#egg report

[lazorbeanz]

Happy eater

#give this man his eggs #y’know it’d make sense if Amy was the reporter since i mean she’s a journalist in tmosth but shh shut up- #she takin the day off lol #sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower #sonic #sth #tails the fox #rouge the bat #tmosth #capcut #not my template

[eggroll-sama]

I think the closest thing to sex Kuras had in the past few centuries are the sex scenes in his trashy murder mysteries.

#i wonder what his reaction would be #does he skip over them #or just has a blank expression like this 😐 #like he’s reading a medical report #is he…one of us? #HAH #op posting #touchstarved kuras #kuras #egg rolling

[13eyond13]

doing this amazing new thing called eating well EVERY DAY and drinking enough water EVERY DAY and trying to get a bit of a healthy walk in EVERY DAY and sleeping at least 7 hours EVERY DAY... and then looking at my Fitbit stats like a nerd to see what happens EVERY DAY... will let you know if anything interesting does happen

#because i need to take care of myself as well as my virtual pets and plants AT LEAST #but for some reason thats not nearly as fun #anyways fitbits are almost like gamifying self care to me #and so is reporting on things to my blog like a shitty scientist hahaha #i will say in the first few days of this my resting heart rate / heart rate variability has improved already #and i just feel better like. more steady with my energy/hunger and less thirsty for sure #my current meals are overnight oats + fruit and then like veggies and brown rice and chicken stir fries #just drinkin coffee and water and the occasional fresca #also some avocado eggs n toast if i want #not gonna lie i straight up asked ChatGPT to make me a meal plan that was healthy and not too expensive or hard to make hahaha #also one of my inspirations is watching the youtuber who makes bento boxes for her husband every day #i watch them as comfort asmr and they always make me want to cook something and pack a lunch #'imamu room' on YouTube seriously good stuff #i love the little catchphrase on her channel 'lets survive another week' hahaha #motivates me to want to DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN EVERY WEEK #p

[crtter]

One funny thing about Neopets is that very recently they’ve brought back the ability to make pets look unconverted again (and introduced their first nonbinary character in the process but I digress) but, for some reason, there has been a glitch where pets who were already unconverted and painted colors that change based on whether they’re male or female get their gender transed on the quick reference page:

#He still looks like a boy elsewhere it’s only on the quick reference page for some reason lol #Can’t believe they’ve cracked my ancient virtual squirrel’s egg #Neopets #Reporting live

[eggtrolls]

TUMBLR EMBARGO INTERRUPTED MY ABSTRACT WAS ACCEPTED TO THE AMERICAN SOCIETY OF TROPICAL MEDICINE AND HYGIENE ANNUAL MEETING AHHHHHHHHH

if any mutuals are gonna be in chicago in mid october hmu and/or send restaurant recommendations that aren't iliana regan

#god I needed this so badly I need someone to care about how we don't report soil-transmitted helminths #Egg talks

[akkivee]

between kuukou eating this in one of his arb cards, the hayama-san and takeuchi-san torturing sakakihara-san with it and later deciding it is the nagoya dish to try during the cross talk, and now this

i think it’s safe to say hitsumabushi is like, THEE bat food lmao

#this is vee speaking #the way curry is the yamada food is the way hitsumabushi is bat’s now lmao #btw!!!! the link provided is most of the cross talk lol pls enjoy it in absence of my report ;—; #the ingredients list has me a little shook tho lol like i was following it up until it said cheese and subsequently had my mind blown LOL #like i guess!!!!!! that eel is sitting atop a bed of egg and cheese these suipara guys don’t play!!!!!!!! #anything for bat tho lol even if that entails having cheese swimming in my fish broth rice bowl lol

[factorialsotherfandoms]

[top disclaimer - I saw yesterday's whumptober prompt of worked to exhaustion and remembered a bit of my xcom2 with qsmp characters playthrough I keep meaning to type up at least tidier notes for. I haven't yet, but this is a pair of scenes 47 pages in to my 90 pages of notes. Hopefully enough of this makes sense... TLDR: Mike was kidnapped, there's been 2 awful missions in a row where many people get hurt, etc. Warnings for major character injuries, though there are no graphic descriptions.]

