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agustdiv1ne · 6 months

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here are my thoughts about each song that absolutely nobody asked for but i don't care 🤣

ok GROWING PAINS??? THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN I'M FALLING TO MY KNEES I'M WAILING BC THIS SONG IS EVERYTHING TO ME. i loveee rock music and this is also reminds me a little of what i used to listen to when i was in the deepest trenches of my middle school emo phase (and continue to listen to bc my emo phase never truly left me),, THE GROWL. BEOMGYU FUCKING GROWLED. ME WHEN. ME WHEN. ME WHEN. *INSERT WEREWOLF MEME* i am just. obsessed. absolutely Obsessed. ALSO YEONJUN'S HIGH NOTE????? ACTUALLY FUCK OFF I'M ON THE FLOOR

chasing that feeling is very 80s new wave and it is Everything to me. i could go over everything in the mv but i'm j gonna focus on the song for now. i love the route they took for the tt, it's very like. dreamy? to me?? and laid back and yet it sounds like it would be part of some action movie????? like hero training scene montage and BOOM CHASING THAT FEEEEELINGGG in the background idk...the synths are making me ascend i swear to whatever is above whoever added those synths in the instrumental deserves the best fucking head of their lives. beomgyu opening fairy, bro always makes sure to EAT THAT OPENING BROOO I LOVE HIM. AND THEN TYUN HIGH NOTE WOOOOOOOOO that Healed me...and hyuka's "come and kiss me" YEAH. YEAHHHH. can u tell i'm obsessed w this tt yet???? i need it tattooed onto my ear drums right now

DREAMER MF DREAMERRRR BROOOOOOOOOO i've been waiting for an rnb song like this from them since 20cm i fucking swear. and this just. BLEW ME OUT OF THE WATER,, their falsettos are so mf pretty esp soobin's like his voice was just made for this song bro. i swear. and then we got beomgyu's falsetto too?????? wow. wowowowow. i need more rn. AND THEN YEONJUN BROO CAME IN W THE "LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU" AND I'M DYING. LIKE ACTUALLY DYING PLS DO NOT RESUSCITATE

ahahaha deep down is like. so chill and i loveee the beat omfg. like this is a song that i am going to play when i go on late night car rides, bass boosted n everything bc the beat. the BEAT. i need it injected into my veins immediately,, def not like. my fav off this album but i still enjoyed it ^^

ok happily ever after has me in a chokehold rn. i'm being so serious. it's so fun and catchy it's like a little earworm that i can't get out of my head!!!! it makes me wanna dance and sing and AHHHHH. the beginning "oh ma gawd" that was so cute...def my pick me up song bc it's so cute n fun n i definitely didn't expect to like it as much as i do <3 the power of txt <3333 LIFE IS NOT A FAIRYTALE!!!! also soobin's falsetto got me again i'm ascending yet again my friends...i feel like this song is encapsulated by the ✨️ emoji pls don't ask me to elaborate.

SKIPPING STONES. MY ABSOLUTE FAV OFF THIS ALBUM. THERE IS NO COMPETITION I FEAR.....it's very reminiscent of music i'd listen to while growing up esp the songs my dad would share with me...idk why but that connection just makes this song so much more special to me. also sounds kinda like a day6 song and as someone who loves day6 i needed this!! i love the rock influences so fucking much guys i am so obsessed with this song,,,, i need more songs like this immediately. asap. ALSO hyuka's high note. guys. guys. what the fuck. he is such a talented man i cannot rn

as if i could forget about blue spring — when i told u i started crying??? yeah, i started crying right when it started playing. i love them so fucking much u don't understand 😭😭😭 idk why they autotuned my men like that towards the end tho,, but yeah. this will be my official crying song for the foreseeable future 😁

and then. chasing that feeling english version??? hello????? i typically don't enjoy english versions too much but this one is so good omg. i def like the og more but i did enjoy it and it was a nice lil surprise!!!!

i could keep writing more but i will leave it at that. i'm sorry if u read this far u deserve financial compensation for being so strong

#me when i write an essay abt the album #my god #this album is right up my alley #i wish i had melatonin bc i don't think i can sleep now #the adrenaline rush is still going #txt did it again everyone #ashlee's bs

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ask-carmenpondiego · 2 months

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Chapter 4: The plot thickens! Dun dun duuunn!

Days went by and Carmen had been napping here and there to pass the time, occasionally practicing standing and squatting to keep her legs and body stretched. As she felt more healed, she went back to her normal morning and evening stretches and exercises. She barely saw M outside of him grumpily dropping off food on the dresser and stalking off to brood. On this particular day, she hadn’t seen him at all so she decided to get dressed in a loose calf length maxi dress, and adventure out to explore the safe house. It was very small, barely two rooms other than bathrooms. She found the kitchen and started to raid the pantry when she heard voices outside. She peeked outside the window to see M pacing the beach on his phone, arguing with someone. Finishing making her peanut butter sandwich, she bring it out in a napkin and nibbles it as she walks towards him. “No, I dont give a fuckin flyin rats ass what your damn investigators say, you find his body! I aint accepting ‘erh it git burnt up in da fire’ No. I know how to fuckin burn bodies! You want me to demonstrate that to ya?! There WILL be a body if he is fuckin dead and you better fuckin find it before I fuckin find you! Capish?” He roars in frustration and slams his phone against the rocks, smashing into pieces. Moments later the pieces disappear and the phone is back in his pocket.

She sits down behind him on the sand, munching her sandwich quietly. He paces a little bit then turns towards her. Visibly startled, he takes a few steps back, “Geeezus-What the fuck is wrong with you?! Gawd damn you are like a fuckin ghost, sneaking up on me.. fack.. give me fuckin heart attack. I thought you were a demon baby, I was gonna punt ya head right in!” She looks up at him, crossing her ankles and leaning back on one hand, not even bothered, still eating her sandwich. “Soooo, Who was that?” He runs his hand through his hair and starts pacing again. “That was the fuckin medical investigator, they can’t find Wal’s fuckin body.” She scowls, “Even after all this time?? The museum would have been doing renovations by now! How could they miss a body?” He shrugs and puts his hands on his hips, “No fuckin idea. Somethin dont seem right. And I know my accidents, I specialize in them. This was no random accident. No body, no realistic cause of fire, it was arson to cover up somethin and it aint like Wal to abandon shit like family. If he were in trouble, he called me. He didn’t call me and he didnt call you. He’s the dumb hero type, so he would have helped people get out. It just dont make fuckin sense. Everything is telling me he screwed outta there to save his hide but that aint like him. Not one bit. And everyone is sayin he didnt get out, no one saw the fucker leave, and the only way outta there after evacuation was in a body bag! He wasnt there either!”

Carmen let her head drop back as she looked at the clear sky, a few gulls glided past, tossing them the last bits of her sandwich crust. “We can’t trust the medical nor the police. I even tried to get them to help and they just arrested me for my past warrants.” She sighed, bringing her knees up to her chest, wrapping her arms around them. He looked at her confused, “Why the fuck would they arrest you? Did you like assault the pig? What was yer name again? Caramel Cruz or some shit? Wally always called you his light. I’ll be honest, I tuned him out when he talked about you.” “My name is Carmen Cruz, not Caramel!” She frowned annoyed, ears back. He snapped his fingers, “Yes, that was it, Carmen, like that famous robber.” “Thief. I’m a thief.” She snarled. “No, you’re wrong. I think it was robber.. cat burglar? Ya know, you look a bit like her… wait.” He tossed her forward, her face in the sand and her tail in the air, he pulls up her dress and looks at the marking on her rump. “Well fuck my ass, the globe with the magnifier. You are her! Name change and everything! Holy shit! My brother really knew how to fuckin pick em!” She scrambled and covered her ass back up, her face bright crimson red in embarrassment. “You seen me naked almost this whole time and you never noticed it?!” He laughed, watching her panic to regain composure, “I wasn’t looking at yer ass. There were other important things I was paying attention to. Like not having you bleed out and die.” He held out a hand to help her to her feet, “At least that nugget of info explains why you are so nosey for details.” She dusts off her dress as she stands, “Yeah, well, I like having answers. And this whole thing with Wally’s body missing and me being redirected specifically to a place where they forget people? Someone wanted us out of the picture for good, and I need to know why.”

