#dumbass speaking

[sandushengshou]

Jiang Yanli & Wei Wuxian | Episode 24

#theuntameddaily #mxtxnet #theuntamededit #wei wuxian #jiang yanli #xiao zhan #xuan lu #cdrama #the untamed #cdramaedit #dailyasiandramas #cdramasource #mdsz #userkareena #cqledit #* #his face in the last gif <3 #but i also love this scene because it's yanli speak for oh baby boy you are a dumbass #cute cute both of them

[otiksimr]

The marriage quartette

#This is a random screenshot I have from an ultra moon playthrough #Emulated because- well. #I am p o o r #This will always be funny to me #this and my Salazzle named Pokimane #love giving my pokemon some dumbass names #Kos speaks

[nix-moon]

Okay but as an ACE person I HAVE to say this: ASEXUALS ARE VERY PREDICTABLE.

Seriously, everytime E V E R Y T I M E I start watching something, no longer later I find out that the fandom is infested by us, the asexual spectrum fellas.

Want some examples? Good Omens, The Dragon Prince, Heartstopper, Sherlock Holmes (general adaptations), Luca (Pixar) and more

Ah, and I can't forget that many many asexuals are artists, and they are constantly making comics about these stuff.

So if you have that little purple-black-gray-white coded profile, with a fictional character as your picture, gets emotionally destroyed by people that doesn't even exist, I SEE YOU

AM I WRONG?

#good omens #ineffable dumbasses #asexuality #ace spectrum #ace speaks #aroace #aziracrow #heartstopper #the dragon prince #sherlock holmes #why are they like this

[a-dumbass-jester]

WHY IS THE IMAGE THAT GUY FROM HAZBIN HOTEL?!?

#ah yes Jared hopworth: a moth(?) twink #the dumbass speaks #tma #jared hopworth #the magnus archives #hazbin hotel #i guess

[sheawritesstuff]

Every Name David Called Angel Before He Called Them Angel For the First Time

[In order of appearance]

Dumbass, Little Snot, Comedian, Perv, Little Shit, Snot, Smartass, Trouble Maker, Unapologetic Flirt, Trouble, Tease, Menace, Idiot, Mess, Little Pervert, Moron, Buzzkill, Pervert, Fucker, Baby, Creep, Fuck, Genius, Mate, Trainwreck, Nuclear Power Plant

#He called them dumbass over 10 times before he called them Angel #I'm just sayin that very well could've been their name if he kept up the whole tsundere act #appreciate what you have davey lovers #also this took me far too long to put together #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted david #redacted angel #david shaw #shea speaks

[novi-val]

listen i know everyone's already posted these but... the time gap between bojan's replies tho... 🤦😭

#representation for us dumbass gays this pride month i guess! (this is a joke) #bojan cvjeticanin #kaarija #käärijä #picture #ash speaks #kaarijan tag i guess

[mayonaisalspray]

Splatoon fans cracking out their drawing tablets .3 seconds after the dlc reveal:

#splatoon 3 #Splatoon #splatoon spyke #annie splatoon #marina splatoon #Nintendo #nintendo direct #and I would be too tbh if I didn’t have. other things to draw. ough #mayonaisalspray speaks #MY DUMBASS TAGGED THIS AS MARINA SIR THAT IS AGENT 8 #lemme just #agent 8 #there

[ghouljams]

I wish to hear more about Murphy the feed store guy who is apparently getting freaked out by König paying full price

Murphy is like 70 years old and owns the feed store. The store has a name but nobody uses it because the sign is so old and the paint is so worn that everyone just calls it by the owner's name. "Murphy's" easy. The only thing that's really of note about Murphy or the store is that Murphy loves to haggle.

See every item in the store is slapped with a hilariously high price tag, so high that any farmer with half a brain would look at it and go, "Now hold on, that don't look right to me." But this is Murphy's design. Everyone in town knows that if you go to the feed store you gotta be prepared to haggle, gotta be prepared to stick to your guns and not wilt under Murphy's overgrown catapillar brows and eager grin. It's Goose's favorite part of shopping, and the rest of the 141 find out on their first trip to Murphy's what is expected and why.

One man in town has not gotten the memo. One man is trying to be polite and just pay Murphy for his wares. One man is 7 feet tall and stares Murphy down in a way that makes his stomach churn when he tells him he is happy to pay full price.

"You're sure I can't interest you in a discount?" Murphy asks hesitantly. König tips his head forward looking at the neatly notated order list and the prices. He looks back at Murphy, eyes boring holes into him, expression unreadable behind the bandana mask.

"Nein, I am sure you are asking what is fair." Murphy feels his stomach drop, is this guy trying to intimidate him? Is he trying to say something about his pricing practices? Murphy dabs his forehead with a handkerchief.

"You're a loyal customer, a discount would be-" König holds up a hand to stop him.

"You are very kind, but I am sure you need the money more than I do." Jesus christ. Murphy is starting to sweat. Is this guy trying to say the store is in disrepair? That he thinks business is bad?

"Hey buddy, you a fuckin' moron or what?" Moon asks behind König. Murphy sweats more watching König turn to face her. His eyes sweeping high and then tipping his head down to look at her. König's eyes narrow.

