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callsign-bunnie · 11 months

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Same anon that asked for part three of Grape Crush!

The quiet "please" at the end was me worrying about it actually sounding demanding instead of asking for it

Glad it amused you, though, lol

Part four, please?

Eh, you can demand it, Idc, I'm just glad someone wants it! I know it's not the day on my posting schedule meant for Grape Crush, but here it is, anyway! PT5 will be the last part and it'll be coming next week

Gaz blinked as a bag was removed from his head and light flooded his vision. Fuck. He groaned and looked around, not recognizing where he was.

“Well, well, look who’s awake.” Graves was suddenly in his face, grinning.

Gaz rolled his eyes. “I knew when you escaped, again, you’d be a fucking problem.” He muttered. Great.

Graves just laughed and sat across from him, in another chair. Gaz realized he was tied to his own, with rope around his wrists and when he kicked his legs, it felt like his ankles, too. Great. “You were pretty easy to grab, I’m disappointed.”

“You grabbed me at the wrong time, Alex is between missions. So he and Price are going to be looking for your ass.” Gaz glared at Graves, who didn’t look bothered.

“Oh, I know. However, the trail I left means I have five hours until they find you, which will be well spent.” Graves shrugged.

Gaz tensed, not liking the sound of that. “Shouldn’t you be with your fiance? He disappeared shortly after you did…”

“He is somewhere safe.” Graves winced. “We’re not here to talk about that.” He folded his hands across his stomach and leaned back in the chair. Gaz tensed, bracing himself to find out exactly what Graves had in mind for him. He… could only imagine. He knew that the Mercenary was known for having some… effective torture methods and while Gaz was well trained to withstand most torture… he certainly didn’t want to have to.

Graves looked at him for a moment before sighing. “So, what happened next? I have to know.”

“What??” Gaz’s tension immediately drained. “What the fuck are you talking about?”

“I’ve been listening in on your coms. I know about the story. What happened after the party?”

Gaz just stared at him. “You’re fucking joking.”

“Nope. Dead serious.” Graves shrugged. “I don’t need to interrogate you, I’m using you as a bargaining chip so I can transport some shit. So… I want to know what happened next.”

Gaz continued to stare at him. “No.”

“No??” Graves looked at him.

“No! I’m not continuing this story for you of all people!” Gaz shook his head, almost offended.

“Oh, come on!” Graves groaned. “Don’t leave me hanging. Look, I’ll even untie you, just tell me the rest!”

This was absurd. However, Gaz wasn’t sure he wanted to spend five hours untied to a chair. “Fine.” He growled and rolled his eyes, looking away as Graves grinned and came over, untying him. Gaz did note the two Shadows in the corners that shifted to make their presence known.

This was fucking ridiculous. “Well, I went to go by the beach the next day, but… Alex wasn’t there. Apparently his mom had gotten sick, so he’d had to go home. However, the next Friday, David decided to go to yet another party-”

Kyle watched David get ready for the party, but didn’t say anything, just sitting on his bed. As David had promised he would, he’d just left Kyle alone, and found their sister to go with, instead. Kyle didn’t regret telling him he didn’t want to keep being dragged to these stupid things but…

It kind of sucked that David seemed so sad the entire time. He kept glancing at Kyle, looking forlorn and depressed, but… Kyle was standing strong, just crossing his arms and looking away. “Are you sure you don’t want to come?” David asked, after a moment.

Kyle shook his head. “I’m sure. I’m tired of it.”

“I… Alright.” David nodded. “What are you going to do tonight?”

Kyle hesitated. “I don’t know.” He admitted. “I was thinking of going to the beach so I can finally watch a sunset. But… I don’t know.”

“Ah.” David nodded and looked away. “Well… Have fun with that.” He waved before turning and leaving. Kyle winced when the door shut, looking down at his hands. For a moment, he considered changing his mind and just going with David but… no. David just kept embarrassing him and he was sick of it!

So, he waited a little bit so he knew David would be gone, and then he pulled his shoes on and headed down the stairs. He paused near a couple of his brothers’ room, listening as he heard talking. “Yeah, David is pretty upset because Kyle stopped wanting to hang out with him.”

“I mean, David was constantly dragging him around. We all saw that.”

“It’s just because David likes hanging out with him, though.”

Kyle winced, now feeling pretty awful. They were right, David did like hanging out with him… He doubted David meant to embarrass him. He continued on his way and resolved to try to make up with David that night. David was his brother, he shouldn’t forget that because of his own embarrassment.