M kicked the sand a bit with his hoof, some grains sticking to his shaggy forlock fur. “Maybe they just wanted you gone, I mean, you do cause quite the fuckin ruckus when you steal something, like I dunno, an entire fuckin landmark!” Carmen rubs her forehead below her horn, “I quit doing that, the challenge of it was great and all but the practicality wasn’t there. I stopped thieving in general when I met him. Disbanded everything to settle down. Looks like thats one thing I can’t escape from, stealing.” She watches the waves a moment. “But I can change the targets of my stealing. If I cant escape the ship, form a mutiny and take control of the ship’s wheel!” She grinned, turned to him, “M, we’re going heisting!” And begins to jog back to the safe house. M just stood there, dropping his arms, shaking his head, yelling after her, “What the fuck are we even stealing? Hey! You can’t just say that and run off! I would like to know what bullshittery you’re dragging me into! Are you listening?! What are you even doing?! We’re not the cliffhanger end of a chapter in a mediocre self-insert fanfic on a Tumblr Ask-Blog, so don’t fuckin act like it!”

#mlp oc pony #carmen pondiego #ask blog #story update #chapter 4

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misdre · 1 year

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my Even More Expert Than Usual impressions of this year's eurovision

faves:

australia (promise): this grows on me more and more every listen, might actually be my non-finland(yes this is a word now.) favourite this year. insert a joke about australia not even being europe here. catchy electro rock metal whatever with an attractive singer, yes king

austria (who the hell is edgar): ah ma gawd. this song mad catchy.

croatia (mama SC): it's perfect. next

cyprus (break a broken heart): my guilty pleasure fave this year, a borderline boring swedish-produced turd aaand i love it. this was the first one that stuck on my first listen through all the songs. that's just how it goes in this short-term-memory eat short-term-memory world

czechia (my sister's crown): this song would be near perfect if none of it was in english, because the english lyrics are a bit too corny for me. but the chorus is in ukrainian so i feel adequately pandered to. some of it is also in bulgarian and some in russian and i forgot what else. this is the one song that i hope has a really really good stage performance because otherwise it will just be ignored by everyone

finland (cha cha cha): here's a beautiful story…. back in february. it was a sunny winter day.... i walked home while listening through all our UMK (national selection) songs in release order for the first time. and i heard cha cha cha in there, and i typed in our friend group chat: ok so we're sending cha cha cha this year, that's just how it is. that IS how it is. (and my friends didn't believe me!!!! fools. i'm obviously always right?) it's crazy it's party.

germany (blood & glitter): WE'RE SO HAPPY WE COULD DIE! germany sends metal for the first time in eurovision history and the song was recorded in helsinki, it's my duty as a finn to stan. i also read that the german national selection juries hated this but finland was part of the international jury and gave it a 12 and into esc you go. take that, motherfucks.

moldova (suarele si luna): literally only just now while typing this noticed that this artist is the same who did lautar in 2012. that's a fucking excellent song LOOK AT THOSE DANCERS. anyway! moldova single-handedly taking care of my techno folk needs. like, all any artist in esc needs to do is combine folk and techno and it's my favourite that year, i'm basic like that

norway (queen of kings): let me just go grab my viking queen sword and we can leave on a journey through the fjords.

not crazy about it but ok:

belgium (because of you): this is like. inoffensive. it's alright catchy.

denmark (breaking my heart): this is like. inoffensive. it's alright catchy.

estonia (bridges): look, on a year with almost no ballads, the only(?? idk i didn't pay enough attention) piano&string quartet ballad is actually nice. i mean i genuinely like the song, it's good. and i love estonia. they're my new favourite neighbour because sweden needs to be eliminated

france (evidemment): this is like. inoffensive. it's alright catchy. also very french

georgia (echo): would be better in georgian (or just any language that's not english) but still pretty cool. it echoes alright

iceland (power): there's this specific flavour of song this year that is, "i'm aware this isn't very good, nobody else likes this, i only see shit reviews everywhere, but this is seriously stuck in my head all the time so i apparently find it catchy and likable". this is one of those. i really be singing POPOPOPOOOOOWEER WOoOOWOO while doing the laundry or whatever the shit

ireland (we are one): same as above. basic, corny stupid lyrics. but it's the only irish entry i've liked in… uhh ever? so that's.. something.

italy (due vite): there are two types of italian eurovisions. actually good ones and then… this. the due vites. i like listening to these too but it's no soldi or zitti e buoni. i wish i was listening to soldi rn

lithuania (stay): this is like. inoffensive. it's alright catchy. oh did i say that already. truthfully my opinion of this improved several notches when i learned the ciuto tuto part has to do with lithuanian folklore. it's almost like you add folk anything to something and i automatically like it? hmm. well yes

portugal (ai coracao): shockingly catchy for portugal. it's fun and got a bit of a folk sound. did someone feed portugal illegal substances to make them send such a fun song

romania (d.g.t (off and on)): i don't fucking know why i like this.

serbia (samo mi se spava): HEWWO? 0w0 this is a weird techno banger that basically got no clear melody and it kinda fucks. the way the dude goes SPAAVVAA :) in the beginning sounds mad gay and makes me laugh every time

slovenia (carpe diem): a nice little rock song in slovenian. the language does a lot for this tbh. it's also... it's.......... it's inoffensive alright catchy

uk (i wrote a song): i liked this decently much at first but then started seeing people call it A SUPER GOOD SONG AGAIN BY UK WOW THEY DOING IT AGAIN!!!! I CANT BELIEVE THEYRE SENDING SUCH AN EXCELLENT SONG AGAIN!!!! and my own interest started dying because bitch please. this is mediocre at best compared to space man from last year. but. i'm still gonna tatta datta da dai. tatta datta da dai

wish i liked more than i do:

albania (duje): the only ethno balkan ballad this year and! it's not good. and i always like balkan ballads, so this does something wrong. the only good part is the bridge(??) with no singing.

latvia (aija): i'd want to like this more because it's a pretty cool little song but i don't so there's that

spain (eaea): don't really understand this one. i've really tried to like it because of the ethno folk sound but i just don't get it, i wouldn't choose to ever listen to this outside esc. i feel like portugal and spain switched places this year, this is the experimental artsy song portugal would usually send. mom someone mixed the iberians up in mail.

ukraine (heart of steel): it's ukraine, it's dark and dramatic, it's for the defenders of azovstal. and i don't really like it. this song just doesn't go anywhere. but i do think it's fitting for the current ukraine, so that's a plus. they hopefully are going somewhere tho

wish i didn't like as much as i do:

israel (unicorn): ok enough FEMALE EMPOWERMENT!!!! YEA!!! POWER OF THE UNICORN!!!!!!!!!!!!! shit already. there's a centaur instead of a unicorn in the music video. you had one job. one horse. unfortunately the song is catchy

switzerland (watergun): if this was any other country's song or any other year, this could be my actual favourite, i mean like number one creme de la creme favourite. but here we have switzerland, a country that actively keeps blocking aid for ukraine because We ARe A neuTRAL coUnTRy, sending some fucking. no guns!!! song to eurovision. [loads my rifle and aims it at switzerland's head] let's see about that. then again, that's not really this artist's fault, is it. most probably not

no:

armenia (future lover): a toilet break song. though the upulupuu herureruus in the chorus are pretty fun

azerbaijan (tell me more): i had to check which country's entry this even was. that's how much i care

greece (what they say): i get a chuckle out of thinking back to a youtube comment on this song's official music video that was like "WHY ARE PEOPLE SLEEPING ON THIS MASTERPIECE???". because it's shit that's why

malta (dance (our own party)): you can't try to be a new epic sax guy without an actually good song. god this is so repetitive it makes me want to DIE

netherlands (burning daylight): zzz…. zzmgffgfg did you say something? no? mkayzzzz

poland (solo): baybah. :{} did you know that one of the producers of this song is finnish. i wish i didn't learn that today

san marino (like an animal): san marino existing in some weird bubble on its own as usual.

sweden (tattoo): i don't so much have a problem with this song specifically as i have a problem with sweden's melodifestivalen being a shit turd production where the actually good, unique, swedish-sounding stuff gets shoved aside for something like Hey let's send loreen again this year because she won ten years ago and we haven't been doing so hot lately in eurovision, surely she will be sexy and get us another win. and the fact that people are just buying it. sweden, unfortunately i have decided you need to be annihilated from the planet

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simmeons · 7 months

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I've seen some of your sea monster Scotty stuff, and I just wanna ask; what are some cool facts about em?

