In which E Gadd gives Luigi the Ghost Sex Talk.
Rambling, meme, and extra drawing under the cut:
It's funny, last year on my birthday I played Luigi's mansion 3. I already had the game, and I wanted to relax and play something new. But I didn't keep playing it after that day. Now, a year later, I'm really into Mario, and the urge to play Luigi's mansion took over. I've played the og several times but never beat it, so I started a new playthrough and completed it the other day! (THAT GAME IS SO GOOD UUUUUHGHHGHH) Now I'm playing dark moon, another game I never finished. It's my birthday today. It's almost like god went "you haven鈥檛 unlocked the Luigi's mansion fixation yet, come back in a year" :P
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You guys have probably seen tons of bowuigi fics with kamek and bowser father-son sentimental moments, but what about: Professor E. Gadd & Luigi.
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Luigi decides to visit his old man to check up on him and also the status of the reconstructed mansion he took part in a few years ago, (ahem luigis mansion 3) and also to invite the professor to the wedding he and Bowser are about to have.
Luigi now only realizes as he takes a step entering the mansion; he hadn't even broken the news that he and Bowser were together in the first place.
Panicking slightly, he enters the building after being greeted by one of the ghost staff that gave him directions to E. Gadd's whereabouts. He admires the changes around the interior of the mansion, noticing the warm look they intended to go for and loving how everything was placed. It wasn't long until he found the professor's office, politely knocking before allowing himself in.
"Good to see you, sonny!" Professor E. Gadd exclaims, rushing forward to embrace the younger one.
Luigi smiles in return, taking his cap off in respect. He hugs his old mentor back gleefully. "Nice to see you too, Professor!"
Luigi notices the walking cane E. Gadd held in his free hand. Time really did fly fast- the plumber shrunk in guilt. Luigi felt like he should've paid more visits in the past.
"Have a seat, my boy. Yowzers, we need a lot of catching up to do!"
Luigi obliges, now seated on the vintage sofa placed across E. Gadd's work area. E. Gadd slips onto his designated chair, scooting it closer to the plumber. He smiles endearingly, patting Luigi on the shoulder.
"How are you, Luigi?" He starts, adjusting his glasses which seemed to be sliding off his nose.
"Well," Luigi pauses to think. He doesn't want to directly place it out there that he's marrying his brother's ex arch-nemesis. "I've been.... busy."
E. Gadd lets out a hum as he examined the boy's features. "Hmm... your hair has grown a bit longer than the last time I saw you. Do you plan to cut it soon, son?"
Luigi laughs softly, remembering the times Wendy, one of Bowser's adoptive children; had braided his hair and practically begged him to grow it out longer. "No, not anytime soon, Professor."
"Alrighty then!" the professor concludes, "What brings you here, sonny? Came by to visit your old man?"
"Actually, I came to give you an invitation, sir." Luigi pulls out a maroon colored envelope from his satchel, "it's for a wedding. I thought you'd be interested."
"A wedding?" E. Gadd takes the envelope in hand, adjusting his glasses to see where it was addressed from. "The Koopa Kingdom & The Mushroom Kingdom. Huh, I didn't think the big guy could ever pursue the princess' heart. Was the red one alright with this?"
Luigi feels his palms become damper and damper. He nervously chuckles, averting his eyes from his mentor. "It's me who's getting married, sir."
E. Gadd's eyebrows raise in surprise. "Oh? Who's the lucky feller?"
"...King Bowser. Peach approves by the way, with the treaty and all. She says it might be beneficial for the sake of both Kingdoms." Luigi tenses as he speaks, anxiety itching at him as every second passes.
E. Gadd opens the invitation, skimming through the details and laying his eyes upon the picture of the two soon-to-be wedded. They looked really happy; Luigi looked more at peace compared to how terrified and tense he was when hunting around evil ghosts. "That was quite the surprise, my boy-o! You two look lovely in this photo."
Luigi lets out a sigh of relief, wiping the sweat off his forehead with the back of his hand. "Thank you, professor. We'll be looking forward to seeing you there soon!"
