#earlier today i saw a bottle of bleach and accidentally said damn i thought i was a snack but here's the REAL snack

[magnusthefish]

kit, with a lush bag: listen, i know we don't get along with each other but i got you a bath bomb for your birthday, so whenever you're feeling stressed and you need a bath, just fill your bathtub with water and drop this in. i guarantee all your worries will be over

zara, opening the bag: this is a toaster

#ALKSDJFAJSKDH WHY DO I MAKE MYSELF LAUGH #earlier today i saw a bottle of bleach and accidentally said damn i thought i was a snack but here's the REAL snack #i jest i jest #today was pretty good actually! #my group of gay friends is growing #someone greeted me by walking up to me while t posing #i accidentally made a thicc joke and someone i barely know started laughing #i ate like three cookies #big ones too #it's goin great #honestly famous last words but #oh yea i just failed a physics exam ahahhahaha #we get the results back in a week big oof #rip me #kit herondale #kit rook #zara dearborn #zara dearbitch #kit vs zara #is that a tag?? it is now #tsc #tda