OH MY GAWD YIPPE YIPPPE lemme info dumb on you poor anon

one of my favorite things to think about for him is the need to chew on hard shells to file down his long bottom teethy fangs :3 like beavers!!!! if they get too long it could become a problem for him to eat n cause injuries !!! (hence that drawing where he was getting scolded for chewing on furniture, he needed something to file his teeth on!!)

another one would be his scales, and how he could possibly shed like a lizard!!!! when scales get damaged they chip off and what not, so he'd have to grow em back!!!! which can be kinda itchy.. rubbing you back on a particularly nice rock would help with the shedding process :P (like how a bear scratches it's back on a tree)

claws!!!!!!!!!!! i love giving him lil claws. das it x3 n no webbed hands or feet!! they would get in the way of lotsa things

his method of swimming close to the top of the water is something close to an excited doggy paddle, but underwater he swims kinda like an eel! arms and legs tucked close to the body, and using his tail as steering and what not as he slithered through the water

his gills r located right on his sides, under his ribs! they're frilled, like those of the Frilled Shark! ps, he's kinda scary, so here's his gills cropped for ya :)

a silly fact, but i based his tail heavily off the tail of the Loch Ness monster high doll, who's got lil fins protruding from her tail! though, her's is way skinner, and Scotty is pretty bulky, so he'd need a bigger tail to carry it's weight while he swam!!

anyways that's all i can think of!!!!!! THANK U FOR ASKING!!???!!!!!!!<333333

#silly sea scotty #thank you to whoever asked this im blessedd

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sojutrait · 1 year

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warning these are asks pertaining to midnights nonswifties open with caution

I KEEP HEARING PPL SAY THAT BUT I DONT HEAR ITFJGKFJK snow on the beach sounds too serene to be sims music to me KDFJKD

LIKE ???? i GOT what she meant the first time i heard it but i was like oooo sister u might wanna rephrase that bc huh 😭😭😭 and then once i found out about the 30 rock thing i was like okay that makes it worse, tina fey eat my ass 🗿 but also i cant stop saying that lyric bc its so fucking funny so mayhaps taylor and tina won in the end

“karma is a cat” BFFR WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN DKFGKGK yeah lyrically karma and vigilante shit are the worse on the album but at least karma is listenable 🗿🗿🗿

THATS HOW U GOTTA LISTEN TO IT REALLY, taylor usually knows how to toe the line between endearingly corny and just down right cringe and karma is on the CUSP, TEETERING.

( @phataskitty ) oooo i was wondering how non-die hard swifties would react to the album! would’ve could’ve should’ve is def a very solid song that i can see a bunch of ppl liking, regardless of how they feel about taylors music generally. i def agree alot of the songs start to blend together, even after its been a month since the album dropped i get them mixed up 😭😭 vigilante shit has potential i think! i love when she uses her lower register but my gawd, the lyrics has tik tok song energy

(link) STOP BC THE JAMES CHARLES MEMES RUINED THE SONG MORE THAN I ALREADY HATED IT DKFJDK IT RLLY SOUNDS LIKE HIM

everytime i hear that lyric i cough up blood and 5 years are taken off my lifespan. truly this years “hey kids, spelling is fun”

#asks #anon #phataskitty #okay now time to answer the rest of my asks sorry swiftie life comes first😌😩

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troidatoi · 8 months

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Day 1 - 8/23/2023

Hi Tumblr!

I had one of you in high school but deleted it after college. I decided to make another just so I have a place to rant and vent about things that make me sad or angry or just things in general. I do journal but I'd like to use it for more positive things and manifestations or whatever. I turned on all the privacy settings so hopefully no one finds this. lmfao. I know all posts are public but I don't really know anyone in my life that has Tumblr anymore. I kind of just needed a place to fucking vent or rant. Today's Kobe's birthday so I'm trying not to be so angry today. (lol, sorry Kobe.) Okay so here goes. I just needed a way to let out my frustrations and so I was like why not Tumblr? I'd mainly be talking about my health and probably my frustrations with life in general.

Growing up, I've always been a big ass kid and you can tell and it showed in my pictures. Been bullied a lot for it from everybody including family. Had a kid threw a rock at me when I was little and said he hated fat people. My parents took me to a weight loss doctor where I cried my eyes out. I guess I always sought food out for comfort. I'm also an only child. I've always wanted to try and better my health but didn't know how, didn't really have the resources or money, and I was constantly surrounded by food. I kind of wish my parents had let me figure out how to do it on my own. I turned into this person with low self esteem, low confidence, hating what I looked like everyday, hanging out with my skinny friends back then was torture for me because I was constantly comparing myself to them (I know they loved me, wished I loved myself as much as they loved me). I hated that I fixated on the way I looked but hey that's what society has programmed us to do. It's easy to be like love yourself blah blah when you're not in the position of constant self hatred. I've tried calorie counting, diets, seeing a nutritionist (which helped a little only to later realized that it wasn't sustainable for me and I developed an eating disorder.) Although I'm pretty sure I've had an eating disorder ever since I was little and now I feel like shit every time I eat food or get scared to eat. I think the only person who I really saw results with and was sustainable was my personal trainer. (Shoutout Michael!) Hopefully, I can come back once I find a job again. (Can someone please fawking hire me already?)

So yeah going on a tangent, apologies! I started running when lockdown hit and I loved it but I also developed hammer toes and it hurt so much to walk and wear shoes. I went to a podiatrist and they were like get orthopedics and I was like okay but they were so expensive even with health insurance and I'm like okay well fuck this so I got surgery and I was so fucking miserable. lmao. I couldn't do anything and didn't leave my bad. It hurt so much to eat that I lost so much weight and I got so sad like crying for days. I realized I needed help if I didn't want k*ll myself so I called the hotline at midnight and it was nice actually. I've heard bad stories but thankfully the person I talked to listened to what I had to say and he brought up the Dodgers. lmao. And he was like maybe I'll see you at a Dodgers' game. I hit up a therapist the next day, a week later hit up a psychiatrist and was prescribed sertraline. (An antidepressant). The weight loss was crazy because I've never been that thin and I wasn't sure how to feel because it was deadass depression weight loss. I was happy with the weight loss but sad about how I lost it. I had so much loose skin that I also decided to do a tummy tuck, skin removal and thigh lift surgery and the recovery was such a pain in the ass but I felt so good and clothes actually fit. I should have probably waited till the next year because I took so much antibiotics that I found out I have leaky gut so I have to stay away from gluten, diary and processed sugar for the time being. (Hopefully cause my gawd I miss eating bread.) I have so much bloating, inflammation, joint pain, brain fog, acne breakouts, tingling sensations, pain on my sides and the list can go on. I went to my primary care doctors and a neurologist and they didn't really help much. Finally went to a holistic doctor and she figured out what was wrong with me and I know it's going to take awhile for everything to heal but I just want to stop feeling like this. (I also had surgery in 2013 to get an ovarian cyst removed and I didn't know I had it because everyone called me fat and they told me the cyst was making me bloated as shit.) I'm trying not to be resentful and look at the past but it's hard because there's so much trauma. Felt like my family didn't love me if I wasn't skinny.