"Ah, hello sister." König says pleasantly, Moon stares up at him with all the patience of a woman parked next to a fire hydrant, "I did not know nuns were allowed to swear."

Murphy tries to motion for Moon to absolutely not respond to that. She blows a bubble with her gum and snaps it at König. "I'll say a Hail Mary later," she tells him, "Who are you supposed to be? Zorro?"

Murphy says a quick prayer: please dear God do not let your disciple start another fight in his store, not with this giant man.

"König, and you are?" The giant asks, tipping his head to the side, his fingers twitching too close to his holster for Murphy's liking.

"You like moonshine König?" Moon pulls a flip phone from her pocket, ignoring König's question.

"I do not know what that is."

"Fantastic." Murphy motions again, desperately, for Moon to maybe stop with the sales pitch. Just for his own health. König turns to look at him mid gesture.

"This is very rude," he tells him, mimicking the gestures Murphy had made, "we are trying to have a conversation."

"Of course," Murphy tells him, holding his hands up placatingly, "don't mind me." König nods, Moon raises a brow at Murphy. It's weird seeing him like this, he's usually so commanding. She looks up at König who is waiting patiently for her to continue their conversation.

Oh she is going to upcharge the hell out of this dumbass.

#oc: Murphy #oc: Moon #cowboy!König #why did you want this? what do you care about Murphy #König is big and twitchy and doesnt blink a lot it freaks Murphy out #why the fuck are you comfortable paying 200% markup dude? #Moon does absolutely extort this man #texting Goose about the giant weirdo freaking Murphy out and paying full price #goose: lol dumbass how much are you gonna charge him for corn? #moon: sends along upcharged number #goose: that might actually be more illegal than the fact that youre distilling in the woods. dont do that #ghoul speaks

[todayisafridaynight]

did some dumb shit today and immediately thought of my favorite quote to cope

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 2 #yakuza 2 #ryuji goda #snap sketches #ever since he said that i've been able to cope with so many things better and i'm 100% serious #it's just such a funny quote but it also speaks to me on a spiritual level #anyways i thought i had to go to the court house today so i drove out like half an hour #and then i waited another half hour cause i was too early and then i go there #and the lady's like 'we sent you an email :o you didnt have to come in today- youre actually fine for the next three years :o' #AND I JUST SAT IN MY CAR AFTER THAT SO DEFEATED #I COULDNT EVEN GET ANY FOOD OR GO SHOPPING CAUSE ALL THE SHOPS WERE CLOSED #AND THEY ONLY OPENED THREE HOURS LATER OR LIKE. /TOMORROW/ #ryuji goda my beloved thank you for letting me be able to live with my dumbass #my stupidity is an illness and i'm glad i can coexist with it now #tbh i coulda made this funnier cause i just remembered ryuji's shirtless in the og cutcene but whatever #i just wanted to get my truth out there #plus i like his coat :)

[infamous-if]

platonically intimate rowan and mc makes my heart happy. just stroking rowans hair while his head is in mcs lap and cooking food together and sharing a bed and helping each other with stage outfits and <3 i hope seven suffers as much as mc in the sevenmancer route (affectionate) (by extention this may or may not make rowan suffer but i choose not to think about that. sob.)

There's actually a moment I had thought up in the shower (pls excuse me thats where i get my best ideas) of how the convo went down

a scene you can *possibly* get in chapter two where MC lays down in their bunk and Rowan is asleep. His arm is hanging low and MC, not having a Good Time (for reasons I can't share) asks Rowan something. He senses something is off and he is so so sleepy he can hardly talk but he refuses to sleep until MC confirms they're fine by squeezing his hand. Once MC does that, he immediately knocks out. Even though he's immensely tired, he doesn't go back to sleep until he's made sure a friend of his is alright.

It's little things like that where I try to let how close the friendships are in The Band. All of them read much more than friends to me. I feel like Iris, Devyn, Rowan, Jazzy and MC are soulmates.

I think I enjoy writing the band's friendship more than anything else haha mostly because it's a bit rare to be friends with your high school mates for that long and still have that level of closeness they have. MC will definitely be on the giving end of comfort for all of them in the story, so that's interesting !

#inbox #chapter 2 spoilers already get a grip dumbass #speaking to myself #lol #i promise i wont spoil anything this time #old ask #<- those tags were from a long time ago and are obviously not applicable anymore lolz

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Also "you shouldn't protest outside religious institutions it looks bad" I have some bad news for you about where one of the main places fascists and reactionaries like to use to speak and spread their toxic tar pit ideas

#if people can't protest outside synagogues they also can't protest outside First Racist Baptist Church when Father Klansman comes to speak #you can't have it both ways dumbass

[a-dumbass-jester]

#^•^ #the dumbass speaks #meowtuals!!

[marshmelonlover]

Chakotay is the human manifestation of the 😍 emoji here

#star trek voyager #kathryn janeway #chakotay #janeway x chakotay #j/c #isla talks #all she has to do is speak and my guy immediately goes 😍🥰 #dumbasses

[dumbass-brunette]

I don't know anything about Classic Who, but the 8th Doctor serves cunt

#i don’t go here #but i love him #doctor who #dw #han’s dw tag #han speaks #8th doctor #eighth doctor #my post #my posts #dumbass brunette #classic who