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[asmoyonce]

simeon: honestly, i'm a little scared of mc

lucifer: they wouldn't hurt a fly

simeon: that's reassuring

lucifer: they would kill a man though

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[asmoyonce]

lucifer: so how did you guys get into a car accident?

mc: well, we were driving and there was a deer in the road and diavolo didnt notice. so i yelled ‘dia, deer!’ and do you want to tell lucifer what your response was?

diavolo, reluctantly: yes, honey?

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[asmoyonce]

mc: diavolo, let's have a quickie

diavolo: i'm sorry what?

mc: a quickie

lucifer: EXCUSE ME????

mc: you know that french tart thing beel was eating the other day? it looks delicious

lucifer: IT'S PRONOUNCED AS QUICHE

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[asmoyonce]

mc: no one is judging you. it’s understandable. diavolo is strong and mysterious but sort of compact and well-muscled.

lucifer: i'm not in love with lord diavolo, but i’m starting to think that you might be

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[asmoyonce]

mc: why are you standing on the table?

lucifer: this is my house too you know? i can stand wherever i want.

mc:

mc: where's the spider?

lucifer: under the couch.

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[asmoyonce]

mc: im going to change the world

simeon: for the better, right?

mc: :)

simeon, nervous chuckle: for the better, right?

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[asmoyonce]

mc: can you do me a small favour?

literally everyone: i’d literally kill for you but go on

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[asmoyonce]

mc: i did some dumb stuff

mammon: i accidentialy stumbled on the dumb stuff

solomon: i encouraged you to do the dumb stuff

asmo: i wanted to join you in the dumb stuff

lucifer: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF

diavolo: i am THE dumb stuff

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[asmoyonce]

any of the brothers: kneel down or you won't live

mc: bold of you to assume that i want to live

them: i'm a demon, i could kill you if i wanted to

mc: i hope you will

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[asmoyonce]

diavolo: we're going to be fine as long as we have each other.

mc: you think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.

diavolo: i disagree. if anything, love has made me smarter. remember last month, when i made tea for the first time?

mc: that was big. i was really proud of you.

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[asmoyonce]

lucifer: you often use humor to deflect serious trauma

mc: thank you

lucifer: it's not a good thing

mc: what i'm hearing is, you think i'm funny :)

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[asmoyonce]

demon: now that we’ve captured you, we’re going to call your boyfriend

mc: please don’t

demon: beggin will get you nothing!

mc: you don’t understand. he’s going to cause a massive scene. i’m trying to save both of us a lot of trouble here

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[asmoyonce]

lucifer: mc kissed me!

simeon, gasps: no!

diavolo, squeals: oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

lucifer: it was unbelievable!

simeon: oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

diavolo: okay, okay, we want to hear everything. simeon, get wine. lucifer, does it end well or do we need tissues?

lucifer: oh, it end verrry well

simeon, rushing over with wine glasses: do not start without me! do not start without me!

diavolo: alright, let’s hear about the kiss. was it like a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, y’a know, “i got to have you now” kind of thing?

lucifer: well, at first it was really intense, ya’know, and then.... oh hell, we just sort of sunk into it...

diavolo & simeon: awwww!!

*meanwhile*

mc: and then i kissed him

asmo: tounge?

mc: yeah.

asmo: nice.

solomon: nice.

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[asmoyonce]

mc: i have many thoughts

simeon: *passing by*

mc: i have many horny thoughts

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[asmoyonce]

mc: solomon, when i get murdered please make sure it’s an unsolved case

lucifer: what?

mc: i want to end up on buzzfeed unsolved

satan: can we go back to the bit where they said ‘when i get murdered'?

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[asmoyonce]

asmo: aw babe, you have a crush on me? how embarrassing

mc:

mc: we're married, asmo

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