werewolf

[nubbular]

still thinking about the time my best friend @jonnolovesfob who's one of the people who helped me out of my egg thought I was going to hatecrime him bc we didn’t know each other yet and I randomly sat next to him on the bus and I guess I just looked like that type of person? idk but it was extremely funny when he told me that

I was also even more introverted at that point so I kind of just sat there with my headphones on and didn’t interact at all, which tbf I still do

#dumb story #dumb shit Lex does

[theegoentropic]

Fandom motivation draining. For while I'm gone from here, you can know we're not gone by checking @thesprimkle , mascotted by a little guy. This little guy.

He's just a normal plush and there is absolutely not lore. *Wink wonk*

#im not dead #im just being crushed by responsibility and stress and now a haunted beanie baby is my outlet idfk #story maybe #dumb story #idk lmao

[madmonroe]

A dude at the store today had a shirt on under his work vest, that I was 99.99% sure it was Guilmon; I could just barely see the little triangle design... I don't usually have enough social courage to talk about my interests with strangers in the wild, but I was able to, a tiny bit. I asked, after he finishing ringing up our bird suet, "is that a Guilmon shirt?" And he unzipped his work vest and said "yeah! Guilmon's my favorite!" I managed a "that's awesome, I love it!"

Happy Holidays, I guess? Lol

24 Dec '22 ~ Mad

#digimon #digimon tamers #guilmon #dumb story #a day in the life of mad #text post #madmonroe

[blue-knightshade]

There was a Valentines party at school today, and there was Mario Kart being played in one of the classrooms. I went in there, proceeded to beat everyone, then my smug ass drew this to flex on everybody (because of course i was link)

#Anyway yeah sometimes im just a cocky bastard for no reason #Then i immediately go back to my self conscious self ☺️ #My art #dumb story

[vesselsscarlet]

I was/am so sleep-deprived because of my insomnia.

So, I was talking about Sleep and Vessel.. which I always do when I am just tired. Don't ask me why..

So, here is a storytime lol

My friend from uni thought while I was telling her something, I was talking about Pedro Pascal since I love this dude as much as I love Vessel (I love them equally and I owe them a lot already..).

So, I literally said (next to my other uni friend who know Ves because we saw him live together this year): "Oh God, Ves should sing me a song, and his mask, Gah, he is gorgeous as hell although i dont know how he looks like..."

And my friend was like: "Who, Pedro Pascal?"

-"No.. Ves, Sleep Token's front singer.."

She: "Who is that?" (I also recommended her 12 songs since she asked for it!!)

Then I showed her a pic of Ves, and she was like "Ooooo he does wear a mask."

And my other friend and me were like staring at her, saying "Yeah no shit! He DOES wear a mask. It is Vessel, NOT PEDRO."

And my brain with 5 hours of sleep only just shut down after that.

The picture I showed her btw: (Credit to owner)

#sleep token #vessel #vessel sleep token #dumb story #story time

[nasubibibi]

I've never ever told this to anyone but when I was younger, I thought those PWD parking spots were there for people to park their wheelchairs so I was so confused why there were cars there.

...Yes. I know. I'm dumb af. That's something I somehow never outgrew.

#PWD parking #dumb story

[spelled-like-pajamas]

okay, so I'm going to share a dumb story, mainly because I just saw a picture of a red-winged blackbird, and it reminded me

So, a few years back, I and my family took a trip up to the northeast. I say Northeast because our trips are never just “we went to one place”, they are “travel absurd distribution distances to cover the most possible land” trips.

Anyways, so, we are at Niagara Falls, and we were walking around to another part of it because it's massive, and we crossed this little bridge that's part of the river that leads to the falls. And in a tree off to the side of the guard rail, I saw a red-winged blackbird. While I've seen them, I had never been able to get a good picture. So, in order to get one, I leaned over the guard rail, stand on the bridge, and got a picture. It was so close that my sister pulled me back because she thought I was going to fall off.

