#dyed chickens

[humming-bird10]

Someone in my fb chicken group has a little bearded bantam that likes to sit on shoulders so they did a pirate photoshoot and I am losing it

Just look at it!! THE LITTLE HAT!!!

#I am absolutely dying #this is the best #chickens #chicken adventures

[fumifooms]

Chilchuck analysis speedrun: As a hardworking half-foot who grew up poor and discriminated against and had his gullibility taken advantage of multiple times in his early adventuring days, Chilchuck thinks optimism is a dangerous flaw. He’s stressed and strict all the time because his job is noticing details like traps that could get everyone killed before anyone knows it, he takes the lives of everyone to be on his shoulders, and with the way he speaks about it that probably partly reflects how he felt about taking it upon himself to provide for his family too. His life’s always been pretty centered around work and has become even moreso now that his wife left and everyone is independent, and due to past events he’s very iffy with bonding with coworkers. He thinks feelings and job are a disaster mix. Like with his wife or with parties hiring him as sacrifice, being open or having good faith is vulnerability which can get you hurt, so he processes and shows all his stress as anger instead of worry. Doing strict dieting probably isn’t helping the irritability what with hunger, and on top of being a hunger suppressant alcohol might be the main stress reliever he has.

His grey hairs are so earned

#Chilchuck tims #dungeon meshi #analysis #HAPPY CHILCHUCK DAY #You know what yeah understandable have a good day #Alcohol be a ticket straight to chilling out town I suppose #Spoilers #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #Thinking on if I should split my family masterpost into diff posts for max reach hmm #Anyways I’m def editing in the second page into that post that “I’ve got three people to think of here” sounds sooo much like that’s #How he’d think about it in a family setting as well. He works so hard for them 🥺 #I could have put 100 pics on this post to justify everything I mentioned but this is a speedrun for a reason. I’m planning so many #Compilations rn i need a break from rereading lol #He’s just here to do his work!! He just wanna do his work!!! #I’m always rotating him in my brain like rotisserie chicken :( Hopefully this doesn’t sound disjointed or insane to average readers #He’s always on his guard so he has a short fuse and his type of humor & liking for snarky remarks doesn’t help #Also bc he knows nothing lasts he has a very work hard play hard mentality where ‘dying doing something you love. Like drinking’ #Is nice in his opinion #This post makes it all sound so dry. Chilchuck is so messy thinking about him is thrilling I swear. This is concise but at what cost… #OH ALSO he has weird self-hate issues where he really values his skills but devalues himself on a personal level. #‘I am a coward. I only care about myself. I cheated on my wife (lying for no reason)’ etc etc #Can’t disappoint people and make them leave you if they already have no expectations and esteem of you 😏💡

[kor0kke]

SILLY SPOOKY GF DANCE

I forgot to post this here uuhgnnshdhdj hi i did the silly with GF cause it was halloween ooOoHHH 👻

#fnf #friday night funkin #friday night funkin fanart #fnf gf #friday night funkin girlfriend #fnf fanart #fnf girlfriend #fridaynightfunkin #spooky month #spooky dance #happy halloweeeen late as always lmaooo #Eughs im not in the mood to think on silly tags bruh #dying #yes #i want chicken nuggets #i eat rocks #Fries your phone #KurokkePostingLol

[roastedcha]

limbus :D

#havent drawn for it yet but hells chicken is sooo silly and fun #limbus company #ryoshu #hong lu #sorry for radio silence. im dying in school #my art

[mishapen-dear]

i keep thinking about minecraft mechanics and all the old history bad keeps referencing like. did he every troll vesuvius by throwing shit into his inventory to fill it up. did issac newton hold the apple in his offhand. was the offhand even an option back then. when qbbh fell to earth was hunger nonexistent but for the howling pain of wounds that could only be healed by food. were people just frantically chowing down on pork while atlantis collapsed. they couldnt even swim animation

