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liesmyth · 8 hours

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desperately wishing I could explain willie peyote to my non italian pals but it's like. he's an indie artist who makes rap for leftist millenials. I have seen him live several times and he likes to change song lyrics to diss whichever right wing politician he's got the most beef this week. beer sloshing everywhere. half the songs are about smoking weed. at every gig I always end up running into people who sold me bootleg metal bands t-shirt when I was 15. I love him

#stream c'era una vodka #elle.txt

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wonfilms · 2 months

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enhypen + giving them a hickey

0T7! { warnings: kissing, intense but there's nothing crazy} a/n: this was kinda crazy and very out of my usual writing style but THERES A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING gen: fluff + suggestive

“oh? what’re you getting at doll..?” heeseung’s eyes showed no sign of shyness, instead they glistened with a sort of playfulness as your lips pressed greedily against his neck, your eyelashes gently brushing his skin as your face presses up against it, he curses softly under his breath, “hmm…” your hums reverberated through him too, sending gentle waves of want through his abdomen, butterflies threatening to flood his stomach. he sucks in a breath stroking your hair softly, as a soft groan of appreciation slipped absent-mindedly from his lips, his head gently tilting up, hair splayed across the sheets, giving you even further access to his neck. “you better not leave a mark h..honey…”

“...oh so that’s what’re you’re doing?” jay smirks softly, a gentle blush covering his cheeks as he feels your teeth graze his jawline.. and then your smile oh so “innocent“-ly against his skin.. and he feels a moan slip from his mouth. “oh god” he curses under his breath.. hands tangling gently in your hair as he melts against the pillows.. his hair tousled.. he looks almost vulnerable, jay never looks vulnerable.. except for now.. you’ve got him wrapped around your little finger and all he was doing is letting you work him up, “y..you’re gonna make me go crazy ___ ”

“t..tickles-” jake complains breathily, his teeth trapping his soft bottom lip between them.. Your breath grazed his neck ever so gently it felt like a dream. his head swam with hazy thoughts that he didn’t think he was capable of picturing. it all felt like too much.. his skin was warm against your mouth.. sensitive , as your teeth gently bit down at the sweet spot on his neck that you’d mapped into your head a hundred times over. he cowered under your touch, a vivid warm blush flooding his cheeks, “y..you’re such a little tease”

“d…don’t stop.” sunghoon’s words are barely audible. he’s completely lost, face flushed and body pliable under your gentle touches. your mouth works wonders as you suck soft marks against his pale skin, a physical reflection of your love. he breathes out shakily as your tongue traces little patterns against the sweet spot under his jaw. he watches through lidded eyes as you kiss every little mole and beauty spot on his neck, that’s all he can do.. all he can do is be an utter blushing mess for you.

“y..you better help cover this up later..?” sunoo laughs gently as he feels your gentle lips against his skin, he sucks in a breath letting you kiss his neck almost feather light, it’s almost ticklish… until your press a slightly harder kiss against his adam’s apple, it sent a flash of warmth up to his cheeks, making them rosy. you have the audacity to smirk, it’s cute, he makes a mental note to get you back later as he sighs smiling.. “you’re crazy y’know”

“i… i thought you wanted help with your thesis.. w..what–” jungwon’s eyes fluttered shut as you kissed him cutting his speech off. he hummed softly into the kiss, lips gravitating towards you even when you pull away. he pouts confused before you’re pushing him backwards, his head hits the pillows and his eyes widen as he feels your tongue gently drawing hearts against his neck. a gentle groan leaves his mouth.. it’s like he has something lodged in his throat, the way his tried to swallow down his noises. his head swam as he gripped the sheets. he hears you whisper “just relax” into his ear, lips grazing his lobes. “c…can’t relax when i have you kissing my neck like that..”

“this.. is so gonna leave a damn mark” niki strokes your cheek trying to play it cool as you kiss his neck hungrily, it feels surreal to him, your soft plump lips dragging so damn gently against his skin, your teeth nibbling gently before pulling away, your tongue soothing the temporary sting, his head swam imprinting this feeling right into his memory, he was going to tease you later but for now all he could do was drown himself in the feeling of your kisses.

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il-predestinato · 3 months

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I have to both laugh and sob when I remember that the only other F1 team Charles has ever driven for is “Stake F1 Team Kick Sauber” while Max’s is “Visa Cash App RB.”

