WHAT THE HELL, DUOLINGO?
*x-files theme plays*
[image description: duolingo app, the sentence of selecting translation is ‘you’re not making progress’]
Looking at Duolingo profiles be like
No one’s safe from the duolingo owl….NO ONE.
(A page on facebook wanted this illustrated so I went with the opportunity)
i swear i still have a braincell
⬇Based on this post by Wrong Omens on twitter⬇
Duolingo watches Mean Girls.
everywhere i go i see his face
horrific pick up lines courtesy of duo
(submitted by @amordeathene )
[Image Description : Three Spanish phrases, translated into English. The first says “¡No necesito leer tus términos y condiciones para aceptarte!”, meaning “ I do not need to read your terms of service to accept you.”
The second image says, “No estoy borracho, sólo intoxicado por to.”, which translates to, “I’m not drunk, just intoxicated by you.”
Finally, the third image says, “Ojalá fuera bizco para verte dos veces.”, which means, “I wish I were cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.”]
Duo owl killed god cause god kept missing english lessons. Thats why english is trail mix
hot take: all white suburban dads who say “gracias” at mexican restaurants are being held captive by the duolingo owl
my boyfriend started taking duolingo lessons a few days ago. he forgot one yesterday. i can hear the owl banging at the door. my cat is terrified. i am terrified. send help
My boggart is the duolingo owl
Japanese or tap your knees
My brother, figuring out what Duolingo would say with me.
Therapist: so you’ve been having a recurring nightmare about a creature coming to get you. Does it have a name?
Is Duo trying to tell me that if I don’t continue my Danish course, my house will be on fire?