#eggplant anon

[paldean-sandwich-rater]

Okay here's a Hoenn favorite, though other regions say it's an acquired taste. The name doesn't translate well but the closest is probably "Fried Desert".

Ingredients: - Sourdough bread, toasted - Eggant Berry, dried out with salt then battered and fried - Red onion, sliced into rings - Chorizo, sliced lengthwise

Pile up one layer of each. Serve with at least a quart of water because you will need to take gulps between bites.

Ingredients: Eggant berry (battered and fried), red onion (sliced into rings), and chorizo (sliced lengthwise) on toasted sourdough bread.

Smell: A bit meaty from the chorizo but the only other thing I see having much of a smell is the batter from the eggant berry. It’s alright. 3/5

Taste: I had never heard of an eggant berry before, so please do take this with a grain of salt. Apparently it’s got a subtle sweet flavor, but it’s also dry and smooth. I see why you say you’d need water. I’m guessing it would be a good contrast to the chorizo with the onion adding a bit of bite. 5/5

Texture: Dry. Extremely dry. Do not eat without water. You will not have a good time. 3/5

Would Chunk Eat It?: Yes. 5/5

Final Score: 4/5

Critic’s Notes: Maybe I should look for an eggant berry. I’m curious to know what a dry berry is like.

#asks #sandwich rating #anon sandwich sub(mission) #//Based the flavor off an eggplant and the other things off the berry stats in game

[whyoneartheven]

But... can a carrot not celery? And what of the eggplants!? Must a vegetable be confined to it's reaches of humanity? Why would a rabbit eat celery and carrot, but not eggplant?

I’m sure the carrots could celery as well, should they like to! But, you see, carrots are not exactly as… sociable as celery, so the likelihood of them actually celerying is rare!

eggplants don’t celery. They’re kinda lame tbh.

It is partly for this reason that Rabbits do not like eggplant, but the main reason is that eggplant is not part of a rabbit’s diet :)

No vegetable is confined to the reaches of its humanity, for vegetables are not human.

#(Don’t come at me eggplant fans) #Yes I am aware that my reasoning for the eggplant rabbit thing is flawed XD #*laughs maniacally* #lovely anon #evie rambles #Evie tries to understand how to celery

[transboykirito]

i have everyone in my phone as their full names, including my parents and partners, idk about you lol

apparently this is a me problem

#anon #asks #the emojis are all related to whoever #my dad is an otter because he looks like the otter emoji #california eyes (my friend hayley lmao) is a seashell because she loves surfing and the beach #caelynn is a skeleton and an eggplant because she made the horrific choice to tell me she wants to fuck sans undertale

[faggotician]

Mom . that thang is on the roof again

#999 #Just finished a benefit 4 one of our old mngrs at work n then gave our current mngr a bj . There was delicious hot brown casserole #eggplant pasta #and homemade mac . A wonderful night all in all #Someone jus started weedwacking At 9Pm #also i kep lookin at him n stopping while i sucked it n he knew Immediately 2 call me a good boy >:o3 #N i asked if he rly thot i wz sexy or if it was jus like a convenience thing n he said i wz attractive #Gna trip shroomz 2night get fucked uwp im off tmrw #If yr reading thru all these btw ..... send me a anon or unanon ask ill feel like talkin i love u all very much.... #Th ppl i follow n the mutuals i have r the only online community i got . Discord is fuckin stupid im a blogger 4 lyfe

[chilewithcarnage]

19

19) least liked veggie

I know I'm gonna get my black card revoked but I gotta speak the truth: collard greens

#2nd place goes to eggplant/zucchini #they dont taste like anything to me #anon

[coffee-in-that-nebula]

I think I love you but AOS Spock is better than TOS Spock

HOW.DARE.YOU.SAY.THAT.TO.MY.FACE

#spock #anon #your fake love is not enough to not make me furious #btw zachary quinto is an angel and i love him #but tos spock is my comfort food aka noodles #aos spock is a food i had once and I never want to have again such as fried eggplant #tos spock is me after an anxiety attack aos spock is me before an anxiety attack #DO YOU GET ME ANON

[noctualagenaria]

R u a sanders sides fan cus um 😏 Virgil. Purple. 🍆 Heh

virgil has eggplants?????

#usually eggplant emoji is another dick joke but if it is #why the fuck is ur dick ourple #that seems like a medical condition #anon #emoji anon #who is still oh so sillys

[asktellius]

Do not ask me about the inside joke. I don't actually have a backstory for that.

