#dumbasses

[fizzie-frog]

The gall of this rooster to insist they're nothing more than business partners but then will hang an erotic, nude picture of them snuggling butt-naked in HIS OFFICE. His OFFICE! Not his bedroom, not his bathroom, his OFFICE.

That to say I love them so much.

#Fizz #Fizzarolli #Ozzie #Asmodeus #Fizzmodeus #Ozzarolli #Fizzarozzie #Helluva Boss #dumbasses

[piratefishmama]

Steve laying a "you can ride me anytime munson" line as a last ditch effort to tell Eddie that he's SO very into him because he's missed all other hints and Eddie promptly jumping on his back yelling

"ONWARD NOBLE STEED"

#steddie #shitpost #dumbasses #the both of them #how they got to this point is anyones guess

[sailorsally]

Misha really said "if you don't want me at my old ratty duran-duran shirt with a huge hole in the armpit you don't deserve me at my blue three piece suit" and Jensen said "alright" but continued his desperate attempts to sneak in some fashionable items into Misha's closet for 10+ years, god bless

#dumbasses #cockles #sally blogs

[shoemakingandobstetrics]

on the Wikipedia page for “Bullet catch”, listed after like half a dozen other ways this trick was performed:

they deadass chose the stupidest fucking way to do this trick, risking Aziraphale’s destruction and casually traumatizing Crowley, all for the sake of the bit. what a vibe

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #good omens 2 #bullet catch #dumbasses

[venusthepirate]

“Could be Ebola. They bleed from their eyes.”

“Ebola ?”

“I’ll smell.”

“Don’t smell it.”

#dumbasses #but they’re MY dumbasses #tangerine’s face is the 🤭 emoji #I love this #tangerine #bullet train #tangerine bullet train #aaron taylor johnson #lemon and tangerine #lemon bullet train #bullet train tangerine #bullet train lemon #tangerine and lemon #lemon #brian tyree henry #bullet train 2022

[casperghosty]

Great horny minds think alike

x x

#as soon as i saw Rhett say that i had to find the time Ryan did the same #i miss being obsessed with Ryan and Shane 😭😭 #unreal how much i love those middle aged men #sorry Ryan for calling you middle aged #but with your carrier i don't think youll live much longer than 60.... #dumbasses #i love them #link neal #rhett mclaughlin #ryan bergara #shane madej #watcher #gmm #gmm2453 #mystery files #rhink #shyan

[minniiaa]

me when someone says some dumb ass shit

#law is so done with everyone at all times #trafalgar law #law #one piece #reaction images #his chin literally looks like it is giving them middle finger #me too baby. me too #idiots #dumbasses #annoying people #op #funny

[rentaldarling]

TW: incest, rape, underage, dead dove do not eat

does anybody remember/have the fic where reader is one of william’s kids, and she gets raped by him? i remember he also forces her and michael to have sex. and elizabeth and evan die. but then reader and michael escape and then michael works at fnaf pizzeria or smth. and then ennard like moves in with them. and then reader gets kidnapped by william again

i need that fic it fueled so many of my best sob sessions 😞

#five nights at freddy's #william afton smut #tw: noncon #fic request #does any know what happened to it?? #william afton x reader #william afton x you #michael afton #michael afton x reader #fnaf jeremy #jeremy x reader #dead dove do not eat #dumbasses

[soriastrider]

happy valentines day lol

(original image under the cut)

#dirkjake #dirk strider #jake english #homestuck #my art #dumbasses #i love them so much #<3 #i was trying to think of what to draw for them for valentines day #thought of this photo #and laughed hard enough that i immediately had to do this

[cry-ptidd]

Whatever this is

#they're fucking #hellsing #andercard #alucard #alexander anderson #shitpost #both of them would miss the other if they died #dumbasses #Anderson doesnt respect Alucard as much but that's cheating bc Alucard literally put that man on a pedestal as the best human aside Integra #like. it's unreal how obsessed with each other these two motherfuckers are #i hate these gays so much #Anderson yells more #alucard is a bit more obsessed #he also has more experience #and Alucard is in the middle of the morality thing bc it all depends of how his master uses him #Anderson fights for justice and God but he also like. kills people. so he's not the paragon of virtue either #(smth he knows and I think is rather well addressed in the show) #sigh

[marshmelonlover]

Chakotay is the human manifestation of the 😍 emoji here

#star trek voyager #kathryn janeway #chakotay #janeway x chakotay #j/c #isla talks #all she has to do is speak and my guy immediately goes 😍🥰 #dumbasses

[elystwelve]

Guys, I think our grampa really likes her

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #crk #pure vanilla cookie #purelily #dumbasses #white lily cookie

[youngroyals3456]

I love how in 3x2, Simon says “no one’s gonna want to share a tent with us cause they think we’re gonna have sex”. As if it’s a ridiculous assumption that was made only because they’re gay. As if these 2 morons haven’t been sucking each other’s faces non-stop in every corner of the school. Like, gee, I wonder why someone wouldn’t wanna share a tent with you guys?

#Dumbasses #young royals #young royals spoilers #wilmon #young royals wilhelm #simon eriksson

[rhaeisthequeen]

TG: "AlIcEnT iS a ViCtIm. TB aRe SuCh mIsOgYnIsTs"

Also TG: "Rhaenyra's a whore, she can't be the rightful heir cause she's a woman, she also had bastards so Westeros would never fight for her, haha look her bastards died! They get what they deserve for being born haha...why is Rhaenyra crying? Ugh"

#dumbasses #anti team green #anti alicunt #rhaenyra targaryen #pro black #hotd #house of the dragon

[magbyfromspace]

I know that a lot of us in the ofmd fandom are so excited and just taken by the fact that Stede wrote a whole ass letter for Ed so he could read it some day and understand how Stede loves him and cherishes him and that's sweet and all but... can Ed even read?

Like, it's not a joke question.

We know that he comes from a poor family, one that could not afford nice things, they weren't "this kind of people". He ran and most probably began his life as a pirate as a young adult at latest. We know that he can count and play the piano so he probably had some education but we never see him reading. He only ever skims through books or looks at the pictures inside them (ex. one about himself). Ed MARVELS at the fact that Stede has read all the books he had in his little library for crying out loud!

There is one more scene where we see Ed theoretically read. When he signs the Act of Grace. But does he actually read it? No! The only thing he says is:

Nothing whatsoever about what is actually written, just how it looks. In addition, how does he sign it you may ask? With an X.

The way in which people who can't write and/or read tend to sign themselves.

So tldr; Stede wrote a letter Ed probably won't be able to read because he CAN'T and we have to struggle with sad gays™ once more (unless Jim can read in both Spanish and English or idk Izzy can read somehow).

Fuck.

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 #ofmd stede #stede bonnet #blackbonnet #blackbeard #ed teach #gentlebeard #dumbasses #both of them #i swear #although here its mainly stede #he likes to turn off his brain for long periods of time #i haven't seen anyone else talking about it so here ya go

[catkettle]

🦊🍙

#uhh #i thought this took days #it took like 1 lmao #anywayyyy #very happy with this #ive been thinking abt thsm lately #theyre the siblings ever sorry #probably fought after this tbh #idk abt what #dumbasses #my art #haikyuu!! #hq!! #miya osamu #miya atsumu #miya twins #also gave tsumu a lot piercings #i dont think samu would have that many