[ID: an illustration of two earthworms arranged in a heart shape on a dark dirt background with stones, twigs, and leaves. Above them, text reads “would you still love me if I was a worm?” End.]
A wizard that uses a stiffen and harden spell on his earthworm familiar to use it as his magic staff. He turns it to have its mouth face the ground and he automatically gains an immense burrowing speed, plus a fantastic source of nutrient rich fertilizer.
@fishermod submitted: No need to identify this one, just want to share this extremely long earthworm I found recently. Huge lad, back in the garden you go.
Just FYI I cherry-picked this submission out of dozens of others that were submitted before it because BIG WORM LOOK AT IT. 10/10