#dumbass hours

[1d1t0t1c-g0at-b01]

Hey question

How to open a soda that has been shaken up (a LOT) and sprayed when I open it

#austin speaks #dumbass hours

[cosmothealien358]

Zane: *shuts down randomly*

Jay, screaming: PUT HIM IN RICE

#incorrect ninjago quotes #zane julien #jay walker #dumbass hours

[terrible-eel]

Last night night at 3am, unprompted, me: Leona is a sandwich.

Bf:wha-

Me: Think about it. He's a witch that makes sand.

Bf: *nearly spits out his drink*

#leona kingscholar #twst #twisted wonderland #dumbass hours

[shadowsbrainrot]

me: *trying to explain my sexuality* yeah idk i like calling myself a faggot just because i’m gay

#tw f slur #dumbass hours #gay #queer #queer shit #lgbt #idk my sexuality is fluid but i use gay bc it’s easy #mlm #nblm #nblnb #t4t #rahhhh #non binary #technically since i’m nb everyone i date is gay and a fag

[terminallyworkingonit]

Showed up to my dentist appointment 24 hours early. Not because I’m anxious about missing it, but because I dissociated so hard I thought it was Thursday.

#big L #shitpost #dumbass hours #someone should kill me with hammers for this #i’m so angry #so tired #fuck leap day #terminallyworkingonit

[screamingbutdaddy]

good evening i was feeling so sick and weak & i was like wtf is wrong with me am i dying. then i realized i was hungry

#dumbass hours

[milf-harrington]

i've been subscribed to dracula daily this whole time and didn't even realise bc i never check my fucking email

#well that's funny and also upsetting #i dont get email notifs on my phone bc my phone is a piece of shit and only acknowledges that like. 5 of my apps exist #but i've been checking my email more bc i applied for a job and saw i had one from drac daily and i was like ''oh??'' #so yeah #dumbass hours #captain speaks

[disabledopossum]

My wife, and partners leaving me notes to ensure I do not fuck up:

#I still fuck up from time to time #opossum #weird guy hours #dumbass hours #polyam #polyamorous

[0ccuria]

There are only 2 brain cells in this image, but they aren't in the middle 😔🙏

#dumbass hours #dragon age

[yungchaeng]

aaah i just found out how to use the 'keep reading' thing

#dumbass hours #im gonna use it all the time now tho #its so cool and efficient man #what an invention

[totallynotnotsukie]

So I ate something, later saw my mom throwing the rest out going “oh it smelled a little funny, it’s a little old so thought before you could eat it and get sick, I’d throw it out” dear god woman i wish you did this sooner...I thought that smell was the flavor!?!?

#god have mercy #rest in peace stomach #man this one is gonna hurt #dumbass hours #bored #cursed #pleaseprayformysoul

[wormsdyke]

sorry for party rocking*

*having an autistic meltdown

#dumbass hours #thought of this 3.8 seconds ago and am posting with no further thought #autism #orating!

[king-scourge]

"I'll be long gone stripes don't worry about me--"

#ebonyedge #dash commentary #ACSVDB #DUMBASS HOURS

[skelekins]

So when they send a xeet do they call it

popping a xeet

#like zit #dumbass hours #skelekins speaks #shitpost #twitter garbage

[catragemiau]

Day 2: Kim took the body to Processing early in the morning and you're done with all side tasks and talked to everyone you could while waiting for his return

#disco elysium #disco elysium fanart #harry du bois #disco elysium harry #de #de fanart #de harry #harrier du bois #oddly specific I know #I had to kill 8 hours in game because I'm a dumbass and sent Kim off first thing in the morning without thinking #also high level shitposting wooooo #I just really love this game so I had to put effort into this stupid meme redraw

[loverhalfgirl]

Just when I think I’m done I see more Killing Stalking shit.

#dumbass hours #mine