My therapist said I should stop blaming myself but I can't help it. I know things are going to get better and I'm doing my part and putting in my best effort to heal and follow the treatment plan. I know I'm being impatient but for once in my life, I just want to be healthy again and enjoy food without being scared to eat it. Luckily, a healed gut is attainable so I need to keep fighting for it. I know it's going to be worth it in the end. I'm also paying so fucking much for this holistic doctor like I better have the strongest gut in the world and lose 100 pounds so that when I turn to the side no one can see me.

I am also in a lot of credit card debt and I know I'll pay it off once someone hires me but the job market is so fucking hard right now. Probably need to sell feet pics or find a sugar daddy to afford my lifestyle. (lmao jk, kind of) The way I applied to so many jobs the past week and a half is crazy. Just have to trust the Universe and believe and manifest.

Right now, I just really want to focus on healing my gut so I can eat yummy things again, getting a new full time job with higher pay and being surrounded by my loved ones. One of those things where I so badly want things to get better and it feels like no matter how hard I try, things seem to be moving slow. But they're moving, I guess? lmao.

I just want the best for me and it's going to happen because I deserve it and I said so and what I say goes. I hope you try your best to love yourself through this process and to know that things are going to be so amazing for you that you're going to wonder why you felt like this. The setback is stronger than the comeback. Remember that.

And one more time, Happy Birthday, Kobe. I miss and love you 24/8. <3

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akane171 · 2 years

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🤷🏻‍♀️😂

You know, while I agree to the part where it would be awesome to get to totally experience sth anew, hitting yourself over the head does not only run the possibility of hurting yourself (permanently) but also the risk of forgetting even the existence of whatever you wanted to re-experience…🤔🙈😅

Well, I don’t know… Probably with the whole “every next arc has to trump the one before” (and thus fucking up powerscaling and renderinf everyone but 1-2 characters useless)?🤔 At least that’s what I feel went wrong with Naruto, can’t speak for Bleach since I’ve never actually wanted it🙈

The kangaroos WERE fainting - as in that happened in the PAST! - and the only indication they were actually fainting was LW’s word cause nobody but her saw them fainting🧐 And what the heck, DON’T EVEN LET YOUR MIND GO THERE, NOBODY IS TOUCHING THE PUPPIES UNLESS IT’S TO LOVINGLY PET THEM😭😭😭

Well, yes, Kira going off to train and never returning was just weird… Same with Cora leaving and never coming back… Derek leaving to find her later on and only returning at the very end to save the kids’ asses… Isaac leaving with Chris for France and never being mentioned again, even when Chris returned… Peter… And whatever the hell happened to Deaton?🙈😅🤦🏻‍♀️ And haha, yess😍 (Oh gawd…Poor Allison😖🙈) …Yeah, it’s probably because Chris is tragic AF that you like him, like, he had to kill his wife, his father is a maniac who also died, his daughter was murdered… He literally lost EVERYTHING😅🙈 Plus, he’s badass, what’s not to like😉😂 (You know what would be cool? A show about Chris, Melissa, The Sherrif, Derek, Peter, etc! The grown-ups were soooo wasted, like Deucalion!)

Hehe, yess, they rock ALWAYS💃🏻💃🏻😉😏

Yeah, I’m pretty sure he put in the coordinates for Earth, but LW is making me nervous with her very vague words😅🙈 Ohhh, you think Bal-Seg might have known sth about Mon’s fate/mate?🤔🤔 And yes, the old Geezer needs to come back to life or sth! He was too great to die!😭 (I actually had a PiaD AU idea in which Bal-Seg survived and reunites with Mon+ meets Kara, but well, life’s been annoying and I haven’t had the time or energy to write at all, sooo…😅🙈)

Max is an awe&some asshole😉🤣😍 And Yeah, agreed, if he ends up hurting someone it’d probably only be on accident and he’d in his way try to make up for it like he did with the whole Red Kryptonite thing😅🤔🙈

Aw, mannection😍🤣 And well, we semi-talked about if they would get along a few times, but LW rightfully pointed out that Kara is a pretty big the complication between them🤔 Tho OMG, just imagine the Kind of plans they could come up with😂 Like, Mon, Max and Eve could probably easily take over the whole multiverse before Mon has to go get breakfast ready for his to-be-wife (aka Kara ofc😉) 😍😍💃🏻😈

I’m SO hyped, but also SOOO not ready for the Arc to just be over already😂🙈 Esp. the cliffhanger😭😭

Thanks, you too! ☺

XXX

Friend, you said a few times you are usually so excited about LW’s updates, that you jump and hurt your head, so it’s a norm for you?

Probably a fact. I was kind of waiting fro them destroying whole universes, sigh. More is not always better, sniff. Stay away from Bleach, LW can confirm it too ==’

Mhm, I don’t believe you. There are no hard evidecnes, no pics, no vids, no recordings, only your and LW’s word, so sorry Your Honour, I smell something fishy here.

You know, eating kittens was my class’ runing joke on university.

The massacration of the characters and never mentioning them again, putting in a bus, like.. huh? It’s just sad how you could get close to a character that was later treated like shit.

Lol, maybe probably. And well, he was also emotional and how he basically adopted Scott, that kind of an older male i simply like. Also, his character development was beautiful (chef’s kiss).

i’ve written a TW fic once, where on some pack meeting, Derek was sad becasue Parrish was not there and he “couldn’t exchange the annoyed adult looks, done with teen shit, with the deputy”.

But yeah, old generation would kick asses. Imagine their meetings at the bar complaning about the kids. lol

Well, i can’ t speak for her, but personally I’m chill as an antarctica’s ice and patiently waiting for Mon’s ass coming to Kara’s arms. If not…. i will have a talk with her.

Dunno, was thinking about it and maybe? Would be cool. Never talked about it with LW, this idea blossomed in my brain not long ago. But with that whole mating business and problems with Mon’s mate, Seg was interested and chekced things for his pupil? Possible. We will see, I guess. Hopefully soon and sooner than 2023 xD

Yep, he was the best. Nice idea! Even without writing it down you can play with it in your head XD would Bal-Seg like Kara immediatelly? Would he be grumpy? Would he say Mon-el deserves better? OR would say Kara can do much better? I need answers!

I think I had a some kind of idea about s2 going more or less as in the show, but karamel not getting together, because Mon-El not feeling it would be right, but still being in love with Kara. Rhea coming, revealing his identity, Kara still being pissed off, them arguing, feelings hurt, kaboom! etc, and then him sacrificing hinmself for Superfriends escaping the Daxamite ship (having a fake lead bomb or something), Bel-Seg arriving to DEO and helping them making a plan to save his ass, but shit going wrong, Mon getting hurt and ending unconcious for a month with Seg sitting at his side ALL THE TIME. And one day Kara coming back from the mission and Mon and Seg being not there - Mon deciding to just leave DEO and renting some place with Seg (i would make Seg some kind of professor on university, talking about aliens etc). Karamel being idiots and not talking, meeting each other but one day DEO needs some help with dealing with aliens that were once allies of Daxamites and he comes and helps (he has beard now!) and i have no idea what to do next xD

Max is an asshole but with a moral code, I guess?

It would be precious. And I kind of think they could be some kind of frenemies? Enemybros? LOL?

LOL, TIME WILL TELL. But can’t wait too :D

Have a nice day!

