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I was just being silly earlier but have we actually considered the possibility that Geralt is hangry all the time and that's why he's such a sourpuss? How often does the poor guy eat?
Bro finally gets to eat an entire rack of ribs and a gallon of potatoes and then smiles and tells everyone how much he appreciates them.
He is tested for poison afterwards. Multiple times
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Uppermoon 4 Urami Character Sheet
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f1-disaster-bi · 6 months
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The Lando haters seem to be out in full force with their, frankly, hilarious takes this week
Like sit down guys, go eat and hydrate and rethink your urges to send anon hate to people just trying to exist and enjoy this sport and drivers
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adumpofdumbstuff · 9 months
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A lil gift for my fellow Voyager decanonizers
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Me: Q, eat a Snickers.
Q: Why?
Me: Because you’re not you when you’re hungry.
*Q eats the Snickers*
Me: Better?
Q: Better.
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kikimcgee · 2 years
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[PLATONIC/FAMILIAL] It’s said that those who receive cryo visions feel abandoned by those they love
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ajarofpickledtears · 1 year
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me: oof I'm so negative rn I'd probably piss myself off
random old lady in the bus talking to some guy: no one wants to take the bus anymore nowadays
the guy: yeah and everyone just wants to study/go to uni or stay at home
...maybe I'm fine lol
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lurkinganon · 2 years
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simm-mouse · 1 year
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[You walk to the bookstore to see what magazines they have available for today. Before you open the door and enter the building, you see your normally agitated neighbor getting aggravated by another neighbor for yours telling the same joke they tell him every time they cross paths. You don't think much of it and go inside. You look around the shelves, and spot a beyond belief magazine. Before you grab the magazine, you hear screaming from outside the store. You wonder what the hell is happening out there and head towards the door. When you walk out, you see your two neighbors with blood on them. The neighbor that was pissing off the other was laying on the ground, screaming while they covered their cheek that was bleeding a lot. While the other stood over him, his tired eyes stared at him with hate. The blood from them on his mouth and hands. Others around them were screaming and freaking out as well, one even calling an ambulance and another the police. Did he just bite the other's cheek over a lame joke? WHAT THE FUCK NERVOUS??]
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"Hey buddy, why the long face?"
Sorry I didn't have enough time to make more. I wanted to do at least one feral Nervous before halloween was over
Also, happy halloween everyone
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lowetyde · 1 year
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[ 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 ] ― sender feeds receiver something sweet  ( acai fruit )
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the gift weighed heavy in his hand. no more than five of the little things, misshapenly round and blue as the lagoon under night skies, rested in the curve of his palm and begged to be devoured. marlowe's lips were already stained bluish purple, a painted bruise of evidence that one of the little fruits had already danced down his tongue. still, despite its sweetness, his face twisted into the sourest of expressions, accusatory eyes falling on cecco.
" what's this ? " , he demanded with more vitriol than was necessary. an offering, a gift . . . a sign of pity ? marlowe's complexion had greyed and dulled, his ribs etched harshly into his skin. the appearance of hunger adorned him. still, it would do no good to let a human think so highly of themselves, like some self-righteous savior, by offering him kindness in the form of stupid fruit. as sweet as it tasted, they did nothing to nourish the merfolk. his body craved something more, something brutal.
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" if you truly wished to save my poor soul from wasting away, you'd offer me something better. one of your fingers would do fine. " the acai fruit was thrown where the pirate stood, rolling along the rocks at their feet. sharp teeth gritted into a mean smile. " so easy were you to give one up. what's another two or three ? i promise to make it worth your while . . . mio dolce. " his tongue snapped and eyes glittered, starving for a fight. picking and prodding desperately at the pirate to take the bait. come closer, his muscles begged. just another step.
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tasiaadams33 · 2 years
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Snickers Is Great.
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voidfire-studios · 2 years
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*sees a post that upsets me* >:0 *blocks the poster* :/ *blocks 10 more people just because* :| *feels better* :)
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dipplinduo · 4 months
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isolophilian · 3 months
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for being the goddess of wisdom, Athena's actions are extremely impulsive. Poseidon brought his girlfriend into her temple? make her a monster with snakes for hair who can turn people into stone. mortal woman is better at weaving than her? make her into a spider. daughter doesn't stop a son of Poseidon from sending Medusa's head to Olympus? death to daughter. like girl wtf you're the one who's supposed to have a brain
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Adorkable Twilight & Friends - “Repression Suppression"
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kanedacchi · 10 months
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did anyone ever consider giving miguel a snickers?
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mci-writing · 6 months
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A conversation from earlier about cults in slasher films got me thinking about a cult dedicated to Sukuna that’s been around for ages. In recent years, they worry more about preparing themselves for his next coming and search far for his next vessel. They inevitably come across a young Yuuji and kidnap him, brainwashing him and prepping him to be a proper vessel for Sukuna.
Then, once Yuuji hits 21, the cult surprises him with the gift of an individual draped in white. They’re the most beautiful person he’s ever seen and have been proclaimed to be his bride to be.
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