#eldritch humor

[pilcrowcomic]

Biblically accurate crow.

#humor #eldritch #eldritch horror #eldritch humor #biblically accurate angel #ophanim #snacks #crow #be not afraid #meme humor

[blueteller]

Cale... Cale.

Are you about to learn to manifest Lovecraftian eldritch horror spooky eyes Cale??

...He's about to manifest Lovecraftian eldritch horror spooky eyes.

Cale what are you doing

Cale I thought you didn't want to become a god why are you becoming Cthulhu

...Cale? Cale???

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #cale henituse #cale #tcf cale #humor #tcf humor #tcf part 2 #tcf part 2 chapter 283 #side note #the god of chaos is sealed god 2.0 #with spooky lovecraftian eldritch horror on the side as we've established #yeah we're digging those extra creepy fma homunculus vibes y'all

[ultrainfinitepit]

I've been told my art resonates with those with religious trauma, or gives those vibes. Now I don't personally have any of that, so here's Biblically Accurate Kumon instead.

#seraphim humor #angel #angels #eldritch angel #eldritch angels #biblically accurate angel #biblically accurate angels #my sister and I used to joke that the Kumon logo was as happy as one could be doing Kumon

[sixtyt-en]

I think that like, the major reason why benrey got so mischaracterized by the fandom at hlvrai's peak popularity was because they forgot he acts like a dmv employee

#sixtyt-en #hlvrai #like people would hone in on him being a gamer/eldritch creature thing/gay dude but #overlook his condescending/hypocritical/aloof demeanor towards gordon. #which is sad because thats where a lot of his humor stems from #at least in the beginning of the series. during my last rewatch i noticed that he gets more like. absurdist? post hand-getting-cut-off

[cat-cosplay]

Is there a way to know if your cat is secretly a Cult Leader?

No reason... just asking.

#cult of the lamb #cat cosplay #cosplay #cats #kitty #cats in costumes #cat #fan art #cat costume #cats of tumblr #aww #funny #humor #pics #video game #Eldritch horror #Caturday

[wearepaladin]

Paladin Problem #10

Eldritch Cultist: WITNESS THE APATHY OF THE UNIVERSE YOU CARE SO MUCH FOR! Cultist unleashes a vision of horrific cosmic indifference:

Paladin:

Paladin: Was that supposed to do something? I mean, sure it's upsetting, but.

Eldritch Cultist: WHy aren't you insane? Gone blind from the horror? Turned into tentacle slurry? Something!?

Paladin: I and the Ideals and Powers I serve are the engine and the hands thought which the cosmos shows it cares. So long as there is just one of me, then you have lost.

Paladin: So now that we're done wasting time.

SMITE

Paladin: Fudge, I've got calamari all over my tabard

#paladin problems #Paladin humor #facing the eldritch foe

[fangirlingpuggle]

Very very dumb DP fic prompt/AU idea again with Danny being eldritch being.

Him eventually having to leave Amity and go to GZ full time because 1)he’s not aging and 2)He’s so powerful it’d be dangerous. Maybe it’s even kick started on by a reveal gone bad and Danny not feeling safe there anymore.

Danny still being a teenager when he comes to visit even years later. Him visiting Jazz, Sam and Tucker as they get older while he looks the same.

Other people in Amity always doing double takes as they see Sam and Tucker walking with a kid who looks just like Danny Fenton who went missing but then they look back and no one’s there with them.

Danny, Tucker and Sam totally fucking with people.

Vlad being super pissed he didn’t get the ‘eternal youth’/Immortality Danny got (He still hasn’t figured out Danny isn’t just a normal half ghost... no one’s told him it’s funnier this way... no one’s actually told him Danny’s heir to the throne and adopted by CW and Pariah... they’re just waiting till he figures it out or digs himself into a hole and CW/Pariah beat the shit out of him)

Danny being annoyed that he’s still a kid by ghost standards and human standards...and is stuck with Fright Knight as a babysitter most times...and that one of his parents is basically Omniscient...can’t get away with anything.

Bonus:

Tucker: Shame we can’t go out drinking

Danny: Hey I’m technically as old as you guys are

Tucker: Dude you are not getting served at any bar

Danny: Come on! I’m your age and technically the future ghost king that’s gotta count for something

Sam: Yeah and by ghost standards how long till you can legally drink?

Danny:...

Danny: Like a thousand years...a few thousand...

Tucker:Sorry dude

Danny:Oh come on Walker won’t know

Clockwork: I will

Danny:OH COME ON DAD!

Bonus Bonus:

He tries to get a can of beer and Fright Knight shows out of no where and stabs it with his sword.

CW: You do know human alcohol won’t do anything right?

Danny: Yeah but it’s the principle of the thing...

Danny: Wait...

Danny: if human alcohol won’t do anything why am I not allowed it?

