#ed txt

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

godddd the way the original e5 “you wear fine things well” scene was backlit by a giant full moon that didn’t actually exist bc this was ed and stede’s fairy tale romance, the way they’re both all dressed up in finery and looking their best after a fancy night out (which didn’t go how either of them expected but that’s not the point the point is it was an Event it was a whole Thing they went to)

and then in the e5 “wear fine things well” 2 electric boogaloo scene the moon is a waxing gibbous because it’s real and stede’s wearing what remains of his fancy suit he had to get rid of and ed’s wearing a fucking. sack and a cat collar. and holding a fucking dead fish. and they’re just catching up after both of them had a pretty normal day doing their own things. this isn’t the picture-perfect fantasy from last season this is both of them grounded in the moment taking it slow because their relationship is worth handling with care. they want this to last and they want this to be real so they’re taking their time, being gentle. they’re not as completely absorbed by each other the way they were last season, they’re their own separate people who can exist in different plotlines for an episode and then come back at the end of the day and catch up, swap stories, kiss and hold hands and just hang out and enjoy being in each other’s presence.

now if you’ll excuse me. i have to go cry.

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd s2 #ofmd 2 #edward teach #ed teach #edward teach born on a beach #stede bonnet #stede fucking bonnet #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #ofmd meta #txt #meta #mine #og #s1e05 #s2e05

[wexpyke]

i don’t think anything a celebrity ever says about fan fiction that was written about them and a co-worker/friend will beat what james acaster said wrt fan fiction about himself and ed gamble last night, to ed gamble (and a theatre full of people), which was (and i’m paraphrasing a little here), “of course you like them, you’re always the dom”.

he also told us about one where “i crawl into ed’s flat, on all fours, crying, because he hasn’t fucked me in the arse yet today”

#ed was completely losing it during this bit ofc #james acaster #ed gamble #off menu podcast #.txt

[r10tgrrrliee]

IT JUST HITS DIFFERENT 😟🫠

#th1nsp1ration #tw ed but not sheeran #light as a 🪶 #th1gh g@p #@na rules #pro for me not for thee #th1n$pø #i wanna lose weight #i just want to be thin #i wanna be sk1nn1 #i need to lose this weight #i need to lose so much weight #i wanna be tiny #i will be a skeleton #i will reach my ugw #i wish i was weightless #tw eating issues #⭐️ ing motivation #🦋log #🦋spo #🦋tw #🦋rant #🦋goals #🦋diet #🦋check #🦋.txt #🦋diary #⭐️vation goals #⭐️rving #⭐️ve

[hermitshel]

happy dungeon meshi thursday, what a great day to watch anime-onlies all lose their minds

#txt #dungeon meshi #the ED had me cackling today though #gave me morning rescue vibes

[gaytaikawaititi]

has someone done this already or-?

#honestly it should straight up be that everyone on the crew guessed the password including ed #with buttons 'does not own a computer' or sth #you know what i just might do that #ignore stede's three pixel picture im lazy #ofmd #our flag means death #ed & stede #txt #stede bonnet #edward teach

[bloomeng]

a lot of people are saying edward but i really hope it isn’t. i love edizzy of course but can we allow this man to have his own life outside of ed for one second. it’s what he deserves.

personally i like the idea of it being his mother.

#yknow that thing fandoms always bitch about #where ppl will learn one thing about a character #and suddenly that’s their whole personality #to me that’s sometimes how i feel watching izzy get characterized #he’s more than just ed #and when we make his whole world about just ed #not only does it flatten his character #but it also makes his character all the more tragic #it’s both super sad and unrealistic to believe he has only cared about one man who didn’t care the same amount about him #and that’s actually his whole life story nothing else #ofmd #txt #our flag means death #izzy hands

[rollercoasterwords]

i don't want to hear about your diet i don't want to hear about your weight loss "journey" i don't want to hear about your clothing size i don't want to hear about your "healthy alternatives" recipes i don't want to hear about your fucking nutrient dense protein pancakes or your green juice super smoothie metabolic booster lemon water cayenne honey tea i don't want to hear about your workout routine i don't wanna hear about your slimming shapewear i don't want to hear about how much you hate your arms or legs or stomach or hips i don't want to hear about how "bad" you've been for eating too much dessert i don't want to hear about the number on your scale i don't want to hear your casual fatphobia dressed up in the language of "wellness" or the excuse of self-hatred!!!!

#sorry i simply. am so beyond pissed off #i'm never going to congratulate you for your stupid fucking diet! #i'm never going to congratulate you for weight loss! #i'm never going to commiserate with you over weight gain! #saying oh sorry but i'm just insecure abt my body isn't a fucking excuse #i'm sorry but i DON'T CARE! #work on ur fatphobia or shut the fuck up and hate your body privately #like i know it's a hard pill to swallow but being afraid to be fat is something you should actively be challenging! #and no matter how wrapped up in the language of wellness it is #anything you share or say publicly about wanting to make your body smaller is only ever going to contribute to fatphobia #no matter how rooted in personal insecurity it is #tw fatphobia #tw ed #sorry babes but dieting IS disordered eating. it is #ranting and raving #txt

[usersukuna]

i wish i could watch Our Flag Means Death season 2 episode 5 "The Curse of the Seafaring Life" dir. Andrew DeYoung for the first time all over again

