headcanons: female jackass member
an: just some headcanons that i’ve been thinking about lately lol
I love johnny’s shirts but you would have an even better wardrobe
basically this:
you’re not afraid to kick all of the guys’ dick when they’re being assholes or just annoying
you love hanging out with johnny’s daughter if she’s on set (she’s not on set often but when she is you’re literally best friends)
you’ve probably broken an arm and a leg at the same time
you know practically everyone had beef with each other in the early 2000s?? NOT YOU or if you do want to have the whole hollywood experience then you do you <3
you definitely made some appearances on viva la bam
chris + you = besties THAT IS ALL I WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH CHRIS
you cannot go a full five minutes without cursing (me, it’s literally my vocabulary)
you know how when dave england gets drunk he’s like the worst?? you’re not that bad but when drunk dave is doing stupid shit drunk you is hyping him up
you’re always gaslighting the guys
you would shoot someone with the paintball gun (probably johnny or bam) and they would be on the ground in pain and jeff would just ask “what happened?”
you, casually with a paintball gun in your hand, shrug
“SHE SHOT ME”
“that never happened”
ok but i also love that the only female jackass member would have an obsession with dyeing her hair idk why
nvm i do bc imagine being on edge at work all day bc you think the guys are going to prank you
stress = hair dye i don’t make the rules
SPLIT HAIR OR IDK THE PROPER TERM BUT YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN
omg narcissa malfoy hair yeah <3
ok that’s all i got nothing else 😭😭
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