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spahgetti-man · 2 years
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eddie kaspbrak hcs bc there arent enough ft minor reddie
HES AN ABBA ENTHUSIAST
richie takes his jackets regularly so he takes richies back bc hes out of jackets
he does watch richies show regularly. he has never missed a show.
his form of rebellion when he was a kid was missing one haircut and letting it grow out slightly
when he watches movies he writes in this little journal afterwards and reviews them down to the details
he does track in highschool for SURE
eddie is NOT the little spoon idc
he has the neatest handwriting and its in cursive but in that rlly cool 19th century kinda way
he collects coins
he wants to keep every single cat he sees but the logical side of his brain is the only thing stopping him
he HATES pizza crust
richie eats his crust
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sunshinereddie · 2 years
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eddie definitely does sunscreen checks on his friends. every day when they hang out in the summer he makes sure that they’ve put on sunscreen, and if he suspects that they haven’t he sprays them down with sunscreen and then lectures them on the importance of wearing sunscreen. they all complain, but eddie is constantly tells them “you’ll all be thanking me in 30 years when you don’t have skin cancer!!”
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eddiekaspbrakirlsblog · 2 months
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I feel like after richie made the carving on the bridge he would always be trying to hurry the losers along when they inevitably walked over the bridge 💀💀💀 like he did it but didn’t think of the consequence that he now has to make sure none of his friends see it, for about two months richie lived in constant fear that one of the losers would see it and THEY WOULD KNOW.
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sm0kingcrack · 1 year
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i have a headcanon that when richie gets particularly lovesick, he'll make little doodles and then throw the pages in their fireplace, or put it in the shredder afterward. one time eddie barged in without knocking while richie was doing this, and richie ended up throwing his entire notebook out the window. stan makes fun of him when richie has to explain why he doesnt have notes for chemistry anymore.
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chosenhanlon · 8 months
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headcanon is that eddie would ALWAYS be wearing socks. you would NEVER catch that man being bare foot. it makes him feel obnoxious without them on. therefore richie would ALWAYS make sure to buy a huge pack of socks for his eddie every christmas ever since they’ve met. thereupon eddie’s love for richie continues to grow even stronger as the years go by.
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hopelessloser101 · 10 months
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2000's Reddie headcannon that Richie sings "Baby" by Justin Bieber when they get into small arguments.
Richie, singing: 🎶My first love broke my heart for the first time 🎶 Bill: Why exactly is he singing that? Stan, turning to Eddie: What the fuck did you do? Eddie, face palming himself: I accidentally kicked him off the minecraft server.
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quinnick · 2 years
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The Losers Club Plays Monopoly (Mike Hanlon is blamed for ensuing disaster)
The Losers only played Monopoly one time. One time was all it took for it to get banned.
Poor poor Mike suggested they play it and has since had all the blame put on him for the disaster. Mike just thought it would be fun.
It started off well enough with everyone getting used to the rules
The first sign of trouble was when Richie kept buying everything he landed on despite the fact that it never made sense
Eddie had an actual plan that has to get thrown out because Richie just took two of the red tiles that shit head
Stan is 100% winning because he actually knows how to play monopoly around Richie’s stupid choices
meanwhile in the corner, Bill is still trying to get out of jail and he has been in there since round 3 
Mike is the person who is making a mini city with his house pieces while he waits for his turn which takes a while because Eddie argues with Richie every turn
Bev is secretly stealing 100s from the bank whenever people aren’t looking
Ben is suppose to be in charge of the bank since he isn’t playing but he is too distracted trying to keep the board from getting flipped
Richie has now acquired every rail road square because Bev has been slipping him 5s from the bank
And some how Eddie is actually technically beating Richie but for some reason is still mad about the rail roads
Mike and Stan have started a silent staring contest as they both have realized they are tied for first
Bill has been freed from jail
Bill was immediately sent back to jail. he is resorting to trying to bribe people into letting him go
Eddie finally lands on one of Richie's tiles and is forced to pay him 20 dollars and this resorts in a fist fight
Stan is the one to flip the board though because Mike buys the property he wanted
Ben throws away the game and swears to destroy every copy of it
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strawbery-m0chi143 · 2 years
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Ngl- Some of the steddie headcannon I’ve seen are actually really good!! There are a lot of things the Stranger things community seem to agree on about this pair and I thought I’d share some of my head cannons :)
1- Steve gets insecure about his scars so Eddie makes the joke that it’s like having matching tattoos
2- Eddie gives Steve his rings whenever Steve has an episode cause the cool metal grounds him just enough so he can focus
3- Steve like to sit and watch the Hellfire D&as sessions cause he loves seeing Eddie bring the story to life and to see his kids having the time of their lives
4- Eddie finds Steve’s baseball bat full of nails and asks Dustin about it. Once he knows the full history of the weapon Eddie takes it upon himself to make it some kind of trophy to put on a wall.
5- Eddie and Steve adopt a can and name it Ozzy
6- Vampire!Eddie will doodle himself into the photos with Steve since the camera can’t pick him up naturally
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fluffylixie · 3 months
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if ben was a sanrio character he would be pompompurin FOR SURE
they're both so DGSAKJDJSKFGKS
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thorin-baby-bear · 1 year
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pssspss can i request any IT character agere headcanons? Its ok if u dont wanna do this rn because ik people are requesting a lot of DPS i just have brainrot
Also- Hearts for you 💗💕💕🖤💖❤️‍🩹💛💗💕🖤🧡💕💗💛❤️‍🩹💛💗🤍🤍 - 📔 anon
Yes I love IT so much, I am always happy to write for it :D
I decided for the character I would pick the character I stole my name from, so here it is:
Eddie Kaspbrak Agere Headcannons!!