E. Gadd smiles, placing a hand on Luigi's shoulder. "Now sonny, I'd like to let you know that if he ever wrongs you, I have a Koopa exterminator machine in the back of my cabinets. Feel free to use it if needed!"
Luigi laughs, unsure if he was joking or not. He hugs the professor once more, sighing into his shoulder. "You're the best, pops. Never change."
E. Gadd laughs along, rubbing his back soothingly. "I've missed this sonny, you should come back more often this time! the piano misses you, ya know?"
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if you made it past that, THANK YOU! Thank you for taking your time to read my writing :) This took a while to finish after bring left in the drafts for WEEKS since education got me all busy n such. Hope this made sense because everytime I came back to work on this, it was all written during 1-3 am at the asscrack of dawn. Love ya guys <3
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Another Baldur's Gate - Part 1: The Crew Visits the Smash Mansion
*due to Shenanigans the BG3 crew have arrived in the Smash Mansion and until they can find a way to get home they're making the best of it*
Shadowheart: I thank you for accommodating us. I- I understand these are not the most ideal circumstances.
Zelda: Believe me dear, this isn't even in the top ten for weirdest things to happen to us.
Peach, pouring tea: Oh yes. Remind me to tell you about the time we all got replaced by depressed clones of ourselves.
Shadowheart: Ah... well, no need for replacing us, I fear we're all already depressed!
*they all laugh, but Peach and Zelda glance at each other worriedly*
Zelda: Well, tell us about yourself! You're a cleric, correct?
Shadowheart: To Shar, Lady of Loss, yes!
Peach: Ah, so, like, helping people mourn and move on, correct?
Shadowheart: No, more like "life is pain and we must always be ready to lose everything so we must never love anything". Like that!
*Shadowheart smiles but Peach and Zelda glance at each other even more worriedly*
Peach: W-well, to each their own. How long have you been a cleric, then?
Shadowheart: Oh, I can't remember. I willingly gave up my memories.
Zelda: ...you're sure about that?
Shadowheart: Of course! Mother Superior, the one who took them, told me so!
Zelda: ...
Peach: ...
Shadowheart: =)
Peach: Oh dear.
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*In Dr. Mario's infirmary*
*Karlach lies on a reinforced cot with Tav sitting next to her, holding her hand. Dr. Mario bends over her chest with Professor E. Gadd, examining the Infernal Engine in her chest*
Karlach: So, what's the word? Think you can stabilize it for good?
Dr. Mario: Hmm, well, while the operations of the device are complex, but its principles aren't. It runs on Demonic Energy and while in Avernus it simply absorbed the ambient energy around you Up here, it's being starved.
*Dr. Mario pulls up a chart*
Dr. Mario: I think our best bet would be a transplant. Remove the engine and replace it with something that CAN exist in this plane.
Tav: What COULD replace it? And... what are her chances?
Karlach squeezes Tav's hand comfortingly and they smile at each other*
E. Gadd: Ah, well, I would not worry about her chances! Miss Karlach is in good hands. Dr. Mario is the best there is!
Karlach: Good to know!
E. Gadd: As for WHAT we could replace it with (Gadd pulls out a catalogue) you have many options! Feel free to pick which one best suits your needs!
*Tav and Karlach look through the catalogue*
Karlach: Cy-ber-net-ic heart? Like a Warforged?
Tav: What the hell is Chaos Emerald?
Dr. Mario: *snatches the catalogue away* We're not putting a Chaos Emerald in this woman's chest.
E. Gadd: BUT CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITIES!
Dr. Mario: *sigh* You don't have to worry ma'am. we'll have a PROPER replacement lined up soon. In the meantime, enjoy yourself in the Mansion.
Karlach: Oh you bet I will! *she stands up and scoops Tav up, bridal style* Now, where'd you say our rooms are?
Dr. Mario: *chuckles as Karlach carries Tav off*
E. Gadd: Come on, one little nuclear reactor!
Dr. Mario: No! We're using a Rathlos Heart and that's final!
E. Gadd: Party pooper.
TO BE CONTINUED!...
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