It's been a two days since Bogota. If Philza never sees another sewer again, it will be far too soon. Tiny scabs from where the Spectre sent its bugs all through his body still cover every bit of skin, and the larger lazer burns remain bandaged tightly.

Fit is visiting, looking even more exhausted than Philza feels. He's brought snacks, and gossip, and will not go back to bed no matter how much Philza suggests it. It's not like Philza would be lonely - Missa and Roier's mission had also been a bit of a wreck, the entire team of six also in the medical ward for the immediate future at least. Chayanne, too, is about, the young boy currently curled up and asleep on the foot of Missa's bed.

Must be terrifying for the kid, to be rescued from hell only to see both new parents in the hospital in a few days of each other. For Bobby, too; Jaiden was also on the mission with Missa and Roier.

Still, Fit is here, so they make small talk. There's not a whole lot happening on the ship, but they can pretend.

The curtain lifts up, and Philza expects either Chayanne or the Doctor. Instead he sees Cellbit, looking about as close to passing out as Fit. His uniform is smart but his hair is a mess from running his hands through it too often, his face is near gaunt, and his fingers shake where they cling to his tablet.

"Fit, Philza." Cellbit nods to them both.

Philza's wave comes with a wince, Fit's salute with an "oi there what's up?"

"I'm really sorry to interrupt, but we need you for something. Fit, that is. We need Fit."

"What is it?" Fit groans as he tries to peer at Cellbit's clipboard.

The paperwork is hastily tucked away, "there's an opportunity that's come up. We need you to go undercover and get some research done."

"You're fucking joking," Philza immediately cuts in, one arm protectively covering the largest of his wounds, while the other grabs on to Fit. "Cellbit, we just got back from Bogota. You know how bad Bogota was. There's no way in hell this is safe. And everyone who was in Kaduna? Can't it wait a week"

Cellbit at least has the decency to look genuinely apologetic, "if there was another option…"

"What is it?" Fit removes Philza's arm from his own. "I'm not really in top condition; if you just need shit blowing up, Vegetta's a little better off."

"Can't it wait until tomorrow?" Philza asks. "At least then our armour upgrades will be done."

"Phil," Fit's voice drops a little.

Philza knows what being scolded for being overprotective sounds like, but Fit is his friend. His friend, who he dragged through hell, and has been dragged through hell by, and he trusts with his soul.

"It's Mike," Cellbit says, and that has both of them shut up. "We think we have a lead, but from the glimpses our contacts got during the transfer... It doesn't look good. Here."

Fit is handed a tablet, and shown whatever evidence the resistance has found.

"Fuck," Fit whispers the word, rubbing at his face. "There's nobody else?"

Philza is handed the tablet. It's a very short video clip, slightly corrupted. Still it's very clearly Mike, bloody and disorientated and still fighting as he's dragged from one transport van to another. He manages to bite a guard, and for it gets cracked over the head, goes limp and is tossed into the van.

He hands the tablet back, and tries not to think about the implications, or how they probably don't have as much time as this needs.

Instead he runs through the options: Jaiden and the team she took to Kaduna are back, but every one of them is in hospital with him. Forever, Tubbo, and Aypierre are needed on the ship. Mouse is still exhausted, even more dangerous for psi ops than the rest of them to push it. Cellbit himself still has one arm in a sling, and probably should not have left medical yet. A couple of other people, but most are too inexperienced to be sent out in just a duo for what will likely be a multi-week stealth operation. There's Baghera and Foolish, both experienced, but neither is much good at hacking. Which. Will probably be needed, to confirm which facility has Mike, and for how long.

