#dwayne the spock johnson

[glue-enjoyer]

This came to me in a prophetic dream and I was under oath to create it

#star trek #spock #dwayne the spock Johnson if you will

[ryunumber]

Courtesy of @kchasm: Neil Cicierega does not have has a Ryu Number. However, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan do.

(CORRECTION: Per @possqueen, Neil Cicierga cameos as an alligator in Later Alligator alongside Arin Hanson, giving him a Ryu Number of 3.)

(explanation below)

"Spock's Ryu Number of 3 was already established, but this alternate route circumvents the text adventure game Landing Party. Note that the Star Trek Timelines incarnation of Amelia Earhart is the "actual" Earhart, and not a holodeck rendition - in Star Trek lore, Earhart and Fred Noonan were abducted by aliens in 1937 and placed in suspended animation until 2371."

#neil cicierega #ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny #ultimate showdown #spock #star trek #dwayne the rock johnson #the rock #dwayne johnson #wwe #wwf #doctor octopus #dr octopus #otto octavius #dr otto octavius #doc ock #spiderman #spider man #hulk hogan #ryu number

[xenotwink]

Dwayne “The Spock” Johnson

#tbh #Star Trek

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Lemon Demon days

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/1FlfvjO by ran_winkw0nk disclaimer: this is about the music artist, not monster from fnf. i take requests for chapters, whether that be a song by lemon demon for a certain chapter to be themed around, a plot that you have in mind, songs(by lemon demon, ofc) you want there to be references to, etc. i love neil cicierega aka lemon demon a lot so i love any and all requests :) there will be some conditions tho, so check the first chapter for those before making your request. im making these little oneshots about lemon demon as a character, from childhood to teenage years, so keep that in mind Words: 171, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Lemon Demon (Musician), Lemon Demon Musical Project - Neil Cicierega (Albums) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Lemon Demon | Neil Cicierega, View-Monster, idk all the other characters Lemon Demon made, There's too many, there's also the ones he references, here i can try, Batman, Godzilla, Shaquille O'Neal, Aaron Carter, Abraham Lincoln, Optimus Prime, Ben Bernanke, Bill Watterson - Character, Alec Guinness, Ronald Reagan, Stick Stickley, gay guys from knife fight, gandalf the grey, and gandalf the white, Then - Character, Black Knight (Monty Python and the Holy Grail), and - Character, Benito Mussolini, The Blue Meanie (Professional Wrestling), Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, RoboCop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk Cameron (Mission to Zyxx), Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston Esq., Ted "Theodore" Logan, Spock (Star Trek), Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Doc Ock, Hulk Hogan, Chuck Norris, Henry "Indiana" Jones, scruff mcgruff, Jackie Chan, Mr Rogers - Character, uhhh idk a random care bear, he doesnt specify which one, bleg im not doing the rest Relationships: No Romantic Relationship(s) Additional Tags: Based on a Lemon Demon Song, I Wrote This While Listening to Lemon Demon's Music, Lemon Demon References, Songfic, Lemon Demon as a character, He/Him and They/Them Pronouns for Lemon Demon, god i love lemon demon aka neil cicierega, im insane, i have a whole corner of my room dedicated to lemon demon, all i ever do is listen to lemon demon, hello this is neil cicierega aka lemon demon, im on my side account because i got locked out of my main account, can you please give me your credit card inf, ormation so i can buy a new microphone and continue making music read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/1FlfvjO

#IFTTT #bruce wayne #batman #the caped crusader #the dark knight #dcu #ao3 #ao3feed

[brookstonalmanac]

Birthdays 5.2

Beer Birthdays

Bruce Paton (1955)

Anders Kissmeyer (1956)

Brian Hunt (1957)

Five Favorite Birthdays

Jerome K. Jerome; English writer (1859)

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson; actor, wrestler (1972)

Pinky Lee; burlesque entertainer (1907)

Charles McCabe; writer (1915)

Manfred von Richthofen; World War I flying ace (1892)

Famous Birthdays

Lily Allen; pop singer (1985)

Maury Allen; sportswriter, actor (1932)

Christine Baranski; actor (1952)

David Beckham; English footballer (1975)

Theodore Bikel; singer, actor (1924)

William Camden; English historian (1551)

Naomi Campbell; model (1970)

Vernon Castle; dancer, actor (1887)

Catherine the Great; Russian queen (1762)

Bing Crosby; singer, actor (1904)

Connie Crothers; jazz pianist (1941)