#qsmp badboyhalo #all their beds got broken no wonder their spawn was invalid </3 #what about the witch hunt #the witch trials. imagine someone pulling stacks and stacks of rope out of their inventory #the library of alexandria makes even more sense in a mc context tbh stuff used to go up in flames SO fast #but also. Imagine. theres just pigs dying for food all the time until one day cows and chickens ALSO start dropping food #ans theb theres the qsmp islands where all these mods are present #some of them different on different islands #which implies that everything off the island is normal mc but on the islands its modded #because no one is every surprised by pressing e for inventory but they Sire Are Surprised by nightmare stalkers #also lemme know if this appears in the mc tags and ill edit if

[abby-howard]

Part 2 of my 2023 hourlies; Part 1 here!

---CW family death (not sad)---

#hourly comics day #cw family death #family death (not sad) #hourly comic day 2023 #autobio comics #webcomics #between this and fingerquest it was an eventful day #i almost made comics about grandma flowers' particular brand of cruelty but they weren't conveying it just right #but as an example #she would adopt a cat/dog and feed it ice cream and whole chickens #then when it was too large to get up the stairs she would say "he's just not himself anymore U_U #and suddenly the animal would be gone (put to sleep) #she was skinny as a rail and had such weird ways of fatshaming every woman in my family #buying us clothes three sizes too big and saying i'm not sure it'll fit :/ it might be too small for you #and of course she was hideously racist #but had no real convictions beyond making everyone in the room with her uncomfortable #she was a very particular brand of evil southern woman that's a bit of a dying species #oh well #i will not miss her evil cackling while telling us stories of neighbors' cats she had shot

[wnnwakb]

#fanart #sketch #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #like a dragon #yakuza #judge eyes #judgment #lost judgment #yagami takayuki #akiyama shun #tanimura masayoshi #continuation of that other thing i drew where akiyama asks yagami to help him find kiryu #they are in singapore here! #my headcanon is that tanimura's been in the SEA region to help nair out with stuff so that's why we haven't seen him in forever #yagami is dying from the humidity and yet he continues to layer #i'll bring back all my favs fk it mine running the cai png stall #hainanese chicken rice my beloved #wnnu delusions

[freensrcha]

To be honest, parents know what their kids are. But I'm way cooler. I knew since you were a kid. But, you just like men. It's no biggies.

MOONLIGHT CHICKEN | EPISODE 4

#moonlight chicken #midnight series: moonlight chicken #khaotung thanawat #someone tell me gaipa's mom isnt dying #i have no clue why she was crying 😭 #i swear IF SHE DIES 🔪 #111gif

[juneviews]

#moonlight chicken #moonlight chicken the series #midnight series #earth pirapat #papang phromphiriya #thai drama #my gifs #bypiningbisexuals #I'M NEVER GETTING OVER THIS #I'VE BEEN DYING OVER THIS FOR AN HOUR I CAN'T #THEY DID THATTTT.

[puppychase]

Everyone writing mirage as cool and seductive is so wrong. He calls his bf “bro” and “dude” and he’s always unserious. One earnest moment and he’s turning into a Porsche and driving away out of embarrassment

#You guys know #also everyone writing Noah confessing to mirage as if either knows what tf they’re feeling #I love it but we both know they’d just drive in silence and mirage would play a romantic song but chicken out and change the station #“What was that” “uh nothing. Hey look over there” #Stuttering ✔️ awkwardness ✔️ chickening out ✔️ being embarrassed (especially in front of Chris). ✔️ #Tenants of Noah x mirage #noah x mirage #transformers: rise of the beasts #original #It takes mirage dying to make Noah realize what he feels so it would definitely take something serious for him to admit it #Like mirage leaving or having an issue where he’s damaged / when Noah is rebuilding him #I’m imaging noah yells at him when he pretends to die again or something while he’s fixing him and mirage CANNOT figure out why he’s so #Upset over a joke

