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Wizard players be like #2

DM: The artefact you're holding is showing you the direction to the next secret temple, but of course you don't know its exact location—

Wizard: We do, actually.

DM: No you don't. It only shows you the DIRECTION. Like a compass.

Wizard: *takes out the realm map* Here. If we draw a straight line in the direction it's showing, and if we travel off the route a little, and then draw another straight line according to the artefact, the intersection of the two lines will tell us exactly where the temple is located.

DM: ... I hate you so much, take an inspiration.

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Here’s the homebrew training system for D&D 5e that we’re using in our campaign. Some content may differ from PHB since I use my own worldbuilding & lore. Feel free to share your suggestions!

Credits:

This reddit post that have been altered & elaborated by me, the DM.

Kleoite for the lovely illustration on the last page. ❤

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Wizard players be like

DM: Okay make your attack.

Player: *takes out miter ruler, puts it on checkerboard*

DM: What the fuck is that for?

Player: To arrange the perfect angle.

DM: ...

Player: And it's easier to calculate the range...

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Wizard players be like #3

DM: *finally explains the plot with a very complex lore that she's been working on for a week, after party completes a huge chapter of the campaign.*

Wizard: ...

DM: .

Wizard: ...

DM: .

Wizard: A-

DM: Don't you fucking dare pointing out anymore plot hole or you're out.

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How to play: Knowledge cleric

Party visited a trinket shop containing many useless magic items. The shopkeeper refused to explain what the items do, in order to be able to sell them.

Cleric: I cast Identify on all of the items.

DM: You don't have that many spell slots-

Cleric: I cast them as ritual.

DM: ... You can certainly try?

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Cleric: Listen here. If you don't want to see me in your shop for the next 2 hours and 50 minutes, tell me what these items do right now.

Shopkeeper: *considers* ... No?

*2 hours 50 minutes later*

DM: You just spent two hours and fifty minutes identifying all the magic items in the shop... and you bought a simple rock.

Cleric: Yes.

DM: ??? Then what was the point?

Cleric: I like knowing things.

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That's why a DM would make a good kindergarden teacher

The party was walking through a bazaar with all kinds of sea food, and the rogue's fingers were itching.

Rogue: I want to steal an octopus.

Cleric: Just WHEN WILL YOU STOP.

DM: You know the rules, roll a sleight of hand.

Rogue: *succeeds the roll* Now, I want to smash it to cleric's face.

DM: Oh, here we go... Make an attack roll against cleric's AC?

Cleric: BUT-

Rogue: *nat 20*

DM: You threw it so well that its tentacles are entangled around cleric's head. Sorry cleric, but it's all over your face and it's stuck.

While the rogue was laughing her ass off, cleric miserably struggled to get rid of the wet, stinky sea product. With the help of wizard, they finally managed to get it off.

Wizard: Can we PLEASE move on with the plot...

DM: Yeah, the crisis is over. What do you do next?

Cleric: I throw the octopus back at rogue's face.

DM & Wizard: *muffled screaming*

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More custom dice by our dice maker friend! This set is a gift for the wizard. ✨ If you’re interested in his work, check out his other sets for sale on Etsy!

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DnD Shorts #3

This is the story of how we stopped the session for 3 hours to prevent two players from killing each other's characters.

The party was heading to a cursed valley so, they decided to take a long rest to spend the night before they go.

The Party: Let's order some food and talk to the other adventurers if they know anything.

Bard: I want to seduce the inn keeper.

DM: Uhm, she has a wedding ring on her finger.

Bard: I want to seduce the inn keeper.

DM: Uhm...okay. First role play, then charisma check.

Bard: *tells a heroic story, flirts, then rolls 24*

Bard slept with the inn keeper and in the morning, he took her wedding ring which she put on the nightstand. He returned to the inn.

DM: The inn keeper's husband is behind the counter, slicing meat. Your friends are having breakfast.

Bard: I approach to the husband, put the ring on the counter in front of him with a smirk on my face.

DM: ... He freaks out with anger. He comes to face you.

Bard: I stab him with my sword.

The Party:

DM:

The Party:

DM: Make an attack roll.