Thomas Aloysius Dorgan; cartoonist (1877)

Leslie Gore; pop singer (1946)

Lou Gramm; rock singer (1950)

Lorenz Hart; composer, lyricist (1895)

Theodore Herzl; Zionist (1860)

Hedda Hopper; gossip columnist (1885)

Englebert Humperdinck; singer (1936)

Elijah J. McCoy; inventor (1843)

Lorenzo Music; voice actor (1937)

Novalis; German writer (1772)

Michael Rabin; violinist (1936)

Alessandro Scarlatti; composer (1660)

Benjamin Spock; baby doctor, writer (1903)

Donnatella Versace; fashion designer (1955)

Jenna von Oy; actor, country singer (1977)

Link Wray; rock guitarist (1929)

#Birthdays

[punkbxt]

DWAYNE THE SPOCK JOHNSON

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND HIMSELF

#YALL DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH JOY DWAYNE THE SPOCK JOHNSON GIVES ME #the editor eveb gave him the purple eyeshadow that’s dedication #dwayne the spock johnson #punkspock queries

[theimmortalmortal]

The Rock in the mirror universe

#star trek #science fiction #sci fi #star trek mirror universe #star trek meme #Spock #dwayne johnson #the rock #star trek shit posting

[trek-tracks]

Choose Your Fighter: Oddly Similar Chain-Link Pattern Edition

#star trek #star trek tos #star trek voy #spock #leonard mccoy #jim kirk #seven of nine #bread and circuses #tsunkatse #dwayne the rock johnson #the rock #i realize that when you enslave someone decorating with chainlink patterns is not much of a stretch #still

[sevenkit]

That is highly illogical, you candy ass jabroni

#lol #humor #lmao #rofl #hilarious #comedy #funny pics #funny #lol pics #dwayne johnson #the rock #spock #vulcan #star trek discovery #star trek #wrestling #jabroni

[samsworld]

Help me

#Spock #the rock #dwayne johnson #dwayne the rock johnson #wtf

[lstnrr]

Spock rock.

#spock #the rock #dwayne johnson #Leonard Nimoy #star trek #geekery #hmmm

[capt-sulu]

reblog if you agree

Spock is short for Dwayne The Spock Johnson

#spock #mr. spock #s'chn t'gai spock #dwayne johnson #star trek #it's true #my posts

[whiteshadowsstuff]

Clinically insane

Or so they say

Corrosion of the brain

Like tooth decay

Some call it crystal

Others call it ice

This is my story

I'll try to be concise

Bottom of the gene pool

You sport the title well

Inbred family

Little children with tails

White trash tweaker

The truth will be unveiled

Low rent hacker

Says he has a crew

Pack of Bushwackers

And cyber is their ruse

Spun out flapper

Look who just got screwed

Served up on a platter

Gave me all the clues

You call yourself an artist

Nothing from the farthest

An artist? Lol ur a fucking joke

Your a mediocre hack, a novice, beginner

Go smoke another pinner

A looser not a winner

The new girl on the block

What you say has no stock

Dwayne Johnson is the Rock

No likes on your Tik-Tok

That shouldn't be a shock

You I like to mock

You kind of look like Spock

It's the nose....I'm gonna sock

You've got some warrants out

What's this all about?