There's Pac, of course, and Philza would put Pac on being the other half of the planned team. Ever since Mike was captured best part of two months ago, Pac has been on one ground mission - and there have been a lot of ground mission. The problem is, without Mike, Pac can be... Not volatile, volatile is Mike when Pac is critically injured and dying on the floor and Mike is too terrified to let anyone past to stabalise him, but reckless. Only with his own safety, but that's a problem itself.

Add in that Pac was /also/ on the mission in Bogota, still recovering from the sheer exhaustion of the test... Philza really wishes anyone else were available.

"There's Pac," Cellbit offers, also frowning. "He found out and wants in."

"If Pac's going, you need to go." The words taste like ash on Philza's tongue. "If it were not about Mike…"

Cellbit nods in agreement.

They can't keep Pac from going after Mike, and the purpose of a mission is impossible to keep secret for long with thirty-odd people crammed into one airship. Forever wouldn't be willing to, either. And to get Mike back but have lost Pac... They cannot do that either.

And Pac needs a stabalising hand with Mike gone, someone to keep him from shattering completely. There's a reason every mission he's been on since, Fit has been there. There's good reason, and everyone knows it.

Fit misses Mike like a limb, too, Philza knows.

Fit sigh, and stretches, and rubs his face, "I hate when you're right. Do I have time for a nap?"

"You leave in twenty minutes, but it's a long flight," Cellbit does seem apologetic, for all he runs his hands through his whitening hair. "The real problem is it's in Australia."

"Fucking hell," Fit groans. "They really didn't want us finding him, did they?"

"But we did," Cellbit reminds them, with a flash of his slightly too sharp teeth. "And they won't keep him. Once we have the coordinates, Forever'll send someone to help you get in and out."

Philza and Fit share a look. Fit looks like the exhaustion has seeped into his soul. It's a danger, going out in the field so tired. To himself, to others, to everyone.

But sometimes, he supposes, there really is no other choice.

Fit breaks eye contact first, "I'll kit up and be at the hanger in ten. Who's briefing us?"

"Not sure yet. Forever's still working out the details, so probably him?"

"A'ight," Fit turns to Philza. "See you later, big boy."

Philza rolls his eyes to mask his concern. "Just don't fall asleep on the job."

He gets flipped off; Philza laughs, and lets them leave.

Two weeks later, Pac and Fit come back - not someone joins them, they come back. They have Mike's location, and an entry point, and the head cracking didn't kill him, but he's being tortured and there's talk of disposing of him soon. Philza wishes that was the worst of it, though, he really does; most people's injuries have recovered so getting a team together won't take long. It's serious, but they can handle it. Hell, he'll voluenteer.

No, the worst of the report is that Pac gives it alone; Fit was rushed straight to medical as soon as they land. He is alive - conscious even - but the wounds are still severe.

Didn't hear a Viper coming, Pac says, was caught and constricted and had his rib cage crushed. And then used a grenade to force it to let go, dropping it at his own feet to force the alien to let go. Pac had been hacking at the time, getting the info they needed, and didn't notice anything until Fit was snatched from the door.

Fit didn't hear it, or so Pac says, too tired, too caught up in exhaustion to hear the threat until it was too late.

And Philza, Philza wishes he was surprised.

#qsmp fanfic #alternate universe - alien invasion #is this xcom2 crossover fic when I still haven't written the reports up? #yes oops #what immediately follows this is rescuing Mike #and Fit is fine in a bit with near-future medicine plus alien drugs #he's less badly off than phil at the start of the fic #but its a thing #not all of the eggs are actually around yet - ramon is notably missing in this fic but it might actually be just chayanne and bobby atm #I forget the exact order of who was where #qsmp x xcom

[aquaquadrant]

I've played stuff like skyblock and modpacks with weird worldgen that make it hard to get passive mobs before, and seen people play cave-only or tiny-world-border playthroughs! Chicken jockeys are SO USEFUL as a way to get chickens when regular animals aren't spawning for some reason.