#no seriously guys #tellius #ask!tellius #fe9 #fe10 #fire emblem #path of radiance #radiant dawn #laguz #anon #tibarn #reyson #hawk #eggplant #mt fuji #now awaken! #heron #feathers #lucky reyson feathers of the chosen one

[lunariarts]

Do you think you could bite into any produce? Vegetables meant to be boiled, fruit intended to be sliced and peeled? Can you bring yourself to see your reflection in and eggplant and bite into it raw? Would you expend the force necessary to tear into a watermelon rind first?

Abandon all shackles of humanity. Take my hand and we shall feast, we will taste of what only the beasts we have abandoned can remember.

Heaven or Hell, Zoey? Let's rock.

I can and will bite into any and all produce. You are foolish to assume otherwise. I have already eaten an entire lemon and onion. I have popped raw garlic for the thrill of it. Mark my words anon I will hunt down an eggplant. I will track down a watermelon. Just you wait. Let's fucking rock.

#i maintain a list of bad/unpleasant/strange food and/or ways of eating food i must do #i was a very picky eater for a long time and my solution was to force myself to eat fucking garbage #until the stuff i was scared of didnt seem so bad #i have lost the list due to my previous phone breaking #but mark my worms anon i am starting another and raw eggplant and watermelon rind first #top of my list #asks #anon

[dristcwn]

"i have escaped containment and am going to GET you lol ^_^"

Ohh sweetheart I am in my office, come whenever you want. I hope you're wearing that lacy underwear. - 🔥🍆

#anon💕 #🔥saga #not the fire eggplant #🤢🤢🤢

[kimetsu-no-yaiba-writings]

Maybe making a bento for the kamaboko squad?

Anon (´∀｀•) This was such a nice request to receive! It just instantly sent my head into fluffy territory and it was just a pleasure to write.

It also made me want to make a bento?

if you have any other requests like this one - or literally any other type of request - then please send it in because your more than welcome too <3

Making a Bento for the Kamaboko Squad!:

Tanjirou Kamado:

Ok, first off! Tanjirou would literally eat anything and everything you made him - seriously, head AND stomach of steel

Obviously if you took the time to make it all pretty and presentable he would look it in awe and eat it slowly to properly savoir the presentation and flavoring

Loves it when you pack him all the home cooked meals

He's happy with food that were left over from breakfast or dinner from yesterday - so long as its something you've made

Enjoys your Miso Yaki Onigiri with Honey Soy Chicken with a side of cherry tomatoes + sauteed cabbage

Anything yummy makes him happy - well... anything that you've put time and effort in is always gonna make him happy

Wouldn't say he has a big sweet tooth but he really can't turn down your desserts - especially if freshly made!

Particularly loves your Matcha Marble Pound Cake

If you ask him, Tanjirou will help you make your's and his bento's

Nezuko Kamado:

Nezuko loves your bento's

She loves the bright colours of the food that you use - it always makes her happy to see that you've added something into the rice to make it slightly pink

Nezuko also has a soft spot for sweet things so when you add extra Tamagoyaki (sweetened omelette) from breakfast to her bento it adds a little pep in her step

She really loves forward to the bento's you make during cherry blossom season cause everything is cherry blossomed themed - lots of cherry blossom themed desserts too! e.g. Cherry Blossom milk pudding

Oh! Enjoys abit of Sweet and Sour in her bento - specifically when you use the lefter overs from your sweet and sour chicken + vegetables with steamed rice

Sweet and Sour Chicken with Japanese Potato Salad and steamed rice with sesame seeds and umeboshi (pickled plum) + cherry tomatoes

Will absolutely help you make the bento's

Inosuke Hashibira:

He's still getting used to receiving a packed bento - Inosuke was really confused when you first gave him one

Doesn't see the point of all the pretty food shapes and colours to begin with but he does secretly enjoy it when you shape and do all that stuff with his food - it just helps prove that you love him cause your making him food and making it into things he likes

Cackles when he opens his bento up and there's onigiri shaped like boars + pigs

Will eat anything that's smothered in teriyaki sauce or tempure-d

Absolutely adores sweet potato pie and will eat an entire one to himself.... - its safe to say that you put at least a couple of slices in his bento when you make a pie to hold him off

To give him his vitamins in the form of fruits, other than berries, you usually pack him a Fruit Sandwich/Fruit Sando - a taste sweet dessert in sandwich form that consists of sweet milk bread, fresh whipped cream with strawberries, kiwi and orange - which you usually have to give him extra as he scoffs down the first one

don't ask him to help make the bento's.....he'll eat everything as your preparing them...