However, in the meantime, Kyle still planned to go out to the beach. Just for now. He didn’t want to go track David down at that party and… he really wanted to see the sunset. So, he just took a deep breath and continued on his way, leaving the hotel and walking to the beach.

Once there, he found one of the rocks that people would sit on and climbed up onto it, pulling his knees up and putting his chin on them, watching the water wash up onto the beach. It was pretty warm, but it wasn’t unpleasantly hot, which was surprising.

He loved the smell of salt in the air, relaxing as it surrounded him. “I’m starting to think you might be stalking me.”

Kyle looked up, startled, and then found himself relaxing as he looked at Alex, blushing involuntarily. God, it was a trigger at this point. “I was here first.”

“Maybe.” Alex sat on the rock beside him. “You look down.”

Kyle sighed. “I feel down… I’m…” He hesitated. “David and I had a fight after last Friday and we’ve barely been talking… I feel bad because I told him I was sick of him dragging me around but I know it’s just because he likes hanging out with me…”

Alex winced. “Yeah, fights are no fun. But… you’re allowed to be upset he keeps dragging you around. Especially if you’ve made it clear you don’t want to go.”

“I have,” Kyle agreed and then shook his head. “Still… None of our foster siblings really hang out with either of us. He managed to get our sister to go, but… he probably had to bribe her. She’s got asthma or whatever, so she’s… the golden child.”

Alex chuckled. “Yeah, I get it.”

Kyle sighed and looked down, fidgeting. “I feel bad… I hope we can make up after this.”

“I’m sure you will.” Alex nudged him. “You two seem close.”

“We are.” Kyle nodded. “Closer than the rest of our foster siblings… He’s my brother, you know?”

“Yeah…” Alex nodded and then looked away for a moment. “Do you like milkshakes? I just finished up my shift for the afternoon, so I was planning to go and get one. I know they always make me feel better and you look pretty sad.”

Kyle blinked and looked up at Alex, before blushing. Okay, reasonably? He knew it wasn’t a date but… He decided to let himself dream for just a few seconds. They didn’t have much longer on their vacation, anyway, and then he would never see Alex again so…

“Okay.” He nodded and slid off the rock, brushing himself off and then following Alex off the beach. As they walked, he shoved his hands in the pockets of his swim shorts, awkwardly.

Alex spoke, after a bit, and sighed. “I don’t have any siblings. I was an only child. But… I fought with my mom a lot. I’m… still fighting with her. I’m not really the best to give advice on forgiving since… Well, I just decided I’m never going to speak to her again, but… I know how bad arguing with someone you love is.”

Kyle frowned and looked at him. “Why aren’t you going to talk to your mom, anymore?” He asked, furrowing his brows. He couldn’t imagine no longer talking to his foster mom, even if she didn’t really seem to care about him. Let alone making the active choice.

Alex seemed to hesitate before shrugging. “She… wasn’t great. Did things to me that moms aren’t supposed to do. That’s all I’ll say. She even lied and said she was sick so I would come home and take care of her.”

“That’s… shitty.” Gaz mumbled and looked down. “My mum just ignores me.”

“That sucks, too.” Alex nudged him. Kyle looked up at him and he smiled. “I promise, it really sucks. You’re allowed to think it does.”

Kyle hesitated before nodding and smiling. “Yeah, I guess you’re right… Still. I still feel bad for saying that. She’s pretty cool, otherwise. I was… abandoned as a baby. They had to beg her to take me in, because there was nowhere else I could go. After David, they meant to take no more kids but… Well, here I am.”

“Ah.” Alex frowned. They finally made it to wherever they’d been going and Gaz looked up, seeing that it was an ice cream shop, though it had a milkshake on the sign. Alex opened the door for him and Gaz went in, going up to the counter with Alex.

Alex ordered a chocolate milkshake and Kyle just got vanilla, not feeling very adventurous. “What’s your favorite flavor of regular ice cream?” Alex asked as they waited for them to be made. He’d paid and Kyle was pretty grateful for that, going and sitting with him at a bar.

“Oh, uhhhh, mint chocolate chip.” Kyle smiled. “I really like mint chocolate chip.”

Alex made a face. “Frozen toothpaste?” He shook his head. “No thank you.”

Kyle laughed, having honestly expected that reaction. “Thanks. I don’t consider it frozen toothpaste. Have you ever brushed your teeth??”

“Yes, every day.” Alex grinned, flashing perfectly white teeth. “My point stands.”

Kyle rolled his eyes and smiled when his milkshake was sat in front of him, starting to sip it while Alex got his and paid. He didn’t mind letting Alex pay for it. Alex had invited him after all. “What’s yours?”

