Why do you type comments in your tags
It’s me whispering in your ear
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there's some nutball nailing signs to the ground along my street that say god save ohio lady we live here voluntarily there is no saving either of us. this place is a genuine bonafide shit hole and we live here. by choice. go smoke a cigarette and have a sprite, maybe you'll calm down
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I’m married to my work,
but my bed is my mistress.
My mattress, if you will.
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i think people should mind their own business at all times and eat a fruit.
if you see someone talking to themself, mind your business
if you see an animal chilling alone, mind your business
if you see someone stealing food or other necessities from a big chain store, mind your business
if you see someone being rude or hateful, call them a cunt and kick them so hard they turn inside out on the spot
if you see a kid having a meltdown, dont record or get hateful, just
mind your business
love you all to peices, goodnight
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Smacking my followers ass to give them a little positive motivation for the day
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i'm so tired of made up words and made up arguments can we just shut up and eat whatever is in the fridge
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a 2 act tragedy starring me: i’ve been making fruit smoothies in the morning for a few days which has been great because it’s getting me to actually eat fruit for once, only to go on the internet and be told that it apparently releases all the natural sugars so it's actually Not that great for you and i am devastated
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munching my banaenae slices right now. delicious banana (very sweet and ripe) i love :))
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I've been giving up on refined sugar as much as i can for chronic pain reasons.
and my body is like
"I hate you and I can't believe you've done this. Headaches. Headaches for days. Fuck you! Give me a pixie stick! FUCK YOU! WOE BETIDE YOU!!!"
BUT it calms down around week 3
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Wait wait what did your boss do with the sweet potato??? I'm trying to imagine how you'd eat a raw sweet potato, they are so solid. You could shave bits off I guess??? Did they microwave it?
he slowly sawed it in half with a plastic butter knife, put one half back in the lunchbox (presumably for tomorrow) and then microwaved the other half
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