#eddie brock incorrect quotes

[skylarinfinity]

[m/n, eddie and venom waiting at teacher office, the teacher walk in holding their daughter hand]

m/n: [pull his daughter into his lap and kiss on top of her head] hello my little vigilante [their daughter giggle happily at his father]

eddie: [nervously talking to their daughter teacher] why are you calling us here? is there anything wrong ma'am?

teacher: [sighed] yours daughter really good kid but sometimes her imagination concerning and it's even scaring other kids-

m/n: [pull his daughter closer to him and get defensive] what do you mean by that?

teacher: today we ask the kids to draw their family pictures, and d/n draw her two father, the pets and black goo [handing eddie the drawing] when we ask she keep telling us it's her other parents ven ven-

venom: [take over eddie body] yeah, it's me venom [smiling, the teacher immediately pass out]

m/n daughter: [clapping her hand happily] ven ven!

m/n: [clear his throat] yeah, we need to go now!

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[marvel-lous-guy]

Daily Bugle top reporter: Where are you going?

Eddie Brock: To interview spiderman

Daily Bugle top reporter: You got an interview with spiderman!? How!?

Eddie Brock: Well, I didn't exactly schedule one but he usually comes around in the end

Daily Bugle top reporter: How!?

Eddie Brock: well, we are on an incredibly high building so I tend to take advantage of that *jumps out window*

Spiderman: *swings down and catches Eddie* Mr Brock sir! You really need to stop doing this! I might not always be here you know!

Eddie: yes, thank you for your concern. Now, what would you say is the best part about being an avenger?

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[super-marvel-dc]

Y/N: When I was a kid, Eddie told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.

Venom: THEY ARE!

Y/N: FOR REAL?

Eddie: No! Why did you fall for it again?

Venom: I EAT THE WHOLE WRAPPER!

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[goblin-mask]

Y/N was promised a night in with her boys

Y/N: I know you snuck out last night, Venom.

Venom: Play dumb!

Eddie who is very anxious at the moment: Who's Venom?

Venom: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

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[reaperlight]

Eddie: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Venom: Yes! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly.

Eddie: ...

Anne: ...

Mrs. Chen: ...

Dan: ...No need for that. I know where you can get some bones.

Venom: Yay!

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[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

Venom: I hate being touched. The last time I touched another human was when I was 14. It was during hand-to-hand combat.

Peter: Eddie is literally hugging you right now.

Venom: This means nothing

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[incorrect-random-fandom]

Venom: You use emoji’s like a straight person.

Eddie: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

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[dead-dog-dont-eat]

Deadpool: Eddie and Venom are getting married after knowing each other only for three months? Never gonna last.

Spiderman: I can't believe you're saying that.

Deadpool: It's not enough time, people should live together for at least twenty years first.

Spiderman: What? Twenty years?

Deadpool: Okay, but three months? They haven't been in a fight yet, and if they were, it was cute. They haven't even smelled each other's farts, they're still holding them in.

Spiderman: You farted on our second date.

Deadpool: Because I knew you were the one.

Spiderman: Sitting on my lap, just for the record.

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[menfishme-women]

*Peter and Eddie after a fight*

Peter: Hey, Brock? Can I ask you something uncomfortable?

Eddie: Go for it little guy.

Peter: What happens…if you get a boner while Venom is suiting?

Eddie:

Venom, in Eddie’s brain: Tell him Eddie, tell him please!!

Eddie: V…V sorts it out.

Peter: Like…sorts it? Or…adjusts it to deal with later?

Eddie: …

Eddie: Yes.

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[mischievous-thunder]

Venom: What do you mean I'm not a human being?

Venom, proudly: I can identify and select all the images with traffic lights with great accuracy.

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[mysticalgalaxysalad]

Eddie: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Venom: Eddie, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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[tomhardystitties]

venom: you know what rhymes with your last name and I'd love to put in your mouth right now?

eddie:

venom:

eddie: don't say it. don-

venom: cock. it's cock

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[super-marvel-dc]

Y/N: Eddie, what are you doing?

Eddie: Making chocolate pudding.

Y/N: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?

Eddie: Because I've lost control of my life.

Eddie: Here's your pudding, Venom.

Venom: Oh that's ok, I'm not hungry anymore.

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[goblin-mask]

Venom and Y/N Are always Chaotic Around the Holidays

Venom: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Eddie: Venom, no.

Y/N: Mistlefoe.

Eddie: Please stop encouraging them.

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[reaperlight]

Carnage: Dad... easy. I mean you no harm. I just need some advice.

Eddie: ...With what?

Carnage: How did you know you were in love with Venom? Like, when did you guys figure that out?

Eddie: ...

Eddie: ...I'm in love with Venom?

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[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

Eddie: So I was just minding my own business-

Peter: BULLSHIT!

Eddie: I WAS! FOR ONCE, I WAS!

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