Bard: *rolls 19*

DM: You killed the husband by piercing his chest with your sword...

Fighter: Okay enough I attack the bard.

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DnD Shorts #5

DM: Alright guys, today's session will be a bit of a short one.

Party: *stucks in a puzzle to cross a river for 3 hours straight which was originally made to last around 10 minutes to solve*

Rogue: *finally completes the puzzle after successing a few acrobatics rolls*

The rest of the party: *tries to do the same but fails every single acrobatics roll*

Rogue: *accidentally falls into the river while trying to help her party members to complete the puzzle*

DM: *tries to decide whether to cry or laugh or both*

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How to play: Wizard without spell slots

Bard: *enters the building to knock down the BBEG’s engineer*

Cleric: *enters the building to help bard and to take cover*

Rogue: *also enters the building so that cleric can heal her*

DM: Alright, since wizard is the only one who's outside, the BBEG runs towards him to make two claw att-

Wizard: Can I use my reaction?

DM: Like... Shield? I thought you were out of spell slo-

Wizard: I want to scream as it approaches me.

DM: !? You want to scream as the 20ft tall clockwork monster runs towards you?

Wizard: Yes.

DM: ... Okay. Describe your scream.

Wizard: *https://youtu.be/PwOYuyhPiZY*

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Said the worried player

DM: I really hope you all like this next session, because I had lots of fun preparing it.

Player: I can see why we absolutely won't be having fun then.

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How to play: Bard

The party was trying to secretly infiltrate a small town under siege. They've melted down a small gap on the wall surrounding the town just enough for them to pass.

Wizard: Guys, I'm closing the gap with Minor Illu-

Cleric: I found some gardening tools in the shed.

Bard: Grab them all and lets cover this shit up.

*LATER*

Bard: Voilà.

DM: *sighs* You know the stack you morons did there with those gardening tools looks so wobbly and ridiculous and also probably suspicious because you rolled low on sleight of hand, right?

Bard: Ok. You know this is called modern arts, right?

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Why you should think twice when you ask for homebrew traits.

As a DM who encourages her players to come up with interesting homebrew character concepts, I didn't hesitate to agree when my player asked if her wizard's Mage Hand could have a little personality of itself. Now, it is one of my favourite NPCs to tease with players.

Mage Hand: *pops up out of control, ruins the wizard’s perfectly shaped mustache and vanishes*

Mage Hand: *slaps ass to encourage people*

Mage Hand: *steals booze from taverns because likes alcohol, but can’t drink, so just carries the bottle around*

Mage Hand: *falls in love with the wizard PC’s superior, grows a secret relationship with her and eventually things go sexual-*

Player: OK tell me how do I get rid of this spectral motherfucker.

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DnD Shorts #6

The rogue and the lawful good cleric went into an exotic companion shop. The only reason cleric went in was to keep an eye on the rogue. While they were looking around, a smol black cat climbed on his shoe. Cleric loved it so much but unfortunately, it had hell of a fancy price. At that moment he saw the smirk on the rogue's face.

Rogue: Wanna steal it? I could distract the shopkeeper for you.

Cleric: This IS WRONG.

Cat: *mlem*

Cleric: Oh no...

DM: Wisdom Save, please.

Cleric: Uuuhhhh... *rolls a big NAT 1*

DM: You decided that stealing the cat actually might not be a bad idea.

Cleric: OH GOD.

After stealing the cat, he was immediately cursed by his deity. For an entire week he forgot very basic actions like how to chew, swallow, blink, grab things, etc. for short period of times.

The biggest scandal was for the only other guy of the party, who had to hold the cleric's dick for him when he forgot how to pee.

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Trust issues...

The mischief rogue comes with two cups of chocolate milkshake while taking a sip from one of them.

Rogue: *offers the untouched milkshake to the cleric*

Cleric: I’ll take the other one.

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The first party of our campaign. Characters from left to right: Zulf the Wizard, Castella the Rogue, Karin the Fighter, Egolas the Druid, Karyunas the Bard.

The piece was drawn as a prompt in Inktober 2019 by Kleoite ♥

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