#dumbash

[imdefyingmavity]

Started Crier's War sequel and I had to laugh when Ayla's reaction to hearing Crier ran away from home is basically "my idiot girlfriend won't survive out there alone." 😅

#feral x dumbash might be my fav sapphic trope #catradora for example #crier's war #iron heart #crier x ayla

[brooklynstar]

Michael: Hm. That’s a nice car. I wonder how much it costs

Eleanor: I don’t knew

Michael: Knew? That’s not how you say it.

Eleanor: Then how do you say it then?

Michael: it’s “I don’t knowing”

Chidi: No! No! It’s not “I don’t knew” and it’s not “I don’t knowing”!

Michael: What is it then?

Chidi: “I don’t know”

Eleanor: Forking dumbash. If you didn’t know then shut the fork up.

Chidi:

#the good place #eleanor shellstrop #michael #michael and eleanor #chidi anagonye #tgp #incorrect quotes

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

I second dumbash. It fits you.

~Jerry

[Still on hiatus, just saw an opportunity to get some Sibling Bullying in and took it]

[Ash sticks their tongue out playfully.]

#ash.txt #ask #ask cleferrian #[ooc: i love Sibling Bullying /lh]

[mentholshampoo]

Since Ionmask overtook twatter, there has been a significant change presented in the algorithm in the timeline. Prior to Ion, my timeline is mostly dominated by the lefties, regardless like, retweet, or bookmark. Now it's the other way around. My timeline is flooded by righties.

At first, momentarily it was refreshing, fresh air and new takes on things. As time goes by, it strengthens my affirmation that both sides are...TOTAL DUMBASH.

Both sides are losing sight of what things that matter. Instead of working out the common ground in order to make things better, they are doubling down on arguing their differences, constantly. Forksake it's frustrating.

But still, twatter is an alternative for me to exercise my critical skill. Following some accounts that I mostly don't agree with, retweeting things I strongly doubt the weight for truth, just so as to avoid being trapped in the echo chamber.

[kirby-happy]

Gou: Oh my Arceus- Ash! You're bleeding!

Ash: *looking down, unphased* oh...

Gou: Quick- what's your type??

Ash: Oh, I dunno... cute, smart, dark hair, ambitious-

Gou: Blood type, idiot!!!

Ash: oh...

Ash: *looks down*

Ash: red

#incorrect pokemon quotes #pokeani #incorrect quotes #pokemon journeys #pokemon ash #pokemon gou #pokemon goh #journeyshipping #fatedencountershipping #firstfriendshipping #gouacheshipping #dumbash #arceus help these dumbasses

[ashdash2417]

Does anyone else have that feeling that you’re sooo good at drawing a few things, like people, people in different clothes, etc, but in other things you’re like: “Uuuummmmm..... what...”

#because honestly #i am just like that #like i know exactly what im doing when im drawing people #or disney ducks #or anything humannoid i think #but like #when im trying to draw dogs #or cats #im draindead #andhave no idea what the hellto do #and i have ref saved and i dunno why i never use them #dumbash #ash rambles #shut up ash! #i dunno #im bored

[qqkatie]

Dumbashes

#Dumbashes

[buglife]

All us old folks remember the horrors of browsing fanfiction way way back in the day where you could only find fanfiction on webrings and fanfiction.net.

Back then, there were no tags. There wasn't anyway TO tag things. You got general categories like 'Mature' and 'Romance' and major characters but never anything really specific. So everyone had to put them in the VERY limited word count in the description so there were abbreviations all over that read like hieroglyphics.

Like I loved Harry Potter fics back then and I'd see a description on FF.Net and it would be like "Dark!Harry m/m lemon HA/VO Dumbash DLDR" and that was all you got. Like what the fuck did all that mean??? So little old me would jump in the fic and get slammed by a graphic sexual story about Voldemort in sexual relationship with an 11 year old Harry and get physically sick from it. I had no idea what those 'tags' were and eventually, learned to navigate them once I understood what they meant. I didn't know that what the tags meant were 'Harry Potter goes dark, is in a graphic sexual relationship with Voldemort, hates on Dumbledore, Don't Like Don't Read.' I wasn't in the fandom so how was I supposed to know these very specific things?