:0 i’m learning so much abt chicken jockeys, fucking superb u funky little mobs…

#minecraft #i’m cryin imagining the first time the devs got a bug report about that #and their solution was to just de-egg the chickens hagshdh #it’s the fact that the chickens can’t lay eggs even after the mob dies for me… #forever changed by the experience. forever different from other chickens

[aforgotto]

#THEY'RE BEST FRIENDS I THINK #rhythm heaven fever #rhythm heaven #reporter & wrestler #eggs art

[alternia-confessions]

going quirkless for this but i knew a troll who was culled. it was a public execution right in my hivestem's lobby -- i saw her die painfully. the VERY NEXT NIGHT she was knocking on my hive and trying to make plans with me. i looked through the ganderbulb port -- it was definitely the same troll, and she very clearly wasnt dead. she wasnt even injured.

i freaked the fuck out and stayed quiet until she went away. ive seen her since and shes fine. if my neighbors werent freaked out too id think i was going shithive maggots.

•

#aNON WHaT THE HELL?? #i cAnnot imAgine seein A whole Ass resUrrected troll And not investigAtin fUrther At leAst A little #i think itd drive me insAne #i meAn i hAve heArd of identicAl trolls bein born from the sAme egg?? thoUgh its rAre As fAr As i know #mAybe one of them hAted the other And they reported her for somethin thAtd get her cUlled so they coUld tAke her identity?? #its the only thing i cAn think of to explAin it #sAve for her literAlly bein resUrrected #either wAy i reAlly wAnnA know #unreality #screenreader friendly

[karmaduck1]

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Supongo que esto es un adiós, huevito... Te extrañaré...

#qsmp #chayanne #huevitos #qsmp eggs #hasta aquí mi reporte Joaquín... #me retiro #no puedo con esto...

[septic-selfships]

You are the shower of light I devour...

My name's Jasper, welcome to my selfship sideblog! I'm pan-aro and agender/dollgender. Most of my f/o's are somewhere between platonic and romantic, but all of my JSE f/o's definitely lean romantic. I'm mostly going to be reblogging stuff here, but I may occasionally do ask games too. I'll try not to be too NSFW over here because it's embarrassing lol.

My main f/o's at the moment are M.arvin the Magnificent (JSE Ego Media) and Antisepticeye/ALTR 114209 (JSE Ego Media), and I'm uncomfortable sharing Marvin! The only other f/o I'm uncomfy sharing is Heather D. (Heathers 1988). Otherwise I'm cool sharing, especially if we have f/o's from the same media!

Heart divider from @cafekitsune | profile picture from @florenceisfalling | blinkies from @bondedosegos

More stuff under the cut

My self insert is Valerie Hart, an 18/23 year old (depending on the f/o, 23 for the older ones) who loves writing and anything covered in hearts, bows, and frills. They use they/it/love pronouns.

I try to stay out of discourse, but I'm anti harrassment and will post dark content sometimes. Otherwise, the only other people I don't want interacting are ageless blogs, and minors should tread with caution because of the NSFW stuff (unless I know you from Main).

Most of my ships are perfectly fine, but Anti is... Anti, and that's where a majority of the dark content here will come from.

Text posts will be tagged with [#selfship], art and other visual stuff will be tagged with [#framed photos], stuff that reminds me of them will be tagged with [#aesthetic], gushes/adoration posts will be tagged with [#love letters], and selfship games will be under [#game time]!