CW: It’s the principle of the thing

Danny:…

Danny: Touché

Angst bonus: Jack and Maddie seeing Danny.

#danny phantom #dp #au #fic prompt #dp au #ancients being eldritch gods #eldritch danny #danny fenton #dp lost time #lost time #dad clockwork #dp dark ages #dark ages #humor #sam manson #tucker foley #i am just amusing myself at this point #this is very very dumb #dp royal family

[an-eternal-state-of-simping]

Iceman puts things on the top shelf so that Maverick has to call him for help. Tommy Boy quickly discovers the problem with this when he catches Maverick climbing the countertop like a spider monkey.

#it happened at night as well so Mav looked like a tiny lil eldritch creature #with glowing eyes and the whole shebang #iceman claims he did not screech and has bribed baby rooster to confirm this #top gun #icemav #iceman #pete maverick mitchell #maverick #tom iceman kazansky #iceman x maverick #top gun humor #tom kazansky #top gun headcanons #baby rooster

[grrrenadine]

You’re getting the call of Cthulhu! Do you decline? Or do you accept?

Available on a bunch of merch on Redbubble.

#cthulhu #eldritch #lovecraft #hp lovecraft #call of cthulhu #cosmic horror #tentacles #tentacle monster #monster #horror #aliens #humor #my art

[raggedyfink]

Sorry if this is sloppy I’m trying to draw it like a meme

#mine #sisters of mercy #gothgoth #80s goth #andrew eldritch #goth rock #goth music #goth subculture #goth art #goth memes #goth humor #goth aesthetic #goth #gothic rock #trad goth #90s goth #goth boy #goth shit #gothique

[pilcrowcomic]

The real eldritch knowledge was the cat videos we watched along the way.

#comic strip #webcomic #comic #eldritch #humor #funny #lol #eldritch humor #cosmic humor #crow #flamingo

[oyeedraw-arts]

Hunter tries to strike a deal with the Owl Lady. It has... mixed results.

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#the owl house #hunter #belos #eda #luz #toh #flapjack #owlbert #kid belos #emperor belos #philip wittebane #toh belos #toh eda #toh hunter #the humors of it au #humors of it au #the plushies are summoning something #is it an eldritch god or a greater demon #we will never know

[ultrainfinitepit]

Angelology IV: Angels of Extinction, launches in two days!! If you pledge to the campaign within the first 48 hours, you will receive a Cone Angel sticker; and if you are a returning backer (who has pledged to one of my previous campaigns) you will receive a Cat Demon sticker. These stickers will also be available as addons if you miss out on them as freebies.

Follow the Angelology IV pre-launch page to be notified when the campaign is live✨

⭐For any mutuals or followers also participating in Pintopia, send me a message if you're interested in a promo of your campaign on my campaign page!

#angel #angels #seraphim humor #cone angel #cat demon #eldritch angel #eldritch angels #demon #demons #biblically accurate angel #biblically accurate angels #I'm happy to promote your campaign on my page if you promote mine too #trying to get the word out I think I've asked a few people but I've lost track of who's gotten back to me or not

[shiverette]

I like to give OCs non-traumatic backstories because a character doesn't need to have seen and experienced unspeakable horrors to be interesting.

I can traumatize my OCs in the present day just as easily. Thank you very much.

#Proceeds to write the most horrific backstory known to man #writing #ocs #writers on tumblr #writer stuff #writing humor #Oh and this one? Their backstory is like an eldritch horror #By that I mean: idk what it is #What i do know is that it's REALLY BAD #or you could make them neurodivergent #that works too #ADHD

[whimsicallywiddershins]

There is something about Mikazuki Munechika that scares me. He is an elegent, calm, somewhat silly character. But something about him makes me think of elder gods and ancient beings too powerful to be understood by humans.

#anyways #thanks for humoring my late night thoughts #about eldritch beings #that are too much for our puny human brains #touken ranbu #mikazuki munechika #fandom #eldritch #elder gods

[discoscone]

Platinum Ink released a black ink that’s blacker than it’s previous blackest ink. The other colors are great but pen people go absolutely feral for black inks. They will form brackets and spreadsheets to find the blackest of black inks. It’s like we all have this need to write with darkness itself. If Platinum, Lamy, or some other stationary company was like “Hey guys! Through forbidden rituals and dark pacts unspoken, we were able to travel to the End of All Things and slay one of The Old Ones. Using the blood of this primordial saint, we were able to create a heavily pigmented black ink. And sense their blood is the hearth from which all darkness is spawned, we can guarantee that this ink is the blackest ink. 😃” we would be asking to see ink samples. There would be no hesitation. We would want to know if this is going to be a limited edition run and if the blood of The Old Ones will clog our pens.

#pens #ink pen #ink #drawing #fountain pens #pin pen #cosmic horror #eldrich horror #eldritch #funny #humour #dark humor