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self-loathing-angel-of-thursday2 · 6 months

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Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 07x20 The Girl with the Dungeons and Dragons Tattoo

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“That was so fkn gross” “Murica” “Is it redhead? Fuck yeah” “Charlie, right? I got it right!” “SUPER-natural” “She’s not quite like Kimmy Schmidt. They’re different, but you get it” “Is there some significance to the song?” “That’s bullshit” “That keyboard sucks. Goddamn. I don’t think I noticed that before” laughter

“Oh yeah, Frank, with the trailer, right?” “That keyboard looks so uncomfortable. It’s even dusty. They didn’t bother to clean it up. Maybe it’s realistic for a work pc” “This is some fkn Hollywood bullshit if I’ve ever seen it” “do it” “Is he fkn dead now? IS she going to freak out?” “That didn’t age well” “I don’t remember this at all” “Way to give the lady thing away. It could have been a different lady thing” “What does borax actually do? You probably don’t want it on your hands that long” “with a face like that, bitch is dead serious” “well the wifi sucks too. Wait never mind” laughter “dean fkn smiled” laughter “was that a lord of the rings desktop?” “They could have just have her put it in the bushes” “nerd” laughter “seriously”

“Dumbledork” “That seems a little elaborate for that” “easy for you to say Dean” laughter

“Pretty awesome actually” “she works here and she could have liked instead say that she had to update something” “you and me both?” “what was so dirty?” “what the fuck company uses underscores in their user names?” “That’s one helluva command line” “Copy email from PRIVATE server” “that shit is so stressful dude” “what are we milking? Holy fuck” “oh Jesus” “digging dick” “the fuck did I just read? Is this 2016?” “gotta grab that dick. He wants it bad” “not the smoothest landing ever” “How would they know exactly what container to put it in? Movie magic I guess” “Why aren’t they running? Fucking idiots” “He bought you like 30 seconds and all we did was stare” laughter

“Idk why they wrote it up that they eat people” “what did they just do? Her makeup is better in this scene” “She looks better in this scene” “Let’s just go beat dick first then figure it out later” “gate 5”

#beautifulspouserewatchesspn #supernatural rewatch #supernatural #supernatural s7

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elderscrollscryptids · 2 years

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Player name: Albussy Dumbledork

#names

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aftonfamilyvalues · 2 years

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“Oh my god you ludacris idiot!” they both shooted angrily when they saw me. Dobby ran away crying. Dey got up, though. Normally I wood have ben turned on (I luv cing guyz do it) but both of them were fuking preps. (btw snake is movd 2 griffindoor now)

“WTF is that why u wanted condoms?” I asked sadistically. (c I speld dat)

“Only you wouldn’t give them to me!” Lumpkin shouted angrily.

“Well you shoulda told me.” I replayed.

“You dimwit!.” Snake began 2 shoot angrily. And then………I took out my black camera and took a pic of them. U could see that they were naked and everything.

“Well xcuse me!” they both shouted angrily. “What was dat al about?”

“It wuz to blackmail u.” I snarked. “So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you cant fuking rat me out or I’ll show dis to Dumbledork. So fuck off, u bastards!” I started to run. They chased me but I threw my wound at them and dey tripped over it. Well anyway, I went outside and there was Vampire, looking extremely fucking hot.

“WTF where’d Draco?” I asked him.

“Oh he’s bein a fucking bastard. He told me he wouldn’t cum.” Vampire said shaking his hed. “U wanna cum with me? 2 the concert?”

Then….. he showed me his flying car. I gasped. It was a black car. He said his dogfather Serious Blak had given it 2 him. The license plate on the front sed MCR666 on it. The one on da back said ‘ENOBY’ on it.

……….I gasped.

We flew to the concert hall. MCR were there, playing.

Vampire and I began 2 make out, moshing to the muzik. I gapsed, looking at da band.