My f/o's in alphabetical order:

D.emon Slayer-

Inosuke Hashibira (boar boy)

H.eathers 1988-

Heather Duke (Duke my beloved)

JSE Ego Media-

Antisepticeye (glitch bitch)

Jackieboy Man (hero boy)

(and my versions of both of them as a polyship)

Marvin the Magnificent (magic man)

Stacy Brody (princess in pink)

M.onster High-

CA Cupid (love genius)

Frankie Stein (G3) (sparked to life)

R.ainbow High-

Carmen Major (star shredder) (polyship)

Krystal Bailey (reporter on set)

Lola Wilde (Wilde heart)

Lyric Lucas (golden voice) (polyship)

Vanessa Tempo (rhythm royalty) (polyship)

Veronica Storm (bubblegum vampiress)

R.ide the Cyclone-

Jane Doe (headless doll)

Mischa Bachinski (bad egg) and Talia Bolinska (telephone fiancée) (polyship)

I hope to have some fun over here!

#pinned post #glitch bitch 🖤💚 #hero boy ❤️💙 #magic man 💚🩵 #princess in pink 🩷🩵 #duke my beloved 💚🤍 #boar boy 🖤💙 #sparked to life 🖤💙🤍 #love genius 💘🤍 #headless doll 🖤🤍 #telephone fianceé 🩷🤍 #bad egg ♥️🩵 #reporter on set 💜🖤 #bubblegum vampiress 🖤💙💜 #wilde heart 💘🖤 #star shredder 💖💜 #golden voice 🩶🤍 #rhythm royalty 💙🤍 #valerie hart #jasper screams

[doodlemancy]

do you have a twitter account and a few minutes to help me out?

i am being impersonated by a spam bot and twitter won’t deal with it but i have A Theory as to how to Make Them Pay Attention:

this creepy impersonator using my avatar popped up the same month i started posting links to my gofundme (🥺) on twitter, so it’s probably intended to scam would-be donors, whether via DMs or showing up in my replies to redirect people to donate to the wrong place or something.

support has been (predictably) useless so far-- i think the reports are ending up in the wrong basket and i’m getting automated nonsense as a result. here’s what i want people to do:

1. go to the scammer's profile 2. click the (...) icon 3. click report 4. choose "Everyone On Twitter" 5. “They're being impersonated or shown a deceptive identity” 6. "Pretending to be them" > 7. enter @doodlemancy and select that account from the list (NOT doodlemancyart; they’re impersonating my main account, that’s what we want support to see) 8. choose No (you are not technically a Legal Representative) 9. choose Yes, Continue 10. if you have the time, write a little ditty in the Additional Context about how this popped up the same month as my gofundme and is probably trying to take advantage of people wrt that by impersonating me 11. submit! (THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!)

also lmao @ the nonsense they put in the bio... like i don’t think anyone is actually at the wheel here, but it’s creepy to have this floating around and i want it gone.

#i'd dmca them but like #they'll forward my personal information to the fuckin weirdo scammer #because that's how dmcas work #twitter is not secure enough to trust with that info right now anyway #and also i tried to do it with a fake name and a bunch of admonishments about their bad policies #and the form is too broken to let me report just a profile picture #it says it's not on twitter lmao #this site sucks so much i hate it #i hope someday i don't Need It for art self promotion and stuff #i never wanted my eggs in this basket #this is a very long tag rant sorry

[crtter]

Took my Ritalin for the first time in days (I couldn’t buy it when it ran out because it costs money) and as soon as it kicked in I became overtaken by an extreme need to replay Deltarune all the way from ch. 1

#I’m gonna do it. i DID miss a bunch of Easter eggs the first time around #reporting live

[misslittlemisfit]

Not me just now saying to myself “uhg I’m so excited [to see WF]” as if I haven’t already seen the movie four times.

#like what more can I see? #idk but ima find out when I see it for the fifth time #anyone else catch that Easter egg about ant man’s new book ‘watch out for the little guy?’ #it’s the scrolling text during the first news report #anywho #the obsession has yet to fade #black panther #black panther wakanda forever #wakanda forever #namor #mcu namor #agua papi

[mo-ok]

*looks directly at the camera* i mean come on now

#daimon gets a bf with blue hair and pronouns #oh my god thats why the episode is full of eggs #DAIMON TRANS BOYFRIEND you cant take this from me #live kyuukyuu reporting