you know for all the horrible, quietly debilitating mental ailments that wore him slowly but surely down day by day. mighty at least got to experience a bliss otherwise known only by chickens rolling in dirt every time he took a bath
My self-imposed chore for today was to clean the donkey's shelter + 1/4th of the pasture, use the most composted manure that's basically already soil for my potato growing bags, and use the rest to shut down (and fertilise) one of the llamas' bathtubs.
See, the llamas dig these grassless circles with their pointy camelid nails so they can dustbathe like giant gerbils to keep parasites away. I fully accept that it is a healthy and normal llama behaviour but I wish they'd dig one bathtub and stick to it. Instead, every few months they abandon their bathtub and go dig a new one, and never seem to wonder how the sterile moon craters they leave behind end up magically fertile and grassy again.
It's not magic! It's me. I keep moving your (excellent, nutritious, full of plant seeds) poop from one spot to the other so the pasture doesn't become a polka-dotted graveyard of former bathtubs. I understand that if you were wild llamas you would abandon the bathtub and not return for months or years so grass would have time to grow back (I have read Pampe's 600-page manifesto on the health & environmental benefits of wild roaming), but surely you could notice your habitat has changed, and change your behaviour accordingly.
Use your abandoned bathtubs as latrines, for example, so I no longer have to move the poop where it is needed. Or at the very least set up your latrines uphill from the bathtubs? so I can push my extremely heavy wheelbarrows of manure down the slope? 🙏 There are options.
(In the foreground of this video you can see a former bathtub that was covered in manure a few months ago and has begun to heal, and in the background, Pampy happily starting a new one.)
Another thing: there is no need to act like I'm committing a crime when I cover an abandoned bathtub with manure. I only do it once I'm sure everyone has moved on from this one and yet it often prompts Pampelune (Bathtub Administrator) to start digging several new ones like she's convinced I have been gripped by a mindless bathtub-confiscating frenzy and if she doesn't outpace me she'll never get to feel the soft caress of dirt on her wool again.
Sometimes it even triggers protest movements.
Not really—I thought this was a protest involving a lie-in, or maybe a lock-on. In a complex triangle formation around the terminated bathtub (and I was going to say, that's not how this works. You're supposed to glue yourself to the ground of your bathtub to obstruct my work and refuse to budge even when I start shovelling manure on your heads. Protesting after the fact and from a safe distance is pointless and performative)—but then I realised my interpretation was clearly wrong. This was a llama mourning rite to honour last summer's bathtub, and the triangle symbolism simply represents the three stages of life, and the fact that everything, even beloved dust bathing spots, has a beginning, heyday, and end.
Sometimes people on chicken Reddit are just a bit worried about their new friends and not quite dialed in to chicken behaviour yet, and sometimes they're just. Like 'did you even look up chickens before you got them? Look at a single care article? Anything?' Levels of stupidity
The end is the best part, I swear! No clickbait! 🐐💫 Ella wants me to remind everyone that the auction wraps up tomorrow. She said she wants lots of money, so we can buy her more DIRT! (Shh 🤫 Don't tell her) #goat #goats #notclickbait #fundraiserauction #artisinaldirt #dustbath https://www.instagram.com/p/CgF-GqjjysJ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
She takes a dust bath while I shower, so she isn't getting into mischief unsupervised. Once she's down for her bath, I can put something on top to contain the spray of sand and she doesn't even notice it.
Also look how much bigger!
I'm going to have to break out the kitty litter dustbath soon.