I almost had an orgasim. Gerard was so fucking hot! He begin 2 sing ‘Helena’ and his sexah beautiful voice began 2 fill the hall. ……….And den, I heard some crrying. I turned and saw Draco, cryin in a corner.

oh no the drama! the suspense!

#ask #my fazmortal

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sweater-daddiesdumbdork · 2 years

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Your given nicknames, courtesy of me:

Sweaters, Babes, Dumbledork, The Horny Mutual, Don't Scroll Through Her Blog In Public, Not Safe For Nothing Blog, Thirsty Thotty (Inspired by your Thursday thirst asks) anddd marshmallow.

My blog? A horny blog? Those are some of the kindest words ive ever read. 💃

Thirstin' is hard work but you all make it easy. I am gleefully hoping you scroll through in public and struggle to keep your composure.

Marshmallow is an accurate description of me. I'm a very squishy and fluffy individual. 😛

Tell me my online nickname in an Ask

#amber answers

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wordofgodcast · 1 year

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Episode 72: 7.19 "Of Grave Importance" and 7.20 "The Girl with the Dungeons and Dragons Tattoo"

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ID: Charlie Bradbury, a white redheaded woman from Supernatural, dances in an elevator. End ID

Sources for references made this episode:

Link to the Rosemary Estate website

Sam's email

(Unfortunately I could not find the specific dumbledork post Emma referenced, drop us a link if you know where to find it!)

Content warnings for this episode can be found here, under the cut, and at the start of the episode:

Gory death

Missing persons

Serial murder particularly of women and women who are sex workers

Abusive situations

Leviathan-typical cannibalism and corosion

Fatphobia

Discussion of Harry Potter and some of the… stuff… associated with it

#spn #supernatural #word of god #word of godcast #m: ash #dean winchester #sam winchester #charlie bradbury

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007srpblog · 1 year

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Things The Mun Yells At Her Sims While Playing Sims 4

Note:She uses both Le Chiffre’s alias and his real name Jean Duran in her gameplay. “Double O Behave, James Bond!”-At her Sim of me. “Nice one 007, you knocked up Le Chiffre!”-When her Sim of me impregnated her Sim of Le Chiffre.” “What the hell are you doing, Daniel Craig?!”-At her Sim of Daniel Craig. “What the hell was that, Pierce Brosnan?!”-At her Sim of Pierce Brosnan. “Peepaw, what are you doing?!”-At one of her many Mads Mikkelsen Sims “No dark magic business, Grindelwald!”-At one of her 3 played Gellert Grindelwald Sims “Albus Dumbledore’s having a baby with Gellert Grindelwald!”-During the Grindeldore MPregs that happen in her game. “Nice baby bump, Dr. Lecter.”-At her pregnant Sim of Hannibal Lecter. “Nice move, Grindeldumb!”-When her Sims of Gellert Grindelwald do stupid things. “Stupid move, Dumbledork!”-When her Sims of Albus Dumbledore do equally stupid things.

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hauntedfoxinternet · 2 years

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This is Chapter 10 for my Trollhunter Tales of Arcadia The Arcane's sister

Chapter 10 History in the Making Part 2

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We all went to a cornner to talk so knowone can hear us.

"Well, that went better than expected." Douxie says as he rubs the back of his head.

"Are you kidding? Jim's in prison and me and Bella are the servants to a sorceress who tried to kill me." Claire says back to him.

"It's okay…" I say as I hold her shoulders in a comforting way.

"Even worse, I can't get a signal!" Steve says.

"Technically speaking, she hasn't done that yet." Douxie tries to reason.

"I don't care! We're not supposed to be here. We should be home, together, helping our friends in the present. Their present. The future! Whatever! " Claire paincs as she starts to cry a little and I hold her tighter.

"We can't return home… yet. Look, Merlin always insisted we never mess with time. We'll have to find a way back without screwing up history, or there won't be a future to go home to." Douxie explayins and I understand what he means.

"Aw, man! Just like in that movie Future Warrior 3, when the robots killed Alfred Einstein." Steve says.

"Yeah, exactly." Douxie says.