Zenitsu Agatsuma:

Absolutely sobs when you give him a bento.... actually that happens every single time you make him a bento

Enjoys literally all of your food

Will absolutely sob while eating it...

Really enjoy when you use ginger and honey in the foods

Has a softspot for your Ginger Pork Onigirazu

Although he really loves when you pack Nikujaga (Meat and Potato Stew) with Shirataki Noodles with a side of Miso eggplant in his bento

Loves all the desserts/sweet things that you pack him

Doesn't matter what type of dessert - cake,mochi, crepe, etc. - its going into his stomach

although if he had to pick a favourite, it would have to be your Warabi Mochi

You can ask him to help prepare the bento's but he will add more stuff than needed or add the wrong decorations and/or seasonings

#kny #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #kny x reader #kimetsu no yaiba x reader #demon slayer x reader #tanjirou kamado x reader #tanjiro kamado x reader #nezuko kamado x reader #inosuke hashibira x reader #zenitsu agatsuma x reader #kny tanjiro kamado #kny tanjiro kamado x reader #anime x reader #x reader #nezuko x reader #zenitsu x reader #inosuke x reader #kny nezuko x reader #kny inosuke x reader #kny zenitsu x reader #demon slayer tanjirou x reader #demon slayer tanjiro x reader #demon slayer nezuko x reader #demon slayer zenitsu x reader #demon slayer inosuke x reader #kimetsu no yaiba nezuko x reader #kimetsu no yaiba zenitsu x reader #kimetsu no yaiba inosuke x reader #kimetsu no yaiba tanjiro x reader

[sm-baby]

💖omg🌸 queen 😊 but 🥶 its 😻 so 😭 hard 🍆 thinking 🧠 please 🙏 tell 🗣 us💞💞

(OOC: THE EGGPLANT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD ANON I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY FUCKING FOOD)

[katnissdoesnotfollowback]

Have any of the AU Peeta’s you wrote about in your fics ever was the first one to ask for nudes and/or the first one to send it?

(I kind of can see Peeta asking, Katniss thinking it's a joke, but going with it anyway, and then boom, dick pic)

A continuation of this ask, I presume.

I can think of a couple of my au Everlarks this might fit, but here you go, Anon. Katniss texts in bold italics, Peeta’s in plain italics.

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Missed you last night

Didn’t sleep too well without you here

You missed me? That’s so cute.

Rude. I tell you I didn’t sleep well and you call me cute?

Can’t help it. You’re cute when you scowl at me.

Am not. I’m ferocious.

Bet you’re scowling right now.

AM NOT!!!

Prove it. Send a pic of you wearing a smile. A real one.

And nothing else.

Did you just ask me to send you a nude selfie?!

Well I can’t ask you to wear nothing but me right now, so I figure a smile is second best.

You are unbelievable

Unbelievably in love with you 😘

You don’t think I’ll do it.

I mean… I know how you are in bed. 🥵 😜 😏 But sending a picture of yourself? 🫣

*Image Attached*

Katniss… fuck.

Where’s mine?

*Image Attached*

All. Yours. 🍆

Unfair, Peeta. You know how I feel about plump eggplants.

I’ll make sure it’s ready and waiting for you when you get home, my love.

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A/N: Peeta did not send a picture of an actual eggplant.

#whispers: it was his dick #words are peetas thing not mine #well aren’t you a spicy anon #anonymous #look at that ask

[sabo-has-my-heart]

Hi Astra! How are you doing today? I'm mostly fine except for being sick since Tuesday.

I have this headcanon that Sanji still sleeps with a plushie that Zeff gave him when he was little. Can I please requests reader finding out about it and Sanji maybe getting embarrassed thinking they're gonna laugh at him because he's a grown ass adult still sleeping with a plushie but no, they think it's cute and why would they laugh when they, also a grown ass adult, have a whole hoard of plushies?

-🦇

Hi 🦇 anon! Sorry this took so long! I was interrupted when I first started writing it and lost my entire train of thought and had a dickens of a time coming up with something new. Plus it's been so hard finding the right parameters for me to write. I never thought I had a writing process or requirements, apparently I do.