But nowadays, you can go to Archive of your Own or Tumblr and find a story with a TON of tags that go into detail what you can find in a story. Are you phobic about vomiting? There's a tag for that. Are you uncomfortable about a certain pairing? No worries it's displayed right there so you can avoid it. I've seen people start tagging things with 'Dead Dove, Don't Eat' right after they tag some serious triggering stuff like Non-Con and Death so that you KNOW, IT'S RIGHT THERE ON THE TIN. DON'T READ because it literally says right there what's in it and you have no one to blame but yourself if you end up triggering yourself by reading it.

It's such a breath of fresh air because I have a lot of traumas and triggers that really upset me (im in therapy no worries!), but I feel so much safer diving into fandom now than I ever did when I first got into it in the late 90's on a little Packard bell computer with dial up internet. I know exactly what I'm getting into and it's great.

It's like being allergic to eggs and then having nobody put eggs as an ingredient on food packages. How are you supposed to avoid an allergic reaction when nobody will label it so you can avoid it?

That's why I avoid things I don't like lol. I don't want to see it. All I ask is that people tag your shit so that people can readily avoid the things that upset them. If you put Non-Con in a story and don't tag or label it as such, you're an asshole. Don't do that!

Things are much better than they used to be <3

#i'm gonna be 33 next month i feel old lol #back in the day i went on ff.net a lot because fansites had auto playing mp3s and gifs #and windows 95 HATED IT #fanfiction #my innocence was lost way before fanfiction but it still made me feel really bad #idgaf what you write just tag it so i don't get sick and cry :( #dead dove do not eat is best tag #don't read things that upset you it ends up hurting your heart #like legit don't fuck with your blood pressure #i used to print out fanfiction and then get yelled at for wasting paper but i wanted my own book

[omghotmemes]

Dumbashes

#Funny #meme #dankmeme #lol #omghotmemes

[chewedcorn]

Dumbashes

#funny #lol #lmfao #meme #laugh #memes #fun #friends #photooftheday #friend #wacky #crazy #silly #wit

[imdefyingmavity]

Eleanor: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Tahani: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Chidi: A realist sees a freight train.

Michael: The train driver sees three dumbashes on the train tracks.

#incorrect the good place quotes #team cockroach

[glutenfreegarlicbread]

Dumbashes

#me #funny #life #meme #sad #ok #self deprecating humor #yes #memes #Pepe #no #happy #why #bush #9/11

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

Dumbash?

- 💖

Ash: "Ehh. Next."

#ash.txt #ask #ask sparkly heart #ask meme response #give my muse a nickname! #[ooc: that waswas meant to be a buzzer sound-]

[soulisslippery]

Omg. I can’t believe my dumbash forgot that ‘Dynamite’ was gonna be in English. I knew they were gonna release an all english song eventually but it completely slipped my mind.

#bts #bts new album #bts dynamite #rm #jin #suga #jhope #jimin #v #jungkook #kim namjoon #kim seok jin #min yoongi #jung hoseok #park jimin #kim taehyung #jeon jeongguk

[damn-deonyx]

Asher, running to Fabian with a softly grin: “Hey, you remind me of the 20 letters in the Alphabet”

Fabian, looking confused up: “There are 26 letters you dumbash-“

Asher: “Silly me~I forgot the U R. A Q T”

Fabian, still being confused: “Then you’re on 25~”

Asher whispering in his ear: “You get the d later~”

Ethan in the background sipping his tea with Yara: “I think I’m gonna buy AirPods then-“

[talktobraga]

Dumbashes via /r/funny https://ift.tt/327yV59

#IFTTT #reddit