#dyke lyfe

[sailorpants]

stage manager lyfe (a tip o’ the refillable pencil lead to the essential dykes to watch out for)

#Midwest College TM #my art #when the blocking script is so spaced out 3 pages go by in less than 2 minutes :)) #my life #I finished the aforementioned volume of dtwof last night & thought I’d try out the style

[unbecomingsposting]

I really forgot she was cancelled lmaooo that feels like forever ago

Same with Lindsey and Kelley tbh. I went away from woso for a bit, came back and people hated their guts I was like "wtf happened?!" Made sure I stayed off of Twitter that's for sure

locked twitter 4 lyfe i have all the clowns blocked!!! my fav was when they canceled sonnett for calling herself a dyke in 2011 when she’s. she’s. i mean that’s her slur. it was also 12 years ago and digging 12 years back to cancel someone for stupid shit they tweeted at 17 is insane behavior that discredits everything you say…but also that’s her slur to reclaim. she gets to say it..about herself…cuz she’s….like…what’s not clicking

#ppl under 21 love to say that 16-17 year olds r adults #babe…if ur 19 U ARE ALSO NOT AN ADULT #i also feel like this level of moral outrage about casually racist or homophobic shit tweeted by teenagers 10+ years ago #dilutes the justifiable rage at present day shit that is said & done by players and coaches #like mccall just last year as a grown adult captain of her team said some racist shit & did not learn from it #if y’all would stop looking for sonnett’s 2012 tweets and focus on the current harm being done #maybe the sport would get somewhere lol

[rawrmeansilyindinosawr]

filthy musty moody.!

MkkakakaaaaYYYYYY so wuSsuhp EARth.!! itZ MEEEE renny<3 :-D :/] i yam doin NORMIEEE THINGZ dis wek lik not sleepin 4 4 days in a row except 4 a couplehourz ish N im Thiinkinn ab goin 2 miami <3=] n Eatin kimchi Cweamy udon n accepting drawingz of myself by my FRIENDZ THT I LUVVV n giving Dem white ribbony flowerz to matchMOI black ribbony flower.!!<3

wusuhp since i laSt blogged .!! i Went to lalalandzz n ended up on the floor at Mcconelz whiCh rhYmes with Macdonaldz w my ex Gf who made me dislike polyamory n we still haven’t talked ab it.!<3 N moi fwendzz hav ben DREAMING OF MEH n it so CUTE n So Ssweeetyy cuz i luv to b luved n i like attention.!:-]] im psychoanalyzing MENTAL ILLNESS while breathing in plastic.!! fallin asleep wiff tha GAS ON.! cuz i got a dump truck in the process Tht will B FANTASTIK.!!! single n Rdy 2 MINGLE NOT cuz i’m in a monogamous v commuted relationship.! Casually healing in my BROWN HAIR ERA .!!!!!!!!! unemployeD AGAIN repett of last summer n making fwendz w the Exterminatorz N smelling whuts underneath my fingernailz Era era NEW meH.!

ubered 2 Tina greenz nail salons tht had a WEED LEAF on tha LogO yet NOo signzz of 420 Fwendly.! i LUV HOTTUB partyYzz in living roomzz w sexy lilll laddies n goin to Buffalo exchange to sell clothes as a form of self destruction cuz iK my clothes’ worth N it way more than dat but i still take da Cashh insTead of the store crEd.

If u Smelt it…, bitch U dellT 1T.! HahahhahhhHhhHhHhhHhAa N ya if i wanna hug me ur gonna b 5Cents n Ya i love pussy ReveaL on first Meet cute cuZ tht shit is soo Kute .! Im in my hot They summer mood.!! Omw to urgent care 4 chest pain MOOD.!!

i kan roll a cigarello now tht my PLUGGIE taught meh how 2 who worked security 4 door 4 an event tht wuz hosted by a model who seNt me a Diccc piccc in front of my MOMMY.!!

i luv LUV so much it KILLZZ Meh.!!! i yam sad my besti possum mochi has kidney flavorz n ears r raspberries.! y is Charli Soooo Rite when she said U CULDA HAD A BAD GURL BY UR SIDE .!! IF U WANTED.! ….

yaSszz i luv walking 30 min in the rain jus to get to a party i jus went to in a Completely diff outfit just to go BACK dere again n hangsz out w ppl who sing while painting trans ritess ALLY stencilz on hoodies N accidentally bump into me 2 times while mysteriouzz liquodd from Train Trak fall on my shoulders.! i luv my friendzz who don’t do K but only w meH n then learn how to play guitar after UNO BUMP then they beat me 3 times in UNO on a FriYay nite.!.!! i luv waking up n walkin around lookin like a RESPECTABLE THOTTT around wash n gettin a MURAL painted oF me thensHyly walking away cuz im STONED.!!!!! n gettin mOi PolatoidD taken At FeLIXXX roasting company.!.!.!!.!

