Gotham Textposting (57/?)
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first impression of riddler (unmasked) is his inherent bitchlessness. his virginity is not found in his reproductive organs but rather on his entire body, like a stained glass window caricature of involuntary celibacy. and when i looked up paul dano i find out he's been married for about fifteen years. embarrassing. im so embarrassed for myself. imagine being such a good actor that you could flawlessly cosplay as both unmarried and unfuckable
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