#echo spambles

[echovoidheart]

i made a list of headcanons about michael bc i have grown far too attached to this little zombie pig child some of this isn’t exactly canon compliant but who fuckin cares about canon /j

He's both completely deaf and blind. Therefore, he identifies most things based on touch; he identifies people based on things like the feeling of their hands and the vibrations of their footsteps through the floor. (He wasn't always deaf or blind; he started to become such when he turned into a zombie. He's been like that for a while, now, though, so he's used to it by now)

Tubbo's footsteps are quick and indelicate, but his hands are always soft and gentle, and he's almost always wearing a soft, fluffy coat. He tends to get upset whenever Tubbo wears gloves or mittens, because he can't feel his hands properly. He likes burrowing into Tubbo's coat, because it's soft and warm and nice.

Ranboo's footsteps are far lighter than should be possible for a man his size, and he takes long, long strides. His hands are long and spindly, and almost always cold no matter how warm the room is. He likes to take Ranboo's crown and turn it over in his hands, feeling every little engraving and gemstone. It's way too big for him to wear, but he still tries.

He likes being pressed up against people's chests, so that he can feel the vibrations of their voices when they speak. He prefers Ranboo's voice, since its lower pitch makes heavier vibrations. He can't hear singing, of course, but he still likes to be sung to- the rhythm of the vibrations is calming to him. He likes songs with longer notes and slower beats. Tubbo sings to him more often, though Ranboo sometimes will as well if they're alone. They'll oftentimes lay in bed with him curled up on either of their chests, singing him to sleep.

He's slowly figuring out how to use his little sword as a sort of cane to help him get around (the sword itself isn't sharp at all, nor is it completely made of gold. It's wooden, coated in a thin layer of gold, and the edges are dulled and rounded). He hasn't totally gotten it yet, though. He tends to hold it straight out in front of him, a little too high, so he'll often still trip over things on the floor. He doesn't run into walls anymore, though.

He gets upset if his environment is changed too much without his knowledge or input. He can't exactly see when things have changed, so if someone moved his room around too much he'd completely lose his mental map of the place and have to start from scratch. Introducing him to new environments- for example, his new rooms in the upcoming mansion- is a slow, gradual process.

His dads will sometimes bring him random blocks and items to play with, and he has a lot of fun exploring the textures of them. He loves grass blocks (Ranboo was very happy about that). He also likes wool blocks, or really any form of fabric like beds or banners or paintings, for the softness and woven texture. He likes feathers for a similar reason. He likes chains and nuggets for the smoothness, the weight of them in his hands, the coolness of the metal. He likes to crumple paper. He likes the texture of plants, especially flowers and leaves. His favourite flowers are probably the ones with bigger faces, like sunflowers or daisies. He really likes nautilus shells, feeling the spiral of them, and he likes discs for how round and flat they are and the subtle grooves along their surfaces. He likes shaking water bottles.

On the other hand, he doesn't like things like sand or gravel. They're too gritty, and they get everywhere. Snow and ice are too wet and cold, honey is too sticky. Clay is like the worst parts of sand and snow combined. Hay is really scratchy, sponges are soft but the porous texture makes him uncomfortable. He liked eggs at first, because round and smooth, but they're way too fragile. String is weird, cobwebs are worse. Slime blocks are fun to bounce on, but slime balls are sticky and weird. He refuses to go near soul sand.

He's shy around new people a lot of the time, though he's warmed up to some people. The shoes Phil wears clack against the floor all strange-like, and his hands are very worn, but Michael loves burying himself in his wings. Fundy's footsteps are light, almost too light, but he's so soft and fluffy. Ghostbur doesn't make footsteps, and almost always startles him, and his hands are so cold, but he's always so gentle and kind. Puffy doesn't come around very often, but she's even fluffier than Fundy, and always so sweet. Techno's steps were scary at first, so heavy and loud, but Michael started to notice how Techno's hands were shaped just like his own, only bigger. Techno tries his best not to let his heart get warmed by the child, but watching Michael get tangled up in his cape is way too endearing.

Techno sometimes acts as a sort of 'piglin language' translator for them. Michael can't really speak very well, and can't speak English at all. He probably wouldn't be able to learn any more of a spoken language. But he does know a little bit of piglin, stuff he learned before he lost his sight and hearing. Techno was surprised, when he first met Michael, to hear the boy refer to Tubbo and Ranboo as his parents- was surprised that he'd picked up that that's who they were to him.

