Wanted to draw him looking pretty respectable again ^^
He's got a cool chair!!
"The mortals are wise to worship me." - the Sun
I probably could've come up with a better line but my brain short-circuited. (Click or tap on the pic for better quality.)
my new year’s resolution is to become even more cryptic, eldritch, monstrous, blood-sucking and unholy. and maybe tidy my room.
Your beauty is beyond compare
I shudder from your Eldritch stare
With scaly skin and fins of emerald green
Something I was thinking might look cool on a shirt :D
Angel pastel aesthetic ^^
Working on a new dnd game for some friends so I’ve been making weird monsters to terrorize my players.
How to Care for your Human!
(A guide for Eldritch Horrors, by an Eldritch horror... with assistance from @punk-in-roll, my resident human)
Hello! Welcome to a second guide for any Horrors new to humans and their culture. If you find yourself having to care for one and have not before, I’d recommend referencing this guide. Humans are quite complex creatures, so this guide is only a base, and you should listen to your human if they tell you to do or NOT do something. Lets proceed!
Humans spend most of their time in their living spaces, so they must be very enriching. A human may get grumpy and ruminate if they do not have enough stimulation.
Humans need to eat a specific threshold of food each day, so its best if you find out what their favourite foods are, and when they eat them. Cooking food is the only thing that seperates humans from the other animals on their planet, so cooking food is a good way to get on a human’s good side.
Humans have a range of complicated sexualities and identities, which some other humans claim are wrong. It’s best to let the humans be who they want to be, as it as been discovered to improve their well being considerably!
It’s is best to explain to your humans your preferences of touch beforehand, as humans naturally tend to be very textile creatures, and may want to touch you. They do not mean this in an offensive way.
Some humans find certain sensory combinations difficult, and may become under/overwhelmed and stressed. It’s important to help them in these times, by knowing what they need to calm down, or giving them the space necessary.
Some humans feel lots of emotions and show these outwardly, while others experience them inside. These fluctuate and are completely different per person. This can make them unpredictable, but as a general statement, it is best to treat them with equal respect.
Humans are not to be underestimated. They have many advantages to their survival that go beyond their physical form.
Humans are very complicated, so this will not cover all situations, but it’s a start. Feel free to correct me on any errors I have made. ̷̘͇̽̚ ̴̯͗̊ͅ ̴̜̹̇͂ ̶̯͛̆ ̵̜̅ ↸ ̴̞̲̇ ̷̘͇̽̚ ̴̯͗̊ͅ ̴̜̹̇͂ ̶̯͛̆ ̵̜̅ ̶̱̣̾̿ ̴̝̅ᔑ ̴͎͙́ ̵̬̠̀ ̷̛̠̿ ⋮ᔑ ̷̘͇̽̚ ̴̯͗̊ͅ ̴̜̇͂ ̸̢͔̎̇ ̸̻̤̊ ̴̞̑̄ ̵̞̟̾̈́ ꖌ↸ᔑ ̴̣͙̓ ̸̥͒ ̶̼͝ ̷͉̓̕ ̸̢͆͜ ̴̖͌ ̵͕̙͌͛ ̵̝̀͝ ̷͍̟̐̇ ̸̙͙̒̂ ⎓ ̸̥͒ ̶̼͝ ̷͉̓̕ 'ᔑ ̴̢̀ ̵̫͎̍ ̶̧̛ ̷̺̟̎ ̶̞̂͛ ̴̲͍̄ ↸ ̷̛̠̿ ╎ ̷̺̟̎ ̶̞̂͛ ⋮
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-"Well done, Phantom! You did it!"
because sometimes all we need is your sister supporting you
Part 1 of Maglor’s vision.
Whelp I’ve returned to this concept! It’s up to you whether Maglor saw Elros’ Choice, or Tar-Minyatur, or both. This comic sure took me a while to finish; I blame it on those dang branch-ears loll
Anyways, I’ve been thinking about the nature of Half-Elves in my eldritch AU, which put me in a pickle while drawing this. I ended up going with this idea where Elrond and Elros’ bodies look as though they’re human while dressed in black silk.
I think it’d be cool if the Fëanorians (and people in general) aren’t sure whether the twins have actual human faces underneath their masks, or are tree-based like your regular eldritch Elf. Everyone just assumes that it’s the latter since Elrond and Elros can grow branches with flower crowns.
Also, the font change at the ends means Maglor has switched from Sindarin to Quenya XDD I was initially going to go for a fancier handwrite-y font, but I like the simplicity of Cinzel Decorative (plus it does have a bit of that fantasy flair!)
Part 2 will be up tomorrow!
"Horror" is a great word because it can be mistaken for the word "whore" with barely any effort, and usually, it fits surprisingly well and makes the thing way better.
°☆•~ Eldritch whores ~•☆° just checks out somehow.
Anyway, in other news, anyone wanna start a band with me?