You want to see posts, my dear Fortunato? Of course you do, you have such discerning tastes. But hold my friend, you would go to your own dashboard, search among the thousands of free posts on any such topic that you please? My dear sir, pay it no mind. There are better posts, fine quality posts, posts for a discerning user such as yourself.
You wish to view these fine posts? Please then, come down to my cellar, just past this Post+ paywall. Pay it no mind, just a small fee. We must keep these things hidden away for refined palates, must we not? It improves upon the vintage of the reblogs.
Here, here we are, look through this blog. You don’t see anything worthy yet? Look closer, my dear Fortunato. Scroll further. What am I doing with these bricks? Nothing, nothing, my friend. Pay it no mind.
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