(Tubbo asked something along the lines of, did Michael know they were both dads, or did he refer to either of them as his mother, or what? Techno explained that piglins don't exactly have separate words for 'mother' and 'father'. Piglins are pack animals, and raising of the young is often taken on by several members of the group regardless of biology- and anyways, most piglins don't tend to present with any form of distinct gender. So there's just one word in piglin for parental figures, and distinction is made with different adjective-type modifiers. The closest translations for what Michael calls his parents is "soft dad" and "long dad")

#echo spambles #dream smp #michael underscore beloved #dsmp michael #dsmp tubbo #dsmp ranboo #dsmp philza #dsmp techno #if i need to add or remove tags to this pls let me know #i haven't posted anything like this yet lmao #i hope these are good these are mostly just me making myself serotonin #whisperwords #this is my most popular post on this site let's goooooo

[echovoidheart]

in denial about being otherkin starterpack

#echo spambles #therian #otherkin #alterhuman #theriomythic #fictionkin #yep!!!! some self-discovery LMAO #i figured out recently I'm theriomythic lol #also i think fictionkin? but i don't know if that's fully a thing #i don't know if I'm fully night fury-kin or not so i just go with dragonkin to be safe #but yeah that's a thing #i just saw some old posts of mine after figuring this out and thought it was funny lmao

[echovoidheart]

i have a headcanon that any zombie, drowned, skeleton, etc in minecraft is simply The Player. Steve is just an eternal, immortal creature that is reborn every time they die. And every time, they leave behind another corpse, which wanders aimlessly and attacks without reason or thought. this is why they all look exactly the same. this is why they all look exactly like Steve. it's because they are Steve, past iterations that were left to rot. maybe Steve is a strange, wandering god. maybe Steve has been trapped in an endless purgatory. maybe Steve is just Like That For Inexplicable Reasons. who knows.

#echo spambles #minecraft #minecraft headcanon #an extension: endermen are Steve as well. Steve when they fall victim to the Void. #they're so long and lanky and strange because the void mildly spaghettifies them like a black hole would #most iterations end up zombies. if they die in a desert or of starvation they become a husk. in water a drowned. you know. #over time the flesh peels away until they become bare skeletons. and slowly those decay as well #until they're nothing but the soul sand beneath Steve's feet

[echovoidheart]

so is grian's soul held in the waffle then or

#echo spambles #is the waffle simply a marker of his soul? #is the waffle his soul? #is his soul a waffle? #we're asking the real questions here #grian #mumbo jumbo #hermitcraft

[echovoidheart]

oh damn

#echo spambles #minecraft #this is a nice view

[echovoidheart]

i was writing a thing and wanted to know how endermen see different colours so I set up some concrete and went into spectator mode to see

also, flowers (In order: dandelion, poppy, orchid, allium, daisy, red orange white and pink tulips, cornflower)

#echo spambles #minecraft #enderman #i just got curious about like. the exact palette. since I'm writing a few things involving endermen #and while I know that End Stone looks a lot like regular cobblestone to endermen and that anything purple turns green to them #I was just curious about the rest of the colours. Like poppies. what happens to poppies #turns out they turn bright aqua

[echovoidheart]

it has just occurred to me that ranboo, a lad with one red and one green eye, is very close to both major red + green duos on the dsmp (tommy + tubbo, and techno + phil)

#echo spambles #dream smp #dsmp #ranboo #tommyinnit #tubbo #technoblade #philza #i just.. it just occurred to me when i was looking at a meme #like. idk why but that's kinda funny to me

[echovoidheart]

uh. hey ppl with alters. quick question

are there ever times when another alter listens to/memorizes a song and then when you switch in suddenly you kinda just Know the lyrics to the song without even consciously remembering having listened to the song

#echo spambles #dissociative identity disorder #did osdd #actually did #actually osdd #alters #otherwise specified dissociative disorder #just. trying to cover my bases with tags so i have a higher chance of more ppl seeing this so i can potentially get answers lmao #I've been diagnosed with osdd for a while now but somehow I still discover new things 🤔 #it's just my one alter byx put a song onto my playlist on Spotify and i didn't recognize it #i just knew it was him bc that band is like His Thing that's his entire brand #and i was like *ok. I'll listen to this and see why he liked the song lol* #and then just started unconsciously singing along #and then paused and had a crisis as i was like HOW DO I KNOW THE LYRICS... #i think it's cause he learned them and it just subconsciously transferred to me LMAO #edit I JUST REMEMBERED THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED WITH ANY OF THEM? I THINK? #cause i remember Blank taking the time to learn a song that was in Japanese cause he knew it calmed me #but i have. no fuckin clue what the lyrics are. wat

