#effinbirds

[shiftythrifting]

some interesting (and a little vulgar) shirts

#submission #shiftythrifting #thrifting #shirts #booba #effinbirds

[wmwc-fic-collection]

@dear-ao3 @effinbirds Well that sure was a thing

#dashboard coincidence #ao3 tags #effinbirds

[effinbirds]

I want to put "beat Jimmy Fallon in a popularity contest" in my bio. Make that shit happen, Internet.

#bird art #birds #effin birds #effinbirds #jimmy fallon #popularity contest #webby awards #vote for me #vote vote vote #your vote matters #shameless self promotion

[charliemack]

The Terror but make it EffinBirds

#the terror #amc the terror #effinbirds #the terror shitpost #i've been meaning to do these for AGES #they did not get to swear NEARLY ENOUGH #rectifying the lack of swears through shitposts #effin terror #actual charliepost

[plague-of-insomnia]

Better because they would actually harm the kid? I fail to see how that's better.

Sweetie, I’m gonna tell you something absolutely shocking: you are not the center of the universe.

I have zero idea what you’re talking about and frankly don’t care. I suspect you seem to think something like “if people create/consume x” it means that they’re a step away from harming children, or some other ridiculously unfounded claim antis enjoy throwing around, but whatever bullshit you’re on, you can shove it bc I’m not interested.

Some of us have real problems that are a lot bigger than protecting imaginary children from harm they can never experience since they don’t exist, or harassing random strangers on the internet to fill the vacuum of meaningless in our own existence.

I’m sorry if those words are too big for you to understand, but I have actual problems to focus my attention on, and you could maybe benefit from using a dictionary and looking up what some words actually mean, anyway.

Fandom is my escape from the crap that is reality, and I don’t really give a flying fuck what some 14-year-old (or the maturity/mental equivalent of one) who doesn’t know shit about life has to say about… pretty much anything.

So in case this was all to difficult for you to understand,

Get fucked.

Ah that was nice. Thanks for giving me an excuse to vent some of my current frustration. 🙃

(Image by @effinbirds )

#poi answers #anon #anon hate #effinbirds #not kuro

[nancylou444]

Oh shit effinbirds might as well be renamed minions/hellers/jared haters to a ‘t’.  

Get ready to be spammed. 

#effinbirds #perfect

[rarediseasedude]

#effinbirds #vulgar #birb #meme

[mafaldaknows]

What happened now? What is everyone reacting to? Would be grateful for some info.

Hello, Anon:

Not sure about anyone else, but it’s honestly too stupid for words so here’s a link to what I’m reacting to, so I don’t have to look at it again. X

Too stupid for words, so here’s some Effin Birds:

Instagram: effinbirds

FWIW, had they just gone about this like normal people, without the fakery and manipulation, they would’ve gotten a much warmer reception than they’re getting of their budding romance, the timeline of which some fans are apparently hoping to accelerate because they’re most likely still children who don’t yet understand the complexities and ramifications of such an event on all the parties involved.

Dishonesty is not a good foundation upon which to build and maintain relationships, but they did it anyway, probably with the notion somehow that it was “cute” and that (her) fans would love it. If they’re miffed about the fact that many people still don’t buy what they’re selling, perhaps a review of the shady PR strategy on the rollout of this romance would be an excellent place to start troubleshooting.

Whoever wrote that article either had middle schoolers in mind or writes at that level. My sincerest apologies for any brain cells you might have lost from reading it, Anon.

Thanks for your questions. 🤡🎪🤡🫣🥴

#hello anon #rumors #timothée chamalet #kylie jenner #it’s business #baby #too stupid for words #thanks effinbirds #effin birds #instagram #this is bullshit #insincere #manipulation #smile for the camera #pr relationships #mafalda needs a disco nap

[thatswhatsushesaid]

something about life giving you lemons and making lemonade something something

not making this rebloggable because all of the actual hard work was originally done by the effinbirds account, I just wanted to apply them to, um, some of the specific stuff I've seen in the character tags. (and, you know, had directed at me.)

anyway, the process of making these was cathartic and makes looking at my saved screenshot files that much more disco, which is important to me.

#fandom salt but make it artistic #and disco #no reblogging and no reposting please #also the images should include links to the original effinbirds posts

[evilwriter37]

Cleaned out my closet, went through my stuffed animals, got out the fall and winter clothes. I am exhausted. Gonna need tomorrow to recuperate.

All this to say your hate mail is not worth my limited energy.

To put it more succinctly:

#art is by effinbirds

[bespectacled-bookwyrm]

I love you but you’re kind of a dumbass.

Colress, after Grimsley somehow blows up the toaster

#falsepretensesshipping #grimsley #colress #incorrect pokemon quotes #Source: effinbirds #Pokemon

[asordidbarwere]

#birds #this is also effinbirds. im not tagging them in everything i steal off insta tho lmao

[effinbirds]

Just in time for Christmas, two brand new Effin' Birds pins. Put 'em in a stocking, give 'em out at work as rewards for your team, keep 'em for yourself, I don't give a fuck, just buy them because I had to make so many and it's stressful to think about the amount of money I have tied up in rude pins. But whatever, they're fucking glorious:

I know that shipping costs a lot (fuck you Jeff Bezos for normalizing the idea that shipping has no value and therefore the people who do it should be paid like shit), so every third pin you put in your order is free. That's right, if you put 57 pins in your cart, 19 of them will be free. (Please feel free to put 57 pins in your cart.)

And yes, I still have a handful of my San Diego Comic Con FUCK NFTs pins, and yes, the deal applies to them, so you can buy the set of all six and pay for only four of them.

#effinbirds #effin birds #birds #bird art #pins #enamel pins #fuck nfts

[quote-tournament]

Do you by any chance have a list of incredible tumblr quotes? I was trying to collect some for a mini art project but I forgot how terrible the search function still is, and I haven't collected and tagged enough of them.

Hello fellow quote lover! I have sadly not been on Tumblr long enough to make a list, but if you're looking for humourous quotes you can look at @theshitpostcalligrapher , if you're looking for aggressive quotes look at @effinbirds , and if you're looking for poetry look at @metamorphesque

Ho and @the-haiku-bot might have interesting stuff

#not a poll #i have barely figured out how tumblr works

[delta-pavonis]

New headcanon: Matthew the Raven actually runs @effinbirds

#dream of the endless #dreamling #hob gadling #the sandman #matthew the raven #poor matthew #matthew is so done with this shit

[bluemoonperegrine]

They've had a day.

You gotta admit that Elsa channels @effinbirds quite readily.

#werewolf by night #werewolf by night memes #werewolf by night text posts #elsa bloodstone #jack russell #they're absolutely done with this funeral #marvel #memes