iiii h8 job hunting butt not i yam DONEZIEZ w datz.! N reddy4 a new chapter of moi lYfe …:] less drama n more travel n no More bein captin savE a hoe.! in my HIP DERMALZZ HEALING ERA n sleeping on clean sheets w ripped FiTTED sheeit SHEESSSSHH eRa.! <3 tha BUSHHH dyke lesbian bar is KUTE n i luv meeting ppl dere who wanna cook din as First date <3 ^_^

LESBIAN EMPATHSIZERz who used to Fugg they roomies r my close fwendz n also small asian ladies on the L train canarsie bound w 69 camouflage Snapbackz. n walking in tha rain to drop off clothes to girls who copy n pesto my own txt messages to meh out of spite :]

WEST PALM BEECH BOUND 2CB CUPCAKE SNORTER PROFESSIONAL HOT TUB SITTER ELLIOT PAGE CONNISUER BUSHWICK MODEL MINORITITY ……

Xxxxoxx,

Renny poo <3

#blog

[enby-distortion]

hey sapphics is it gay to get turned on when ur potential love interest sends you pics of abstract art they’re working on

#personal #but ok to reblog if you really want to i guess #lesbian time #dyke lyfe #sapphic

[comradekatara]

me watching “the boiling rock” for the first time as a kid seeing ty lee risk everything in the moment she betrays azula to save mai, mai’s eyes widening, frozen in shock as ty lee runs over to her and grabs her yelling “come on, let’s get out of here!!!” clinging to each other as guards surround them, as they accept that the immense sacrifice they just made was worth it

#id in alt text #maixtylee #cinematic masterpiece the boiling rock part 2 #memery #mai #ty lee #azula #this was literally the most romantic moment in atla in my humble dyke opinion #i still think abt it & them constantly like..... #this scene was my proto lesbian awakening probably #mailee 4 lyfe babey!!!!!!

[vaas]

the way some of the gay people on this website do math stresses me out sometimes.

#.txt #im a math dyke i do enjoy it even if arithmetic is lame and boring and physics hurts my fee fees #chemistry 4 lyfe

[grendelsmilf]

What did you think of the new amphibia?

got this ask a week ago but since i'm only getting to it now i'm also gonna talk about the newest eps too

first things first. i love anne boonchuy so much!!!!!!! best girl of all time perhaps???

when they go to costco and have that star wars fight. bruh. not ok

the avocado running gag was so solid. hop pop gets it

terri and dr. jan are such icons i love them they are perfect

in fact all of anne's human friends are perfect and delightful and so chill about breaking into the fbi to save some anthropomorphic frog aliens they barely know. major respect

anne looks so good in a suit i love her masc moments i say that's my baby dyke and i'm so proud :')

the fact that she was more powerful with a toy lightsaber than trained adult fbi agents is so funny. the amphibiafication of this teenage girl (she wasn't even using her powers she's just that strong and fast and cool!!!)

rupaul bullying anne = gay/lesbian hostility . also very funny that he's like "ha ha ur just a CHILD!!!" like he's not also owning himself by being an adult man who bullies children

i loved the interrogation scenes w hp sprig and polly they're all so precious.... that's my family <3

okay so like i'd be remiss not to say that anne's parents are soooo hot to me....... do u think they r looking for a third?

anne only being able to activate her powers comfortably and safely in full control when she is confident in herself and knows that she is loved and that her community has her back!! if andrias was the former heart then it makes sense that everything fell apart once he no longer had his friends by his side.... but i guess we shall see....

and they're back home!!!

BUFF LOGGLE

sasha is so beautiful with her hair down. i mean she's always beautiful but i love this look for her. my terrible daughter <3

speaking of sasha being terrible, she has rly grown so much it's so beautiful to see... turns out all she needed all along was to be surrounded by the supportive community of wartwood to show her that she can be liked and cared for and protected without having to prove herself or kill herself to be considered useful or worthy.... and that their sense of love and community turned her into the best version of herself and a great leader regardless... who knew???

no real talk the fact that anne and sasha were undergoing parallel arcs, sasha undergoing the character growth anne underwent in s1 in wartwood while anne learned to trust her family and community to become the best version of herself in LA is so beautiful... and then they are able to return to each other as the healthiest possible versions of each other with all their worst insecurities allayed which means their relationship is now the best it ever has been since they were kids. i'm so proud of them <3333333333333

aaaaand anne lost her shoe and has leaves in her hair already. (nice)

i love sprivy sm they are a perfect babycouple. they remind me of if sokka and suki were 12 and also frogs. they have never done anything wrong ever in their entire lives and i am kissing their foreheads so much

stumpy is fucking dope i love that man. frog. frogman..

i love that sasha still lowkey hates sprig. frenemies 4 lyfe <3

also i wish we got to see sasha and ivy bonding as a parallel to spranne i bet their friendship is just adorable. hopefully it gets explored more down the line. we deserve a complete sprig/anne maddie/marcy ivy/sasha trio

also i wanna see grime and anne friendship. sasha's bffs who must now bond with each other... the fact that i can now unequivocally like grime btw brings me great joy bc he has always been a very entertaining character even if i resented him for the fact that he made sasha worse.. everyone is becoming the best versions of themselves!!! just in time to save marcy and defeat andrias

andrias pinata haha

this show is so good it's actually kind of insane how good it is. who gave them the right????????????