#ReFail #my fam

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merlinssassybeard · 2 years

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Ex! Husband Gojo: Christmas Special

🎁☃️🎄🦌🦌🍡🎅🍡🦌🦌🎄☃️🎁

(Sorry it’s long + kinda dark/funny)

It’s Christmas Day! At exactly 6:32 am your 5 yr old child wakes you up from your pleasant slumber. They excitedly greet you a “Merry Chwistmas Mommy!” and tell you that Santa’s here! At first, you just smile bc that’s what all kids say but then you realize that they’re serious about it. You immediately grow alarmed when your child says, “H-He’s downstairs! He’s eating my cookies! Ooo ooo n’ Santa said he really wants to see you. *Gasp* A-A-Are YOU friends w-with Santa?!” You feel your body temperature drop 20° at those words. But before you could respond they dash out of your room. You leap out of bed frantically chasing after them and pause when you see him. There he is: Dressed as Santa Claus, sitting comfortably in a rocking chair, with your baby perched on his lap. Your ex-husband Satoru Gojo has taken things too far. “Merry Christmas! I just wanted to visit my favorite kikufuku on the nice list—“ he glances at your kid who giggles in response “And my favorite mochi on the naughty list~” he winks at you suggestively. You want to call the cops but it’s pointless and deep down there’s a small part of you that will always love him….an irrational part of you that doesn’t want to see Gojo get in trouble. “Hey sweetheart, why don’t we open up some gifts and watch a movie? Just like old times.” A few hours of fun later your baby falls asleep from all the running around they did. Tbh, if you forget about Gojo doing a B&E + 1 year of relentless stalking + violating his restraining order, everything felt normal. You surprisingly had a great time…..but when you feel him wrap his arms around your waist and lean down to your ear, you remember why you left him. It’s because…..”Well would you look at that. It’s just you & I here. ____’s in their room recharging their batteries and I took off from work for 2 weeks. Oh don’t look confused. I’m just making room for me to spend some quality time with you. We’re a couple after all! See? I wear this ring for a reason cupcake– Huh? Divorced? Sweetie we just had a little fight ‘a small break up’ and now we’re back together. We’re always going to be a power couple: To infinity and beyond! Ha ha ha!” ………Satoru Gojo is a desperate. handsome. borderline insane. moron. who just doesn’t know when to quit. HA! As if he’d ever give up on your love and not be there for your wonderful creation!

Oh gawd i don't even want to say anything but this:

Ex Gojo dressing up as a fkin santa to see his kikufukus and naughty list's mochi ayeee papi gojo bang me already

Man i wish this was longer this is sooo goood

#jjk #gojo satoru #jujutsu kaisen gojo #ex husband gojo #gojo x reader

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nightfall-kachiniko · 3 years

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AOT characters reacting to you do the ‘Candy’ dance | | Tiktok Prank | |

If you don’t know what the candy dance is here is the song! (That dance lol)

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Eren-

His eyes glued to your body as you giggled with laughter seeing how quickly his face turned from normal to lust. He would rub the back of his neck saying ‘sheesh’ he picked you up from behind, grabbing your waist throwing you on the bed as you laughed. He started kissing your neck as you pushed him off of you, grabbing your phone. “We’ll save that for later”

Mikasa-

This woman goes feral. Her eyes looking up and down at your body blushing like crazy. Then when you do the body roll she pulls you back, “You better not post that” “why?” You giggled as she pulled your body close to yours. “Because..” she kissed your neck while grabbing your ass. (WOAH)

ARMIN-

Freezes and blushes like C R A Z Z Y. “Y/n!” He says covering his mouth, eyes shocked watching your body move. You just laugh as he takes away your phone. “Noooo” he laughed out. “GIVE IT BACKKK!” you laugh as you tackle him on the bed. (Knowing this cheeky bastard he flips you over and a whole game starts ;) )

Jean-

“Well hey hey~” he looks at you smirking, leaned up against the doorway arms crossed. “What?” You laughed out, “maybe you should, oh I don’t know.. do that in bed more often babes..” He took your hand and backed u up against the wall, grabbing your waist.

Connie-

“LORD HAVE MURPHY!” You couldn’t hold in your laughter as you held your stomach laughing. Your boyfriend coming Over to you. “GAWD DAYMN!” he slapped your ass while looking at the phone, “LOOK AT THIS CAKE MY GIRL GOT FUCKKK”

Sasha-

Jaw drops as she drops the chips she had in her hand.”okay shit y/n!” You started laughing like crazy “I was gonna eat chips but hell I’ll have you instead!”

Annie-

“Y/n.” She looks at your phone mouth open, sternly. She’s blushing as hell but tries to keep it in as she gives you a look letting you know your in trouble. As soon as you rolled your body she grabbed you and threw you on the bed, “oh hell no”

Reiner-

“Babe.” He smirks at you looking you up and down with a small chuckle. “What??” You say curiously acting innocent. “Put the damn phone away and get your ass over here” he pats his lap.

BertoldtO-

“Oh my.” Staring at you, he blushed. “Oh-oh wow..” admiring your beauty you gave him a wink. “Come on? I distract you” . He shook is head, “huh? What? I’m sorry could you repeat that?”

HANGE-

“Hey hey heyyy~!” She comes up behind you and grabs your waist, you laughing. As she kisses all over your neck, rocking you. “You better do that the next time we’re in bed young lady~”

Levi-

“Pft brat what are you doing” you laughed as he looked at you. “Turn off that damn camera” he said grabbing your phone. “Heyyy!” You whined. “Don’t post taht shit or else” “or else what?” You teased. He gave a smal ‘heh’ before kissing you. “You wanna find out~?”

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lunasblipsandblurbs · 3 years

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hello!! i love this blog but was always too afraid to request any headcannons but im going through the thick of it now so, what about the boys dealing with their S/O when they are going through their period with incredibly horrible cramps and bloating?

Omg Bby I am so sorry you are going through that right now. Let me whip you up something quick.

*AFAB reader because periods, but nothing is gendered specifically female/feminine

Warning: Max & Ezra's 18+

Din Djarin

When it’s been about four hours since Din’s seen you on the ship he begins to get kind of concerned. You two are in hyper-space right now so….where the fuck are you? Knowing the only other place you really would be Din heads straight to the bunk to see if you are resting, maybe you are taking a nap right now like Grogu is in his pram right now. When he gets to the bunk and presses the door open he's created by the sight of you curled up in the fetal position rocking gently back and forth. He’s going to tilt his bucket at you and ask what the hell is wrong with you? When you grit out its unfortunately that time of the month for you Din first of all grumbles quietly to himself (he didn’t get you knocked up this time, fuck) then he is going to go off and bring you an ice pack, a heating pack, extra blankets and pillows. He basically makes you a lil nest for you to hide in while you ride out the cramps. He’s going to ask you if you want to be alone and if you do, no problem he's outta there. But if you need him with you he will not hesitate to toss you the blindfold and crawl in with you.

Javier Pena

Yeeeeaaaaah he might be a bit awkward with you to be honest. It was just the time period, misogynistic tendencies up the ass my guys. So when you let Javi into your apartment and he immediately has his mouth over yours, his hands groping at your hips as he gently pushes you towards any surface, you have to push back to get him to slow the fuck down. When you explain you really really want to fuck him but you CANNOT this week hes gonna get a little bit lost on what to do. He’s down to just hang out in each other's company but when you start complaining of the cramps in your stomach and how bloated and uncomfortable you are he’s just….not gonna relate. He will give you comforting back rubs and forehead kisses tho as you cuddle into his side.

Frankie Morales

Oh hunnie, hunnay, hunnnnaaaayyyyy! You have no worries with Frankie by your side. He’s gonna get legit lowkey pissy when he finds out you lied to him about being okay when he finds you curled up in a ball on your couch after you texted him asking if he could drop you off some essentials. He’s instantly going to coherce you to take a bath and he will even offer to join you. Frankie was a special ops pilot and soldier and a little blood is not going to phase him at all. He is going to pull out all the comforts, the bath, he's gonna make you some homemade mac n cheese, give you a shoulder rub, throw on your guys’ favorite movie and by the end of the night you are gonna be so pissed you didn’t call him earlier to come be with you.