[gunsatthaphan]

okay then 👀

#firstkhao #first kanaphan #khaotung thanawat #only friends #moonlight chicken #gmmtv #AAAHHHHHHHH #i apologize in advance for the person i will become once OF airs #you will find me quivering in a corner somewhere #fdjkhgkjdf #also screaming at how theyre at this fashion event which has literally nothing to do with acting or whatever #and the interviewers are like SO YEAH lets talk the gay stuff #loooooool #dying #also i just saw a clip of the fashion show on youtube and it looks so cool!!!!!! they slayed #but also the others #it looked like so much fun

[mioxza]

WHY AM I JUST NOW REALIZING ANDREW’S “I’D HAVE TO CARE TO HATE IT” WITH EXY AND HIM TELLING NEIL HE HATES HIM SUBSEQUENTLY SO THIS IDIOT COULD FIGURE IT OUT BUT WOULDN’T. 

#andriel #Andrew minyard #neil josten #I have been here for too long to have not noticed this yet #aftg #sorry if everyone else knows this and I didnt #but omg the moment of enlightenment #like when I learned that the chicken crosses the road to get to the other side was about the chicken dying actually like 3 days ago maybe

[suitetarts]

spawn astarion and redeemed durge is so !!!

bonus shadowheart:

#they see each other!!! AUGH #“really thought i wasn't going to make it” “dying and being reborn is never pleasant” gonna rotate this thought like a rotisserie chicken #yeah i wish he had been a little more reactive when my durge yknow. fucking died horrendously. but that's okay #durgestarion #rebelspawn #astarion #durge #durge spoilers #posting the dialogue everyone's already seen a million times but these screenshots have MY durge's name. so its special #threw in the shart line because delilah broke up with her to be with astarion so it felt very poignant for her to say this to an ex

[earlgodwin]

LUCREZIA BORGIA + JUAN BORGIA

"One thing that I've always said about Juan is that every action that he does is heartfelt and genuine. When it was the war against the French, he was there and he was going to go to war, even though he knew he was going to die. He saw them getting ripped apart, but he was there and he was going to do it. I believe if Lucrezia hadn't come over, he would have led all his troops into death. I don't think there's anything that he's done which was through general cowardice. In terms of his survival, he died how he lived, and that's laudable, in itself."  — David Oakes.

#lucrezia was so worried about juan i wanna scream i love my babygirl #this part always gets me because obviously juan was trembling from the fear of disappointing his family #like he wanna prove to rodrigo that he IS truly worthy of his position as a gonfaloniere since juan always feels inferior #he is scared and clueless yet he was willing to die when he could've chickened out after his troops got killed but no he was like fuck it #after lucrezia tried to convince him to turn back..he was like no i won't surrender but the prospect of him dying would make lucrezia upset #and THATS what made him turn back which is soooo personal to me and i love it #i love the borgia siblings so bad help #juan borgia #lucrezia borgia #the borgias #theborgiasedit #holliday grainger #david oakes #weloveperioddrama #cinemapix #tvarchive #smallscreensource #juan x lucrezia #tvfilmcentral #by jen

[theo-grayson]

@narwhalsarefalling

#when i am dying and my life is flashing before my eyes #the 2lb cheddar block chicken will be the thing i see just before i take my final breath

[cupiidzbow]

ummmm i like him so muchhhh 😚😚😚😚

#he’s literally DKs model dyed blond with some glasses #and he looks like an uncooked chicken in some lighting but by god do i love him 😚😚 #HES SOOO FUCKIN SILLY….. #bro here’s a disembodied voice from out fo fucking nowhere and he’s like ‘Right on! 😁🤙🏽’ #them making him like a little hippie stoner guy is very amusing like #there was another episode where he was driving them upside down facing the ground #and he was like ‘woah…. never seen green clouds before………..well. maybe once.’ #IDK ITS FUNNY I LIKE HIM. #i want to make an au sona for the tv show to have my sona with him I think it would be fun 🥹☝🏽 #and I can be best friends with candy it’s a win win #txt #🦍🏄‍♂️🌊 #video #gush tag! 💌