Moral of the story: I dunno, just don't be stupid while admiring birds

Here’s the bird, a little grainy, but hood enough:

Also, here's a better picture of the falls because yes

#but birb #birds #niagrafalls #dumb story #also there were rabbits #just in the open #not sure why

[wildfeather5002]

As a kid I used to create characters with weird and nonsensical names. When I was 4 years old, I created an oc and named them pussy. The funniest part is that I genuinely had no idea what pussy meant back then and I showed a drawing of my new character to my grandma and happily told her their name is pussy. She looked at me shocked and told me that's an inappropriate name. I insisted that the oc's name is now pussy and it turned out into an argument XD

Eventually I gave up arguing with my grandma and came up with a different name for my oc 😅

#story time #funny stuff #random shit #childhood #dumb story #lol wtf

[traaaaaaaaash]

I woke up to bring you this absolute mess of a story idea

An aspiring Hero who looked up to their idol, who had retired. The Hero absolutely DESPISES the Villain, a jaded ex-hero. The issue is, nobody can figure out who the Villain was as a hero.

Basically the plot twist is that the Villain was the hero’s idol, before they were trans and transitioned.

#story ideas #short story #dumb story

[miasmaclockworks]

So I was on a trip about to leave..

And the dumbest thing happened-

So I was saying "BBQ Bacon Burgor with Crushed Foot Lettuce" but instead of that I said "BBQ Bacon Burgor with Frlushed" and then contemplated what I said

#short dumb story #dumb story #contemplation of what I said #I was on a trip

[ramblings-of-the-fool]

So I pick up my friend to head to class today and decide to test whether getting on the interstate or driving through town is faster. This was a horrible mistake.

The first error occurs when I take the wrong interstate entry and proceed to head in the opposite direction of my college. I notice this immediately and plan to get off at the first exit while my friend laughs at me for my 'faster route'. When I see the exit I ask my friend to put in our college on the GPS so I don't make a wrong turn. This is mistake two.

Our college is split into two canvases, one in our home town and the main campus 30 minutes away from our home town. We were at the halfway point between the main campus and the hometown campus. However since the main campus is the one that comes up on Google my friend assumes it's the hometown one and enters the directions.

We proceed to circle the wrong exit, twice, due to poor navigation skills on me and my friends part. Then once we get on the exit we begin driving even further from campus until we pass a bridge I remember leads to the main campus and call my friend out. Once again, first exit we get off. Enter the correct directions and finally begin going to our hometown campus.

We ended up taking 20 minutes longer than if we had just driven through town.

TL;DR: two idiots try to go to class. End up having a 30 minute sitcom skit.

#fucking idiots #two idiots one braincell #lol #wrong turn #short story #dumb story

[depressedgremlinbitch]

When you try to hide your smoking with incense and it goes so well that your mom compliments you for how good the apartment smells

#im deceased #didnt expect it #incense #cigarette #smoking #bad habits #teen stuff #dumb story #sometimes being witchy comes in handy

[whattheresidentdidtoday]

A Regular Alex Trebek Over Here - 3/22/23

Trivia night went ok I think. Paul showed me which cards they'd already done and those they hadn't. Turns out he missed some cause I'd ask a question and Richard would be like "I think we already did this one..." and I'd give them a joking glare while dramatically setting it down. I was nervous about it, but I think I have a better idea of how to do it next time.

Nothing much else has happened. Thurs and Fri are my last days. I'm gonna have to track down the executive director to ask about if all the hours I've racked up in PTO will be compensated in my final paycheck or if I'm going to have to relinquish it. Hope not, cause it's almost $900 worth!

Oh! Had a darling interaction with a stranger on Instagram. There was a post of a lady who'd quit by floating her resignation on a balloon into her manager's office, and a comment was like "i quit today but it wasn't as epic as this". I commented my own experience in reply, like same I also didn't have an epic quitting. And some bozo replied to me "or or or, nobody gives a f*** that you're leaving". First of all, you ding dong double dummy clown, people do care, but thanks for making me feel like crap. Small consolation is people keep liking my comment but not his mwahaha.

Phew....anyway...

#trivia #alex trebek #latest updates #internet memes #meme #dumb story #instagram #jabba 666 sucks go spam him with thumbs down emojis #work blogging #bozo the clown #small rant #small content creator #small conversations #i want sushi #feed me #im listening to #doobie #brothers #rockin on