Ezra 18+

This man thinks that anyone that literally has their uterine lining shed themselves every month or so deserves the utmost respect. He fully realizes the annoyances and discomfort that you go through every month, no one willingly wants to shove a piece of cotton up their body. So he secretly has your cycle tracked so he knows when you are due to have your period. He knows you never like to tell him because you just like to try and make it through with no complaints but holy fucking shit if these cramps could NOT tear out your insides that would be just swell. So when you eventually do slink up to Ezra with some pathetic whimpers of how everything hurts this man is going to offer to straight up fuck you to get you off so your aching stomach muscles show some mercy on your soul. The decision is up to you tho bby.

Max Phillips 18+

Some of y’all are really gonna hate me for this but…..while this is your most loathsome time of the month, it’s Max’s absolute favorite. He’s like a feral cat going into heat around you when you start your period. The instant he smells that perfect blood dripping into your underwear he’s crowding you up against any surface begging you to please, please let him take care of you. And by taking care of you I mean eating you out for hours upon hours if you’ll let him. It is grotesque, messy, and borderline too much for you to look down at him devouring your sex, you can see the red smears streaking his chin but it’s also the most amazing fucking feeling ever. You are already way more sensitive as is on your period and to have a boyfriend totally ready to fuck you anytime you want during this hellish week is just perfect. He says that every month when you are on your period is the time he really treats himself to indulge…….again, hokay freak.

Pero Tovar

Oh gawd he’s going to be such an awkward noodle. He feels bad that you are feeling so much pain and discomfort but he LITERALLY JUST REALLY FIGURED OUT PERIODS. He’s not totally oblivious it’s just that he was on the road with mostly men when he’s selling his sword and when he did meet up with a woman they were never on their period because well….they were fucking him. He knew about the blood shed once a month but he literally thought that it was like once a month….like a day maybe. When you told him the reality of ‘No you ignorant oaf, its for seven fucking days!’ He gawked at you. He had to deal with you suffering through this for SEVEN DAYS. When you try to get up to prepare your evening meal Pero instantly stops you. He ends up picking up all your chores for your seven days, on top of his own so you don't have to move and be uncomfortable. He grumbles out that “Bleeding for seven days inbetween my legs sounds like hell I wouldn’t move from the bed so why should you? Now go back and rest, Amor.” Yeah, he’s gruff and awkward at times but he’s just a big teddy bear.

#the mandolorian x reader #din djarin x reader #francisco morales x reader #frankie morales x reader #ezra prospect x reader #ezra (prospect) x reader #max phillips x reader #pero tovar x reader #tw mature #mature writing #javier pena x reader

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a-life-lesson-in-submission · 3 years

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Inside a Submissives Soul

Dear Diary -

I honestly think I am wearing rose tinted glasses. Everytime I see Sir I feel so content, I feel such an inner peace, I feel happiness, everything else doesn't seem to matter anymore.

Straight into his arms, our lips meet, I am instantly taken, I am only his, he is all that matters. I am very self conscious in body and mind. Sir says I don't give myself enough credit, checking over my body, he is approving, I feel attractive, I feel like a woman. He lifts me so I am straddled over his lap, I can feel all of him pressed against me. My lust for him, my attraction to him is pulled in, his gravity is strong. He is cheekily spanking me here and there, the impact turning my grinning into more of a smile, apparently I am a bad girl. Yes, yes I am and cannot wait for my confidence to grow to be able to show him how bad I really am.

We stand up, he has me sit infront of him, he leans in, grips my neck, we are kiss tastingly close, I lose myself in his eyes for a moment, I just want every part of him and I want it now. He lifts the girls out to play, a tweak here and there, it's always just enough to make me tingle whilst barely wincing.

I am relieved from my clothing with all but my thong and ankle socks on... yes... socks... he did this for his own amusement knowing it bothers me... nevertheless, I kept them on, I made sure I obeyed him.

I am to stand again but before I do, he prompts me for my right hand, more specifically, my wrist and wraps a strong velcro strap around with a connecting carabiner clip hook attached, then does the same with the other wrist. As I stand, he guides my wrists up to the hooks within the wall and clips each wrist to them. There isn't much room to maneuver. Facing away from him, his lips, his breath trace my skin, before long his fingers get to work on my sensitives. He pulls my thong down to around my knees, his right hand then starts to play from the back, his left around my front. I am in ecstasy and very noticeably wet. I push back, pull forward, up on my tiptoes, pulling at the restraints, breathing all over the place, moans and groans expressing my pleasure. I get so close a few times. He says 'cum', 'like a good girl, I immediately want to, I need to, I wish I could there and then. He spends so much time working me with his fingers, quickly and deeply to slow and sensual, it gets me everytime. I look down seeing him rubbing me, I am thinking 'that's it, yes please'. He said he could do this for hours, I could take this for hours. Here and there he would spank me, spank my peaches, my sensitives and the girls. Between my head elsewhere and my body on the edge of succumbing to him, I am aware his hand that he is using to finger her changes slightly and now I can feel a thumb perched on my peach rim pushing ever so slightly, I push back encouraging access. I am so very close becoming frustrated at myself wanting that release, my grunts make this quite noticeable.

I am unable to control my jolts and twitches, I don't know how he does it feel second nature with him, completely natural. He chuckles, he seems to really like my responses, he feels my insides pulsate around his fingers.

I am enjoying every second but then I move my right hand and realise its gone to sleep, I let him know through an almost breathless giggled murmur. He asks if he should stop, I respond that he is ok to continue to which he does but only for a little longer. Removing the restraints my right hand is numb, I begin wiggling and shaking it around to bring feeling back, he gives it a little massage as I get pins and needles. I am allowed to lose the thong he informs me but the socks stay put.

I am then asked to kneel on the seat infront of him. He gropes at my peach and tells me to never change it, I tell him I won't let myself drop much more weight and he rolls his eyes as he receives a giggle and kiss pressed against his lips. He then lifts me again, man I love that he can carry me around the way his does even if I am mindful of him dropping me or hurting himself in some way. Again he eases my worries as I am sat up on the raised bed and advises me to lay on my back once again exposing my holes to him. I flinch as the cool lube hits my skin, Sir again chuckles, 'it never gets old'... a stray thought with my inner voice responding that I really hope it never does. I try to express my sarcastic gratitude through cheeky back chat but words escape me as per, an instruction from Sir to hold myself open for him soon has me back on track.

My knees up and wide, he is teasing, probing, he goes through how many fingers, 1, 2, 3 and 4. He notices 2 and 3 has a profound response. I feel something new, something firm yet feathery and very moist, Sir treats me to his tongue, bathing her, finding my sweet spots. He finds my bit after seeking under the flesh folds, flicking, teething, he's everywhere, it's amazing. I can't hold my legs open, I'm writhing, tensing, relaxing, I'm here then I'm gone again, it's closer than ever. My arms fall to each side of me, his come up to reach over them, at first it is a mutual grip that soon turns into a form of restraint. Its building, my legs move, coming in close over his shoulders, my hips rock back and forth, this is it, it's finally here. My body begins to quake, he continues to feed me, my mind goes into overdrive as I feel a wave of deep pleasure fill my senses. Intense sensitivity ripples through me, automatically I attempt to pull away but I can't, his strength is far greater than mine, he holds me in place as he continues to eat me. If this is heaven, I am there. In my come down he is soothing me with his tongue coming to a stop, all I can muster is 'wow', I am beaming and laugh to myself, I can't remember what he said but I know I gave him the double thumbs up to which he says playfully he will go for a triple thumbs up giving her a little lick kiss.