2 are for assault

Yeah right it's not your fault

That's why your on the lamb

I like green eggs and ham

No one can save you now

Not even Samsung Sam

You fucked my friend over

Supposedly your friend too

Who needs enemies

With a friend like you

Attempted suicide

Another rehab

A stint in ICU

The futures looking bad

You knew about her struggles

She lived with everyday

You knew of her addictions

Hard to keep at bay

You knew her health was failing

And spun her anyways

Pocket full of dope

Brains not thinking straight

Sexualy exploited

Predator and his prey

Laid out in black and white

There is no fucking grey

All hyped up on the G

Your life's an atrocity

Your actions are a monstrosity

A syndrome like hyperviscosity

Character defect of pomposity

Cannot be trusted......hypocrisy

Coming at you with velocity

Full force of my ferocity

Your the black stain in society

I stand for life

You represent death

You took her mental health

Smoking up that meth

I tried to treat her right

Lookin out for her best

At hospice every night

Till she took her last breath

In her afterlife

Lady Macbeth

The devils coming for you

And I'm your Godsend

Strike you out for 9 innings

Then hit a homer in the 10th

Send you straight to hell

For you have mortal sinned

Can you hear the music play

That's my violin

You had an app in my phone

I found out in the end

Did your camera roll

Pissed me off I won't pretend

Put on your little show

With no clue of what I know

Now the dust has settled

You should have never mettled

I'm the peoples choice

Like Larry Fitzgerald

Call me Messiah

Call you Pariah

You want to poke this bear

I'll fold you like a chair

I didn't sweat you then

I sure don't sweat you now

As my late friend would say

Mmmmmm......Brown Cow

Ricki Ticki Tavi

The mongoose and the snake

The mongoose smart and crafty

The snake will make mistakes

Time to set the trap

I casted out the bait

Hook line and sinker

The hacks came out to tinker

You say this makes no sense

Here comes my whole defense

Fortune 100 IT department

Thought you were safe

Sitting up in your apartment

Hell yes I gave your name

Checkmate end of game

Now as you can see

Add up the felonies

Hired guns to my left

The law to my right

Wrap the rope around your neck

The noose is getting tight

Adios thanks for playing

Your ship has gone sailing

Got you a front seat

Florence State Penitentiary

Threw your crew under the bus

The bus that you were driving

Your meth is crystalizing

Cyber crimes are on the rising

The evidence is piling

You know what I'm implying

Read it in my writing

This moment is defining

It is the siver lining

Life's all about timing

And your time has come

No rope on your soap

Hot dog in the bun

This is my poem

My riddle if you will

Addictions unforgiving

And her death was surreal

The predator is lurking

Skeeter in the night

Pocket full of christy

Human parasite

Now I always spit the truth

Maybe a couple lies

This story is nonfiction

Cross my heart hope to die

And the tweaker that I jingled

He's looking at hard time

He's thinking 2 or 3

I'm betting 8 or 9

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Lemon Demon days

by ran_winkw0nk disclaimer: this is about the music artist, not monster from fnf. i take requests for chapters, whether that be a song by lemon demon for a certain chapter to be themed around, a plot that you have in mind, songs(by lemon demon, ofc) you want there to be references to, etc. i love neil cicierega aka lemon demon a lot so i love any and all requests :) there will be some conditions tho, so check the first chapter for those before making your request. im making these little oneshots about lemon demon as a character, from childhood to teenage years, so keep that in mind Words: 171, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Lemon Demon (Musician), Lemon Demon Musical Project - Neil Cicierega (Albums) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Lemon Demon | Neil Cicierega, View-Monster, idk all the other characters Lemon Demon made, There's too many, there's also the ones he references, here i can try, Batman, Godzilla, Shaquille O'Neal, Aaron Carter, Abraham Lincoln, Optimus Prime, Ben Bernanke, Bill Watterson - Character, Alec Guinness, Ronald Reagan, Stick Stickley, gay guys from knife fight, gandalf the grey, and gandalf the white, Then - Character, Black Knight (Monty Python and the Holy Grail), and - Character, Benito Mussolini, The Blue Meanie (Professional Wrestling), Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, RoboCop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk Cameron (Mission to Zyxx), Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston Esq., Ted "Theodore" Logan, Spock (Star Trek), Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Doc Ock, Hulk Hogan, Chuck Norris, Henry "Indiana" Jones, scruff mcgruff, Jackie Chan, Mr Rogers - Character, uhhh idk a random care bear, he doesnt specify which one, bleg im not doing the rest Relationships: No Romantic Relationship(s) Additional Tags: Based on a Lemon Demon Song, I Wrote This While Listening to Lemon Demon's Music, Lemon Demon References, Songfic, Lemon Demon as a character, He/Him and They/Them Pronouns for Lemon Demon, god i love lemon demon aka neil cicierega, im insane, i have a whole corner of my room dedicated to lemon demon, all i ever do is listen to lemon demon, hello this is neil cicierega aka lemon demon, im on my side account because i got locked out of my main account, can you please give me your credit card inf, ormation so i can buy a new microphone and continue making music via https://ift.tt/1FlfvjO

#IFTTT #bruce wayne #batman #the dark knight #the caped crusader #gotham #dcu #dc #ao3 #ao3feed

[my-highschool-quotes]

Student: *Starts laughing uncontrollably*

Student: *Calms down*

Student: "Ah.... Dwayne the Spock Johnson."

#funny #quotes #highschool #random #highschool quotes #hilarious #i cant find the picture #or else i would put it #but its lost to time i guess

[punkbxt]

sometimes this happens and it makes me cackle

#double funny bc theyre looking in the same direction LOL #spocksgotemotions wassup lol #dwayne the spock johnson