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ASTROLOGY OBSERVATIONS PART SEVEN (roast edition)

Libra Suns are soo oblivious sometimes. I can never tell if they’re doing it to get something or if they’re actually having a dumb blond moment.

People with Mars in the 2nd house need to learn how to share. They become territorial over their possessions. As children, they were the types of kids to show off a cool toy and then go, “but you can’t play with this one because it's special.”

Mars in Pisces are the types to make a passive aggressive comment under their breath, and then when someone calls them out, they go, “I didn’t say anything!”

When people who have Mercury in the 8th house become obsessed about something, they will never shut up about it. Just when you think you’ve managed to steer conversation into a new direction, they will find a way to bring up whatever topic is plaguing their mind.

Pluto in Sagittarius generation is so self-righteous. Everyone is overly aggressive with their opinions, everyone thinks they’re right, and everyone is under the impression that we’re going to be these revolutionary radicals who will serve justice to those oppressed when most spend their time on the internet trying to cancel people. Like seriously we get so heated over nothing sometimes. I think that's because this generation really struggles with misdirected passion. I’m excited for these Pluto in Aquarius babies tho

Aries Moons and their temper tantrums, that's all.

People who have their Mars in Taurus will destroy things when they get angry, literally like a raging bull. They make a mess and fling things around, like what is that accomplishing?? And then afterwards they clean it up like nothing ever happened.

The uncomfortable look on a Gemini Moon's face when someone starts to cry, they wanna leave asap and are looking for the nearest exit.

Leos will cry, scream, and throw a fit over their hair. DO NOT MESS WITH THEIR HAIR. It's the one quality they like about themselves. A bad haircut or color treatment will have them SPIRALING. Like a serious identity crisis. They die inside when someone goes, “It's just hair, it will grow back.”

Mercury Libras and the lies they spread! They lie about the smallest things and it's usually in an effort to people-please.

People with their Mars in Sagittarius are psychos when they're mad. They lack the foresight to see how they’re putting themselves and others in danger. I’d say they are the most likely to carry out some form of revenge.

If you’re dealing with someone who has their Venus in the 8th house, make sure to establish some firm boundaries. They will just keep taking if you let them.

Venus 11th housers cause so much drama every time they develop feelings for one of their friends, I never seen this not cause tension within a friend group.

12th house stelliums and the way they always maintain distance, and everytime you get too close they pull back, actually super frustrating. Also the silent treatments they pull! They’re not even doing it to punish, they're just doing it because they’re uncomfortable, but it still ends up feeling like a punishment for the other person.

Mercury in Taurus individuals are sometimes too blunt. I honestly really love this quality hehe, but I have to admit they’ve offended me just by pointing out the obvious.

Aries 11th housers always feel like they’re in competition with their friends.

Moon Trine Uranus and crying at the most unexpected things. I have this friend that I’ve known since middle school, never saw her cry once. Even when we graduated and said our goodbyes for college, nothing. Then a year later, we were watching the finale for Euphoria together, and this girl started bawling at the end. I was like out of all the things to make you cry this is it?? Haha, I love her.

The Pluto in Virgo generation hands out criticisms left and right. If my friend's parents had this placement, I always felt like they were judging me.

Capricorns and their obsession with money, and also how they fail to realize that not everyone else is driven by monetary gains.

Aquarius’s love to act like their egos aren’t big. The only reason why Leos get checked more on this is because of their bold sense of expression.

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twin-creeks · 5 years

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nickname(s) : zora, sora. some ppl call me soya bean gender : female (she/her) sign : leo 🦁 height : 5′6 time : 9:58am I would’ve been done with this by now if my wifi wasn’t such a hoe birthday : august 2nd favourite bands : as of late, i’ve been listening to a lot of u.s girls, brockhampton, blood orange, talking heads. favourite solo artists : i looooove kate bush. also st vincent, florence + the machine, bjork, mitski and angel olsen. song stuck in my head : little rough rhinestone by soft cell last movie i watched : only thing i could remember was john mulaney’s comeback kid last show i watched : unbreakable kimmy schmidt when did i create this blog : probably march of this year what do i post : garbage, but mostly edits what did i last google : kurt cobain’s handwriting font download (yEs it was for the banner roast me) other blogs : cc finds blog , general stuff i like and one for art i like do i get asks : not unless i reblog those ama posts. send me some shite guys !! why did i choose this url : it’s twin peaks, my favourite show merged with willow creek. following : 389 followers : 187 . still scrunching my brain for a 200 follower gift but idk how to make cc and too broke to get u guys packs :/ average hours of sleep : 4-7 lucky number : 911 what’s your emergency instrument : I used to play the guitar but my tutor ghosted me and now i remain talentless what am i wearing : NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS 😤🚫🔥 dream job : art conservator, actress, butter churner if none of those work out favourite food : i love tom yum, kung pao chicken, japanese curry and thai food in general last book i read : the goldfinch 3 favourite fandoms : i guess the sims community should count right?? otherwise i really love the stardew valley fandom. very nice and wholesome. couldn’t think of anything else.

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