I bring myself to sit up, I need water and before I know it, he's naked. Instant thought 'phwoar', but I actually say 'bumchickawowow', I amuse myself. Sir asks me to move over so he can come up onto the bed, I move to the side but he moves me back as he comes up between my legs. He is over me, hands at each side of my head, my hands quickly meet his body as I feel his member between my thighs, against her, he is ready and so am I. A little tease, I reach down to aim him towards her, Sir says 'ah ah ahaaa', as a let nature take its course and with that, he enters, sitting at the brim before he begins to push as she gives him a warm welcome. I squirm, he feels so big, he feels so tantalisingly awesome. Later I am told he finds my reactions incredibly cute, the way my eyes roll back into me head, almost cross eyed. Only he has this power over me.

My eyes meet his, I am easily lost in them, my hands feel his neck, shoulder, chest and body as his motions from one moment are taunting, another moment they are hard. I want him as deep as he can go, he raises my legs over his shoulders and buried himself within me further. My gawd he is just amazing. His breathing changes, my legs move back to the sides of him, he is thrusting deep asking me if I will cum over him, I nod with a barely there 'yes'. He prewarns me he is close and before I know it I feel his release begin to flow, as he pumps I feel myself release with him. Our bodies merge, foreheads lock together, once or twice nearly headbutting eachother in the process, my fingertips grip him, I want this to last forever for the both of us. It's powerful, it's perfect as he hammers our releases into and out of me. Smiling ear to ear, I can't help but sigh blissfully to myself, our bodies begin to relax and come to a slow stop, naturally our bodies begin to let go of one another, breaking away gently and lots of twitching eeks on my part.

He moves to lay by my side, stating that wasn't his plan, I ask what was his plan, he answers it was to go on longer. I am not disappointed, I make this known and I am more than satisfied with the results and he can be too. Embracing eachother closely, it's quiet, he says I shouldn't fall asleep as he jokes he is not like other men that just roll over and go to sleep, this is something I have said to him before, as much as men do this, I feel I could do too but I am not tired, I am content. Deeply content. I love every moment we have together, from daily message exchanges, the hello when we meet and become instantly close to getting ourselves ready to head back to reality but these moments, when we lay together, these mean everything to me. I am safe, I am happy, I am his.

We talk about anything and everything, his mind is fascinating, the way he is wired, he really is something else and it's wonderful, it's refreshing, his whole being is everything I could ever hope and dream for in a man. We spend some time like this, our fingers tracing one another's skin sharing comfort in eachother, before the alarm sounds. I break away to deal with the demanding noise, hydrate and he prompts me back up to lay with him alittle longer.

We continue to talk, bare pressed against eachother, he educates me on his experiences in places he has visited, clubs etc. It is ever so interesting, I will look forward to being able to see this for myself one day. Although I am not likely to partake, I would very much like to observe but you never know as Sir encourages me to grow on this journey, my confidence may allow me to feel that I am able to interact alittle more physically with others too, who knows. I read, I explore online in attempts to research and understand the many varieties of kink as some is rather niche but each to their own, I do not judge, I just wish to understand how it all works, what triggers an individual to need such experiences in their life, what about it fulfills them. I say I am unsure if I will have a label in the type of submissive I am and likely to become as I feel I have traits from each label but Sir says this is what is unique about this world, you don't have to have a label, we are all who we are, it is not something you can compare with another, everyone is different in their own right. I am comforted knowing I do not have to present myself as being this or that type of submissive. I am just submissive and what I like is what I like, no labels, just me.

He then moves onto feedback after we have played, how important it is and how open we always need to be. It's a massive learning curve for me as I am used to routine vanilla and keeping things to myself. I am more than happy with everything he is doing but I let him know when he goes slow, that really bites me, I also feel he knows more about my likings than I do in the way my body responds. I will be sure to keep check on myself without adding additional pressure, if Sir is to know me inside outside, I need to be able to express myself clearly to him. Everything he does is spot on, I'm just not used to so much physical and emotional interaction, we're both still very new to eachother but do I feel our exploration is mutually driven. Whatever the destination may be, I can only hope at the very least that we have many, many years together on this journey.

Sir notices he has become hard again and suggests he may have to use my mouth, I tell him I don't do hints as my hand moves to reach him and has alittle play. I am instructed to use my mouth, to which I do without hesitation. My satisfaction in giving warms me, he feels so good against my tongue, taking him into me as far as I can based on my angle. I still feel alittle nervous in pleasuring him, I'm not completely certain as yet of what he really likes and dislikes so my confidence has yet to grow in that respect. I tease his tip between my lips against my tongue causing his legs to tremble, I love this, he does it to me all the time so to know I am having him do the same in return is something I feel amused yet greatly satisfied of. He responds with body language that almost says 'tut tut', a light spank or grip against me informs of this so change my tactic slightly but I know I will always be sure to continue to make him twitch too.

The alarm, once again, sounds, urgh, just rude! I break away again to attend to the noise, however, I don't make it off the bed, my motivation to it seems like effort I don't have. Sir brings himself up behind me catching my attention, he eases himself back into me. The music sounding is drowned out with his movements, I am taken again, reality is lost again. He moves at speed, harder, faster to then a slow tease, I can feel it again, I want more. I continue to receive his actions over and over, soon I feel I want to release, I move a hand to feel him inside me and rub at my sensitives. It's definitely there but she won't budge and that's OK. Neither of us have to release to feel we are fulfilled, it is still very, very much enjoyable but I'm sure he knows how eager he makes me feel.

Time is catching up with us, we stop, I push myself up against him, my back to his chest, it's time to get ourselves together. I move off the bed, gathering myself to get sorted, he is far more in tune than I am, I barely function at times as it is, when I am in his presence it seems even more so that I cannot seem to find my senses, I just feel a constant magnetism that prohibits me from wanting to anywhere else in any other form. Whilst moving around to get dressed, I can feel him inside of me, he is warm, the sensation of him dribbling down my thighs cooling slightly as soon as the air touches me, I have a part of him I can take with me, he will stay there a while.

We are dressed and yes, I kept the ankle socks on for the entire duration! He pulls me in, my back against his chest, he feels and gropes at me, I tell him he is mean to wind me up before leaving me. I am sure he does this to reinforce my want, need and desire for him, safe to say it certainly works. I hope it is there for him too. Snap back to reality whilst sharing playful cheek between us, he really does make me laugh. As much as I back chat, sometimes I am completely dumbfounded, I don't always have the ability to present a come back but as always, not that it's a competition, he wins hands down. After all he is the dominant, he is the boss. Most of all he is my Sir...

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Heyy!, i saw your request being open so, can I request a headcannon for shoto, izuku, katsuki and shinso of their s/o having an "alt" style, thigh higs, skirts, fishnets, loong sweaters, doc martens and of course the eyeliner are like their fashion, I'll be so happy if you can do it!

Have a great day, don't forget to take care of yourself 🥺💓💓

Alternative S/O

-OH MY GAWD! This is why I’m falling for you, Anon..or Anon’s? You’re my peeps and always will be! I have a few outfits that I found on Pinterest to go with the headcanon! Also...as a fellow Alt, if I may act thirsty in these, forgive me. I hope you like it!

Disclaimer: Cursing!

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Hitoshi Shinso

* If you think this man will judge you by what you wear, think again.

* I honestly believe he’s wearing the same style as you, which would look gorgeous together.

* He loves that you wear what you please and don’t give a fuck what anyone has to say.

* One thing he honestly loves about you, Fishnets. He loves seeing them on you..in and outside the bedroom with that~

* Now, With your makeup and that sharp eyeliner? Honey.

* Even though he loves your bare face, that eyeliner adds the extra pop to your style and he can’t help but admire it. He loves when you do the double eyeliner though.

* Hell, half the time, the moonlights glowing on your skin and it just looks gorgeous.

* He won’t let you use his face as a practice dummy, but he’ll kindly give you his arm to practice all you want and he’s always ready with makeup wipes for you.