“Rocky road.” Alex answered, putting his arm on the bar.

“My dad likes rocky road.” Kyle made a face. “So does everyone’s dad I know.”

Alex made an offended expression, putting a hand over his chest. “I am deeply hurt by the implication, Kyle. I am.”

“Good. Be hurt. You said my favorite flavor was frozen toothpaste.” Kyle stuck his tongue out for a moment before grabbing a napkin and throwing it at Alex, blushing when Alex smoothly caught it.

Alex laughed and laid the napkin on the table. “I’m not going to throw a napkin at a 15 year old. A child.”

“And a half-” “And a half.” Kyle blushed when Alex said exactly what he was saying, huffing. “I’m not a child! You’re only two and a half years older than me!”

“One of us is legally an adult. In the US, that is. Wait, what’s an adult in England?” Alex made a face, frowning.

“18.” Kyle confessed, knowing full well he could have lied. “Same as here.”

“Yeah, see??” Alex laughed, again. “One of us is a child.”

“You act like a child.” Kyle mumbled, blushing dark red, again. That was… a shit come back, honestly, but he had nothing else.

“You threw a napkin at me!” Alex finally threw the napkin at Kyle and Kyle huffed, grabbing it and shoving it in his pocket. “I’m not the one being childish!”

Kyle just stuck his tongue out and then huffed, sipping his milkshake. “Do you take every child you meet out for milkshakes?” He teased.

“Only the cool ones.” Alex nudged him. “And, it was because you’re sad. I can take it back.” He started to reach for the glass and Kyle immediately pulled it away, shaking his head. “Alright, alright,” Alex laughed and pulled his hand back.

Kyle was starting to catch on that Alex was only calling him cool to make him flattered, but he didn’t mind. Alex was trying to keep this platonic, he understood. It really sucked how his brain could completely rationalize everything, because one would think it was helping his crush. It was not. In fact, it was only making it harder to deal with because;

A) He knew Alex was just being nice, so it kind of sucked that he had such a big crush on him.

B) Alex was putting in so much effort to be kind to Kyle and be polite, even knowing he could take advantage of Kyle being into him and be a total creep and… Ugh, it just made Kyle like him more! Why was Alex being respectful so… so… attractive??

And, David was right. Kyle knew it wouldn’t be the worst thing for Alex to like him back, but Kyle also knew that it wasn’t okay. Maybe he didn’t know why, but he knew it wasn’t. God, this was irritating.

“Hey,” Alex nudged him, again. “What are you thinking about?”

Kyle blushed, knowing he couldn’t tell Alex. “Home,” he lied. “When we get back, I only have a week before I have to go back to school and I’m… not looking forward to it.”

Alex smiled. “I know that feeling. I’m already signed up for college and I’m like ‘man, couldn’t I just take a year’s break?’” He continued to drink his milkshake for a moment and then sighed. “School is never fun.”

“No, it is not.” Kyle agreed. “I.. I don’t have any friends, either. I’m not really good at making them.”

Alex winced. “I… Well, I don’t know how that feels. I’m pretty good at making them, actually. Everyone says I have charisma.”

“You do.” Kyle confirmed, definitely too quickly. He winced, hard, noticing the way Alex glanced at him. “I- I just mean because you… Well, you seem to be friends with everyone. It’s easy to be around you.” Even with his massive and inappropriate crush, he still found it incredibly easy.

Alex smiled. “Thank you. I like to be friendly, so I’m glad it’s working. I don’t know. I don’t know if I’d agree that I have charisma but… I do find it easy to make friends. I’m an extrovert. I’m guessing you would be an introvert?”

“That’s what David calls me.” Kyle nodded a bit. “He’s an extrovert, too.” He leaned into the bar. “I don’t know. I don’t… need to make friends. I’m just fine alone.”

Alex didn’t look like he believed that. Kyle winced, “I don’t.”

Alex sighed. “Everyone needs friends. I know… it’s hard and you’ve convinced yourself you don’t need them but… it does suck to be alone.”

“How would you know? You just said you had no problem making friends.” Kyle mumbled, getting defensive. “You wouldn’t know that.” He knew Alex was right. It did suck to be alone and he had only convinced himself that he didn’t need friends so he would be fine being alone.

Alex sighed. “You’re right. But… I’ve hung out with a lot of people like you. I promise, it passes. You’ll find it easier to make friends or you’ll find somewhere where you’re forced to make friends and it’ll be okay. I promise.”

Kyle hesitated before nodding, deciding to believe him. “I want to make friends… I do, but I don’t relate to anyone else. A lot of the kids are… homophobic and if not, they don’t… like the same things I do.”

