Actually Tumblr, I'm completely fine with ads. But if a premium membership would remove the clearly sexually suggestive livestreams from the top of the dash, so that I didn't have to feel like I've wound up on a XXX site, sign me up!
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Dear every pizza place who offer parmesan in place of mozzarella
If the pizza doesn't look like this before going in the oven kindly take that option off your menu
Thanks
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Fat Joy! I'll never understand the SM need to minimise fat Joy as if we (fat people) are meant to sit around and sulk in depression all day and hate ourselves! I love my body and nobody will make me feel bad about it!
🤣😂🤣
dunno what you find so funny.
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I wish I could put all of the tears
I cried because of you
into a shining gem
And then chuck it at you very hard
Fuck you
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Whatever.*
*Applies to pretty much everything. While supplies last (like, forever). No limit per person. May be combined with “dude” or “man” to indicate complete apathy. Subject to use when I’m wrong without actually admitting it. Or, as a passive-aggressive alternative to “Eff You.” Whatever. Provided “as is” and “as if” so, uh, take it or leave it. Results may vary (but hey, I don’t really care). Terms and conditions may apply.
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FIRSTPRINCE + QUOTES
Backwards by Warsan Shire
The Hug by Thom Gunn
The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller
Perfect Chemistry by Simone Elkeles
It was a quiet way by Emily Dickinson
The Need by Rod McKuen
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When Christian Horner supports and believes in Charles Leclerc more than his own team principal... 💀💀💀
📸: DTS screenshots, season 5
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You definitely have one of the grossest stomachs on all of tumblr but your asscheeks are definitely a close 2nd!
WTF?!?!
COVER THAT SHIT UP!!!!
NEVER!!
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