"So, how do we get home? You're the wizard expert here." Claire says.

"The Time Map! It's here with Merlin! It could show us the way back to the present without damaging the past." Douxie says as he puts a fist to his palm.

"Then what are we waiting for, Dumbledork? Let's go get the time thingy!" Steve says as he pushes Douxie a little with his fist in a frendly manner.

"What about Jim?" Claire says.

"Lake's probaly safer down there than we are up here." Steve says.

"It's settled. We'll play our roles and stay out of trouble while I get that map." Douxie says.

We all split up after that me and Claire went to get ready to go see Morgana in her Chambers.

Once we got there

Me and Claire walked into Morganas chambers with diffrent cloths on as we both had to change into different ones Claire wearing a dressing gown that was purple and white with her hair up in a bun/braid and I was wearing a dressing gown but mine was white with a little bit of black ruffles and some gold on it to as those where some of my favorte colors. Claire then said once we both got into the room.

"Uh…Morgana? Reporting for handmaiden duty. Hello? Morgana? Hello?" Claire said as we walked around.

"The Shadow Staff." Claire says as she grabs it as I try to hold her back but she dosen't react to it and I just stand there until I stiffen as I feel a presunce in the room.

"Aren't you curious? My new handmaiden, familiar with dark magics. I saw it in the court." Morgana says from behind us.

"What? N-No. That was just--." Claire stutters as she looks at me for an answer but I just give her a calm look but my eyes said 'think before you do'.

"What do you know of the Shadows?" Morgana says as she comes over to us as I start to look around the room I see what's in it. Varous trinkits and scrolls used for magic. I've come to miss seeing scrolls and reading about everything I could that I didn't know already as I wanted to learn what it was like to be a normal person.

I drowned out most of Morganas and Claire's convorsaion as it didn't concern me.

But I was soon draged back as Claire pulled my arm as I was focused on a scroll that had a syimbol on it that I didn't think I would see again. It was a syimbol that had three runes on the outer cerucle and a rune on the inside but it was smuged and you couldn't read it and it was half way gone as the paper was super old and you could barly see what it said.

"Isabella! We need to worn the others about something it's an emergency!" Claire exclaims as I turn my head to look at her with a neutral expression but I complied as the sound of her voice was all I needed to hear.

Me and Claire race to the others in our room we are staying in but me and Claire have a room just next door.

Claire slams the door as we get inside the room.

"We have to change history! Arthur's had enough. The trolls are gonna die at sunrise!" Claire exclaims as I just went to the window and looked out to it with a gaze that was a mix between knowing and saddness.

"Oh, blimey Balroths! How are we supposed to stop this and stay inconspicuous?" Douxie says.

"It wouldn't be a problem if I just had my Shadow Staff. I know you said to lay low, but we can't let Jim die." Claire says as she starts to panic.

"You're right, sod the rules. It's time for a dungeon break." Douxie says as he puts his fists together.

Once we sneck down to the dungons and Steve distractes the gaurds as we sneck into the cell room.

"Jim! We're breaking you out." Claire says as she runs to the cell he's in.

"All right every one please be quite so we can do this with little dificlutey." I say with my hands up as a sign where not here to hurt them as some of them look scared.

"Your stay in Terror Tower is over, mate." Douxie says from behind me as I look around and count how many are here.

"And presto, one liberated troll."

"Hahaha! Take that, death! I elude you once again--." A troll says from behind me as i'm still looking around and also seeing what magical creature's are here.

Jim then shh's the troll that is now infront of me as I turned around.

As we start to get every troll out of there cages we hear.

"Watch out, y'all, he's here to do some creep-killing. Get out of here."

"Now, now, everyone just stay calm." Douxie Trys to say.

But the trolls just run out of control as they scream/shouting.

We ran after them as we then got outside and the trolls where runing everywhere.

"Is this part of your plan?" Archie asks.

"I'm improvising!" Douxie says back.

"Quick, through the alleys! They can't catch all of us!" A troll says.