[echovoidheart]

i was playing deltarune and accidentally let Kris die during the Sweet Cap'n Cakes fight but somehow finished the fight out with them down so when it cut to everyone dancing Kris was still on the ground just sliding around instead of dancing and i just lost my shit

#echo spambles #deltarune #deltarune chapter 2 #deltarune spoilers #I'd try to recreate the moment in-game and record it but #1) idk how easily I'd be able to redo that. i am very bad at the game so purposefully killing one character and then finishing the fight is #not within my skillset #most likely #and 2) i do not have recording software and do not know how to make videos like. at all lmao

[echovoidheart]

made a new image folder on my phone

#echo spambles #ah yes my streamers #ranboo #tubbo #billzo #aimsey #love those guys. what the actual fuck are they talking about 90% of the time #tommyinnit #this applies to him too #this is /pos btw i think its hilarious

[echovoidheart]

So: Phantombur meeting dsmpboo for the first time

#echo spambles #whisperwords #wilbur soot #ranboo #dsmp #osmp #i wholeheartedly believe phantombur would absolutely start calling dsmpboo 'cum boy' or something along those lines #and boo would just experience Despair every time it happens #i mean. he can't exactly go around calling him Ranboo can he?? he already knows a guy named that he can't call them BOTH that #radio duo

[echovoidheart]

me introducing the main characters of any story i write

#echo spambles #they say write what you know WELL #that aside though ive been binging safiya nygaard vids for the past three days and i am obsessed with her energy #like these are so entertaining and this isn't even the area of youtube i usually hang around #i watch mostly gaming and horror analysis videos lmao #i really like these vids tho these are fun

[echovoidheart]

i don't. understand. videos i see about deltarune. where the person will refer to nearly any NPC with they/them pronouns. but then still somehow manage to exclusively refer to Kris with he/him, a character who canonically only goes by they/them?

#echo spambles #deltarune #deltarune chapter 2 #it's like #this person refers to characters like Ralsei and even *Noelle* with they/them???? #characters whose pronouns are very clear in dialogue???? #and then somehow refuses to accept that Kris goes by they/them??? like. bruh #like. how. how do you do that. #that's the WHOLE THING with both undertale and deltarune #is that the main/player character is gender ambiguous #HELP WHY DID AMBIGUOUS NEARLY AUTOCORRECT TO AMOGUS WHAT #THAT'S ENTIRELY UNRELATED I AM JUST EXTREMELY CONFUSED LMAO

[echovoidheart]

me, bonking ranboo over the head with a comically large squeaky hammer: STOP!!! APOLOGIZING!!! FOR!!! EVERYTHING!!!!!!

#echo spambles #ranboo #STOP SAYING SORRY FOR EVERYTHING YOU DO YOU'RE FINE DUDE 😭😭😭

[echovoidheart]

i really don't know a lot about c!techno but what i personally have picked up is that everyone talks about techno like he's some legend, he's terrifying and a force to be reckoned with, when in reality he's kinda just Some Dude. he's just. a Guy. just kinda standin there. everyone is so scared of him when really he's just kinda vibin

#echo spambles #technoblade #dsmp techno #c!techno #i don't know a lot about anyone's lore tbh I'm dense and don't pick up on or analyze anything #my brain is a brick i just like to watch funney block guys go brr #but like. the vibe i get from Techno is that like. he really didn't feel like getting out of bed #and he's gonna fight whoever dragged him out solely so that he can go back to sleep #do not separate him from his bed Or Else pretty much #man canonically hibernates so like. yeah #i feel like at least some of this could also apply to cc!techno but i know even less about him so who knows

[echovoidheart]

thinking about how someday we'll be able to see a clear line in fan content that was made before or after c!ranboo's other half is revealed

#echo spambles #c!ranboo #ranboo #dsmp ranboo #I'm writing a headcanon list right now and i wrote the usual 'half-ender half-unknown' #and then just thought about how like. someday ppl won't have to write 'half-unknown' #cause then it'll be known #and how a sort of divide will form where you can see like 'oh. this was definitely made before (x) stream'