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memoryoflife · a month ago
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hey eastward enjoyers i wrote a john (and sam) focused fic
spoilers for the ENTIRE GAME do not read this unless you’ve finished eastward but also it’s like 6k words enjoy!!
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antipolygon · a year ago
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yo @tubblr can i offer u some more bees i made in this trying time
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verycorrectlotr · 2 years ago
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all this arguing about elf fuckers v. dwarf fuckers v. man fuckers v. orc fuckers?
have your cake. Eat it too. Eat it again a couple more times. IMO almost every character is fuckable if you aren’t a coward. eowyn? hell yea. arwen? mm. gimli? 10/10 sexiest beardiest dwarf. shagrat? thicc. i personally am a proud omnifucker and in this essay i will-
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space-bones-official · 5 months ago
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Just rewatched Legally Blonde for the first time in a while, and Elle is bi, I have receipts.
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weraceasone · 5 months ago
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thinking about how only a year ago (almost down to the day) lando got his first podium and we were all so excited and surprised and now this is already his fourth podium and it almost feels normal in a sense like “yeah lando did a good job, got on the podium again” like he has grown so much, it’s incredible
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gnfof · 7 months ago
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this video we coded it so that every five minutes we have to turn up a setting on the vibrator even if we’re in a dangerous place. will we be able to beat the game before coming? watch next to find out. according to orgasm statistics...
also may i be 🍓 anon?
BSBDHSA no fr i would pay such big bucks to see that and i bet most of u would too and yes you may be 🍓 anon! hello :]
bc my mind just... dream’s eyes glazing over as he’s trying to kill the ender dragon, because the steady vibrations are pressed right against his prostate and not letting up anytime soon. hand clenched deathly tight around his mouse because he’s so close- to beating the game and coming. george and sapnap listening to those barely contained whimpers and moans over the mic; dream biting into his bottom lip until it’s bleeding because he’s trying so fucking hard not to come (what can i say, he’s never been one to back down from a challenge).
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tenelope · 3 months ago
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who’s the hottest cm character and why is it elle greenaway
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yxlxnabxlova · 4 months ago
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I’m watching old cast interviews and Brie Larson and Chris Hemsworth were like. Making fun of each other and all and I check the comments and all these people are like “OH THEY MUST HATE EACH OTHER” “FILMING WAS PROBABLY HARD BC OF THESE TWO ALWAYS CLASHING” “UGH BRIE LARSON IS SUCH A BITCH”
…you guys clearly don’t have siblings
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carbon--14 · 6 months ago
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does anyone think strange-aeons is going to do a penismp video at some point because that would give me so much psychic damage
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warm-meelk · 4 months ago
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Hi, I'm a big fan!!!! I hope you don't mind it but I draw one of your oc's 'Elle' 💕 it's not that great but I hope you'll love it hehe-
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I love you so much and have a great day!!!❤️
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WHAT THE??????????/// WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY 'IT'S NOT THAT GREAT????' THIS IS OUTSTANDING.......... BEAUTIFUL WHAT THE HELL IM LOSING MY MIND OVER HERE///
OH MY GOD WHY IS YOUR BLOG EMPTY IM SOBBING THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL, YOU HAVE SUCH A LOVELY ART STYLE!!! YOUR COLORING!!!!!!!!!!! THE WAY YOU MADE HER HAIR SO SMOOTH AND SOOFFTT,, AND THE OUTFIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S SO PRETTY AND FASHIONABLE OH GOD I CAN'T STOP MAKING GIDDY NOISES,,, AAA, ,,
I LOVE IT SO MUCH OH MY GOODNESS.... THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!! THANK YOU FOR DRAWING ELLE GOD WHAT AN HONOR, PLS I WANNA KNOW WHO YOU ARE GOSH AAA YOUR AARTTT,,,!!!! I'M YOUR BIG FAN NOW!!!!!
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i will forever stare at this and keep it so close to my heart oh my gosh,,, such lovely aarttt,, uwAAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU AGAIN!!! I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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crowreys-wormstache · 5 months ago
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Kissing Booth 3 trailer dropped and two things will come from this movie
1) My crush on Taylor Zakhar Perez will resurface
2) I will be disappointed as they make Elle stay with Noah again
I'll still watch it as soon as it drops tho i know i will
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nuenyyx · a month ago
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logically I know that I’m having a massive depression surge right now from my pmdd but logic doesn’t really exist when this starts happening so
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weraceasone · 9 months ago
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my brain: i’m going to create expectations for this f1 season that are so delusional
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reblogging something on the wrong blog is literally my biggest fear
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yxlxnabxlova · 6 months ago
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fun fact i just learned in science today
after Thanos snapped, everyone who survived lost 2-3 pounds because he snapped away half the bacteria in their bodies too
he killed half of all life
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