“What do you like?” Alex frowned. “What sort of things do you like?”

Kyle winced. “Uh…” Well, that was the problem. He didn’t really like anything. When he was home, he read, but they were the books for schooling. He didn’t really do anything. “I… read?”

“You don’t sound sure.”

“I don’t know, mate, I don’t do anything!” Kyle huffed, groaning. “I don’t have any hobbies.”

“Well, that’s why you can’t relate to anyone!” Alex shook his head. “You don’t have anything to relate to anyone with!”

Kyle winced, supposing Alex had a point. He guessed he really couldn’t relate to anyone, if he didn’t have anything to start with. “I don’t know… I… I try but… I don’t know.”

Alex frowned and went quiet for a bit. “That sounds tough. I’m sorry. I wish… I had better advice. I don’t…”

Kyle shrugged. “I wasn’t asking you for any…” He mumbled. “But I appreciate it, nonetheless.”

Alex went quiet, again, and looked down at his milkshake. Kyle took the opportunity to finish his and then Alex asked if he wanted to go home. Kyle shrugged and Alex nodded, “let’s get you back.”

Kyle flushed and nodded. Alex left a tip and then he was leading Kyle outside, walking with him. “When do you guys go back to England?”

“A couple weeks.” Kyle shrugged. “I was thinking of coming for another surfing lesson this week. But.. I dunno. I just didn’t. Maybe this next week?”

“I hope you will.” Alex nodded. “I’ve had no lessons, so… Pretty bored.”

Kyle flushed and softened. “I’ll try.” He promised, meaning it. “Maybe I can try to get David to come with me… Though, I know he and Jess hang out a lot. I think they’re starting some kind of romance.”

Alex nodded. “Jess seems to really like him. They seem to relate to each other. She’s not as cool as she tries to show herself as, I promise. But… I really hope you’ll come by. Maybe you can try to stand up on the board.”

Kyle winced, “on second thought…”

“Nevermind, nevermind,” Alex laughed and shook his head. “You can just wade out to the water and practice that.”

“Maybe.” Kyle nodded and relaxed. “I think I’d like that…”

Alex smiled at him and then they were in front of the hotel Kyle was staying in and Kyle was kind of disappointed about that. “It’s late, you should probably go to sleep.”

Kyle blushed, having half a mind to shove him. “I’m not actually a child you know.”

“Yeah, but you should still get plenty of sleep.” Alex grinned. “Well, do whatever you want. But, I will be going to bed. So, I bid you adieu. Goodnight.” He bowed and then gestured to the door.

Kyle huffed and blushed before shaking his head, turning and going into the hotel after saying goodnight and sighing. When he went to go up to his room, he noticed his parents’ room was open, slightly, and he went in, noticing a majority of his siblings were all gathered around the bed. “What’s going on?”

“Uh…” His oldest brother, Michael, spoke up. “They got a call, they wouldn’t explain what was going on. Just sort of rushed away.”

Kyle frowned. “Oh… Weird. Someone keep me updated so I can tell David when he gets home.”

Michael nodded. “I’ll tell you when we find out.” He sighed.

Kyle fake saluted and went to his own room, shaking his head and going to bed.

“Fuck, I gotta go.” Graves groaned, looking at his watch. “I will be back to find out the rest.”

“Yeah, what the fuck ever.” Gaz muttered, watching him get up and rush to leave. Fucker.

He didn’t bother to get up as he saw the Shadows leaving, knowing this likely meant Alex and Price had arrived. And, as expected, they were soon coming in. “How do you always get into trouble?” Price grumbled.

Alex chuckled. “Don’t be so hard on him, sir.”

Gaz stood. “It’s not my fault I got kidnapped!” He mumbled. “Besides, he didn’t even ask for anything.”

“What did he ask for, then?” Alex raised an eyebrow and Gaz immediately turned a dark red, watching Price stifle his laughter behind Alex.

“Nothing. We just… sat here.” Gaz mumbled.

Alex did not look convinced, but he just sighed. “Yeah, well, he’s lucky I haven’t met him again, because I’m still gonna beat his ass for shooting me. Come on, let’s get out of here.”

Gaz relaxed, agreeing. “Yeah, let’s go.”

I know the reasons for Alex being there are weird and don't make sense but it's because I haven't like... posted the fic that has the reasons... I will! I will!

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#grape crush cod fic #Kyle Gaz Garrick #Gaz Cod #Alex Keller #Alex COD #Gaz x Alex #Alex x Gaz #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty modern warfare II #gazalex #the gazalex agenda #John Price #queue for dinner again hunny?

