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#earlier dash commentary
therxtking · 2 months
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"Well what kind of old are we talking? Because nothing compares to a good dilf. Gilfs, even."
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"No one likes a cranky old bastard who doesn't take any care of himself. But we all loooooove a little seasoning on our steak, y'know? An experienced tour guide, per say. A little age makes the finest wine."
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armafidelium · 4 months
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" I always wondered... worm though...? "
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hriobzagelthewanderer · 4 months
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"So... it has been some time, but we are reaching a new threshold and peak within our organization. However, I do not wish to discuss business with my Court today, so much as celebration - It is soon to be a time of celebration as the world reaches the end of the month of December - and as much as no two celebrations are truly the same, there are so many similar celebrations for the Winter Solstice or near it, that it is hard to deny that overlap may be inevitable, or not entirely undesirable in as disparate and varied a group as ours."
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"Therefore and thusly, I wish to announce that until the Eve of the New Year, all members, wards, employees, allies, and associates of the Court of the Wanderer - as well as their guests - are welcomed to join a series of ongoing Festivities - Mainly Yule, but all who wish to share their own celebrations and cultures are invited, no, encouraged to do so! Please do not hesitate to ask myself or your department heads if you need help with logistics, planning, or requisitions for any such accommodations for your contributions, and I hope to see everyone merry very soon!"
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curiouskinetic · 3 months
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"Is there something in the air...?"
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arcxnumvitae · 7 months
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chronicparagon · 10 months
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“So…this exists…that’s a problem! That is an issue…”
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thebananwithaplan · 8 days
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DB resisting to pull this on the Noise like:
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moonlight-eternal · 2 months
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People are... difficult.
It is, perhaps, possible that spending centuries in near total isolation, speaking only rarely to any other soul, and even then exclusively via proxy or illusion, hath not been kind to what social skills I may have once possessed. Not that I ever possessed many to begin with.
It also does not help that I have, in all likelihood, clinically significant levels of paranoia surrounding other people. My venture into this well-populated town hath been via illusory duplicate, while my real body remaineth hidden away nearby. Even when speaking exclusively to individuals who inhabit realms separate from this one, I cannot bring myself to say where.
In any case, I find that a pokemon like Ornstein, even only one, helpeth to smooth conversation. She is, in universal estimation, quite fetching, and this leadeth many to strike up conversation about any topic whatsoever. I strongly suspect I am perceived as overwhelmingly awkward, due to my speech as well as my partly inhuman appearance.
The inhabitants of Clasriere Town have, however, encouraged me to challenge the local gym and claim a badge. All sayeth that I will have a strong advantage, and merely any eight of the many gyms in Kalos are required to be considered a master.
I suppose I shall continue on, then, and see what Ornstein is capable of.
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not-gonna-lose · 2 months
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...should really... stop looking at that guy's blog...
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venenorita · 3 months
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"Some of Yall give me the creeps."
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fatestouch · 10 months
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“We could kill him.”
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“We could not.”
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“We could. I can help make it look like a complete accident.”
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“I can help burn the body so there’s no remains.”
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“...Pfff--”
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“...Hmph. See? Easy.”
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livelyshrine · 4 months
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"Shock, horror strikes as tales of a previously unknown nautical Youkai have all of Gensokyo in its' briny grasp! One Minamitsu Murasa told tales of what was described as a particularly foul beast, known as a 'Dolphin'. Such a creature has yet to be discovered in Gensokyo, but it appears to be a particularly dangerous foe. Readers are cautioned to be wary should they be planning any fishing trips, or plan to visit your local bathhouses. This reporter will be keeping an ear to the wind for any developments or sightings of this creature. Thank you for reading this issue of Bunbunmaru Newspaper.
The diligent and righteous Shameimaru Aya is ever at your service."
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hazbinsandweirdos · 4 months
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"Can we pretend extermination isn't tomorrow?" He hates it so much, he knows he is surviving on borrowed time and he knows his luck will run out some day.
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webbedphantom · 4 months
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... Honestly, he didn't even mind the tailing.
Sure, it was an invasion of privacy and all that, but at least she was only following him, and not any of the others.
Plus... It was a little entertaining-
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Everytime he noticed she was following her (which was literally every time), he'd always walk up and say hi. It was kinda cute watching her try to come up with some sort of explanation for it.
Honestly looking back, he wished he'd asked her to hang out during all that. He was definitely considering it, using the logic of "Since I clearly know you're stalking me, you might as well keep me company."
Maybe if he had reached out like that... He could've prevented her from feeling so useless back then.
... Ah well. At least things worked out in the end.
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erthlyheavn · 11 months
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//Honestly what's really irritating is that Stella had the potential to be a good, fun villain, but they reduced her to a joke. Even if she was still a one-dimensional villain she still could have been fun. But nah, apparently not.
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seaofimaginarysins · 5 months
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Name: Elysia Vanderbilt
Age: 43
Sexuality: Bisexual
A senior Xenobiologist under the Harmony Project. Elysia is a woman who is very dedicated to the pursuit of knowledge, especially with regards to exobiological lifeforms. While her methods are sometimes questionable, the results she gets are exemplary across the board.
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Name: Elpis
Active: Four Years
Sexuality: Pansexual
A Synthetic designed for the purpose of "First-Person Data Aquisition", currently working under Dr. Vanderbilt. Bubbly, cheery, and filled with boundless curiosity for extraterrestrial life, she follows her directives with aplomb. Very loyal to Dr. Vanderbilt.
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