Don't talk to me unless you understand FDA egg weight standards
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Tailsblr but in sonic prime
You have my attention.
Ok, so, since Tails runs the bug trio (for the funnies since my chosen name is Miles),, they’d certainly be ran differently in every universe.
Nine wouldn’t be on Eggblr because internet’s prolly regulated in New Yolk
Mangey is feral
Hhhhh boy oh boy do I have a headcanon for the pirate world. Basically,, there was one HUGE flood & that’s why there doesn’t seem to be much land. So there COULD be tech in this universe, but I highly doubt it, since there wouldn’t be internet.
Anyways I am in love with this idea. I started writing this in-between classes & thought of it an embarrassing amount while I was taking a Government test. <3
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btw guys it's called Eggblr now and only Eggman blogs and posts are allowed
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and so, the list of people things trying to kill tommyinnit grows:
-team rocket
-nipple eye blob
-an... an egg
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how do you fry an egg
really, you just gotta crack an egg on your head. you’re so hot you WILL fry that egg
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Who picked this picture for a solar company ad...
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i think that some-times ya gotta accept that things are fleeting. relationships and memes and EGGS, APPARENTLY, who the FUCK ATE ALL OF MY EGGS
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eggblr there is still hope THERE IS STILL HOPE
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a blank blog liked my post an had their follower list public where they followed a bunch of eggpire. eggblr? people an i was like. oh. so im not good enough to be followed….an then i scrolled past my name lol
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