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emberwood-if · 1 year

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I figured out my little “get them out of the house” problem and the answer translated to adding part time jobs for MC (me and a few anons spoke about it before and I was debating on adding it but it worked out over the week. I kept getting more reasons to add it and with some tweaks to my outline I found it made the story work so much better.)

I wonder which one of you guys is going to choose to work at the bait and tackle shop at the docks lolol and the RO that works there too..

Can this be considered a spoiler? Eh, idc atp. I feel like if you’ve followed me long enough you know I’m not exactly good at just not sharing every thought in my monkey brain lmao …

#ramblings #I will stop spoiling though!#I mean I haven’t spoiled any big story events #Just tiny details #🫣🫣🫣

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olderthannetfic · 2 years

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Re: Top/Switch/Bottom stuff; For me, it's pretty simple.

1. The idea of topping triggers my dysphoria.

2. I project on my favorite characters. Hard. Really, really hard.

3. Thus, my dysphoria trigger transfers onto them. Maybe that sounds lame/ridiculous/unhealthy of me, idk, but idc either way. I just know I really appreciate when people say who is sticking something in who in tags or such. Otherwise, I have to CRTL+F words like cock and hole to find out for sure before I invest in reading something, which, y'know, can spoil me and still runs the risk of triggering my dysphoria. I could just never read anything with untagged positions, but... that's pretty limiting in the western sides of fandoms! Better to quickly check and then have to cope than start reading something, get invested in it, and then having to drop it because of a sex scene. Again, I guess that might sound lame, but, like, whatever.

Eh. I think most triggers sound kind of petty or silly if one isn't experiencing them oneself. That's just the nature of triggers. It's none of anyone's business unless you're making it their problem.

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cl00udyyanan · 1 year

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Pisces ♓ and Xiao pls ehe~

i just want everyone to know my suffering as this is like the fifteen millionth xiao request ive gotten, am i still complaining? yes. yes i am. jkjkjk yk i love that adeptus

aries and pisces

you guys are opposites in the best way, you love the way xiao leads and takes inititive, and xiao appreiciates how you care for him after a long day yk. you're his back bone and he's your anchor, keeping you grounded when you've drifted to far into the clouds. its a sweet, but passionate love although in a different way. just take care of him and he'll do just about anything for you. also (my moot gave me this idea) he's a bird. he'll find shiny things and return them to you, idc how dingy it is. he found it for you so you must cherish no ifs or buts. once xiao is comfortable talking around you, you two can talk eachothers ears off about anything. your love is sweet and real. you both are so loyal to eachother. just so cute tbh.

the only major problem is being able to accept eachoethers flaws. whn you want to stay home and relax, xiao may want to go out and enjoy the liyue air. you need to give xiao a bit more drive and he should be able to be more understanding of your emotions. just small things make the biggest impact

honestly, its a nice relationship, nothing more to be said!

comaptibilty: 84

#genshin #genshin impact #genshin fluff #genshin impact fluff #genshin impact headcanons #genshin headcanons #genshin impact scenarios #xiao x reader #xiao fluff #xiao scenarios #xiao

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tremella-mesenterica · 2 years

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remember that post where i said i want to make a powerpoint with my take on fungi horses that id love to see in sso?? well im too lazy to do so but!!!!! i made some moodboards and painted some horse designs. theyr not anatomically correct bc idc also i cant draw horses or anything, those r just some loose ideas and doodles but i thought this may be fun to share anyway!!

ok so

heres a doodle of uhh im not sure what species to be exact,,,,,,, i wanted to base this one on enoki mushrooms for @everwindfields. apparently the way Flammulina filiformis looks like depends on if the mushroom grows in the sunlight or not and i find it so so interesting bc look, it would be so so fun if the magical and non magical versions were based on that?? right????

my problem is that there is also Flammulina velutipes and those r two different species even tho they were thought to be the same i believe?? but theyr not!! and i used the european version as a reference bc im a silly silly person!!!!

so heres pomiennica zimowa (a polish common name). its edible (ppl often use it in soups)(an alternative to pea soups perhaps??) and can be found in the winter as the name suggests. but!! the word promiennica is related to “flame” or it reminds me of it at least ok. so i went for a warmer theme with this one and will make a winter themed version next as the um actual enoki mushroom,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

hope u like it and if u have any comments on the fungi related info i shared here pls let me know i may have made some mistakes as i freshly researched those,,,,,,,,,,,,, also im kinda tired im awake for 20h now so i feel kinda chaotic eh anywayz have a nice day everyone i wish uall well!!