We all ran after her but I stopped for a split second as I felt some eyes watching me and I knew exacly who the pare belonged to.

I then resumed running with the others though we split up Jim and Claire went one way Douxie went another and I ran to find other magical creature's left in the walls as I heard wimpering from a back alley. I then turned a cornor and I saw what was making that wimpering noise. I saw a pare of fox ears around a barral and slowed my pace as the creature was crying. The creature then stoped crying and looked up with scared and fearful eyes. I slowly sat on my legs infront of it and said in a calm but kind voice, "it's okay I'm not here to hurt you I'm just here to get you some where salf okay…." The creature calmed down abit from that but held a little fear so I slowly held my hand for it to smell. It slowly came to it's feet and came a little closer and sniffed my hand. When the creature did so it's eyes lit up in reconision as all the fear in it's eyes melted away and came right into my arms.

"Now what's got you in a happy mood." I chuckle but it just rubs it's head on the top of mine and I now take in it's full look. It's a fox and a very strange one at that it has hints of purple and gold specks on it's tail and was pure white with some silver on it's ears and tail and eyes that are diffrent colors but looked like the aroura borialis but I soon realized who this was.

"Crystal…." I mumble as I start to cry. The fox emediatly shoots her head up at the name and looks me strate in the eye and imeditly huged me as much as she could and I huged back.

"I can't beleve it's you you've grown so much how many tails have you gotton sence I've been gone." I ask my old friend and compainon.

In a big puff of smoke she now had nine tales coming from her back side.

"You have all your tales i'm so proud of you…." I say as she rubs her head agenst mine.

"Now how did you get here…." I asked her as she was spossed to be in hideing.

'I felt your arua here and I came to check it out as It was unusual to feel you as you should be some where else' She says to my mind.

"I know me and some friends of mine kind of had a "temporal accident" so I'm kind of from the future so that kind of answers your question." I say.

'Uhhh…..okay….that kind of helps….but what are you going to do now….' She says back a little confused.

"Well my friends and I just did a dungon break so we got that going for us….." I say as I get up with Crystal in my arms.

'okay' She says as I walk out of the back ally.

"Crystal can you turn into a normal fox so I don't draw to much attanion to myself….." I whisper to her.

'Of course.'She says and in a puff of smoke she looks like a normal fox you would find in this area.

I run to the gates while holding Crystal in my arms and soon I climb up a latter and get to the top. Douxie is allready there with a passed out claire.'Claire did you do what I think you did' as I look out to the bridge and see a long shadow and the trolls along with Jim running to the woods.

I then here Arthur say "Don't let them get to the trees!" As the gate opens and the kinghts rush to get the trolls.

I could see Jim fall as a shadow comes from the woods and a knight almost got Jim but the shadow stomps on the knight that tride to attack Jim.

'Gunmar…..' I thought as The shadow could be seen.

I blocked out most of the things said as I was a little woried about Claire and Everyone else even if I didn't show it I do worrie.

We soon got back to are room and Douxie was paceing a little I was just sitting near the window with Crystal in my lap while she eats some berrys out of my hand.

"Arthur is furious. He's locked down the castle." Douxie says a little worried.

"Luckily, he thinks you're so incompetent, you can't be a suspect." Archie says while siting on some books.

"At least we got Jim and the prisoners away safe." Claire says a little releaved.

"Where are you going?" Archie questions Douxie as he heads to the door.

"To get that Time Map. Hopefully with Arthur on the hunt, I've got a chance to finally snatch that thing." Douxie answers as he leaves the room.

"Hey Bella….Who's the fox." Steve points out.

"Oh someone I met when we were helping the prisoners out of the dungon." I answer as Crystal kept eatting berrys.

"Oh alright." Steve says as he goes back to what he was doing.

'Hopefully we can get home soon…..' I thought as I looked out the window.

#toa #original story #tales of arcadia #the arcane's sister

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ajax1230 · 3 years

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HP Head cannons!

