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Well, I couldn’t sleep, so I was smoking weed. And then it just hurt all at once, and I took all the pills I had on my nightstand, and yeah. Also ow. I obviously didn’t have very many pills, which is probably good, because I probably would have overdosed.

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Uh… Well, Tomura wasn’t there. Which I guess I knew. And I kept asking for painkillers, which I guess is understable. Thank you for not doing that, Shu. And, um, yeah. It hurt. A lot.

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Actually having him? Not much. Uh… Pain. And my old version of crying.

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It has been discovered by satellite

That the moon’s magnetic

Pull

Slows the Earth’s revolution approximately

One second per day

8 million years ago a single day

Was barely eighteen hours long

Deadlines were a bitch.

This means that by the time I die

If fate delivers my trick

A common day will consist of thirty-two hours

Deadlines will be a bitch

But many can go out dancing

Literally 24 hours a day

And still sleep for the 8 hours

Recommended by the surgeon general

Unless you are an insomniac

In which case odds are you will go totally insane

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In the end

The end will stay where it is

And you can go forward or backwards once you reach it

You can play the other characters

In the end.

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Long term memory: We can store unlimited facts indefinitely.

Short term memory: We can recall half a dozen events from the past half a minute.

Long term memory: We remember what it feels like to lie on the ground, we remember the way the earth digs into our spines, we remember what it feels like.

Short term memory: We remember that we woke confused, blinking at the sky.

Long term memory: We remember that the sky is blue, but which shade of blue?

Short term memory: We remember each other’s confused expressions, each other’s dirty faces, each other’s sprawled positions.

Long term memory: We remember that we are visionaries and rebels and heroes.

Short term memory: We remember that we stood up and started walking.

Long term memory: We remember that we tried to change the world.

Short term memory: We remember that the sign was not written in any language we’ve seen.

Long term memory: We remember that, collectively, we speak 34 different languages.

Short term memory: We remember the last step and the one before it.

Long term memory: We remember that the man never specified which world.

Short term memory: We remember the last step and the one before it.

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They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed, The concept of “purple”, Didn’t always exist.,

Some cultures lack, for a color you see, Hence good old Homer, and his “winde-dark sea”.

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance, Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red, Violets once were called blue, I’m hugely pedantic, But what else is new?

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