He 🤌 is 🤌 a 🤌 BRAT
My guy needs all of the attention ALL THE TIME
He "forgets" that he has to play nice with others
Especially when it comes to sharing
But he can also be very caring when he wants to be
He's always there to help if a friend has a booboo, emotional or physical
He has lots of bandaids, all different themes based off of things his friends enjoy
He has specific ones for each Loser
Ben has Scooby-Doo themed
Beverly has butterflies
Richie has Sesame Street
Stan has birds (of course)
Mike has farm animals
And Bill chooses whichever one he wants
He's not as afraid of sickness and getting dirty as when he's big, but he still dislikes mud and muck
Which is a shame because Richie is one of the messiest littles ever and when they play of course Eddie gets dragged into it
Stan usually has to stop Eddie from jumping on Richie after one of Richie's messier pranks
Eddie loves playing with all the Losers, but his favorite playmates are Richie, Bev, and Ben
Playdates would be more often, but Eddie usually needs a few days to recharge before more playing
Stan and Mike usually end up watching the little ones
Eddie and Richie are also both flips
But Eddie usually leans more towards little than caregiver
He loves to watch the Muppets and cuddle with Richie
He's an absolute cuddle bug when regressed
He also babbles a lot to get attention
Depending on how little he feels, he'll cry to relieve stress
Long day at work? Has a good long cry
Playing too rough and got hurt? Nothing a good cry can't fix
Not enough attention? Hey, maybe crying will make Richie pick him up!
He felt really shy and uncomfortable having other people around while regressing for a long time
Then the others came forward with their regression and he felt more comfortable
Group cuddle sessions are a must
Great stress reliever
Bath time is best time for Eddie
Bath toys galore
Fun smelling shampoos
Richie likes to surprise him with new epsom salts and bath bombs a lot
He also will not go to bed unless he is read a story
Richie always does the best voices
Even if Eddie is put to bed in his own special bed (which he rarely ever is), he always ends up in the master bed cuddling with Richie and the other never complaines
It's a perfect way to end their day :33
📔 anon thank you you are throwing me back into my fixations and I'm loving every second of it 🤌🧡
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losersclublol · 2 years
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hc otd:
the losers had to explain the plot of almost every chic-flic to eddie since she wasn’t allowed to watch them and now they have pop culture lessons with bev bill and richie as the teachers
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lemonleafloser · 1 year
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Ok so I keep getting adult Reddie feels every time I listen to Birdhouse in Your Soul by They Might Be Giants.
Like I keep thinking that Richie rediscovers this song later on when him and Eddie have gotten together after Chapter Two and it annoys Eddie because “The song doesn’t make any sense, Richie” and is met with the reply “but that’s what makes it even better, Spagheds!”
Eventually after a month or so, Richie gets back home and hears that familiar jam of a song and finds Eddie singing along to it under his breath while cleaning or cooking or something and when he finally meets Richies eyes “ok, I’m starting to see the appeal” with Richie staring back at him with a wide grin before wrapping his arms around Eds waist from behind and singing “Not to put too fine a point on it, Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet…” to which Eddie tells him to fuck off but turns around to face him singing back “Make a little birdhouse in your soul”
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sunshinereddie · 2 years
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i like to imagine that after derry 2.0 once eddie divorces myra and he starts to finally accept his feelings for richie again, sometimes he feels embarrassed that he has a “crush”. he will think to himself, jesus christ, eddie, what the hell are you doing getting all flustered over a fucking text message from richie? stumbling over your words when you talk to him? you’re forty years old, not fourteen anymore! snap out of it! 
but then as his feelings for richie continue to grow he slowly allows himself to actually... enjoy the experience of having a “crush”. when he was a kid and first started crushing on richie, he was so terrified of his own feelings, of being outed, he was so overwhelmed by his own internalized homophobia for his entire childhood that he never got the chance to enjoy having a crush on richie as a kid, because his feelings for richie were always quickly followed by shame. 
but now, as an adult, after having come out to the losers, he’s starting to feel comfortable in his own skin. and sure, maybe it is a little embarrassing to have a crush as a fully grown man, but eddie is just letting himself live the way his younger self could only dream of. so he lets himself get flustered when richie leans in close to him to make a joke and he doesn’t shame himself for the rush of excitement he gets from a ‘good morning’ text from richie. he lets himself have a crush, and he loves every minute of it. (and he loves it even more when he finally works up the courage to act on that crush and ask richie out and richie says yes.)
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eddiekaspbrakirlsblog · 9 months
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i am a believer in the track star eddie kaspbrak headcannon 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️
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ocmakerofcanada · 2 years
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Here’s my sexuality headcannons for The Losers Club for my au ft. my OC
William "Bill" Denbrough - Bisexual
Benjamin "Ben" Hanscom - Straight Ally
Richard "Richie" Tozier - Closeted Pansexual
Edward "Eddie" Kaspbrak - Aesexual
Michael "Mike" Hanlon - Omnisexual
Stanley "Stan" Uris - Pansexual
Beverly "Bev" Marsh - Panromantic Demisexual
Kristiane "Kris" Perlman (oc) - Polysexual
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hopelessloser101 · 10 months
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Ben: You get one snack to eat for the rest of your life, what is it?? Bev: Potato Chips
Bill: I'm with Bev on this
Stan: Salted Pretzels
Mike: Probably chips n' salsa
Richie: Eddie.
Eddie: ....
Ben: ...
The rest of the losers: ....
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