#sso #ssoblr #star stable

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sunnibits · 2 years

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You just watched the potc for the first time FEEDBACK ??

HELLO yes I have finally watched it. After many years and watching half of the first movie like three times. I watched the pirate movies.

Here are some extensive thoughts for you while I avoid my current anxiety and responsibilities:

Overall?? They’re just. Okay. Like idk they’re alright. I liked them, like they weren’t bad, I just didn’t feel any strong emotions for most of it?? They were solidly okay. Sorry to the potc mega enjoyers rip

but since I’m bored and I love rambling here are some thoughts on the characters:

will - constantly serving looks but maintains the personality of a piece of white bread. sorry will like I’m sure there’s just some real depth there that I just didn’t care to search for but idc. he’s not rlly my type of guy and I knew that going into it, whatever. shout out to Orlando Bloom for being very pretty tho.

elizabeth - ohhhhh my goddd ohhh my god keira knightley is so pretty jesus fuck lord in heaven. I was literally just staring at her in every scene. god. no but seriously I liked her character a lot more than I thought I would!! Not that I thought I wouldn’t like her but I just figured I’d focus a lot more on Jack instead, but I was actually super into her she is thee only valid bitch in this whole movie series. I’m so mad that she just became king of pirates and then?? went home or something?? unrealistic. she should be the captain of the black pearl and rule all pirates, duh. no men are worthy of her actually.

jack - ohhh boy. let me tell you despite never watching these movies I STILL had such a massive crush on this guy when I was younger. he was like, the pinnacle of attractiveness in my mind. honestly my feelings haven’t changed much, I remain weak for smudgy black eyeliner. however?? actually liked him slightly less than I thought I would??? Idk I figured I would be super obsessed with him and nobody else but, eh. the thing about him is that like, I know that being unpredictable and morally grey is literally his whole thing, but it just kind of got boring after a while?? don’t get me wrong, I have no problem with characters who are backstabbing selfish little shits, I have a lot of experience with them, but in this case it just felt rlly tiring. I knowwwww we’re not really supposed to know what’s up with him but I think he could have used just a little bit more grounding as far as letting us into his head for like, five seconds. it just kind of felt like the writers were rolling dice as far as when he betrays people and when he decides to be a good guy out of the blue?? I never felt like I knew where he stood or what his motivations were. Again, I know that’s kind of the point, but, idk, the balance felt off to me. That’s just my opinion tho.

related point to another thing that didn’t really bug me per se but just felt funny - everyone’s undying loyalty to Jack that seems to just come out of nowhere??? I just felt like every single movie had the same thing where like, Jack is a selfish little shit who goes behind everyone’s back for 85% of the movie - maybe he does maybe one (1) good thing at some point - but then at the end of the movie everyone’s like ‘I would literally go to the ends of the earth to save this man’ and I’m just like??? Why????? What did he do for you besides like one good thing among many many annoying things? Don’t get me wrong, I do like Jack a lot, but as far as the actual characters in the movies, their motivation to follow this man into death felt kind of random. I felt like all of these movies were trying to sell Jack Sparrow to me as the Specialist Most Smart Amazing Man Ever but in truth he was just kind of some guy. idk. that was just amusing to me.

other miscellaneous thoughts:

Davy Jones is cool I was rooting for him a lot in the end :) honestly the entirety of the third movie I was just like CAN WE PLS GIVE HIM HIS HEART BACK ALREADY GIVE THE MAN A BREAK lmao. kind of wish he had a nicer ending tho :(((

Norrington was… there. Idk, I don’t have any really strong feelings about him, but I did like him in his final scenes. I can definitely see how he would be someone you could grow to appreciate a lot more after a few viewings.

I know Disney made them but I swear these movies could not pick a genre. One second it’s Scary Serious Pirate movie and the next it’s all kid humor, idk, I feel like they should have just gone with one or the other. I know that’s kind of their whole thing but it didn’t work for me personally.

That one fucking music bit. Not like the pirate music everyone always puts in memes but another bit. I can’t name a specific scene but god it slaps so hard. Every time it came on I ascended to another plane of existence.

The Black Pearl is so pretty <3 that’s it that’s the thought

Also fun fact about me - part of the reason I did not watch these movies for a while was bc I was rlly scared to watch them when I was younger, bc when I was a wee kid I accidentally walked in on a rlly creepy disturbing bit with Davy Jones while someone else was watching it and it rlly freaked me out. Honestly valid of little Sunny tho having watched that scene now again - shit really was gross. Especially for baby me :( that’s ok tho bc now I am strong 💪 and actually rlly enjoyed Davy Jones

sorry my feedback was mostly ranting I swear I did not hate these movies. I liked them and I felt very very bisexual while watching it 😳 but I am probably not going to watch the last two movies tho bc why did they even make more. I’m sure they are not that good.

