New vet today asked me if my eyeless dog was blind and like ??? oh god I hope so????
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shut the hell up about eldritch horrors not everything is an "eldritch horror" learn a new word
"zero from kirby is an eldritch horror" he's an eye "the collector from the owl house is an eldritch god" he literally just looks like a blue and yellow person shut your got damn up
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Cleantha’s new dress, because a ball gown doesn’t make running from Strahd very easy…
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"Nobody”, an amnesiac cleric that I’ve covered in warlock-paint (because I love the flavour of the warlock class, but can’t stand the mechanics). Been playing him for a while in a campaign now and he’s so much fun!
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How to Care for your Human!
(A guide for Eldritch Horrors, by an Eldritch horror... with assistance from @punk-in-roll, my resident human)
Hello! Welcome to a second guide for any Horrors new to humans and their culture. If you find yourself having to care for one and have not before, I’d recommend referencing this guide. Humans are quite complex creatures, so this guide is only a base, and you should listen to your human if they tell you to do or NOT do something. Lets proceed!
Humans spend most of their time in their living spaces, so they must be very enriching. A human may get grumpy and ruminate if they do not have enough stimulation.
Humans need to eat a specific threshold of food each day, so its best if you find out what their favourite foods are, and when they eat them. Cooking food is the only thing that seperates humans from the other animals on their planet, so cooking food is a good way to get on a human’s good side.
Humans have a range of complicated sexualities and identities, which some other humans claim are wrong. It’s best to let the humans be who they want to be, as it as been discovered to improve their well being considerably!
It’s is best to explain to your humans your preferences of touch beforehand, as humans naturally tend to be very textile creatures, and may want to touch you. They do not mean this in an offensive way.
Some humans find certain sensory combinations difficult, and may become under/overwhelmed and stressed. It’s important to help them in these times, by knowing what they need to calm down, or giving them the space necessary.
Some humans feel lots of emotions and show these outwardly, while others experience them inside. These fluctuate and are completely different per person. This can make them unpredictable, but as a general statement, it is best to treat them with equal respect.
Humans are not to be underestimated. They have many advantages to their survival that go beyond their physical form.
Humans are very complicated, so this will not cover all situations, but it’s a start. Feel free to correct me on any errors I have made. ̷̘͇̽̚ ̴̯͗̊ͅ ̴̜̹̇͂ ̶̯͛̆ ̵̜̅ ↸ ̴̞̲̇ ̷̘͇̽̚ ̴̯͗̊ͅ ̴̜̹̇͂ ̶̯͛̆ ̵̜̅ ̶̱̣̾̿ ̴̝̅ᔑ ̴͎͙́ ̵̬̠̀ ̷̛̠̿ ⋮ᔑ ̷̘͇̽̚ ̴̯͗̊ͅ ̴̜̇͂ ̸̢͔̎̇ ̸̻̤̊ ̴̞̑̄ ̵̞̟̾̈́ ꖌ↸ᔑ ̴̣͙̓ ̸̥͒ ̶̼͝ ̷͉̓̕ ̸̢͆͜ ̴̖͌ ̵͕̙͌͛ ̵̝̀͝ ̷͍̟̐̇ ̸̙͙̒̂ ⎓ ̸̥͒ ̶̼͝ ̷͉̓̕ 'ᔑ ̴̢̀ ̵̫͎̍ ̶̧̛ ̷̺̟̎ ̶̞̂͛ ̴̲͍̄ ↸ ̷̛̠̿ ╎ ̷̺̟̎ ̶̞̂͛ ⋮
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Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you've imagined...
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OH HEY I made a trading card series on neonmob! check the replies for a link to a bonus pack as well as a sticker of my favorite design!
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