The parallels between these two include absolute cringe ass name changes for their debut teams. 😭🤦‍♀️

#charles leclerc #max verstappen #lestappen #charles and max: i’ve never heard of those teams in my entire life #bruh why #sigh… they will forever remain ‘sauber’ and ‘toro rosso’ to me 😤#elle.txt #laugh tag

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dykerightsmp3 · 1 year

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here are my favorite real things that happen on person of interest

the ai is lesbian coded

the main guy reese is widely known as "the kneecap guy" because he shoots people's kneecaps out

the other main guy finch lives in a library. reese at one point gives him a dog. the dog eats books. reese is aware of this when he gifts the dog

they kidnap a baby and then have to raise it for an episode

reese gets two cops who are partners to do things for him but refuses to tell each one about the other person, so joss (played by taraji p henson) and fusco (this is actually his name) spend an entire season going "john I think they're onto me. I think they suspect i'm working for you." and he just goes "don't worry about it". he does this entirely to fuck with them

the show's evil hot lesbian villain root threatens to torture the show's bisexual sociopath shaw with an iron. it is their meetcute

at one point the dog in question is being used to threaten reese’s life. so they adopt it. fusco has a ball gag on during this scene

the dog eats a first edition isaac asimov

the cia and the fbi have a turf war

the cia and fbi both completely fail to capture this one dude, whose name and face they know, for two years

some fucking guy spends an entire season trying to take down the mafia while fucking with the duo and then when he goes to jail one of them just straight up plays chess with him weekly

the aforementioned evil hot lesbian root tries to kidnap and almost kills finch in the first episode they meet. she becomes a main character

shaw and root steal reese's grenade launcher

reese's backstory is that he straight up killed a man for domestically abusing his ex

one of them gets drugged on ecstacy and dances to a microwave about to explode

they live in a subway basement for a year

the creator of the lesbian coded ai has entirely bird aliases

#poi #person of interest #tv: person of interest #elle.txt #i love to have fun. on my finals week rewatch.#100 #1k

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peppermintbiotics · 1 year

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BORN TO CRAFT

MARKETBOARD IS A FUCK

Meld Em All 2023

I am crafter main

410,757,864,530 SHATTERED MATERIA

#ffxiv #i am so so so grateful this is the last crafting/gathering set of this expac #what the fuck is a gripgel #elle.txt

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elleashling · 2 months

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philza: today we will learn how to evade government because the tax man is bad

chayanne: can the ender king take over again now would be a good time

#SOBBING #teacher bit made me laugh so hard #qsmp philza #qsmp chayanne #chayanne the egg #philza #qsmp #elle.txt

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artificial-reconstruction · 4 months

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some deep leffen posts i thought were funny and i haven’t seen on tumblr.

also bonus round:

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herb10 · 1 month

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The idea of Justin doing manual labour and getting all sweaty; cutting things up and chopping things down and hammering stuff and being all...

✨ manly✨

#like fuck yeah build me a shed #the home depot theme has never sounded so sexy #help lmao #where's kira and her thirst talk when we need her #elle.txt

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onstoryladders · 2 years

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having notps is hard. you're minding your own business scrolling through ao3 and you see fics about them and you go "how can anyone in their right mind write about this pairing". and like. it's a you problem and you're perfectly aware of it. but also. incomprehensible

#ao3 #fanfiction #notp #elle.txt #gonna tag some of my otps so people with good taste can share my pain #gramblack #stydia #thiam #newtmas #wangxian #dramione #pangwave #kidstar #deathstar #soma

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liesmyth · 5 months

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does anyone remember that picture of Colin Farrell on the set of Alexander.

#that single photo is the best thing to come out of Ridley Scott's entire career #i KNOW you know which one I'm talking about #elle.txt

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wonfilms · 9 days

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bf! heeseung who ties up your laces for you even if you're both in a hurry, he's well aware you don't need him to ,obviously, but he just likes doing it to hear you complain and huff that you can do it yourself~

gets down on his knee tying them up cutely in a little bow before looking up at you with the prettiest little smile

still uses the complicated delicate method his grandma taught him when he was little, even though he taught himself the usual way... because it reminds him of her and he wants to share that little part of her in him with you too.

bf! heeseung who takes you to hotpot restaurants and lets you cook the meat, as much as he wants to swoop in 'n treat you like a princess because he likes how excited you get doing it yourself and serving it to him proudly

he buys you frozen yogurt afterwards, and buys you the yummy toppings even though they are heavy and they are gonna charge him extra at the till because he doesn't care about his poor financial decisions if you're giggling and smiling over yogurt.

bf! heeseung who lets you put makeup on him, and doll him up all prettily so you can practice on him

when you pout and say he's prettier than you now, he pulls you in for a huge kiss with his perfectly glossed lips (due to your gorgeous choice of lipstick) and leaves a soft red stain on yours, saying "now we're both pretty girls, but you were pretty before anyways.. "

bf! heeseung who likes being the little spoon sometimes even though he's so tall and strong, feels a bit out of place at first but melts right into your arms with a gooey smile on his face

a/n: i love bf! heeseung

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il-predestinato · 10 months

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I would really like to congratulate Ferrari on their strategic genius today. It's incredibly impressive when you can turn a 4-5 finish to a 9-10 finish.

#scuderia ferrari (derogatory)#charles leclerc #*#f1 #british gp 2023 #elle.txt

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dykerightsmp3 · 1 year

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BBCU (Benoit Blanc Cinematic Universe)

#glass onion #knives out #benoit blanc #movie: knives out #elle.txt #100 #1k

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risemcisol · 1 year

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the ships are sailing in s2. plural. not just sturmhond's ship 🤪