* If anyone says that your clothing style is strange or something, expect that person to either come back to you brainwashed.

* Each outfit you wear will always stay on his mind because he knows what you wear will be an absolute masterpiece in his eyes.

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Izuku Midoriya

* This Broccoli boy here loves you for you. No matter what you wear, he’s a freaking simp when he falls for you.

* You might convince him to take those damn red shoes off for once. (and if you do...Thank you.)

* He loves seeing you accessorize your clothing but loves it when you include his too.

* Like when you wear his hoodie as a dress with a pair of stockings and whatever shoe to your liking.

* Fight me on this, he loves when you wear accessories on your thighs. For example to the outfit at the top.

* We all know this boy is a probably certified freak once he loses that card and thighs are his shit. I don’t care!

* (I don’t care!)

* When it comes to makeup, he doesn’t seem to understand the purpose because you’re fine to him. He loves when you use the eyeliner to make fake freckles on your face, You two match and it’s so cute!

* He may be the type to be your test dummy for styles you’d want to try or practice the perfect eyeliner with him. (As long as he doesn’t t blink too damn much.)

* He will say something if someone even speaks about your outfit other than a compliment and you do realize this man can kill someone with a single flick of his finger right?

* (And another thing, if you have a chance. Burn those damn shoes and buy him more with style! PLEASE!!)

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Shoto Todoroki

* I can’t tell you enough how much this man loves your alternative style.

* Each outfit you wear just makes him swoon. Fishnets, docs, converse, large sweaters, and more, he fucking loves it.

* I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if this man falls for someone with a style like this because he loves the difference in others.

* IcyHot here loves you in graphic shirts and doc boots. He honestly loves it when you wear baggy jeans too.

* He will BUY graphic shirts for you to wear. (But I do him buying one with Endeavor hate on it too.)

* You rock each and every outfit to a full perfect T and he’s just eating it up.

* Makeup though? He can’t help but admire it but also another he doesn’t see the purpose too. You’re perfect the way you are but he admires the hard work you put into it. (Just don’t let him touch it.)

* He loves seeing you get creative with your eyeliner, from a simple wing to an eyeliner with a heart on your cheek.

* He’ll be confused if you even ask him such a thing but would eventually accept and might like it. (....Alt Todoroki.)

* He will death glare anyone who talks about what you’re wearing though, but his father. He has a plan for him.

* The next time you two go shopping, that credit card is about to be maxed.

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Katsuki Bakugo

* Another silent simp that’ll be engaged to your style.

* I swear, he might start wearing Doc Martin’s because of you, especially how great they look on you.

* He loves it when you wear large sweaters as dresses.

* BUT DO NOT WEAR CHAINS. DONT FUCKING DO IT.

* (It’ll influence him and I swear to fucking god, he’s alright now but if I see his ass wearing a goddamn chain or more, I’m a dead bitch)

* And it might be used during the nasty~ AGAIN, MIGHT.

* He doesn’t care when it comes to makeup but he does see how hard you work for it though.

* As much as he doesn’t want to admit, he loves you to use fake lashes with your eyeliner. Black, grey, or more colors especially red eye shadow just makes him stare a bit more.

* HE WILL NOT BE YOUR TEST DUMMY...until you ask him for the 30th time, then he’ll accept angrily. Just don’t fuck up or take a picture, he will purposely hold your phone in his pocket so you won’t get any ideas.

* We all know what he’d do is anyone says anything about you, compliment or not, they’re dead.

* He may surprise you with a shopping trip and let you buy some clothes though, and will hold your bags the whole time.

#my hero academia #my hero academy fanfiction #bnha fanfiction #my hero academia scenarios #bnha bakugo katsuki #i hope you like this #bnha shoto todoroki #bnha shinsou #shinshou x reader #bnha shoto x reader #izuku midoria x reader #bnha bakugo x reader #bnha headcanons #mha headcanons

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insomniac-jay · 3 years

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Redesigning The Trigger Happy Havoc Boys

So this lovely post you should look at got a lot of positive feedback, I decided to to make the one for the boys since some of them have the most atrocious designs ever (Looking at you, Hifumi).

Makoto Naegi

Listen, I know Naegi is meant to be generic and boring but for the love of GAWD, please at least give him a good outfit. For starters, I made his hair curly because I headcanon him to be Asian and Hispanic mixed. Also he’s fat and he has freckles.

As for his outfit, I decided to give him a black long sleeve shirt, a dark green t-shirt with a four leaf clover on it, a black hoodie with some graphic designs because his canon one is cursed and ugly, ripped jeans, and red sneakers. He wears a chain on his pants with lucky charms on it.

Byakuya Togami

For someone with so much money, Togami has very poor taste in fashion and haircuts. Someone get this man a stylist. First of all let’s get rid of his Karen haircut and traded it for slicked back hair. Next I gave him wider glasses. When it comes to his outfit, I decided to dress him a designer suit. He wears a white jacket with cuffs and gold lining, a dark green shirt, white pants, and designer shoes. I gave him gloves bc he doesn’t like to touch plebians (except for his bfs) and gave him more bling bc he likes to flex. I want him to be the obnoxious rich kid.

Leon Kuwata

Listen I know his whole thing is like whether or not he wants to do baseball or rock music, so I gave him a mix of both (or at least tried). The roots of his hair are black but then turn to ginger because of his mixed heritage and made his hair longer. I also gave him more piercings because I want him to look like a true punk.

I gave him a black Letterman jacket with all sorts of pins on it such as a trans flag, a bisexual flag, BLM and Eat The Rich on one of the sleeves, and an anarchy symbol. His baseball uniform is the one from the splash art because it’ll be easier on my life. I got rid of his ugly ass shoes because they’re a crime against humanity and a cardinal sin. They are replaced with some good ol’ punk boots.

Yasuhiro Hagakure

Hiro’s canon outfit is so ugly Kodaka ffs give your characters good designs. They looks like a hobo outside a 7/11 that might scam me.

First of all I gave them glasses rights because I believe in glasses Hiro supremacy. Next I gave them vitiligo and tattoos because I also believe in that. For their outfit, they wears a black shirt but it’s hella unbuttoned bc they lack in self preservation, dark purple jacket with star signs on it, black pants, and sandals. Also, I gave him the dreads from their beta design bc pls,,, give them good hair. They also wear a headwrap.

Mondo Oowada

You can tell I’m gonna have way too much fun with this one and that I’m gonna play favorites. I gave them tattoos and a missing tooth bc I can. He also has scars on his body bc y’know he gets into fights. One of the sleeves of their jacket is missing because I refuse to believe that wouldn’t happen, he doesn’t wear a shirt and instead wears a haramaki, and black pants. I replaced his loafers with boots bc to quote my mutual on Discord, “When you gotta lead the gang at 6 but go to church at 7″. I also have him a headband bc that’s the style.

Kiyotaka Ishimaru

Another redesign that you all can tell I’m both playing favorites and having too much fun with. I gave Kiyotaka fangs so him and his bf could match. Next I gave him round nerd glasses bc he hits different with those on. For his outfit, I decided to keep his canon outfit but make it even better. I gave him more medals and a tie as well as gloves and a belt. He also gets a sash with all sorts of pins on it.

Hifumi Yamada

Hifumi ily and kin you but Kodaka did you so dirty. First, I fixed them fucking leg proportions bc they are my villain origin story. Next I made pheir hair soft and curly. For pheir outfit, I gave phem a dark grey cardigan, orange suspenders with anime pins on them and a few pride flags on them, khakis, and some sneakers. I also gave phem an ita bag.

That’s all. Might do Goodbye Despair next, who knows.

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Please respect the pronouns I use for certain characters.

#danganronpa #makoto naegi #byakuya togami #leon kuwata #yasuhiro hagakure #kiyotaka ishimaru #mondo oowada #hifumi yamada #scars tw #danganronpa redesign

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