#amphibia spoilers #frogshowposting #ask #anon #perfect show actually

[itsyoungma]

Young M.A - Get This Money gif done by me

#young ma #young m.a #redlyfe #hennynhoes #rap gif #female rapper #rap music #red lyfe #money #dyke #my gifs

[ohnoproblems]

Noi, from Dorohedoro?

Sexuality Headcanon: she’s probably bi? but imagine a world in which everyone in dorohedoro is a dyke

Gender Headcanon: i’m easy with it any way

A ship I have with said character: noikaido 4 lyfe

A BROTP I have with said character: honestly everyone in dorohedoro is just such good friends and it’s delightful. but also what if shin was a dyke

A NOTP I have with said character: probably ebisu? oh my god wait was your earlier ask about dorohedoro ebisu and not touhou ebisu because either way i guess my answer stands

A random headcanon: she really did like chidaruma’s devil design. maybe that’s canon

General Opinion over said character: gimme the beef girls and free my soul

#orangebaccarat

[were-alll-madd-here]

My conversation with a 5 year old boy

Him: How do you make ice?

Me: Well you put water in this tray with holes and then put it in the freezer for a couple hours.

Him: 😱😱😱 woah

Him: *runs to mom and says* Momma I just talked to a big boy!

Me: lol forever

#girls who like girls #girls who kiss girls #girls who look like boys #my life #I'm a big boy #androgynous #?? #dyke #lyfe

[emulatedheart]

dyke shepard 4 lyfe

#mass effect #video games #art #digital art #etc.

[cousinade]

OOOUUU

Young M.A

Yo bro, I think I had too much Hennessy man This Hennessy getting to me I ain't gonna lie, I'm a little smizz I'm a little drizz But we in the club man, OOOUUU

Yea they hate but they broke though (They broke though) And when it's time to pop they a no-show (Where they at?) Yea I'm pretty but I'm loco (Yeah I'm loco) The loud got me moving slow-mo (Shhh) Ayo Tweetie, where the hoes bro? (Where the hoes bro?) Ayo Keys, where the hoes tho? (Yo where the hoes tho?) That other nigga, he a bozo (He a bozo) It's M.A, you don't know hoe? (You don't know hoe?) We got liquor by the boatload (That Henny) Disrespect the Lyfe that's a no-no (That's a no-no) All my niggas dressed in that rojo (Redlyfe) I ride for my guys, that's the bro code (That's the bro code) Baby gave me head, that's a low blow (That's a low blow) And she make me weak when she deepthroat I need a rich bitch not a cheap hoe (Not a cheap hoe) They be on that hate shit, I peep tho (Yeah, I peep tho) My brother told me fuck 'em, get that money sis (Yo fuck em') You just keep on grinding on ya hungry shit (Uh-huh) Ignore the hating, ignore the faking, ignore the funny shit 'Cause if a nigga violate, we got a hunnit clips (GLLLAATTT) And we go zero to hunnit quick We just them niggas you ain't fucking with (No!) Pockets on a chubby chase and still could bag a thottie in some bummy shit (OOOUUU) Yerr Eli, why they testing me? Like I don't always keep the hammer next to me? Like I ain't got a hitter to the left of me? Like we ain't in these streets more than sesame? If that's ya chick, then why she texting me? Why she keep calling my phone speaking sexually? Every time I'm out, why she stressing me? You call her Stephanie? I call her Headphanie I don't open doors for a hoe (Not at all!) I just want the neck, nothin' more (Nothin' more) Shawty make it clap, make it applause When you tired of your man, give me call (Give me a call) Dyke bitches talking out they jaw (Yo what you say?) Next minute calling for the law This 9 will have them calling for the lord (GLLLAATTTT) They ain't getting shmoney so they bored (Man they bored) I could never lose, what you thought? M.A got it on lock, man of course (Man of course) They say I got the juice, I got the sauce (I got the sauce) These haters on my body shake 'em off (I shake em' off) Pussy I'm a bully and a boss (man I'm a boss) I'm killing them, sorry for your loss (R.I.P) I just caught a body, Randy Moss Now this year I'm really going off (I'm going off)

OOOUUU OOOUUU These haters on my body, shake 'em off OOOUUU OOOUUU Ahhhh, these haters on my body shake 'em off OOOUUU OOOUUU These haters on my body shake 'em off I could never lose what you thought? What they thought? I could never lose what you thought? This Henny got me, it got me sauced This Henny got me oh, it got me sauced I could never lose what you thought? M.A got it on lock man of course OOOUUU OOOUUU

[nitebloom]

need me a dyke in my lyfe :-(

[enby-distortion]

Gay culture is blushing like an idiot when the girl you're on a date with gives you a hug

Gay culture is also verbally keysmashing when that girl kisses you

#IM THE IDIOT #ITS ME #i may be dumb but at least i got kissed #dyke lyfe #personal

[97642]

at 4:20am atlantic time today a pretty girl shotgunned me so i’m living my best weed dyke lyfe

#dont know how the verbage of that word works

[corroded-coffin]

the dyke lyfe chose me