You're sick! It's not a life threatening illness but you're down with some kind of bug. Unfortunately or fortunately for you, these HP characters are your caretakers!

(Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Albus Dumbledore )

Severus Snape

How he treats you depends on how you react to being sick. If you're the suffer silently type he can tolerate it, but Merlin save you if you're the needy type. Generally, he's familiar with sickness being a teacher with germ factory children. Which is why he is taking precautions. You're in quarantine. No arguing. You stay in bed, he levitates everything possible to you and casts cleaning spells on everything you touch. No way he's going to let himself get sick.

But at least he is a potions master which means *personal pharmacy* This is where the tolerate part comes in, because if you don't annoy him or complain too much he'll make sure you never feel pain. He gives you everything you need and the few requests you make are met with ease.

If you're the needy type... Good luck. He's going to give you the meds or potions you absolutely need but do you really need that muscle relaxing tea? Does he really need to ask the houselves to prepare that soup you love? No, he didn't think so either.

Once you aren't contagious he shows up more often, asks more questions and ultimately lectures you on illness prevention. You'll always remember those wee hours in the night when he'd feed you your medicine with a satisfactory nod.

Lucius Malfoy

DRAMA. You mean you're SiCk?!

Expect gifts. In the form of personal doctors, hand and foot services, the best foods, the best of the best. If your illness isn't too icky, he may even feed you himself because, of course you need his help! And he is going to be there constantly, even though he likes to complain about how busy he is, somehow there's simply nothing for him to do. Prepare to hear stories, family medical history, and his own personal accounts of being sick.

In regards to closeness, he's in the room but not that close. It's a reflection of your relationship I assume but hey what do I know? Anyways, he wants you to know he's there. He wants everyone else to know he's been in there. So whenever there's a chance he is going to gossip to anyone who will listen. You were in terrible condition. He'd never seen someone so pale. But you handled it beautifully even if he wasn't sure if you were going to pull through. How does he know? He was there! Isn't he a saint?

Besides using your sickness for his own means, he really does do a decent job taking care of you. And after you're better you can bet he will give you the chance to repay his kindness.

Sirius Black

To put it simply, he's a tease. In every sense of the word. You're going to get roasted at every opprotunity.

"Was that a sneeze? I thought I stepped on a mouse..." "You're looking marvelous today." "Do you need some help? Poor little thing-"

He doesn't actually know what he's doing, given his background of coming from a noble house he was probably taken care of by people other than his parents but he does remember little things. Like water, you need it! And a compress? But he can't remember if it's supposed to be hot or cold, isn't there a potion for this?

He does, however, know what it feels like to suffer so between the teasing and making lewd jokes about your fever sweating, he babies you. Cuddles at every turn even if you're actually too warm. He gives in to every request. Want another blanket? Sure! You want ice cream? ANything for you doll.

Thankfully, Remus is never too far away and he's the one who tells Sirius that you aren't supposed to actually be that temperature, and he gives him the crash course on basic illness care.

Remus Lupin

Speak of the devil! Remus is the best. He knows what you need, he is extremely sympathetic and he's always ready to listen to you complain.

Comfort king, Remus will help you get set up in bed. A light blanket, favorite pillows and your laptop. Of course he has tissues, snacks and WATER no, you can't have pumpkin juice. He's already lining up your meds so that there's no chance for aches to affect you. Lights are dim or off, fan is on but not directly.

You almost don't feel sick at all.

He knows what's best for you to eat. HIs parents were actual parents and took care of him all those years so he remembers the tricks. He brings you anything you need, gives you space when appropriate but the best part of Remus caretaker? The hugs.

Embraces whenever you're feeling frustrated or uncomfortable. He'll lay on the bed and hold your head to his chest doing the little 'I know, " Whisper whisper things.

He massages your joints if you ask, plays with your hair until you fall asleep and repeatedly refuses to 'tear your head off' even if you insist it would make you feel better.

Remus is the best.

Albus Dumbledore-

Front porch treatment.

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