#the things i felt when stede & ed kissed for the first time after being apart is unparalleled. #the hand holding. #the improv thumb war. #unparalleled. #talented brilliant incredible amazing show stopping spectacular never the same totally unique completely not ever been done before. #our flag means death #ofmd #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #personal #txt post

[librarycards]

recipe makers NEED to stop framing vegan food as “healthy food” and assuming that the vegan cook/eater requires caloric and macronutrient breakdowns on every recipe or food review. fixating on notions of “health” (read: weight loss) when it comes to veganism not only nullifies the ethical commitment the lifestyle implies but also assigns a new, wildly unethical and dangerous social imperative of body punishment instead. this creates a deadly environment for vegans with EDs, as well as others whose class/disability/ etc contexts require them to consume processed foods.

The imbrication of contemporary “plant based” culture with diet culture/antifatness is stripping bodily autonomy from marginalized people who want to follow their ethical commitments, but cannot do so without putting their lives in danger.

#if you are a vegan who lives on potato chips Oreos and instant noodles…. love you so much #Ed m #disordered eating m #txt #body talk #fatphobia #vegan

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

currently pissing myself over the way that the blackbeard-themed emo makeovers are serving SO much cunt. with one notable exception.

^slaying absolute penis

^utterly swagless. cringefail first mate. did not understand the assignment. go girl give us nothing.

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 #edward teach #ed teach #edward teach born on a beach #izzy hands #dizzy izzy #frenchie #fang #jim jimenez #archie #pic #txt #j #mine #og

[strwbrrylover]

i wanna starve till i’m delicate and dainty like a dolly 🤍

#butterfly #ed no sheeran #ed not ed sheeran #ana e mia #⭐️ anon #st4rv1ng #@n0r3xia #an0r3c1a #an0rec1a #ed not sherran #anorex14 #🦋 vent #🦋tw #butterfly 🦋 #🦋diet #⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ #⭐️rve #⭐️ving #⭐️.txt #not pr0 just for myself #th1gh gap #i wanna be th1nner #th1gh g@p #thin$p0 #thinspø #an4r3xia #an4m1a #an4m14 #pr0 @na #pr0annna

[rhea-cage]

I remember being 16 on tumblr soo weirded out ab the fact that there were 20-smthn-olds in the same mindset as me then...and now im 21.

Turns out you get stuck at 16 and just stay at the same spot forever. 🫠

#i want to ⭐️ve #⭐️rve #⭐️ving #🕯️as a 🪶 #ed not ed sheeran #thinspø #sp0 #an0r3c1a #🦋diary #🪶.txt #💡as a 🪶 #light as a 🪶 #🪶

[thirstywaffles]

Ok folks i have a question, which seasons do you think corresponds nicely to each Pevensies?

Personally i think Lucy's summer, Ed's winter, Susan's autumn, and Peter's spring.

#the chronicles of narnia #the lion the witch and the wardrobe #doing this i need bg refs for a fanart i'm planning to draw #txt #lucy pevensie #edmund pevensie #susan pevensie #peter pevensie #ed got winter bc i thought it's funny & ironic

[applenthusiast]

Thinking about how when Ed was acting nice and attentive towards Kristen, she felt like he was being "almost too gentle" and not manly enough to be attractive. And then, when he demonstrated the same kind of care and gentleness towards Oswald, the latter fell head over heels in love.

#nygmobblepot #Kristen was only attracted to the Riddler part of Ed #and then there was Lee who was hoping he could only be Ed and not the Riddler #and each time he'd try to suppress parts of his personality to make his partner at the time happy #and then there's Oswald. the guy who likes and accepts all of him #the only one who truly “knows him” and still wants him #and I just think that's beautiful. that is all #I wonder if gotham writers were aware of this when they wrote those romances #txt #gotham

[sourpurple3]

Let’s add soaking up vitamin D to our to do list today🗒️

#mealsp0 #starv3 #bulim14 #tw disordered thoughts #tw mia #bulimima #th1nsp1ration #tw ed descussion #light as a feather #i will reach my ugw #ugw here i come #ugw imagine #ugw 90 #i need to lose this weight #tw thinspi #tw th*nsp0 #thin$po #thinspo. #thinspø #tw ed but not sheeran #tw edtwt #tw restriction #ed ednotsheeran restriction #starv1ng #⭐️ ing motivation #⭐️rving #⭐️vation goals #⭐️ve #⭐️.txt #thinsperation

[gaytaikawaititi]

“when you let loose you really let loose huh” ed is literally so unprepared for the full force of stede’s love. that man built himself an entire ship to become a pirate. he faked his death in three possible ways. if ed fell for stede when he was unaware he was flirting you can bet your ass he’s gonna be SWOOPED off his feet when stede “i dont do anything by halves” bonnet, stede “commit to the bit” bonnet, stede “i just now realised im in love and i’m gonna get him back” bonnet starts to woo him

#ed can wallow in despair all he wants but he’ll be helpless the second stede pulls out his 15th bouquet for him #while they’re still in the middle of the ocean #txt #ofmd #ed & stede #edward teach #stede bonnet #this post is only half comprehensive but you know what i mean #i just can’t!!!! stop thinking about them!!!