Five Easy Steps to Impress Your Crush
A Guide by Evan Buckley
Step 1: Figure out what he likes with *very subtle* prodding.
Step 2: Find out the secret to his heart is math and suppress the sudden urge to cry.
Step 3: Pretend you know math.
Step 4: It’s too late, he already knows too much.
Step 5: Try again?
Accept the fact that you suck at math. At least you’re cute.
(A Guide by Eddie)
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