Warnings: none, fluff, GN!Reader

Word Count: 1010

      It was something he’d received from Zeff years ago. The man had become like a father to him and while they often had their spats and disagreements, the two still cared about each other. In one of the man’s softer moments, he’d bought something for Sanji. As a child, it brought him comfort, something to hold close when he was feeling particularly vulnerable or needed something to hold after a nightmare. Even as he grew into adulthood, he kept the little purple plush toy. An eggplant stuffie, about the same size as an actual eggplant, that stayed either in his bed or in his locker at all times. It was something that few people knew of, all of whom were part of the Baratie, the blond unwilling to tell anyone that he still slept with such a thing. After all, he was a grown adult sleeping with a stuffed toy!

     The few times he didn’t end up sleeping with it were when he fell asleep in the kitchen or lounge or on the rare occasion he fell asleep somewhere with you. You were the only thing that brought him as much comfort as his plushie, the only other thing that could truly comfort him after a nightmare and to be fair, you were the love of his life, so it was understandable. That being said, despite how much he loved you, even you didn’t know about the toy. How could he tell you? Tell you that he, the love of your life, a full grown adult, your fierce protector, slept with a stuffed toy!

     Maybe if he’d thought about it more, he’d have told you. An entire ‘army’ of plushies cluttering your own area. The likelihood of you saying anything about a comfort item was next to nothing. It was about as likely as Luffy turning down an all meat buffet! But he hadn’t thought of it, too concerned with the possibility of being mocked and laughed at for it. Just one of many things that he should have thought through. Like how he should have thought through things when he asked you to retrieve something from his locker. Ever the chaotic mess, Luffy had spilled the broth Sanji had been working on, the liquid dying patches of his shirt brown. He’d been more concerned with getting a new shirt and jacket, taking the garments off, asking you to get him new ones while he put his current ones in the laundry. 

     Standing in front of his locker, you couldn’t help the smile as you looked at the toy in your hands. You knew of Zeff’s nickname for the boy, knew that this was likely a gift from the man who’d raised Sanji. What you didn’t know was why he hadn’t told you about the thing. The two of you had been dating for some time, had told each other multiple secrets and insecurities. Neither of you had a problem with telling each other things, yet this was one that hadn’t come up yet.

     Hearing the door open, you quickly stuffed the toy under the shirt you’d grabbed, sighing in relief when you spotted Sanji, looking at you in confusion.

     “Is everything okay, my darling?” the blond asked as he walked over to you, taking the shirt from you. His eyes widened, dropping the shirt when his eyes landed on the stuffie hidden beneath the shirt, horror and shock running through every fiber of his being. You’d found his deepest secret, the one thing he didn’t want anyone finding out about, the thing he swore to protect at all costs. 

     Y-Y/n, it’s not what you think! I-it’s just a memento! It uh, it’s just um, it’s… a gift! It’s a gift for someone special! I got it recently to give to… Zeff! I’ve been meaning to send it to Zeff!” Sanji sputtered out, making you chuckle.

     “Then why does it look so worn and well loved, Sanji? It’s okay, I promise.” you said with a fond look, running your thumb sweetly over the plush. Despite its age and wear, it was surprisingly soft still. Looking back down you pulled it close, hugging it slightly. You could immediately tell why he kept it. It was soft, comforting, and smelled like him. Sanji looked at you in a mix of bewilderment and relief. You weren’t laughing at him? Teasing him? You were… snuggling it? Holding it close as if it was one of your own precious toys.

     “You… don’t mind?” he asked, needing to know why you seemed so unphased by this. You smiled and shook your head at his ridiculousness. 

     “Sanji, have you even noticed my mountain of plushies?” you asked with a small laugh, holding it close to your heart. Sanji paused, he had noticed it before, so why had he been so worried about you finding it? Why had he hidden it from you of all people? Breathing a sigh of relief, he smiled and kissed your forehead, “You know I’ll never make fun of you for something like this, for anything. I promise.” you said, caressing his cheek. The boy nodded, relaxing as he smiled at you.

     “Can you do me a favor then?” he asked, smiling when you nodded, “I need a better place to hide it so nobody else notices it. Can you hide it with yours?” he asked, making you grin and nod. To be honest, you loved the idea, it meant that when he woke up early and placed it with your own, you had the chance to ‘steal’ it and snuggle it yourself. Maybe, on the nights where you both fell asleep together, you could sneak it in between the two of you. Nobody would think twice about you bringing a plushie to sleep with and it meant that Sanji would have the two things that comforted him most with him. Glancing down at the plushie, a mischievous grin crossed your face. Maybe you should get him another one, a shrimp or something. He did really like seafood.