#HI SORRY THIS IS SO LONG #I know u and abbey like it tho so I figured there’s no harm in me rambling a lot #ask box

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moxxiejoestar · 1 year

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Biography of moxxie joestar

My name is moxxie the greatest Joseph·joestar, I'm 16 years old. My home is in the myrtle town eureka, where the people at, & I'm not married. I got to go at EHS when I was a 10TH grade, & i get home at 3PM the latest. I don't Smoke, i only drink Nuka-drinks & Perk-a-cola. I'm in bed at 11PM, & make sure i get a good sleep at my dream in 8 hour of sleep. After playing PS5 for 2 Hour until i'm fine or my daughter blaze the cat kicks my back, & showering for 1 min before going to bed, I have no problem sleeping until morning. Just like an joseph·joestar, i wake up at 7AM. I was told them if they were some problem. I'm trying to explain that i'm a student who lives at eureka for life. IDC to trouble myself with any friends, like won in bj, that would cause me a lucky. That's why i deal with capone in 2030's & i know that is what brings me Great days. If people are fighting each other or insult my favorite weapon & uniform, i will be lucky.

My real name is Anthony D. Smith, I was born in Reno/Nevada/USA on DEC/18/2006, & vote for me for class president of eureka high school of loggers on 2023

Likes & loves

Cartoons (hazbin hotel, helluva boss, Moxxie's bizarre adventure, etc)

Anime (One Piece, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, lupin III, etc)

Comics (Moxxie's bizarre adventure, Moxxie mania, etc)

Video games (Sonic the Hedgehog, Animal Crossing, Team Fortress 2/TF2, Garry's mod/Gmod, vrchat, roblox, call of duty, bioshock, Sam and Max, etc)

Food (golden coral, King buffet, Italian buffet, old country buffet, pizza, burger, fries, nugget, McDonald's, dominos, burger king, Wendy's, in n out burger, country buffet, etc)

Weapons (thompson SMG, M50 Reising, C96 trench carbine, MP40, PPSH 41, M1911, M1897, M1887, mac 10, mac 11, etc)

Art

Gambling (blackjack, poker, roulette & craps)

Sports (baseball & cricket)

Hunting

Camping

Engineering

Created

Uniforms (black suit pinstripe, red neck tie, red skinny tie, slate's soldiers, joseph joestar, etc)

Magic of coin trick

Toy (yoyo, clacker, paddle ball, etc)

Dislikes

Bullying, racism/racist, just people being mean in general, porn, Nazi, Bolshevik, nazbol & terrorism/terrorist

Stupidity

Negativity

Being interrupted

Being ignored

Username who don't answer my question & respond back

Insult on my uniform, character & weapons

Join my gang to defeat the Nazis & Bolsheviks (nazbol) for USA, UK, Australia & more of my favorite country!!!! also are you jojo fans & one piece fan B/C I like JJBA & one piece

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mexfavecharacters · 1 year

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I do not give permission to repost this on any other platform. If you see this anywhere else, that isn't me and it was probably stolen

This is a self insert, NOT an x reader

After having some... problems in the bathroom, I go to my room and see Megumu laying down in my bed. He's napping and he looks so cute. I get in bed and snuggle up to him. I bury my face into the crook of his neck, trying to warm myself up. For some odd reason, my room is cold and I don't even have my windows open. I reach over Megumu to grab the heater remote and I turned it on. Yet again, I reach over him to put the remote back on my messy side table. "Eh? You cold?" Megumu asked, startling me. I nod as I put my face back into the crook of his neck. Megumu chuckles as he runs his fingers through my hair.

A/N: I know it's short but idc. I'll edit it more when I can think of more

#mp100 #mob pyscho #megumu koyama #koyama megumu #self ship #self insert

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fictionxlover · 2 years

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the problem with HOTD is time jumps. this fandom can be dumb (the takes i seen over the years have been so baad im sorry lmao) but it seems the writers believe the casual viewers wouldn’t be able to keep up w/o them.

then the whole not letting characters go off. wars have been created by misunderstandings (lyanna rhaegar mess), but i just don’t get messing up the cause of the dance etc. U already had people enjoying the greens characters like aemond cuz they are so nuance. u didn’t have to do whole ooops i tried tell my dog no buut 😭😂

sometimes it feels it’s on purpose. cuz s8 flopped so bad they are tryin make up for it by the dumb asoiaf prophecy which is like duh we know it’s jon in showverse yeah we know he’s getting a series which will give him the pov he didn’t get in s8 but does it fuckin MATTER.

guess my point is, it feels these writers tryin so hard to keep building out the showverse of thrones world , it forgets the source material. idc if u make rhaealicent childhood friends to make it more nuance but making cause of the dance on misunderstanding is eh

original series flopped hard when u did time jumps and didn’t have source material. but all history is there in fb, world of ice and fire, hell new history book comin out! there is no need to switch out cause and effect of these major events.

