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#dwalin approves but you'll never hear Him say that
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OMGosh can you just Imagine what it must've been like to be a dwarf of Erebor watching your grumpy brooding king fall in love with an aggressive soft burgler?? To see the mutual pining?? To wonder if they're ever gonna hitch up?? Can you imagine the Gossip??
I can see it now, Thorin and Bilbo have wandered off Again, and everyone immediately huddles to discuss. Nori would say something like "you think they're gonna shag" and Dori would clap his hands over Ori's ears and say LANGUAGE there are CHILDREN present while Fili and Kili look Supremely uncomfortable at the thought of their uncle shagging Anybody, as Balin just smiles pleasantly in the background(cause he Knows they're gonna shag and he fully supports their union)
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