#one piece #one piece sanji #black leg sanji #op sanji #sanji #black leg sanji x reader #sanji vinsmoke x reader #sanji vinsmoke #vinsmoke sanji x reader #vinsmoke sanji

[blacklegsanjiii]

We've seen the Straw Hats react to Warlord!Sanji, but now that you've brought up the Shichibukai declaring war against the government for their son--how does the world react to this reveal? You said in the notes that his new bounty name would be "Child of the Warlords," but I was thinking about it, and what if it's something like "Warprince"? Sounds cliche, but technically his parents aren't warlords anymore, and I doubt the government considers him their child due to the weird obsession they have with bloodlines :/ anyway prince would also refer to the Vinsmokes so they probably thought two birds one stone. Sanji's bounty is now higher than Zoro's. Zoro is perpetually enraged by this.

Also, imagine the reactions of people like Vivi and Law who literally witnessed Sanji helping take down his own parent. Or even Judge who's sweating over the realization that his failure son holds the devotion of some of the most powerful pirates alive. Zeff sees the updated poster and has PTSD flashbacks of Sanji's birthday party when all five parents visited the Baratie. He and the other chefs spend the night drinking.

I love this au you've made <3 I adore all of your aus really <3 <3 gorgeous breathtaking lovely lovely lovely

You make a good point, anon. They probably wouldn't give him the name 'Child of the Warlords' it probably would be 'Warprince' or 'Prince of War' or something similar. As for the world reacting? The shock that reverberates around probably leads to all their denden mushis and the Sunny's ringing all the fucking time.

Sanji's bounty has to be almost as high as Luffy's, given he escaped his execution and continued being a pirate after he was given the all clear to resume his normal activities. Zoro is pissed about the bounty and Sanji is like 'I don't know what to do about this' as he stress cooks in the kitchen. Luffy is probably happy about that but he knows Sanji is worried and it's worse than when he got back from Whole Cake. Chopper said what Sanji went through was extreme and it would take time but Luffy just wants him back to his happier self.

Ace probably shows up to the Sunny and talks to Sanji about it. Like his parents helped Ace and the White Beard fleet and he can relate about his parentage being open knowledge. How scary it is but Sanji has a lot of people to support him. Perona probably comes by and is just floating and holding onto Sanji while he cooks and is just pulled along while she talks his ear off about zombies and cute things. She also tells him all about Zoro getting his ass handed to him by Mihawk.

Vivi and Law call to ask why Sanji would help over them overthrow his parents. The answer is so dumb and simple because the answer is it made his parents proud. They knew when he inevitably would set off he would become a powerful pirate but that would always be second to him being a cook. Zeff calls and demands the numbers for his fucking parents and is screaming at Jinbei over the mushi because what fuck is he letting them do? The Baratie is closed for a week because everyone is too drunk and also too hungover to function because of the news about the eggplant. Zeff, Patty, and Carne have flashbacks to Sanji's seventeenth birthday party at the Baratie and also yell at Jinbei for that even though he only brought himself and booze.

Like and the other four, who already had high bounties and now they just keep climbing because of the destruction they're raining on the government? When Mihawk's passes Shanks' bounty Redhair calls him up and is like "is this worth it?" And Mihawk is like "If rouge and Roger we're here and that happened to Ace they would do the same thing" and like yeah. Mihawk has a point.

Judge stares at the paper and wonders how the fucking failure managed to A. Escape his execution, which he eyes Reiju for and B. Became the child of not one or two warlords but five warlords, four of which are currently waging a war on the government for trying to kill Sanji. Judge debates for a while whether he should try to get Sanji back again. Then he sees Mihawk and Boa's bounties are both fast approaching six billion beri and decides against it.

For now at least.

#black leg sanji #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #hawkeye mihawk #dracule mihawk #boa hancock #sir crocodile #donquixote doflamingo #trafalgar law #portgas d ace #jinbei #jimbei #fire fist ace #nefertari vivi #warlord!sanji #shichibukai #one piece au #answers

[bluepeachstudios]

Umm Ame I tried to hold Bardi but the angry eggplant is hissing at me

Anon!!!! You made him angry!!!! You fucked up anon!!!!

#asks #ask doodle #skittles ask #ame art