#my hotd rant #it wasn’t as baaad as #the bells and long night #but it’s odd #also grrm didn’t write that episode cuz #lmaoo

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politesper · 2 years

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——— BASICS !

(PEN)NAME: lerf

PRONOUNS: he / they / she

ZODIAC SIGN: capricorn

TAKEN OR SINGLE: single (happily)

——— THREE FACTS !

i am an animation major!

i have two cats named nigel and gracie. nigel is a sweetie and gracie hates society and won’t shut up about it.

i play way too much d&d.

——— EXPERIENCE !

PLATFORMS USED: text message, skype, discord, tumblr, larp.

i’ve been roleplaying since i was like 10-11 so i have about 10 or so years of experience.

——— MUSE PREFERENCE !

GENDER: i tend to have more male than female muses, but overall it’s fairly even in the gender ratio? i don’t prefer writing one over the other, it’s more dependent on personality.

LEAST FAVOURITE FACE(S): eh i don’t use irl faceclaims or anything like that for the most part so i don’t have an opinion. i really only take issue if the person themself has said they’re uncomfortable having their face used as an rp faceclaim.

MULTI OR SINGLE: i tend to prefer single muse blogs. i do run plenty of multis, but i always feel guilty hyperfixating on one or two muses when so many folks are following for different characters. i find what i like to do nowadays is have a single muse blog for the one i’m most passionate about and shove any other muses from that fandom onto a multi exclusively for said fandom.

——— FLUFF / ANGST / SMUT ! ♡

FLUFF: i really enjoy fluff, whether it be friendship or actual romantic stuff. i can appreciate soft and silly moments between characters that expand on their relationships and dynamics. though i find a fatal flaw with fluff is that if you draw it out for too long you just kinda stop having stuff to say / do in the thread and it can get a little boring.

ANGST: i thrive off of angst. i find that big conflicts between characters, while they can be stressful to write, are super engaging and very fun to play out. i love seeing big emotions and bringing out stuff that you normally wouldn’t see from these characters due to the tense situation. sometimes it can get a little real, but i’ve gotten pretty good over the years from separating rp / character emotions from my own so that’s less of a problem for me.

SMUT: i'm honestly fine with it? i think smut is an interesting way to explore character dynamics and emotions that people don’t tend to take advantage of? like i get it’s like “haha horny” but speaking as an asexual person i think smut is more interesting for the character interactions. it’s such a vulnerable position to be in? how did they get here, how do they feel about the other person, is this an act of love? compliance? or are they just doing it for fun? it’s fascinating. i do have a college verse for itsuki (he’s canonically 17 in the series rn), and i’ll be real i probably wouldn’t write smut with him on this blog, even in that verse. i’ve had some people try to initiate stuff with itsuki in his verses where he’s a minor, so i’d prefer that if i did do something in an older verse with him it was with someone i trusted over a private platform (like discord). mostly because i think aging up a character SOLELY to write smut with them is kinda awkward (no judgement to people who do it to help them understand their own feelings... like i think trying to understand yourself through fiction like that shouldn’t be as frowned upon as it is? like it’s your life, pop off. as long as you aren’t sexualizing minors idc what you do). itsuki is kinda in that weird place where if the series hadn’t taken a 9 year hiatus and kept releasing books in a timely fashion he would be like 18-19 right now most likely. so it’s just kinda a big “uhhh maybe! if we already interact a lot ic / ooc and have developed a relationship between our muses.”

PLOT / MEMES: i really do enjoy plotting things out. i think getting a cohesive idea of what you want to do and where the thread is headed just makes it a bit easier to write and doesn’t make me worry too much above overstepping bounds when replying (accidentally godmoding for example). though i find a lot of fun interactions come from memes and impromptu stuff! i think some of my favorite threads on this blog came from memes. like yeah, the disappearance event we had hit hard but did you see that little school dance kiss between itsuki and haruhi??? my HEART!!!

i stole it from someone deep in my likes i’m tagging anyone with a B in their url

#〈 ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ 〉 : ♙ → ooc ╱ i have koizumi brain rot.

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